Massage Parlor Reports

[BeetusBird]

Is the place in elm? I've been looking for a new place since 113 closed shop haven't had ant luck

Hi guys, First time poster long time lurker. I've been keeping an eye out here for quite a while off and on to try and stay up to date one where to be and where not to be. About 2 years ago now my wife suggested we get a couples massage and our regular place (100% legit) couldn't get us in. I had read a review on here once about blue balls on Bluemound and figured that would be a safe place to suggest that would provide a legit massage and no worries about the wife. At the time Rose and her niece Sony (OMG Sony is the vision of gamers geek Asian girlfriend dream.

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[RubItDown]

Hi guys, First time poster long time lurker. I've been keeping an eye out here for quite a while off and on to try and stay up to date one where to be and where not to be. About 2 years ago now my wife suggested we get a couples massage and our regular place (100% legit) couldn't get us in. I had read a review on here once about blue balls on Bluemound and figured that would be a safe place to suggest that would provide a legit massage and no worries about the wife. At the time Rose and her niece Sony (OMG Sony is the vision of gamers geek Asian girlfriend dream. But only works there off and on when Rose needs some help.) gave us each a really good massage. Don't get your hopes up on Sony. In 2+ years I've only enjoyed her angelic touch a hand full of times. She is going to school in Madison. The massage was really good. Like good enough my wife decided this would be our new regular stop when we wanted something same day. I even started to use it as my own when all I was looking for was a good massage and didn't want to worry about having to tip big and getting black listed if I didn't. Rose's back walking was the only I have ever enjoyed. She is small, super light and could give a monkey a run for its money with the dexterity in her feet. I told my wife about it and she to fell in love with Rose's back walking. (If you try it, keep her on lower back and below.) Her new assistant Amy, gave an ok back walk, so now when we go my wife goes to Rose in one room and I go to Amy in another so we can both enjoy the back walk. Only one set of bars in each room. Over time Rose started leaving the drape off and only covering me on the flip, and then didn't even do that. She would get into places that a legit masseuse would never go. Getting between the cheeks and deep into the abductors. Amy too would do the same, even going a little further. But as privet as it would get at times, never was there a vibe that there was more on menu. Until within the last few months. I live near 113th so when I lost that little gem I started spending more time at BlueBalls (lets call it BBOB). Amy began moving my junk around so she could get in close. That was confusing for me since I never really thought about anything more here (except for the rare magical moment when Sony was on. But that was all fantasy). So last week I said fuck it and gave her some of the body language that said "I'm interested in more if your giving more". On the flip, after upper abdomen she went to the taint! That was it. I started to SS. She didn't move or flinch. Just kept working it hard in that area until, and then "got hot towel". Finished my legs and left all smiles and like she has 50 times before. I always pay with credit there (don't care if my wife sees the charges) so I paid the usual 6 on the card and gave her 5 cash. She thanked me like a starving man getting a burger. Then today. My wife and I head up there after work. Her in one room me in the other. Amy finishes me like she loved me. Cupping the boys, ass play, nipple play, and long slow finish that blew my fucking mind! I didn't try roaming but did find my hand on her ass when I erupted. With my WIFE in the room next to mine! I left her 5 in the room and paid my wife and I's on the card up front when we left and called it a night. I'm still on cloud fucking 9!

Sorry for the long story. But I had to brag to someone about not only getting the greatest finish I have ever had and it being at BBOB. But also doing it with my wife in the next room. Stay safe. And thanks to all of you that keep this board going. I will now return to my regular lurking status.

[LookingForLefty]

One of the left used to work in Kenosha. Don't know about the other but she looks like one I had in Lake Geneva that was in the industrial park for short while. Appears they are in Vegas now. Did some snooping.

This place was legit. But fun. Some of you will recognize it.

[LookingForLefty]

One of the left used to work in Kenosha. Don't know about the other but she looks like one I had in Lake Geneva that was in the industrial park for short while. Appears they are in Vegas now. Did some snooping.

I cropped out her face because of privacy issues. Her hands were the smallest I've ever had. My experience is the ones with small hands give the best HE. Everything else was average. She worked at New Massage for bit. Then went back to Chicago.

[LookingForLefty]

One of the left used to work in Kenosha. Don't know about the other but she looks like one I had in Lake Geneva that was in the industrial park for short while. Appears they are in Vegas now. Did some snooping.

[LookingForLefty]

I don't know if everyone besides me is so computer stupid? Or you guys are all IT professionals? You guys know their real name, Facebook, Mug shot jail status, last time they took a shit and if they had corn or not! Message me what I am missing please. Fuck I'm an idiot, my sleuth skills tell me Lefty is an accountant & not a pro golfer like I thought he was. Any help would be appreciated. On a different note, any body know if Harley in WB is still around?

You are not stupid. The girls are stupid. Often their phone number is linked to their FB accounts. You see their real name. And if you get to now them good, you learn their real name. From their you search their criminal records, mug shots, and court records. Then you can look at the inmate list on the country levels to see if they are in jail. Some have prison records. I'm not genius -- I learned from our brothers. Very easy to get the real name of Backpage.

Anyway you get the picture. Not sure if the phone number / FB way is still out there. You can go on other web sites for want to be models on heroin like Model Mayhem. Found a few real names of women I met. Thats for another board subject.

Sometimes I ask to see an Id of the girl looks too young. Make sure 22 is not 17. Massage Parlors will often show their license and who has it. Has their real Asian name. If its a American name its fake.

[CreativeName]

Cruising down 27th st I thought I saw this near oklahoma ave. Across from leons. Is this old? New? I've never noticed but don't really look for it either.

[Rocket27]

I don't know if everyone besides me is so computer stupid? Or you guys are all IT professionals? You guys know their real name, Facebook, Mug shot jail status, last time they took a shit and if they had corn or not! Message me what I am missing please. Fuck I'm an idiot, my sleuth skills tell me Lefty is an accountant & not a pro golfer like I thought he was. Any help would be appreciated. On a different note, any body know if Harley in WB is still around?

How? She does look like a knockout based on her website / FB profile.

[LookingForLefty]

How? She does look like a knockout based on her website / FB profile.

Yep, she is very attractive but I think she is husband hunting. We did not click. Haven't seen Lisa Marie's sister online in awhile. I know their last name was Rz-something. She was also attractive.

[LookingForLefty]

I don't know where you all know her from, but, for some reason she reminds me of a sad wookie. I guess in the dark anything can be attractive.

I think a lot of guys go in with their AMP goggles on. Once they pay they talk themselves into thinking the women are better than what they really area. For those wanting something more exotic go the the Chicago board and search. Seek and you will find.

Going to one of my fav AMPs tonight or tomorrow night. Going to see how they are handling the pandemic scare. When in doubt. Don't. Some of these places are not sanitized. Usually they are OCD on cleanliness but ones that are low volume have to cut corners. Older unattractive women with bad teeth are often working these places.

Helping one gal get her taxes done. None of these places show a profit. Many only report credit card sales. Got to show them they can't lose too much money or it will trigger an audit. Some the girls get a W2 and others are considered contractors and get a 1099. Paying with cash will always get you better service than trying to get airline miles on your credit card. If you do use a CC it will have a business with an different name in case someone noisy is looking. Another tip is that often the girls are the same and the names change. Some will use one name for a group of clients and use another name for another set. Often up to 5 names. Never their real Asian name. A good place to spot AMP ladies is at Costco, Aldi or Walmart. They buy a lot of supplies in bulk. From water to tissues. Usually the manasans. Girls don't drive. Some live at the spa, others live at the mamasans home, or a safehouse / apt. They highly discourage the girls from dating outside the spa, but some really want to see what Milwaukee or Chicago is all about. Its hard for them to take a day off because if they get busy, then they have to be ready to take an Uber to work. Don't fall in love. You will never be at ease with what they do. Communication is an issue. Religion is an issue. Availability is an issue. Only guys I know who are happy are those who have retired bar girls they met overseas.

[JTaylor8415]

How? She does look like a knockout based on her website / FB profile.

Match.com is affordable. Filipino woman in Brown Deer -50-51 hot. Lisa Marie's sister is often on Match. I'm sure she likes to have fun.

I've learned a lot about the AMP business and like any business owner, they like to talk shop, not sex. Like any woman, the more they talk and you look them in the eye and listen, ask questions, give compliments, when they are done they are horny. Women like a guy who listens and doesn't talk. Women like a guy who seems interested in them and not sex.

You would not believe how many times I suffered from ED the first time I had a woman over to my house. They never held it against me and would come back and try again until it worked. Giving them good DATY will also get them coming back.

One of my go to girls will not charge me if I can't get it up. She guarantees I will come. Hell I skip the viagra with her because she usually gets the job done.

As for FS. Geisha in Madison is a solid play. Honestly though, I don't care much for stripper type girls in a brothel. Not driving to Madison to by milk when I have a cow at home.

Been to both shops on the 70th and 71st and north. Basic massage and HE. At least that was my experience. But I would only go when my favorite was working. She would text if she was working.

If someone wants a good medical massage, totally legit, open minded, there is a real knockout in Oconomowoc. I hear she is remodeling right now but will be back open soon. Ascension. Good reviews.

[ShyGuyTwoPly]

4-6, 65 lbs. HE only. Met last week in Chicago. Tiny hands were cool. Would have loved to try FS. Has a boyfriend. Haven't seen Neshea in Milwaukee in awhile. Another AA woman but larger with big tits. She did outcalls only. Everything was on the menu but I could not afford anything more than a topless HE. Normal AMP pricing, but beyond that it was high end escort pricing -- not doing that. She has a baby daddy and some baby damage.

Hey dude, would really love to see that tiny AMP. Would you on some details?

[BigMilwaukee]

I don't know where you all know her from, but, for some reason she reminds me of a sad wookie. I guess in the dark anything can be attractive.

I'm sure if you have been around long enough you have seen her from a couple of years ago. I saw some reviews making her sound like a young unicorn. 35-40 years old, are you serious? Dim lights huh. Hang around Walmart long enough you will find someone you know. Not sure what she does or where now.

[LookingForLefty]

I'm sure if you have been around long enough you have seen her from a couple of years ago. I saw some reviews making her sound like a young unicorn. 35-40 years old, are you serious? Dim lights huh. Hang around Walmart long enough you will find someone you know. Not sure what she does or where now.

[Mke Player]

I would be interested in the medical massage. PLEASE send me any info. In private. Thanks man.

A simple google search on Ascension massage oconomowoc will get you what you need to know, I think.