Massage Parlor Reports

[RideHarley]

Just checking if anyone in the group is willing to share a recommendation for an undraped massage.

No FS or HE required but she would have to be able to give a good massage.

I've found that most of the LTM's give a reasonably good massage and the ones on the sensual side less so.

Please post or message and thanks in advance for any help. RH.

[TheDarkLurker]

Anyone have info on this one:https://bodyrubshop.com/ads/erotic-l...07933-39149470 been seeing her post for a while but haven't been able to make contact.

[LookingForLefty]

Lefty what the smallest AMP you have with 4 f / s. Know you won't share contact info. Would b nice.

Full service. I know there are in the Chicago area. But don't know of any in Wisconsin. I'm sure there is. Any woman can be screwed when the time is right. I've gotten FS mostly from independent MTs. But they had an agenda too, they wanted screwed. I'd ask later why, and they would just say they felt horny today. For Chicago I would check the RubMaps app.

If you want good full service visit the spa off I 69 in Charlotte, MI. Plan an overnight stay because you will want to go back the next day. Otherwise you need to go to Miami, Dallas, Houston, Austin, Atlanta, Los Angeles, or Vegas to name a few.

The smallest AMP? Hard to say. But for FS they were all larger ones with several women working. I was in Kentucky once and the mamasan gave me a tour. They occupied 3 spaces in a strip mall. One for the AMP. One was a closed beauty shop but it was for the girls to get all dolled up and it has a massive collection of sexy dresses. They were all size zero or one. The space was the dorm and each girl has her own bed. Couple of cats wandering about. Their was a kitchen with full facilities for meal prep. Mamasan had an office with a bed along with a small dog for a pet. There was a treadmill for exercise and one girl was on it because she gained weight. There was table shower. Not waiting room. I like that. No one wants to sit in the waiting room of shame. They had a laundry room. This one the girls had to share in the housekeeping chores. I was in one in Mississippi that has a laundry girl and a shower girl. Shower girl just gives a table shower and fluffs you cock a little so you are ready to get started earlier. I asked mamasan if I could have the laundry girl. Older woman, a bit ordinary, and crooked teeth. Mamasan complied and this woman was just as nervous as hell. But it was fun anyway. I think she was flattered I picked her over the 20 something spinners. Just wonder how many guys request the laundry girl? Like when you go to a strip club, the bartender always looks better than the dancers. Seems when I go to an AMP, the other girls always look prettier when I leave than when I walk in. Always looking for the unicorn.

[Mr LoudMonger]

Been in this game a long time. Someone takes the state board exam for them. Very easy to changed the looks on a woman to match her passport. Seriously, can't speak english but can pass an exam? That doesn't mean they can't give a good massage. Had some good ones from these women

Yeah, it can go either way with the licenses. Real or Fake.

For a while my girlfriend was a 58 year old Chinese woman, who's English was awful. She was licensed in IL, WI, and CA. Same as the Cindy woman in Orchid. I always suspected my girlfriend's licenses was fake, although she never admitted. On the other hand, I know a number of Chinese girls who actually did get their license (or are in the process of getting) their License, at the school in Chinatown, without cheating. Costs 10 or 12 grand to go. I've been asked a few times to help them study- it's pretty difficult for them because the test questions are written, all in English, and using a lot of medical terminology.

[Reuedw]

You might remember her from one of the North Ave shops. Haven't seen her in a while. Guessing 55-65 years old. She was brown bagging it. Not sure if she is still active or has a real job.

Lefty what the smallest AMP you have with 4 f / s. Know you won't share contact info. Would b nice.

[BigCat7488]

Any info on Korean Kym Milwaukee would be helpful. Have an appt and wonder if it's worth it?

[Rocket27]

Is that you next to her Lefty? Ha ha just kidding Lefty.

4-6, 65 lbs. HE only. Met last week in Chicago. Tiny hands were cool. Would have loved to try FS. Has a boyfriend. Haven't seen Neshea in Milwaukee in awhile. Another AA woman but larger with big tits. She did outcalls only. Everything was on the menu but I could not afford anything more than a topless HE. Normal AMP pricing, but beyond that it was high end escort pricing -- not doing that. She has a baby daddy and some baby damage. Old # was 414 937 0997.

[LookingForLefty]

You might remember her from one of the North Ave shops. Haven't seen her in a while. Guessing 55-65 years old. She was brown bagging it. Not sure if she is still active or has a real job.

[LookingForLefty]

Wish I had done my research. In Milwaukee on business, drove past Orchid and thought, hey, that looks like a brand new place, nice on the outside, let's try it out.

Cindy and Nancy. Cindy is an amazon woman, very tall, quite plump, huge rack displayed above a low cut top. Nancy is 50 ish, but (to me, who likes the older ladies) was good looking, thin, nicely dressed with a skirt, hair fixed up, curly, and blondish.

At the door, Cindy was up. Super flirty and overtly sexual. Good English. She somehow talked me into doing 4 hands, which I rarely do. 100. They were really really slow. What sealed the deal was Nancy walking in, and complimenting me. (they both must have this routine down). "Oooh! So handsome!" and all that crap.

It was probably the most over-the-top flirtiest AMP experience I've ever had. In stereo. Both of them, but led by Cindy the big'and. Massive tease-fest. They even made simulated moaning sex noises at various times. Like when the table started squeaking from the rhythmic massage, they started their sex moans and laughing. It was quite a turn on actually. My crotch was grabbed countless times, and by both. Much attention given to the boys and ass-zone while face down. No way this could lead to disappointing ending, right?

Wrong. Suddenly the whole thing was over. Not even a SS suggestion, which is OK, since I don't go for that.

But so bummed. It was going so swimmingly, they both had fun personalities. But all bait and switch. So disappointed.

Massage wise; Cindy the Big'and is very good. Licensed as well, and in three states. Nancy, she was much cuter, but her massage wasn't very good, and has very limited English.

Been in this game a long time. Someone takes the state board exam for them. Very easy to changed the looks on a woman to match her passport. Seriously, can't speak english but can pass an exam? That doesn't mean they can't give a good massage. Had some good ones from these women.

[Mr LoudMonger]

Wish I had done my research. In Milwaukee on business, drove past Orchid and thought, hey, that looks like a brand new place, nice on the outside, let's try it out.

Cindy and Nancy. Cindy is an amazon woman, very tall, quite plump, huge rack displayed above a low cut top. Nancy is 50 ish, but (to me, who likes the older ladies) was good looking, thin, nicely dressed with a skirt, hair fixed up, curly, and blondish.

At the door, Cindy was up. Super flirty and overtly sexual. Good English. She somehow talked me into doing 4 hands, which I rarely do. 100. They were really really slow. What sealed the deal was Nancy walking in, and complimenting me. (they both must have this routine down). "Oooh! So handsome!" and all that crap.

It was probably the most over-the-top flirtiest AMP experience I've ever had. In stereo. Both of them, but led by Cindy the big'and. Massive tease-fest. They even made simulated moaning sex noises at various times. Like when the table started squeaking from the rhythmic massage, they started their sex moans and laughing. It was quite a turn on actually. My crotch was grabbed countless times, and by both. Much attention given to the boys and ass-zone while face down. No way this could lead to disappointing ending, right?

Wrong. Suddenly the whole thing was over. Not even a SS suggestion, which is OK, since I don't go for that.

But so bummed. It was going so swimmingly, they both had fun personalities. But all bait and switch. So disappointed.

Massage wise; Cindy the Big'and is very good. Licensed as well, and in three states. Nancy, she was much cuter, but her massage wasn't very good, and has very limited English.

[LookingForLefty]

4-6, 65 lbs. HE only. Met last week in Chicago. Tiny hands were cool. Would have loved to try FS. Has a boyfriend. Haven't seen Neshea in Milwaukee in awhile. Another AA woman but larger with big tits. She did outcalls only. Everything was on the menu but I could not afford anything more than a topless HE. Normal AMP pricing, but beyond that it was high end escort pricing -- not doing that. She has a baby daddy and some baby damage. Old # was 414xxxx997.

[LookingForLefty]

Does anyone else have any info or adivce about going to place on Hartwell ave in Waukesha? I would appreciate any info anyone has Thanks.

Maybe RM has something but I would guess it would not be good news.

[LookingForLefty]

When I first visited North Ave a year ago, I met with a Mamasan who insisted on SS. Fine I thought, let's go with it. Earn the managements trust. Came back later in the season to find Mamasan training a girl brought up from Chicago. Mamasan instructed new girl on only rubbing the jewels at the end. SS in front of both during their "training session" was an odd turn on, so again, it didn't bother me much.

Flash forward a few months later. I stopped back in, thinking 3rd times a charm. Ended up having a flirty session with April. Nice face and not too old, but SS yet again. Tipped her a little, in case I'm ever in the neighborhood again. Leave on a positive note.

I must be a glutton for punishment. I did find myself driving past North this week. April was still in the house and we separated on a good note last time. Moderately skilled Swedish massage was fine. The offer to juggle my jewels? It left me flat. I allowed her to finish by lightly rubbing my belly. I didnt even waste my own time with SS. The tip? It wasn't anything more than what the chair massage people at Mayfair would receive. I could hear her bitching about it as I slipped out the front door, but as she told me in the room, "it's only body massage.

I dont think Ive ever had worse luck at an MP. Whats the trick with April? They must be out of their mind if they expect more than 1 or 2 return visits for a VERY average massage.

Maybe depend on which North Ave. When the GT gal is there she will call clients and tell them to stop by. Maybe there once a month. Its the newer one.

[Dr Manhattan]

When I first visited North Ave a year ago, I met with a Mamasan who insisted on SS. Fine I thought, let's go with it. Earn the managements trust. Came back later in the season to find Mamasan training a girl brought up from Chicago. Mamasan instructed new girl on only rubbing the jewels at the end. SS in front of both during their "training session" was an odd turn on, so again, it didn't bother me much.

Flash forward a few months later. I stopped back in, thinking 3rd times a charm. Ended up having a flirty session with April. Nice face and not too old, but SS yet again. Tipped her a little, in case I'm ever in the neighborhood again. Leave on a positive note.

I must be a glutton for punishment. I did find myself driving past North this week. April was still in the house and we separated on a good note last time. Moderately skilled Swedish massage was fine. The offer to juggle my jewels? It left me flat. I allowed her to finish by lightly rubbing my belly. I didn’t even waste my own time with SS. The tip? It wasn't anything more than what the chair massage people at Mayfair would receive. I could hear her bitching about it as I slipped out the front door, but as she told me in the room, "it's only body massage.

I dont think Ive ever had worse luck at an MP. Whats the trick with April? They must be out of their mind if they expect more than 1 or 2 return visits for a VERY average massage.

[Slugo]

Not a bad massage with a nice technique on the rubout not jackhammerish. She is quite chunky though. But between the low lighting and me taking my glasses off I didn't give a fuck. During the massage I did some roaming kept grabbing her belly fat, that sucked haha.