Escort Reports

[Swm11]

Someone has to have seen this one. She has posted a few times. I'm always leery of Hamden other than Marie but the price is right (which can be a red flag). Come on fess up who saw her.

http://new-haven.skipthegames.com/fe...l/111509440907

Wouldn't be interested but you are correct to be wary of Hamden.

[KantDelay]

Someone has to have seen this one. She has posted a few times. I'm always leery of Hamden other than Marie but the price is right (which can be a red flag). Come on fess up who saw her.

http://new-haven.skipthegames.com/fe...l/111509440907

[DaddyMcFatty]

This is Kayla.

She has been between Springfield northern mass and Hartford.

I guess she's burned all her bridges.

But she was Robbin people left and right in all the towns I mentioned.

Be careful.

She was working with some punks to pull it off.

860xxxx349.

Be safe.

http://new-haven.skipthegames.com/fe...k/623562366945

Thand you. This is exactly why I love this forum. I was considering giving her a call because she's hot as hell. But something was telling me too good to be true. I'm glad you posted this warning because she would've gotten someone.

[Bkev1970]

This is Kayla.

She has been between Springfield northern mass and Hartford.

I guess she's burned all her bridges.

But she was Robbin people left and right in all the towns I mentioned.

Be careful.

She was working with some punks to pull it off.

860xxxx349.

Be safe.

http://new-haven.skipthegames.com/fe...k/623562366945

[GlueStick1]

Any intel on Carmen? Tried looking on the boards but there are so many girls names Carmen its hard to tell who's who. LOL.

http://new-haven.skipthegames.com/fe...e/482467570800

[CTMonger333]

I have reached out to her a few times and no luck at all.

Haven't got a response by text has anyone seen her lately?

[Fresh87]

Haven't got a response by text has anyone seen her lately?

[MassageLuv]

Long time lurker and first time poster. I wanted to give back because I have had a lot of fun because of this forum.

I saw an ad for 2 girl posted in the BP and NH section and they both looked safe to me even though I couldn't find any reviews on them. I sent a text mid morning but didn't get a response. I sent another one around 3 and got a message back pretty quickly. For a single girl qv it was $ for 2 girls qv it was $80. I chose to try out both of them at the same time.

The girl who handles texting wouldn't give me the address until I gave a time limit and when I would be arriving. Seemed fair so I set up everything and they gave me the motel address on the out skirts of new haven.

I always arrive earlier than I tell any girl so I can scope out the place and make sure no funny business is happening. Parked in the shitty motel parking lot and waited. The girl texted and said she will walk outside to verify. Once I saw her I walked in we started.

One girl (one with glasses) was in the shower when I walked in, the other girl came up to me and asked for a LEO check. Completed the check and left the donation on the dresser.

Both girls are cute and tiny. The one with glasses seems to be more alert and not a user. The other one is a little spacey and I couldn't tell if she was just a space cadet or high.

Got undressed and one girl started baby while the other finished drying herself off from her shower. Once the one was done she joking us on the bed and one had junior in there mouth and the other was polishing the berries.

Both girls are very distant when doing this and are very mechanical but they are pretty good. Both did not deep throat or even try. Once I felt ready I slipped on some protection and started missionary with one girl while the glasses girl watched. They let me go back and forth between them no problem. Finished with a standing baby from both and finished on glasses face.

Overall I had fun and would try them out one more time.

A few add ons, hotel was really shitty and sketchy at first, the room was a smoking room and left my clothes smelling terrible, both girls did look like the pictures and were friendly.

I hope this post helps someone!

http://bridgeport.skipthegames.com/f...c/266801204166

[Average9]

It has been brought to my attention that a second less known definition is "to hide", I stand corrected.

Lolol. I'm sorry Gents. My finger kept hitting a d missing the keys while typing. Lolol. I apologize. You guys are funny. Thiis time I will go slow as to not screw up the report. LOL. But that back house on Central is indeed trouble. I was at a friend's tha was not to far from tha spot. Be careful if you deside to go. I'm lucky as I had my compact friend with me.

[Old Chinese Guy]

A hilarious interpretation of events however I think you meant 'secluded' not 'secreted'. 'Secreted' in that mean more like 'pissed their pants' than 'hid behind', then again, maybe they were pissing their pants too!

It has been brought to my attention that a second less known definition is "to hide", I stand corrected.

[Thotinspector]

Gents, Please allow to share my tale of daring and triumph!

I have visited this establishment several times over the past year. During one such visit, rapscallions secreted themselves behind the entry door. I could tell immediately these no-goodniks had the glint of mischief in their eyes.
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Someone please please recite & record this with a British accent that sounds like Sir Patrick Stewart 🤣

[JonMels]

Gents, Please allow to share my tale of daring and triumph!

I have visited this establishment several times over the past year. During one such visit, rapscallions secreted themselves behind the entry door. I could tell immediately these no-goodniks had the glint of mischief in their eyes.

I challenged them with a "Sirs how dare you besmirch my honor this way and attempt to abscond with my hard-earned coin. " While placing my hand on the hilt of my mighty weapon and threw down the gauntlet. The ne'er-do-wells said you have bested us this time we shall retreat and allow you to complete your deed. I took the maidens flower and she performed admirably. Afterward they called my phone and said "sir you have bested us with both your might and masculinity we hereby relinquish our claim to your coin. " I laughed in their vanquished faces. I have returned to take the maiden's flower since. This time they approached and released the damsel to me and made their retreat. I haven't returned since this day and I understand the maid now holds court in a local Inn.

You could make some serious money translating unintelligible to intelligible.

[CtFlirt81]

Gents, Please allow to share my tale of daring and triumph!

I have visited this establishment several times over the past year. During one such visit, rapscallions secreted themselves behind the entry door. I could tell immediately these no-goodniks had the glint of mischief in their eyes.

I challenged them with a "Sirs how dare you besmirch my honor this way and attempt to abscond with my hard-earned coin. " While placing my hand on the hilt of my mighty weapon and threw down the gauntlet. The ne'er-do-wells said you have bested us this time we shall retreat and allow you to complete your deed. I took the maidens flower and she performed admirably. Afterward they called my phone and said "sir you have bested us with both your might and masculinity we hereby relinquish our claim to your coin. " I laughed in their vanquished faces. I have returned to take the maiden's flower since. This time they approached and released the damsel to me and made their retreat. I haven't returned since this day and I understand the maid now holds court in a local Inn.

LOL —*This belongs on Reddit.

[Mike1107]

Any good Spanish providers out there.

[MadPlaid]

Gents, Please allow to share my tale of daring and triumph!

I have visited this establishment several times over the past year. During one such visit, rapscallions secreted themselves behind the entry door. I could tell immediately these no-goodniks had the glint of mischief in their eyes.

I challenged them with a "Sirs how dare you besmirch my honor this way and attempt to abscond with my hard-earned coin. " While placing my hand on the hilt of my mighty weapon and threw down the gauntlet. The ne'er-do-wells said you have bested us this time we shall retreat and allow you to complete your deed. I took the maidens flower and she performed admirably. Afterward they called my phone and said "sir you have bested us with both your might and masculinity we hereby relinquish our claim to your coin. " I laughed in their vanquished faces. I have returned to take the maiden's flower since. This time they approached and released the damsel to me and made their retreat. I haven't returned since this day and I understand the maid now holds court in a local Inn.

Slow clap gif.