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[Average9]

It has been brought to my attention that a second less known definition is "to hide", I stand corrected.

Lolol. I'm sorry Gents. My finger kept hitting a d missing the keys while typing. Lolol. I apologize. You guys are funny. Thiis time I will go slow as to not screw up the report. LOL. But that back house on Central is indeed trouble. I was at a friend's tha was not to far from tha spot. Be careful if you deside to go. I'm lucky as I had my compact friend with me.

[Old Chinese Guy]

A hilarious interpretation of events however I think you meant 'secluded' not 'secreted'. 'Secreted' in that mean more like 'pissed their pants' than 'hid behind', then again, maybe they were pissing their pants too!

It has been brought to my attention that a second less known definition is "to hide", I stand corrected.

[Thotinspector]

Gents, Please allow to share my tale of daring and triumph!

I have visited this establishment several times over the past year. During one such visit, rapscallions secreted themselves behind the entry door. I could tell immediately these no-goodniks had the glint of mischief in their eyes.
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Someone please please recite & record this with a British accent that sounds like Sir Patrick Stewart 🤣

[JonMels]

Gents, Please allow to share my tale of daring and triumph!

I have visited this establishment several times over the past year. During one such visit, rapscallions secreted themselves behind the entry door. I could tell immediately these no-goodniks had the glint of mischief in their eyes.

I challenged them with a "Sirs how dare you besmirch my honor this way and attempt to abscond with my hard-earned coin. " While placing my hand on the hilt of my mighty weapon and threw down the gauntlet. The ne'er-do-wells said you have bested us this time we shall retreat and allow you to complete your deed. I took the maidens flower and she performed admirably. Afterward they called my phone and said "sir you have bested us with both your might and masculinity we hereby relinquish our claim to your coin. " I laughed in their vanquished faces. I have returned to take the maiden's flower since. This time they approached and released the damsel to me and made their retreat. I haven't returned since this day and I understand the maid now holds court in a local Inn.

You could make some serious money translating unintelligible to intelligible.

[CtFlirt81]

Gents, Please allow to share my tale of daring and triumph!

I have visited this establishment several times over the past year. During one such visit, rapscallions secreted themselves behind the entry door. I could tell immediately these no-goodniks had the glint of mischief in their eyes.

I challenged them with a "Sirs how dare you besmirch my honor this way and attempt to abscond with my hard-earned coin. " While placing my hand on the hilt of my mighty weapon and threw down the gauntlet. The ne'er-do-wells said you have bested us this time we shall retreat and allow you to complete your deed. I took the maidens flower and she performed admirably. Afterward they called my phone and said "sir you have bested us with both your might and masculinity we hereby relinquish our claim to your coin. " I laughed in their vanquished faces. I have returned to take the maiden's flower since. This time they approached and released the damsel to me and made their retreat. I haven't returned since this day and I understand the maid now holds court in a local Inn.

LOL —*This belongs on Reddit.

[Mike1107]

Any good Spanish providers out there.

[MadPlaid]

Gents, Please allow to share my tale of daring and triumph!

I have visited this establishment several times over the past year. During one such visit, rapscallions secreted themselves behind the entry door. I could tell immediately these no-goodniks had the glint of mischief in their eyes.

I challenged them with a "Sirs how dare you besmirch my honor this way and attempt to abscond with my hard-earned coin. " While placing my hand on the hilt of my mighty weapon and threw down the gauntlet. The ne'er-do-wells said you have bested us this time we shall retreat and allow you to complete your deed. I took the maidens flower and she performed admirably. Afterward they called my phone and said "sir you have bested us with both your might and masculinity we hereby relinquish our claim to your coin. " I laughed in their vanquished faces. I have returned to take the maiden's flower since. This time they approached and released the damsel to me and made their retreat. I haven't returned since this day and I understand the maid now holds court in a local Inn.

Slow clap gif.

[Old Chinese Guy]

Gents, Please allow to share my tale of daring and triumph!

I have visited this establishment several times over the past year. During one such visit, rapscallions secreted themselves behind the entry door. I could tell immediately these no-goodniks had the glint of mischief in their eyes.

I challenged them with a "Sirs how dare you besmirch my honor this way and attempt to abscond with my hard-earned coin. " While placing my hand on the hilt of my mighty weapon and threw down the gauntlet. The ne'er-do-wells said you have bested us this time we shall retreat and allow you to complete your deed. I took the maidens flower and she performed admirably. Afterward they called my phone and said "sir you have bested us with both your might and masculinity we hereby relinquish our claim to your coin. " I laughed in their vanquished faces. I have returned to take the maiden's flower since. This time they approached and released the damsel to me and made their retreat. I haven't returned since this day and I understand the maid now holds court in a local Inn.

A hilarious interpretation of events however I think you meant 'secluded' not 'secreted'. 'Secreted' in that mean more like 'pissed their pants' than 'hid behind', then again, maybe they were pissing their pants too!

[Newbie58]

Very well done, sir. I wish my mind worked like that. You put a smile on my face.

Gents, Please allow to share my tale of daring and triumph!

I have visited this establishment several times over the past year. During one such visit, rapscallions secreted themselves behind the entry door. I could tell immediately these no-goodniks had the glint of mischief in their eyes.

I challenged them with a "Sirs how dare you besmirch my honor this way and attempt to abscond with my hard-earned coin. " While placing my hand on the hilt of my mighty weapon and threw down the gauntlet. The ne'er-do-wells said you have bested us this time we shall retreat and allow you to complete your deed. I took the maidens flower and she performed admirably. Afterward they called my phone and said "sir you have bested us with both your might and masculinity we hereby relinquish our claim to your coin. " I laughed in their vanquished faces. I have returned to take the maiden's flower since. This time they approached and released the damsel to me and made their retreat. I haven't returned since this day and I understand the maid now holds court in a local Inn.

[Drewonhere]

Gents, Please allow to share my tale of daring and triumph!

I have visited this establishment several times over the past year. During one such visit, rapscallions secreted themselves behind the entry door. I could tell immediately these no-goodniks had the glint of mischief in their eyes.

I challenged them with a "Sirs how dare you besmirch my honor this way and attempt to abscond with my hard-earned coin. " While placing my hand on the hilt of my mighty weapon and threw down the gauntlet. The ne'er-do-wells said you have bested us this time we shall retreat and allow you to complete your deed. I took the maidens flower and she performed admirably. Afterward they called my phone and said "sir you have bested us with both your might and masculinity we hereby relinquish our claim to your coin. " I laughed in their vanquished faces. I have returned to take the maiden's flower since. This time they approached and released the damsel to me and made their retreat. I haven't returned since this day and I understand the maid now holds court in a local Inn.

That's how I interpreted it too.

[WowWeeWow]

Wondering if we can have this deciphered.

Gents, Please allow to share my tale of daring and triumph!

I have visited this establishment several times over the past year. During one such visit, rapscallions secreted themselves behind the entry door. I could tell immediately these no-goodniks had the glint of mischief in their eyes.

I challenged them with a "Sirs how dare you besmirch my honor this way and attempt to abscond with my hard-earned coin. " While placing my hand on the hilt of my mighty weapon and threw down the gauntlet. The ne'er-do-wells said you have bested us this time we shall retreat and allow you to complete your deed. I took the maidens flower and she performed admirably. Afterward they called my phone and said "sir you have bested us with both your might and masculinity we hereby relinquish our claim to your coin. " I laughed in their vanquished faces. I have returned to take the maiden's flower since. This time they approached and released the damsel to me and made their retreat. I haven't returned since this day and I understand the maid now holds court in a local Inn.

[JonMels]

I went to that house several time's about
year ago. Dudes tryed to hide behi d the door went I entered. I was expecting a scam. I turned to. Them and said get the fu k out of her a d reached for my weapon. They. Backed ofd and said it cool and left. The girl did the deed awesomely and I left. They called my pho e and apologized. I went ahai. And did the deed another dah. They oulled up a d let the girl out for me and left. I didn't return thete but the girl. Alls me and she hoats in a hotell now.

Wondering if we can have this deciphered.

[Average9]

Not sure if this one has been posted before: (8 XX) XXX-914xxxx236;.

http://hartford.skipthegames.com/fem...9/362116332044 ?I don't see a more recent ad but I think this is her. Is missing a / some right sided teeth.

Located on central ave in new haven. Has an incall which is a back little house. Went inside and gave donation. 6 so wasn't being too cautious.

But I did deadbolt the door as I always do.

Sends a text and gets naked and starts licking the shaft before someone comes knocking. They are getting pissed because the door won't open.

She says it a roommate and she tries to ignore but then she opens.

Skinny black guy with mustache comes in. He's not looking for a fight at all but seems more interested in getting the girl out saying "he caught her again".

Has a jeep now parked in the driveway (his car).

Not sure the situation here but she walks out with me and I try to salvage by getting her to do cardate but she goes back in to get her money and I leave.

Driving past the house the jeep is now gone.

Seemed like a rather extensive scam than a true robbery. For 0.6 I could care less but now I'm just trying to fuck with them. Sent a message the day after and she tried having me come back saying the guy went to Maryland on work lmao.

I went to that house several time's about
year ago. Dudes tryed to hide behi d the door went I entered. I was expecting a scam. I turned to. Them and said get the fu k out of her a d reached for my weapon. They. Backed ofd and said it cool and left. The girl did the deed awesomely and I left. They called my pho e and apologized. I went ahai. And did the deed another dah. They oulled up a d let the girl out for me and left. I didn't return thete but the girl. Alls me and she hoats in a hotell now.

[BagelDon]

Hey don. I'm looking for a sure thing in the Milford area. Is she on STG? How's her location?

Location is safe she was at a hotel off around exit 35.

Her STG ad is.

http://new-haven.skipthegames.com/fe...o/540321048689

But that was her last day in CT she's in NY. Based on the last time I checked the tour dates on Devine. Also other things to note claims to be new in the game and said to be half Japanese. Donation was $1. 5.

[Wanna Be Bad]

Yep that's Goldie. Was an excellent provider 10 years ago and then went to the dark side. Crossed paths with her about a year ago and she was doing a program, and I think she has been living in the same place for about 9 months, so maybe she's in a better place now. But I wouldn't take the chance.

I think that the person posting on STG as Juelz is using at least some of the historic pictures from the infamous Goldie, and so may be the same person. I recall several reviews talking about how Goldie had gone from being a decent provider to robbing even long-term clients so beware? The description and location sounds like Goldie's old ads. Geeze, its hard keeping up the with scams!

http://new-haven.skipthegames.com/fe...s/425693427184