Escort Reports

**PyroPreach** · 01-12-20 17:00

Originally Posted by MrChicago [View Original Post]

Could be worse. She shit herself when I saw her. I had to stop and leave. She picked up the shit with her bare hand went to bathroom and then came back and wanted to keep going. I felt bad for her as I think she is handicapped.

You literally saved me. I had worked out an hour outcall with her. I was like 90 seconds from ordering her an uber when I saw your post. So suffice to say I skipped.

I was going to give her a shot as I really really love petite girls with big chests and was hoping YMMV sort of thing with her attitude but that with all the other reviews officially curdled it for me.

**MoneyT** · 01-12-20 16:12

Originally Posted by MrChicago [View Original Post]

Could be worse. She shit herself when I saw her. I had to stop and leave. She picked up the shit with her bare hand went to bathroom and then came back and wanted to keep going. I felt bad for her as I think she is handicapped.

Did you "literally" fuck the shit out of her LOL.

**Insidioso** · 01-12-20 13:36

Originally Posted by Pyre69 [View Original Post]

Did she just put on a few pounds or is she pregnant? There are reports in the Pregnant girls thread that she is knocked up.

Possibility of her being pregnant is news to me. She just looked overall more plump to be, but you never know.

**Rub Me Right** · 01-12-20 13:01

Originally Posted by MrChicago [View Original Post]

Could be worse. She shit herself when I saw her. I had to stop and leave. She picked up the shit with her bare hand went to bathroom and then came back and wanted to keep going. I felt bad for her as I think she is handicapped.

https://brobible.com/life/article/gu...arns-hard-way/

**Pyre69** · 01-12-20 10:47

Originally Posted by Insidioso [View Original Post]

I recently saw Svetlana again. I've seen her and her friend, Kayla, a number of times over the last few months. 120 qv FS all covered, no kissing, no GFE, and she doesn't ride on top. She just updated her pics and they're very accurate. Pretty face and probably one of the most perfect C / D cups I've come across. She's gained a few lbs from the holidays, so her figure is a little fuller now, but still very attractive. From my experience, she's consistently provided good, non-rushed service. She's usually in Elk Grove (at the hotel where seemingly 20 girls work) for a few days each week, then goes home for a couple days, so her availability is reliable. Good response time via text (even when she's not in town). Initial verification involved a quick Facetime. After that, seeing her is the usual two-text routine.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cago/42497967/

As a side note, her friend, Kayla, met a guy and is no longer in the biz. Kind of a bummer, because Kayla was a petite, young hottie that was my preferred type.

Did she just put on a few pounds or is she pregnant? There are reports in the Pregnant girls thread that she is knocked up.

**Insidioso** · 01-12-20 08:33

I've seen Svetlana several times, and have always left satisfied. I've always found her to be reasonable and very laid back. The only rule I've found restrictive with her is that she doesn't like to be on top.

If you decide to go with Storm, let us know how it goes. Her ads look promising.

Originally Posted by MasterBaggins [View Original Post]

I'll be in the chicago area this coming up Monday and after some research I've brought down my options to Svetlana https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cago/42497967/# , or Storm https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cago/42635596/.

After looking at both girls I just can't decide which one to pick! Both have promising reviews and nice bodies. It looks like Svetlana has nicer tits and a more plump ass, but it seems like she tends to have a lot of rules. Storm has a more slender figure but from what I've read she really gets into the session. I also read from an earlier post that she fell and was only limited to 1 position? Anyways if you guys were in my situation, who would you dream of? Thanks in advance!

**Insidioso** · 01-12-20 08:27

I recently saw Svetlana again. I've seen her and her friend, Kayla, a number of times over the last few months. 120 qv FS all covered, no kissing, no GFE, and she doesn't ride on top. She just updated her pics and they're very accurate. Pretty face and probably one of the most perfect C / D cups I've come across. She's gained a few lbs from the holidays, so her figure is a little fuller now, but still very attractive. From my experience, she's consistently provided good, non-rushed service. She's usually in Elk Grove (at the hotel where seemingly 20 girls work) for a few days each week, then goes home for a couple days, so her availability is reliable. Good response time via text (even when she's not in town). Initial verification involved a quick Facetime. After that, seeing her is the usual two-text routine.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cago/42497967/

As a side note, her friend, Kayla, met a guy and is no longer in the biz. Kind of a bummer, because Kayla was a petite, young hottie that was my preferred type.

**Dodge55** · 01-12-20 06:16

Originally Posted by MrChicago [View Original Post]

Could be worse. She shit herself when I saw her. I had to stop and leave. She picked up the shit with her bare hand went to bathroom and then came back and wanted to keep going. I felt bad for her as I think she is handicapped.

At least she didn't pick up the shit with your hand.

**Dodge55** · 01-12-20 06:08

Originally Posted by MasterBaggins [View Original Post]

I'll be in the chicago area this coming up Monday and after some research I've brought down my options to Svetlana https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cago/42497967/# , or Storm https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cago/42635596/.

After looking at both girls I just can't decide which one to pick! Both have promising reviews and nice bodies. It looks like Svetlana has nicer tits and a more plump ass, but it seems like she tends to have a lot of rules. Storm has a more slender figure but from what I've read she really gets into the session. I also read from an earlier post that she fell and was only limited to 1 position? Anyways if you guys were in my situation, who would you dream of? Thanks in advance!

It sounds like you have done your research. It also sounds like you are over-thinking this. Assuming what your comments say is accurate, I would always go with the gal with the better attitude, the one who really gets into it.

**WallStreetBull** · 01-12-20 01:54

Back at it been out of game sometime but wanted to know if anyone has any idea what happened with her. She was my atf and after 2014 disappeared her link is.

https://escortindex.com/ad/chicago/7...5/329989/terff

Any idea let me know gents.

**Master Baggins** · 01-11-20 18:24

I'll be in the chicago area this coming up Monday and after some research I've brought down my options to Svetlana https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cago/42497967/# , or Storm https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cago/42635596/.

After looking at both girls I just can't decide which one to pick! Both have promising reviews and nice bodies. It looks like Svetlana has nicer tits and a more plump ass, but it seems like she tends to have a lot of rules. Storm has a more slender figure but from what I've read she really gets into the session. I also read from an earlier post that she fell and was only limited to 1 position? Anyways if you guys were in my situation, who would you dream of? Thanks in advance!

**Hroger Healey** · 01-11-20 17:35

Originally Posted by Insidioso [View Original Post]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cago/42563696/

Orlando general report #10758 has some positive info on Bunny also.

**MrChicago** · 01-11-20 03:55

Could be worse. She shit herself when I saw her. I had to stop and leave. She picked up the shit with her bare hand went to bathroom and then came back and wanted to keep going. I felt bad for her as I think she is handicapped.

Originally Posted by ImNotKevin [View Original Post]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cago/42494614/

Rarely do I or would I ever go so far as to bash a girl. This girl is one of the top 3 worst experiences I HAVE EVER HAD in this hobby.

Let me list her qualities. Short almost midget status. Grumpy. Irritated. Almost dictatorial in the way she commands you to do "get on the bed" "get comfortable". Lies that she will do BBBJ over text to bait you over. Unenthusiastic. Terribly scarred all over her stomach chest and torso. Not nearly as airbrushed as her pictures. Small flabby butt cheeks.

She comes off as if she is doing you a favor. Will say "I only do missionary". Has a horribly swollen and fishy smelling vagina. Will keep going on about "not wanting to catch something" so you have to keep your hands OFF of her.

I didn't even bother trying to do the deed. 1 minute into a lackluster and zero effort angry faced CBJ I said I was ready. She laid down and I was so disgusted I just left. Once I started getting dressed she tries to have a conversation with me about the weather.

The only good things I can say is she has nice tits and the incall location is awesome.

Don't go see her. Blacklist her. It is not worth your time. I repeat. NOT WORTH ANYBODYS TIME.

If her ad disappears. She has videos posted on EB and comments saying "what happened to her stomach?" She is blond.

**TiraGuy** · 01-11-20 02:55

Hi guys! I'm new to mongering. Just wanted to ask if you had any info on this lady. Please get back to me, wondering if she's legit.

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/queen-va...detroit-433112

**Insidioso** · 01-11-20 00:45

So I saw this 20's cutie a couple weeks ago. 120 for qv all covered. Incall was in a clean, extended stay-type hotel in Lombard. I was surprised at how accurate her pics are—they're def her, so if you like the hot athletic body you see, go get it. Ad says no GFE, so no kissing, but she gets pretty into it. She aims to please if she's cool with you.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cago/42563696/