Escort Reports

[PunkAsFuck]

Not only would I have ended that session immediately but I may have retired from mongering all together after that.

The second provider I met back around 2007 or so had hygiene issues. I'm the middle of a session, I flipped her around for doggie and got a good view (and whiff) of the source. It was clear that she just took a shit and didn't bother cleaning herself up before taking the next client. Obviously, that quickly killed the session but I didn't let that turn me off from continuing seeing other ladies despite that. Hundreds of sessions later, has never been a problem again. Considering the reviews I've seen from others and news reports of LE busts, I'll take that instead of being ripped off or getting a mug shot.

[ADAvet101]

I've seen both and would go with storm. They're both attractive with nice bodies. Svetlana has nice perky breasts and storm has beautiful hangers. But storm was way more into it. And I just liked everything about her better.

Going to try and see Storm this week, judging he the reviews I've seen. Texted her today for rates info and hours she typically works. She hasn't responded after a few hours. Is she usually hard to get a hold of or just prefers phone calls? Also if anyone out there has the info I'm looking for, it's be much appreciated.

[RonDodg]

Could be worse. She shit herself when I saw her. I had to stop and leave. She picked up the shit with her bare hand went to bathroom and then came back and wanted to keep going. I felt bad for her as I think she is handicapped.

Lolololl I'm walking my dog as I read this. Reaching into my jacket for a doggie poop bag! As the monger said, seeing shit like that, might make me retire from this hobby!

[Troy Akerman]

OMG! That is fucking awesome.

Not only would I have ended that session immediately but I may have retired from mongering all together after that.

[Buddy Bear]

Could be worse. She shit herself when I saw her. I had to stop and leave. She picked up the shit with her bare hand went to bathroom and then came back and wanted to keep going. I felt bad for her as I think she is handicapped.

Not only would I have ended that session immediately but I may have retired from mongering all together after that.

[Boob Hope]

I've seen both and would go with storm. They're both attractive with nice bodies. Svetlana has nice perky breasts and storm has beautiful hangers. But storm was way more into it. And I just liked everything about her better.

I'll be in the chicago area this coming up Monday and after some research I've brought down my options to Svetlana https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cago/42497967/# , or Storm https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cago/42635596/.

After looking at both girls I just can't decide which one to pick! Both have promising reviews and nice bodies. It looks like Svetlana has nicer tits and a more plump ass, but it seems like she tends to have a lot of rules. Storm has a more slender figure but from what I've read she really gets into the session. I also read from an earlier post that she fell and was only limited to 1 position? Anyways if you guys were in my situation, who would you dream of? Thanks in advance!

[DanChicago76]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cago/42710420/

I met her on Saturday. Polish girl.

H 200 hh 170, GFE, she fk but blowjob with condom not anal.

Generally she was professional but very cute and nice.

These are her pictures, she is really beautiful.

Probably I meet her again.

[Arachnarach]

Be careful with Svetlana. I had seen her 2 times previously and had a nice time. Unfortunately, She just ripped me off. These girls probably have rough lives and I don't like saying something that could hurt them but give me a fucking break.

[Master Baggins]

Possibility of her being pregnant is news to me. She just looked overall more plump to be, but you never know.

I took a look at the pregnant thread and 1 post has a pic that she apparently sent to the user of her stomach. To me it looks just fuller from the holidays, but I could be wrong. But then I'm thinking why would she send that pic unless she was at the beginning of a pregnancy? If she is pregnant then its early so either I guess I should see her soon or wait a few months LOL.

[PyroPreach]

Could be worse. She shit herself when I saw her. I had to stop and leave. She picked up the shit with her bare hand went to bathroom and then came back and wanted to keep going. I felt bad for her as I think she is handicapped.

You literally saved me. I had worked out an hour outcall with her. I was like 90 seconds from ordering her an uber when I saw your post. So suffice to say I skipped.

I was going to give her a shot as I really really love petite girls with big chests and was hoping YMMV sort of thing with her attitude but that with all the other reviews officially curdled it for me.

[MoneyT]

Could be worse. She shit herself when I saw her. I had to stop and leave. She picked up the shit with her bare hand went to bathroom and then came back and wanted to keep going. I felt bad for her as I think she is handicapped.

Did you "literally" fuck the shit out of her LOL.

[Insidioso]

Did she just put on a few pounds or is she pregnant? There are reports in the Pregnant girls thread that she is knocked up.

Possibility of her being pregnant is news to me. She just looked overall more plump to be, but you never know.

[Rub Me Right]

Could be worse. She shit herself when I saw her. I had to stop and leave. She picked up the shit with her bare hand went to bathroom and then came back and wanted to keep going. I felt bad for her as I think she is handicapped.

https://brobible.com/life/article/gu...arns-hard-way/

[Pyre69]

I recently saw Svetlana again. I've seen her and her friend, Kayla, a number of times over the last few months. 120 qv FS all covered, no kissing, no GFE, and she doesn't ride on top. She just updated her pics and they're very accurate. Pretty face and probably one of the most perfect C / D cups I've come across. She's gained a few lbs from the holidays, so her figure is a little fuller now, but still very attractive. From my experience, she's consistently provided good, non-rushed service. She's usually in Elk Grove (at the hotel where seemingly 20 girls work) for a few days each week, then goes home for a couple days, so her availability is reliable. Good response time via text (even when she's not in town). Initial verification involved a quick Facetime. After that, seeing her is the usual two-text routine.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cago/42497967/

As a side note, her friend, Kayla, met a guy and is no longer in the biz. Kind of a bummer, because Kayla was a petite, young hottie that was my preferred type.

Did she just put on a few pounds or is she pregnant? There are reports in the Pregnant girls thread that she is knocked up.

[Insidioso]

I've seen Svetlana several times, and have always left satisfied. I've always found her to be reasonable and very laid back. The only rule I've found restrictive with her is that she doesn't like to be on top.

If you decide to go with Storm, let us know how it goes. Her ads look promising.

I'll be in the chicago area this coming up Monday and after some research I've brought down my options to Svetlana https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cago/42497967/# , or Storm https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cago/42635596/.

After looking at both girls I just can't decide which one to pick! Both have promising reviews and nice bodies. It looks like Svetlana has nicer tits and a more plump ass, but it seems like she tends to have a lot of rules. Storm has a more slender figure but from what I've read she really gets into the session. I also read from an earlier post that she fell and was only limited to 1 position? Anyways if you guys were in my situation, who would you dream of? Thanks in advance!