Massage Parlor Reports

[Erika Scorpio]

Went into FHOH. Got Rocio, fair looking face, wavy hair, super tight slim body with a bubble booty.

It was my first visit there, so I asked for Leah since I heard that she works Saturdays, but Rocio told me she works later on the day. I figured since all reports amount to either an awesome massage or awesome extras then I'd be fine with any of the ladies. Gave her. 8 for a hh.

Basically I paid for what gets you a f%and good massage anywhere else for this kid to dab me with grease. I totally thought she was just applying the stuff to come after it with a super hard rub, but no, she came with a hot towel and started wiping me clean and getting ready to wrap up.

I asked her if she'd be massaging the bump that she had just skipped over and she just said: No, not me. And walked out on me.

So I walked out on her ass.

This was probably the worst experience I've had lately. Zero massage-zero skill-zero extras. I'd have been fine with either of the three.

Rocio told me that she had started there only a month ago, but it doesn't make up for the fact that I felt totally ripped off by this establishment. I'd assume that Sandra should have had to researched her before throwing her out there or at least give her some training or something.

Anyhow, skip this one, you've been warned.

[Asphalt]

I had a lot of time on my hands this weekend and was feeling a bit adventurous. So I decided to give Jins spa a try. It's a small place located in its own parking lot on gallows. Right across from 2 other known massage parlors across the steeet, and further down from even more massage parlors like Crystal, and such. I never really stopped to think about just how many AMPs are on gallows. Maybe necks aren't the only thing being yanked LOL.

There was older rumors of Jin being one of these alleged erotic massage parlors and I wanted to TOFTT and put that myth to the test but no. This place is 100% legit.

Met Tina, 30 something Chinese lady who had remarkably good English and was actually a pleasure to talk to. Her massage skills are top notch. Asked for a hard massage and she gave me the works, including stretching, shiatsu, and back walking. Conversation went from topic to topic and eventually I brought up the fact there's many AMPs nearby and she went into a rant about how she actually studied to become CMT and her "competition" is just a bunch of body rubbers looking to jerk off their clients. I chuckled nervously when she told me about all the men who come here for a massage and after an hour she tells them time is up and they just stick their dick in her face like. More?

At this point I chuckle nervously and shrink a little under my blanket and play along. I tell her, "yeeeeaaah fuck those guys" meanwhile I'm pondering internally if my life is just a sitcom waiting to happen. Anyway, I put my boner away and found the whole thing pretty hysterical. Massage was good, got my full hour and then some and she finished with a face massage and overall I left feeling better than when I came in even if this story doesn't have a happy ending.

It's been years since I went there but it obviously hasn't changed. Very good massage but I'm afraid I'm one of the guys she's talking about. No actually, I wasn't that rude and several of the girls there didn't mind me OTC roaming but never a handshake. Non shy about massaging all the way up the leg but that's as far as it went.

[TheOuroboros]

I had a lot of time on my hands this weekend and was feeling a bit adventurous. So I decided to give Jins spa a try. It's a small place located in its own parking lot on gallows. Right across from 2 other known massage parlors across the steeet, and further down from even more massage parlors like Crystal, and such. I never really stopped to think about just how many AMPs are on gallows. Maybe necks aren't the only thing being yanked LOL.

There was older rumors of Jin being one of these alleged erotic massage parlors and I wanted to TOFTT and put that myth to the test but no. This place is 100% legit.

Met Tina, 30 something Chinese lady who had remarkably good English and was actually a pleasure to talk to. Her massage skills are top notch. Asked for a hard massage and she gave me the works, including stretching, shiatsu, and back walking. Conversation went from topic to topic and eventually I brought up the fact there's many AMPs nearby and she went into a rant about how she actually studied to become CMT and her "competition" is just a bunch of body rubbers looking to jerk off their clients. I chuckled nervously when she told me about all the men who come here for a massage and after an hour she tells them time is up and they just stick their dick in her face like. More?

At this point I chuckle nervously and shrink a little under my blanket and play along. I tell her, "yeeeeaaah fuck those guys" meanwhile I'm pondering internally if my life is just a sitcom waiting to happen. Anyway, I put my boner away and found the whole thing pretty hysterical. Massage was good, got my full hour and then some and she finished with a face massage and overall I left feeling better than when I came in even if this story doesn't have a happy ending.

[RyanHarvey]

Was it this thing?

https://www.fleshlight.com/collections/quickshot

At $35 bucks for as many eruptions as you have left, perhaps we should all skip the AMP BF up-charges and just go for the standard NOVA. Ladies you have competition!

S: for those of you that are not handy do it your-selfers there is an upgrade.

https://www.fleshlight.com/collections/quickshot-launch

NOTE: I am not endorsing or recommending!

The launcher can simulate 250 strokes per minute. OUCH!

[Tom McAn]

Was it this thing?

https://www.fleshlight.com/collections/quickshot

At $35 bucks for as many eruptions as you have left, perhaps we should all skip the AMP BF up-charges and just go for the standard NOVA. Ladies you have competition!

S: for those of you that are not handy do it your-selfers there is an upgrade.

https://www.fleshlight.com/collections/quickshot-launch

NOTE: I am not endorsing or recommending!

I first heard of a Fleshlight last year when I watched a video of Princess Leia, a San Francisco-based porn star, using one on her male co-star before giving him a HJ and BJ. (FYI, this Princess Leia has nothing to do with the Star Wars character.) I've never heard of a Fleshlight being used in an AMP. That's an odd trick.

A few years ago I visited Shina, a Caucasian MILF body rub provider, who used an interesting technique to simulate a BJ without actually performing one. It's difficult to describe in words, and I've never encountered that before or since. I believe Shina is now retired.

[TheOuroboros]

Hey there fellas, I hate to be an asker but I was wondering if anyone of you vets could point me in the right direction for a good prostate massage. It's been on my list for a while now and it would mean a lot if you guys could help.

KK does it as well.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/6604649.html

She did it out of the blue for me one time and put on the glove, told me a lot of customers like it. She slipped in her finger and immediately I went Nope! Not for me.

It's not my cup of tea but KK is one of the best therapists in town.

[OldBoomer]

At Kara I saw the device. She was trying to hide it but there's noplace to stash it when she's naked. (well there's one place but, why'know) It actually looked like one of those old kids' toys that we all thought about fucking tbh, the squishy ones that are kind of a gel sleeve sort of thing?

And yeah, if I wanted to fuck a fleshlight I'd just order one for less than some of these women want for a NoVA finish!

I thought the saran wrap at Crystal was weird but the PP took the cake!

Was it this thing?

https://www.fleshlight.com/collections/quickshot

At $35 bucks for as many eruptions as you have left, perhaps we should all skip the AMP BF up-charges and just go for the standard NOVA. Ladies you have competition!

S: for those of you that are not handy do it your-selfers there is an upgrade.

https://www.fleshlight.com/collections/quickshot-launch

NOTE: I am not endorsing or recommending!

[OhioRich]

Hey there fellas, I hate to be an asker but I was wondering if anyone of you vets could point me in the right direction for a good prostate massage. It's been on my list for a while now and it would mean a lot if you guys could help.

Check out Asian Massage & Foot Reflexology (also once known as B & T Health Balance). Nice owner / operator who will do a pretty good job, but took me 2 visits for her to put the glove on (others have reported success on first try). Easy to google, located on Old Franconia RD.

[Invisibleman22]

If you ask me.

It's an old trick and I don't know who the hell gets fooled by it. This isn't buddy's first BJ ya dig?


Also I dont think its actual a PP but rather a technique they do with their hands while using their mouths to audio-visual it. Unless youve actually seen the device?


Unfortunately it's more commonplace at AMPs and a proper BBBJ is rare and hard to come by (pun intended) and that is why I call it chasing the dragon.

At Kara I saw the device. She was trying to hide it but there's noplace to stash it when she's naked. (well there's one place but, why'know) It actually looked like one of those old kids' toys that we all thought about fucking tbh, the squishy ones that are kind of a gel sleeve sort of thing?

And yeah, if I wanted to fuck a fleshlight I'd just order one for less than some of these women want for a NoVA finish!

I thought the saran wrap at Crystal was weird but the PP took the cake!

[Mmach]

I went back to Arlington Wellness for a nice warm TS on a cold day. Jenny was working today and what a treat. She's young and very cute and loves what she does. The table shower was long and thorough with a lot of attention to all the right places. Back to the room face down she went straight to the soft touch. It was excellent. On the flip she was getting ready for standard Nova but I motioned for DATY which she quickly obliged. No negotiating donation. After her big O back to standard Nova finish and clean up. 60 for hhr and 100 to Jenny. She said a new girl starts January 2nd. PM me for more details.

I checked this place out last month. Parked in the BK and walked in the front entrance. There is a back entrance if needed. It was relatively nice inside and the provider was okay, 30's with glasses and cut skirt / top. Nothing to write home about but better than average. Good massage and finish with promises of more next time. Probably will return at some point.

[Mdubya]

Twice now in the last maybe 3 months I've had providers at franconia wellness & kara spa use a pocket pussy & pretend like it was a BBBJ. Anyone else run into this?

In both cases there hadn't been any negotiation but it was obvious from the way they were trying to hide it. And making slurping sounds with their mouth, and moving their heads. That they were hoping they'd fool me into paying for more than I got.

I'm also a little skeeved out thinking about whether they clean these things properly (or at all? In both cases I sort of waved them off / tapped them on the shoulder & just asked for the standard NoVA & they complied.

Wondering if anybody else has had this happen & if so what you did about it.

Wow. LOL. That's some next level fuckery right there.

[TheOuroboros]

Twice now in the last maybe 3 months I've had providers at franconia wellness & kara spa use a pocket pussy & pretend like it was a BBBJ. Anyone else run into this?

In both cases there hadn't been any negotiation but it was obvious from the way they were trying to hide it. And making slurping sounds with their mouth, and moving their heads. That they were hoping they'd fool me into paying for more than I got.

I'm also a little skeeved out thinking about whether they clean these things properly (or at all? In both cases I sort of waved them off / tapped them on the shoulder & just asked for the standard NoVA & they complied.

Wondering if anybody else has had this happen & if so what you did about it.

If you ask me.

It's an old trick and I don't know who the hell gets fooled by it. This isn't buddy's first BJ ya dig?


Also I don’t think it’s actual a PP but rather a technique they do with their hands while using their mouths to “audio-visual” it. Unless you’ve actually seen the device?


Unfortunately it's more commonplace at AMPs and a proper BBBJ is rare and hard to come by (pun intended) and that is why I call it chasing the dragon.

[Invisibleman22]

Twice now in the last maybe 3 months I've had providers at franconia wellness & kara spa use a pocket pussy & pretend like it was a BBBJ. Anyone else run into this?

In both cases there hadn't been any negotiation but it was obvious from the way they were trying to hide it. And making slurping sounds with their mouth, and moving their heads. That they were hoping they'd fool me into paying for more than I got.

I'm also a little skeeved out thinking about whether they clean these things properly (or at all? In both cases I sort of waved them off / tapped them on the shoulder & just asked for the standard NoVA & they complied.

Wondering if anybody else has had this happen & if so what you did about it.

[Serpico99]

I prefer the older ones myself but I don't see one called "A Spa" near the West Springfield post office. Can you direct me a little closer?

It's in an office complex next to WS police station. Don't worry, this place has been in business for a couple years now regardless of its location. However, there was a monger on here a couple months ago who said he developed pink eye right after his visit. I think he posted this as there was a posting by another monger saying he saw towels hanging up to dry in the bathroom as they wash their towels likely in the sink. Not the best of hygiene.

[PilotAviator]

That's my first big laugh of 2020! I almost had to walk out of Starbucks because I was so tickled. Old chicks are still hot to me. I would peep this place when back in Virginia, but if no TS or FS to me then it's BS.

Glad you laughed.

A good laugh (and or a good massage) is a great way to start a new year.

No FS, No TS.

No BS in my post (which was respectful to Tina (the MT / lady), but purposely crafted to inform those brother / sister mongers who might be age sensitive}.

FWIW, the studio room lighting is subdued, her hands were very effective -- and she also laughed and smiled.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.