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**NewAgain** · 11-24-19 11:56

Dude. We need to get a beer together. You crack me up. Your posts should be a podcast. But this damn country would censor the crap out of it.

Originally Posted by HelloJoshua [View Original Post]

Had a date set with wee Jasmine today. One hour beforehand she was communicative. Thirty minutes before the date the lass went radio silent. Sounds familiar right? Effing epidemic in this hobby. I shouldn't have driven to her place but I foolishly convinced myself she could just be showering. Oh well, hopefully she was servicing one of you lot and not just passed out.

http://daytona.skipthegames.com/fema...y/385148742419

So I hit up a few spinners I've been meaning to visit (or re-visit). Kate responded with "150HH250HR" and I didn't feel like negotiating so I just let that conversation drop. Same story with Stacey (funLovingBrunette). Others responded much too late or not at all.

I had just decided to head home and rub one off when wee Deland Crystal hit me up, looking for a ride home (not a metaphor). I picked her up a half-hour later and did just that, stopping only to get her something to eat (not a metaphor). She did pause in the driveway to provide a top-flight BBBJCIM and made good on her promise not to stop until I said stop, so my date was saved in the end. After finishing her protein shake (metaphor) we said our adieus and I drove home a happy man.

Unrelated:

First, Stardust I respect you so much for fessing up to that incredibly poor decision. I well know how little head often overrides big head, but big head has got to win those fights.

Second, did I mention... holy shit that was a poor decision mate! Either you've learned your lesson or natural selection will run its course.

**NewAgain** · 11-24-19 11:54

Personally, this should be on the rants and raves. But since we are already down the rabbit hole. NFW (no freaking way). If they require up front, and NOT in person, you have a 99% chance it is a scam. For or 6 upfront payments a day and you got yourself a car payment, and never have to put a cock in your mouth. Just my. 02.

Originally Posted by LuvEm69 [View Original Post]

Anytime I am asked for money upfront, it sends up red flags while sounding off the horns & sirens! I rarely, if never, provide the full donation up front whether I know the provider or not (Please see a post of mine from a week prior w / respect to a known provider asking for roses in advance). On occasion, during the ride, I may get a request to stop for cigs, covers, food, etc. I will take into consideration many factors such as tone of conversation, coherency of provider, the way she inquired, and many other ques as to her what her true intention may be. There are times when a fulfilled request will make the experience together go smoother and others you may get burnt.

As a general rule, if I feel her request is legit, I will only stop at a location of my choosing far from pick-up spot. I peel off only enough cash to cover expenses or an amount that I'm alright with losing. Meaning, if I giver her a $20 to buy cigs or McD's or whatever; I will either go thru drive-thru or allow her to go in while I stay with my vehicle. F she returns, great, we are all happy, if she does not, then lesson learned and I am only out $20 or less and I now know this SP is a thief. In the end she saved me the balance of the funds since the experience was probably going to be mediocre at best. My mindset is the money was spent when I picked her up and if she wants to leave the rest on the table that is her choice. At this point, I just want her out of my presence, and hope that the ride back costs her more time and trouble than the minor inconvenience I just experienced.

**NewAgain** · 11-24-19 11:50

Why bother, nowhere near us anyway. If I am venturing that distance for a tryst, I will find much better for sure.

Originally Posted by HelloJoshua [View Original Post]

I haven't seen her, but how does one qualify for her "Pussy Crooks Specials", lol?

I mean, that's most of us, right?

**BeachDaniel** · 11-24-19 10:23

Originally Posted by JaxDog [View Original Post]

I've reviewed her in the past, strictly a pump and dump for me. First time I saw her she looked pretty good for an older woman and had decent skills, popped a load in her pussy doggie and was on my way, second time looked like she'd been on a three day bender! Since I was already there I ass fucked her fast and hard blew my load deep in her and quickly left. I will say her asshole was very tight and she milked my cock for every drop! Haven't repeat and have no plans to do so. JD.

What's the damage for an ass fucking?

**NbWill** · 11-24-19 09:35

Any words of advise on this one?

https://escortfish.ch/ad/view/my-tim...asure/25098506

Yay / Nay?

**Member #6026** · 11-24-19 01:05

Originally Posted by NoskCaj [View Original Post]

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...843/3522772862

I haven't seen her, but how does one qualify for her "Pussy Crooks Specials", lol?

I mean, that's most of us, right?

**NoskCaj** · 11-24-19 00:04

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**LuvEm69** · 11-23-19 20:44

Anytime I am asked for money upfront, it sends up red flags while sounding off the horns & sirens! I rarely, if never, provide the full donation up front whether I know the provider or not (Please see a post of mine from a week prior w / respect to a known provider asking for roses in advance). On occasion, during the ride, I may get a request to stop for cigs, covers, food, etc. I will take into consideration many factors such as tone of conversation, coherency of provider, the way she inquired, and many other ques as to her what her true intention may be. There are times when a fulfilled request will make the experience together go smoother and others you may get burnt.

As a general rule, if I feel her request is legit, I will only stop at a location of my choosing far from pick-up spot. I peel off only enough cash to cover expenses or an amount that I'm alright with losing. Meaning, if I giver her a $20 to buy cigs or McD's or whatever; I will either go thru drive-thru or allow her to go in while I stay with my vehicle. F she returns, great, we are all happy, if she does not, then lesson learned and I am only out $20 or less and I now know this SP is a thief. In the end she saved me the balance of the funds since the experience was probably going to be mediocre at best. My mindset is the money was spent when I picked her up and if she wants to leave the rest on the table that is her choice. At this point, I just want her out of my presence, and hope that the ride back costs her more time and trouble than the minor inconvenience I just experienced.

Originally Posted by Nudeed [View Original Post]

Haven't you RTFF! Never pay up front, unless you know the girl, and that can sometimes become a rip off. And driving her to get drugs? You have to be nuts, cops pull you over for something and you can kiss your ass good by! Play safe and smart.