Massage Parlor Reports

[HowdyDoody32]

The hidden latina MP is legit. It's funny because I came prepared and was ready to fight some vatos just in case shit went down lmfao. Didn't happen. Open only late at night after other businesses close to avoid attention. Park in back if gate is open. There should be one or two cars parked in the middle (those are the girl's cars). Open 7 pm to 2 am. 50 base + 120 CFS + extra tip I always give when the ladies are nice. Had a 30 ish latina from mexico named Linda. Nice sweet lady, average body, nice tits best part of her body and I sucked on them mightily. Very little English, only been here two years. Might visit again on a different day. I really do need to learn a little more spanish than just some bad words LOL. I am actually quite grateful to all these prostitutes I have fucked over the past two years, probably close to over a hundred of them now. You know Richard Feynman fucked a shit ton a prostitutes. And so did Stephen Hawking lmao. Some people just can't have a normal relationship with a woman.

Typical Latina brothel. Massage is 2 minutes of tickling followed by 10 minutes of fucking. Your car is out there in an empty parking lot in a bad neighborhood. Get in, blow your load, and get out.

Here is a link to google maps of the back of the place where you're gonna park. Watch your back here if you come past 9 pm. What's really funny is I grew up in this neighborhood, and this parlor is right next door to two places (now considered landmarks in South Gate) that I used to frequent as a kid. The Allen Theater where I'd watch movies and Yuri's Records where I'd buy my skateboards and music. LMAO!

[HowdyDoody32]

Got the access info for us?

This is the ad.

https://escortalligator.com.losangel...post/31612378/#.

It's not an escort, there are other ads if you google the number. It's a massage parlor. When they text you back they give you an address, which I posted in previous post. I went today but nobody there. Will try again later tonight after they text me back. From the front, it looks like the place is closed, an empty business. You enter through the back as there is parking in the back. There are salons next door, so park in the back it should be safe. Don't park in the alley, lots of gangbanger in the area, especially at night. I parked in the alley cuz I can handle the vatos lol. There was even one gangbanger chilling (in the heat) in his car in the alley parking lot. Should be safe daytime and evening when other businesses are open. I wouldn't go past business hours unless you want to get stabbed hahahaha. I'll let you guys know if the place is legit if they ever get back to me.

[DunKirk666]

BTW, the hidden latina massage parlor, look this up on google maps.You see that store with the metal gate protecting the business? It's there. If you try it, try it soon because these hidden Latina MPs appear and disappear quickly.

Got the access info for us?

[HowdyDoody32]

So I got super horny today and needed to dump a load. I haven't dumped a load in a long time since I decided to slow my mongering down. But today it hit me. I needed to fuck something LOL. Anything LOL. I went to cityxguide. Nothing but spam, scams, and phatties. Was going to TOFTT and hit up some phat Queen chick in Downey but listcrawler comments say she's a flake. Was going to to hit up a latina "hidden business" massage parlor that just recently popped up in South Gate, but they didn't reply to my messages until like fucking 12 hours later when I'm like already going to fucking bed! It's two doors east of the Allen Theater, or rather where the Allen Theater used to be that is.

So I settle on going to Bellflower to try out a place I've never been to before. Lucky Massage on Lakewood Blvd. I go in and the door chime is so fucking loud it literally knocks me out of my shoes. It was so loud it could even scare a fucking deaf mute. The chicks say, "we're busy," and I'm like "Ok, you girls are in the front doing absolutely fucking nothing. I get it. I'm out. Fuck ya'll hos!

I drive down the street, still fucking horny as hell. Craving something bareback. I need to unload. Downey Therapy is out. Younger and cuter Korean chicks, but covered. I settle with Granny's Donuts in Bellflower. Got a chick named Candy. Potbelly GILF with hairy pussy. Like Fish and Chips, GILFY FS Chinese ladies are to be found here. No anal, but you still get a good fucking. Massage, tit play, BBBJ, DATY, DATO, BBFS. I pounded that shit like no tomorrow. At the end I was pounding it doggie-style and I pulled out (my choice, she didn't tell me I couldn't spew inside but she wasn't worth the gift of my white bunnies lmao). I spewed a massive load. On her ass, all over the table, shot some on the floor, and after all that, whatever leaked over I wiggled my weiner and shook off every last drop onto the massage table. I went to the store to pick up some milk and I tell ya the aftertaste of GILFY pussy stuck with me all the way home.

BTW, the hidden latina massage parlor, look this up on google maps. You see that store with the metal gate protecting the business? It's there. If you try it, try it soon because these hidden, unmarked businesses appear and disappear quickly.

[BigBadNut]

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/147743

Is this the place on Santa Monica on the top floor in that strip mall with I think the little casesr, h salt and pollo loco?

Yes it is. Mixed bag. Mostly good! Chunky Latina providers. Kinda rushed exp.

[PriscillaM]

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/147743

Is this the place on Santa Monica on the top floor in that strip mall with I think the little casesr, h salt and pollo loco?

[MiyamotoMusash]

1st link is dead. Otherwise my vote is for Nikolette. Look forward to the trip report.

Fish.

How real are these pics and what are their age range normally? Do you still have to tip them on top of the fee? I've only gone to AMPs and haven't been to a pad, would love to try one but their pricing is as high as a full service kgirl.

[BoulderBoy]

1st link is dead. Otherwise my vote is for Nikolette. Look forward to the trip report.

Fish.

Weird. It was removed. I found Lana on another site. https://losangeles.rubratings.com/124440.

Yeah, Nikolette does look really hot.

[Hsingyi20]

Have anyone try the massage on that all.com?

[DunKirk666]

I've been looking at these posts for a while and about to make the plunge. Actually, I know who Lana is. She was at both Nurugurus and BC Massage. I think she was Yolanda back then. Don't ask me how I figured this out. It was a while ago. She runs the business from what I've gathered. I remember she was fun but not as hot as her pics. So now I got to choose! I'm looking for the hottest of the bunch. They all look hot and have great, particularly Nikolette. And they post doubles. Hmmm. Anyone been with any of them and have advice? Posting in both LA and OC.

https://privatedelights.ch/USA/Calif...urugoddesslana

https://privatedelights.ch/USA/Calif...uruByNikolette

https://privatedelights.ch/USA/Calif...-Beach/Jadejen

Been wanting to try Lana at her MB location. I just can't line up the dates to match hers. Maybe this week.

[FishingForSome]

I've been looking at these posts for a while and about to make the plunge. Actually, I know who Lana is. She was at both Nurugurus and BC Massage. I think she was Yolanda back then. Don't ask me how I figured this out. It was a while ago. She runs the business from what I've gathered. I remember she was fun but not as hot as her pics. So now I got to choose! I'm looking for the hottest of the bunch. They all look hot and have great, particularly Nikolette. And they post doubles. Hmmm. Anyone been with any of them and have advice? Posting in both LA and OC.

https://privatedelights.ch/USA/Calif...urugoddesslana

https://privatedelights.ch/USA/Calif...uruByNikolette

https://privatedelights.ch/USA/Calif...-Beach/Jadejen

1st link is dead. Otherwise my vote is for Nikolette. Look forward to the trip report.

Fish.

[BoulderBoy]

I've been looking at these posts for a while and about to make the plunge. Actually, I know who Lana is. She was at both Nurugurus and BC Massage. I think she was Yolanda back then. Don't ask me how I figured this out. It was a while ago. She runs the business from what I've gathered. I remember she was fun but not as hot as her pics. So now I got to choose! I'm looking for the hottest of the bunch. They all look hot and have great, particularly Nikolette. And they post doubles. Hmmm. Anyone been with any of them and have advice? Posting in both LA and OC.

https://privatedelights.ch/USA/Calif...urugoddesslana

https://privatedelights.ch/USA/Calif...uruByNikolette

https://privatedelights.ch/USA/Calif...-Beach/Jadejen

[FishingForSome]

Got bored this past week, and decided to try a new place. As I am new to the area, all these places are new to me.

Moon Health Spa on Temple. Rubmaps suggested two massages based on recent reviews, Jessica and Tina. Asked for Jessica, no fucking clue who I got. Older woman, late 30/40-probably older. Not ugly, but not cute. Just plain. Massage was Meh at best, but she started working on the boys early on the massage, and allowed plenty of return OTC roaming. Not much to look at, but had me standing at attention in no time flat. On the flip, nice oily handy, allowed plenty of OTC roaming down south. Pulled her shirt off and plenty of play allowed up top.

Something about these older girls, get me popping like I was 18 again. Neither of us were expecting that shot. Both had a giggle out of that. Nice hot towels for clean up. On the walk out, noticed a table shower! Haven't had one of those since I live in IL.

Will repeat just for the table shower honestly. Will ask for Tina next time. 60/60 and out the door.

Stay Safe.

Fish.

[PriscillaM]

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/122589

This one is an older bag who gets sweaty af during a spirited handjob. She does not show her face because, like mine, it would destroy her business. Her face looks like she has been crying over the new orleans saints losing to the fucing rams cause of a referee bad call (they were up by two fucken touchdowns, give me a break).

Anyhow, if you like older sweaty gals who give handjobs like they are at a primus concert this one is for you.

It is 250, you cannot check the oil because her panties stay on, and I think you can feel her tits.

[TheNoob]

http://www.belgrade-news.com/news/ja...9bb2963f4.html

This is how LE works in the heartland. You get a narc to roll in, get a half BJ. LOL.

That's so lame, why go that far for the mp to get busted.

This place skips back and forth over the line for the last couple of years. Before that it was a total ripoff legit place because they posted 100 ads a day on BP and other places clearly trying to create the impression they were a HE spot which they completely were not. Eventually they changed and became a reliable HE spot but now like many others in the area, being ultra-careful depending on the daily heat index.

Regardless, your instincts were correct. MP mongering is NOT a team sport. If you want a HE it is plain idiotic to go in with a group of friends.

I can confirm that rose spa was lame. When they advertised heavily on BP it was a legit place. Chiva spa was another one who was legit and posted hundreds of ads.