Massage Parlor Reports

**HowdyDoody32** · 07-19-19 00:58

So I got super horny today and needed to dump a load. I haven't dumped a load in a long time since I decided to slow my mongering down. But today it hit me. I needed to fuck something LOL. Anything LOL. I went to cityxguide. Nothing but spam, scams, and phatties. Was going to TOFTT and hit up some phat Queen chick in Downey but listcrawler comments say she's a flake. Was going to to hit up a latina "hidden business" massage parlor that just recently popped up in South Gate, but they didn't reply to my messages until like fucking 12 hours later when I'm like already going to fucking bed! It's two doors east of the Allen Theater, or rather where the Allen Theater used to be that is.

So I settle on going to Bellflower to try out a place I've never been to before. Lucky Massage on Lakewood Blvd. I go in and the door chime is so fucking loud it literally knocks me out of my shoes. It was so loud it could even scare a fucking deaf mute. The chicks say, "we're busy," and I'm like "Ok, you girls are in the front doing absolutely fucking nothing. I get it. I'm out. Fuck ya'll hos!

I drive down the street, still fucking horny as hell. Craving something bareback. I need to unload. Downey Therapy is out. Younger and cuter Korean chicks, but covered. I settle with Granny's Donuts in Bellflower. Got a chick named Candy. Potbelly GILF with hairy pussy. Like Fish and Chips, GILFY FS Chinese ladies are to be found here. No anal, but you still get a good fucking. Massage, tit play, BBBJ, DATY, DATO, BBFS. I pounded that shit like no tomorrow. At the end I was pounding it doggie-style and I pulled out (my choice, she didn't tell me I couldn't spew inside but she wasn't worth the gift of my white bunnies lmao). I spewed a massive load. On her ass, all over the table, shot some on the floor, and after all that, whatever leaked over I wiggled my weiner and shook off every last drop onto the massage table. I went to the store to pick up some milk and I tell ya the aftertaste of GILFY pussy stuck with me all the way home.

BTW, the hidden latina massage parlor, look this up on google maps. You see that store with the metal gate protecting the business? It's there. If you try it, try it soon because these hidden, unmarked businesses appear and disappear quickly.

**BigBadNut** · 07-18-19 20:30

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/147743

Is this the place on Santa Monica on the top floor in that strip mall with I think the little casesr, h salt and pollo loco?

Yes it is. Mixed bag. Mostly good! Chunky Latina providers. Kinda rushed exp.

**PriscillaM** · 07-18-19 13:26

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/147743

Is this the place on Santa Monica on the top floor in that strip mall with I think the little casesr, h salt and pollo loco?

**MiyamotoMusash** · 07-18-19 12:25

Originally Posted by FishingForSome [View Original Post]

1st link is dead. Otherwise my vote is for Nikolette. Look forward to the trip report.

Fish.

How real are these pics and what are their age range normally? Do you still have to tip them on top of the fee? I've only gone to AMPs and haven't been to a pad, would love to try one but their pricing is as high as a full service kgirl.

**BoulderBoy** · 07-18-19 11:26

Originally Posted by FishingForSome [View Original Post]

1st link is dead. Otherwise my vote is for Nikolette. Look forward to the trip report.

Fish.

Weird. It was removed. I found Lana on another site. https://losangeles.rubratings.com/124440.

Yeah, Nikolette does look really hot.

**Hsingyi20** · 07-18-19 02:16

Have anyone try the massage on that all.com?

**DunKirk666** · 07-17-19 23:38

Originally Posted by BoulderBoy [View Original Post]

I've been looking at these posts for a while and about to make the plunge. Actually, I know who Lana is. She was at both Nurugurus and BC Massage. I think she was Yolanda back then. Don't ask me how I figured this out. It was a while ago. She runs the business from what I've gathered. I remember she was fun but not as hot as her pics. So now I got to choose! I'm looking for the hottest of the bunch. They all look hot and have great, particularly Nikolette. And they post doubles. Hmmm. Anyone been with any of them and have advice? Posting in both LA and OC.

https://privatedelights.ch/USA/Calif...urugoddesslana

https://privatedelights.ch/USA/Calif...uruByNikolette

https://privatedelights.ch/USA/Calif...-Beach/Jadejen

Been wanting to try Lana at her MB location. I just can't line up the dates to match hers. Maybe this week.

**FishingForSome** · 07-17-19 21:57

Originally Posted by BoulderBoy [View Original Post]

I've been looking at these posts for a while and about to make the plunge. Actually, I know who Lana is. She was at both Nurugurus and BC Massage. I think she was Yolanda back then. Don't ask me how I figured this out. It was a while ago. She runs the business from what I've gathered. I remember she was fun but not as hot as her pics. So now I got to choose! I'm looking for the hottest of the bunch. They all look hot and have great, particularly Nikolette. And they post doubles. Hmmm. Anyone been with any of them and have advice? Posting in both LA and OC.

https://privatedelights.ch/USA/Calif...urugoddesslana

https://privatedelights.ch/USA/Calif...uruByNikolette

https://privatedelights.ch/USA/Calif...-Beach/Jadejen

1st link is dead. Otherwise my vote is for Nikolette. Look forward to the trip report.

Fish.

**BoulderBoy** · 07-17-19 17:15

I've been looking at these posts for a while and about to make the plunge. Actually, I know who Lana is. She was at both Nurugurus and BC Massage. I think she was Yolanda back then. Don't ask me how I figured this out. It was a while ago. She runs the business from what I've gathered. I remember she was fun but not as hot as her pics. So now I got to choose! I'm looking for the hottest of the bunch. They all look hot and have great, particularly Nikolette. And they post doubles. Hmmm. Anyone been with any of them and have advice? Posting in both LA and OC.

https://privatedelights.ch/USA/Calif...urugoddesslana

https://privatedelights.ch/USA/Calif...uruByNikolette

https://privatedelights.ch/USA/Calif...-Beach/Jadejen

**FishingForSome** · 07-17-19 10:33

Got bored this past week, and decided to try a new place. As I am new to the area, all these places are new to me.

Moon Health Spa on Temple. Rubmaps suggested two massages based on recent reviews, Jessica and Tina. Asked for Jessica, no fucking clue who I got. Older woman, late 30/40-probably older. Not ugly, but not cute. Just plain. Massage was Meh at best, but she started working on the boys early on the massage, and allowed plenty of return OTC roaming. Not much to look at, but had me standing at attention in no time flat. On the flip, nice oily handy, allowed plenty of OTC roaming down south. Pulled her shirt off and plenty of play allowed up top.

Something about these older girls, get me popping like I was 18 again. Neither of us were expecting that shot. Both had a giggle out of that. Nice hot towels for clean up. On the walk out, noticed a table shower! Haven't had one of those since I live in IL.

Will repeat just for the table shower honestly. Will ask for Tina next time. 60/60 and out the door.

Stay Safe.

Fish.

**PriscillaM** · 07-16-19 19:03

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/122589

This one is an older bag who gets sweaty af during a spirited handjob. She does not show her face because, like mine, it would destroy her business. Her face looks like she has been crying over the new orleans saints losing to the fucing rams cause of a referee bad call (they were up by two fucken touchdowns, give me a break).

Anyhow, if you like older sweaty gals who give handjobs like they are at a primus concert this one is for you.

It is 250, you cannot check the oil because her panties stay on, and I think you can feel her tits.

**TheNoob** · 07-16-19 11:24

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

http://www.belgrade-news.com/news/ja...9bb2963f4.html

This is how LE works in the heartland. You get a narc to roll in, get a half BJ. LOL.

That's so lame, why go that far for the mp to get busted.

Originally Posted by TheCamel [View Original Post]

This place skips back and forth over the line for the last couple of years. Before that it was a total ripoff legit place because they posted 100 ads a day on BP and other places clearly trying to create the impression they were a HE spot which they completely were not. Eventually they changed and became a reliable HE spot but now like many others in the area, being ultra-careful depending on the daily heat index.

Regardless, your instincts were correct. MP mongering is NOT a team sport. If you want a HE it is plain idiotic to go in with a group of friends.

I can confirm that rose spa was lame. When they advertised heavily on BP it was a legit place. Chiva spa was another one who was legit and posted hundreds of ads.

**AdvFoundation3** · 07-15-19 04:32

Originally Posted by TheCamel [View Original Post]

Regardless, your instincts were correct. MP mongering is NOT a team sport. If you want a HE it is plain idiotic to go in with a group of friends.

In all seriousness, I think we only went because Dodgy Guy was desperately horny and couldn't even find himself anything in Japan. Will definitely continue in the future on my own.

**The Camel** · 07-15-19 04:20

Originally Posted by AdvFoundation3 [View Original Post]

Hit Ktown with my boys and a guy they knew back in the day. Back-in-the-day guy says he knows a sure place, and we check it out. Aside from the guy being an idiot, he insisted we go together, which sussed me out. In any case, we just got massages there. No extras, no nothing. I tried to brush up on Michelle during the massage and she kept avoiding it and at the end, I tried the straightforward approach and she said no while eyeing my pecker. I guess I shouldn't listen to dodgy friends of friends.

This place skips back and forth over the line for the last couple of years. Before that it was a total ripoff legit place because they posted 100 ads a day on BP and other places clearly trying to create the impression they were a HE spot which they completely were not. Eventually they changed and became a reliable HE spot but now like many others in the area, being ultra-careful depending on the daily heat index.

Regardless, your instincts were correct. MP mongering is NOT a team sport. If you want a HE it is plain idiotic to go in with a group of friends.

**AdvFoundation3** · 07-14-19 13:57

Hit Ktown with my boys and a guy they knew back in the day. Back-in-the-day guy says he knows a sure place, and we check it out. Aside from the guy being an idiot, he insisted we go together, which sussed me out. In any case, we just got massages there. No extras, no nothing. I tried to brush up on Michelle during the massage and she kept avoiding it and at the end, I tried the straightforward approach and she said no while eyeing my pecker. I guess I shouldn't listen to dodgy friends of friends.