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[HornyGuy Lif]

Yesterday I listed some providers that I had recent contact with and I was interested in seeing. I had a date set up with the girl in the link below. She was a no show which in itself isn't that abnormal. What I found abnormal was how she handled it after. I thought I'd share and maybe it can save someone here their time and money. Or verbal abuse. This was my 2nd attempt to set up a date with her. There obviously won't be a 3rd.

http://madison.skipthegames.com/fema...f/495272683218

I attached screenshots of our convos. There is more where she goes on to call me a cheap ass and told me I need psychological help for not wanting to see her again and for negotiating the price in the first place. Then she attacks my morals and reasons she assumes I had for wanting to see her. But I thought this was enough of the convo for everyone to get the picture. I had to forward to the convo to my email to screenshot it because the texting app I use in the hobby does not allow screenshots. Also, I could not get them to upload in order properly to read in order, but the timestamps on the texts indicate the order of the conversation.

Her trying to blame you for the fact she is an incompetent screw-up that can not set up and follow through on something as simple as meeting you at a designated place is sadly hilarious. She didn't look bad if her pics were accurate but not worth the frustration.

[MayorPaul]

No, sadly. I'm very picky. Consequently, many hunts conclude without any feast. Reminds me of this video I saw of some hyenas chasing gazelle. They came up empty. Poor fuckers.

Moral of the story the gazelle that gets away still has 200 bucks to spend on whatever they like.

[ToolMan347]

Yesterday I listed some providers that I had recent contact with and I was interested in seeing. I had a date set up with the girl in the link below. She was a no show which in itself isn't that abnormal. What I found abnormal was how she handled it after. I thought I'd share and maybe it can save someone here their time and money. Or verbal abuse. This was my 2nd attempt to set up a date with her. There obviously won't be a 3rd.

http://madison.skipthegames.com/fema...f/495272683218

I attached screenshots of our convos. There is more where she goes on to call me a cheap ass and told me I need psychological help for not wanting to see her again and for negotiating the price in the first place. Then she attacks my morals and reasons she assumes I had for wanting to see her. But I thought this was enough of the convo for everyone to get the picture. I had to forward to the convo to my email to screenshot it because the texting app I use in the hobby does not allow screenshots. Also, I could not get them to upload in order properly to read in order, but the timestamps on the texts indicate the order of the conversation.

[Member #6005]

I thought you have had so many regular UTR service providers to select from.

It signals this is a tough hobby in Madison WI.

Xx.

No, sadly. I'm very picky. Consequently, many hunts conclude without any feast. Reminds me of this video I saw of some hyenas chasing gazelle. They came up empty. Poor fuckers.

[Member #6005]

Ha! I could tell stories that would make that summary seem like a walk in the park. There probably should be a section here specifically for people to share their terrible experiences. At the least, it would be good entertainment. I have likely put my life in danger at least twice doing this hobby. I've probably put my freedom in danger a half dozen times. I'm sure everyone has more bad experiences than good. Hence the title. Like another here just said. I have no idea why I come back to this. In the last 15 years, I've probably had 20-25 good experiences. 15 of those were probably with the same 2 providers. I've probably had double the bad experiences of the good ones. The only thing I will say is I've never seen a provider again after a bad experience. So I'm not completely insane. But I've seen probably 10 good providers in the last 15 years and I'll bet over 40 bad ones. I may just now be realizing how stupid this hobby is while writing this. And I was browsing ads just before I logged in here and I'll probably be at it again tomorrow.

Yeah, visiting a girl after a bad experience is generally not a good idea. And by "bad" I don't mean straight up ripoff. I mean, more like the experience wasn't awesome because she wasn't relaxed, there were too many rules, you felt rushed, no real connection, etc.

But I've done it a few times. Usually because they're just cute as fuck and I keep hoping they warm up. That rarely happens.

It did happen to me once (of the half a dozen girls I've made that mistake with). And it was recently, with Amber (as I reported). I'm not trying to create false hope or discouraging you from using common sense. Just sharing experiences, is all.

[ToolMan347]

I can only speak for myself, but what you said there really sums it all up perfectly.

Ha! I could tell stories that would make that summary seem like a walk in the park. There probably should be a section here specifically for people to share their terrible experiences. At the least, it would be good entertainment. I have likely put my life in danger at least twice doing this hobby. I've probably put my freedom in danger a half dozen times. I'm sure everyone has more bad experiences than good. Hence the title. Like another here just said. I have no idea why I come back to this. In the last 15 years, I've probably had 20-25 good experiences. 15 of those were probably with the same 2 providers. I've probably had double the bad experiences of the good ones. The only thing I will say is I've never seen a provider again after a bad experience. So I'm not completely insane. But I've seen probably 10 good providers in the last 15 years and I'll bet over 40 bad ones. I may just now be realizing how stupid this hobby is while writing this. And I was browsing ads just before I logged in here and I'll probably be at it again tomorrow.

[Xiao Xing]

This is exactly why I don't do this all that often. I am not the slightest bit interested in setting up a service if there's a high probability the deal will not be consummated. Or that I will be disappointed in the results of the deal. That applies whether I am hiring a plumber, visiting a dry cleaner, or seeking sex.

Then, the balance of supplies and demands in Madison will tilt to our favorite direction. Just do HJ in the morning for ourselves when the blue balls become purple.

Xx.

[Xiao Xing]

I can only speak for myself, but what you said there really sums it all up perfectly.

I thought you have had so many regular UTR service providers to select from.

It signals this is a tough hobby in Madison WI.

Xx.

[Sanctimonious6]

I think the answer is unsurprising:

We pay girls for sex. What kind of girl has sex for money? In general, girls who are in desperate situations, may have low self esteem, and looking for a quick buck. Sure there are exceptions. I am always on the lookout for the exceptions.

But they are few and far between. You have to be willing to walk away. Most ads are bullshit. The pics and the content.

This is exactly why I don't do this all that often. I am not the slightest bit interested in setting up a service if there's a high probability the deal will not be consummated. Or that I will be disappointed in the results of the deal. That applies whether I am hiring a plumber, visiting a dry cleaner, or seeking sex.

[Xiao Xing]

I can only speak for myself, but what you said there really sums it all up perfectly.

However, in Tampa FL, the prons and cons are balanced. You get more fun than stress. Here in Madison, you get more stress than fun.

Xx.

[Xiao Xing]

I think the answer is unsurprising:

We pay girls for sex. What kind of girl has sex for money? In general, girls who are in desperate situations, may have low self esteem, and looking for a quick buck. Sure there are exceptions. I am always on the lookout for the exceptions.

But they are few and far between. You have to be willing to walk away. Most ads are bullshit. The pics and the content.

Thank you for summarize.

Xx.

[Member #6005]

I go in and out of the hobby. I quit seeing anyone about a year ago because I regretted more than I enjoyed.

I can only speak for myself, but what you said there really sums it all up perfectly.

[Member #6005]

Why do so many of our "dreams" end like this? And yet we keep coming back for more punishment. Go figure.

I think the answer is unsurprising:

We pay girls for sex. What kind of girl has sex for money? In general, girls who are in desperate situations, may have low self esteem, and looking for a quick buck. Sure there are exceptions. I am always on the lookout for the exceptions.

But they are few and far between. You have to be willing to walk away. Most ads are bullshit. The pics and the content.

[HornyGuy Lif]

So I TOFTT recently and had a dream I met up with Marissa. Communication was great from the get go. Almost immediate response. Sadly that was the only good part of this. I ask her if she used to be a dancer and she said yes, I ask if she would mind fulfilling a fantasy where a dance progress to be more intimate. She says sure. Go into the motel and there is graffiti right out of Jennifer Jason Leigh in Fast Times all over the walls. Gets undressed and has large breasts but obvious signs of baby damage which is not that unexpected. These are all things that I can easily overlook if the attitude and performance is there. Sadly that is where the dream gets worse. Paid for an hour because I like to chat a bit to create some emotional connection and to get any jitters / anxiety out. Would not hold a convo at all. Any basic questions got a 1 word response and you could tell she did not want to be there. I ask if she can dance like we discussed and she said she didn't want to. So we move to oral. It was ok but for BBBJ it should have been much better. She was so distant she purposely faced the other way and obstructed any view of what was going on. This causes jr to feel guilty and does not want to perform. Finally get him to stand to attention long enough to try something else. Immediately goes to doggy and it feels ok but then I started to get the smell. Something was off a bit and then I noticed she had a particularly hairy asshole as well. Now in this hobby I think we all can admit hygiene is important for all parties and I don't understand how you could trim up the front and miss that. Jr gets depressed at the sight and goes to hide. I ask if she can try some mouth to mouth to revive him and she says she dislikes the taste of latex. So instead of using her hands I just lay there trying to beat some life into Jr while she absently stares at the graffiti on the wall. Not even an attempt for assistance and you can tell she wishes she could be anywhere else. This goes on for about two minutes before I call it because I did not feel like paying to do a Louis CK impression. I get up and leave and my wallet ks $$ less. Could have been worse but definitely not the dream I wanted to have.

Why do so many of our "dreams" end like this? And yet we keep coming back for more punishment. Go figure.

[Xiao Xing]

I never pull the trigger. Thank you for your review.

Xx.

So I TOFTT recently and had a dream I met up with Marissa. Communication was great from the get go. Almost immediate response. Sadly that was the only good part of this. I ask her if she used to be a dancer and she said yes, I ask if she would mind fulfilling a fantasy where a dance progress to be more intimate. She says sure. Go into the motel and there is graffiti right out of Jennifer Jason Leigh in Fast Times all over the walls. Gets undressed and has large breasts but obvious signs of baby damage which is not that unexpected. These are all things that I can easily overlook if the attitude and performance is there. Sadly that is where the dream gets worse. Paid for an hour because I like to chat a bit to create some emotional connection and to get any jitters / anxiety out. Would not hold a convo at all. Any basic questions got a 1 word response and you could tell she did not want to be there. I ask if she can dance like we discussed and she said she didn't want to. So we move to oral. It was ok but for BBBJ it should have been much better. She was so distant she purposely faced the other way and obstructed any view of what was going on. This causes jr to feel guilty and does not want to perform. Finally get him to stand to attention long enough to try something else. Immediately goes to doggy and it feels ok but then I started to get the smell. Something was off a bit and then I noticed she had a particularly hairy asshole as well. Now in this hobby I think we all can admit hygiene is important for all parties and I don't understand how you could trim up the front and miss that. Jr gets depressed at the sight and goes to hide. I ask if she can try some mouth to mouth to revive him and she says she dislikes the taste of latex. So instead of using her hands I just lay there trying to beat some life into Jr while she absently stares at the graffiti on the wall. Not even an attempt for assistance and you can tell she wishes she could be anywhere else. This goes on for about two minutes before I call it because I did not feel like paying to do a Louis CK impression. I get up and leave and my wallet ks $$ less. Could have been worse but definitely not the dream I wanted to have.