Massage Parlor Reports

[Tommy101]

They will never legalize it because the marriage rate will pommel. Why get married when you can get your rocks off legally.

I never got married just to get my rocks off legaly. I married my first because she was the love of my life or so I thought at 20 years old. My second I married for tax purposes and she did my laundry and was a good cook and pretty great in the sack. Too bad she wanted me to be monogamous.

[Devin226]

They will never legalize it because the marriage rate will pommel. Why get married when you can get your rocks off legally.

Exactly. Feminists would never want legalized prostitution. Women would lose their value and have no control in their relationships. No longer could they sit around, be lazy, and get fat. They would actually have to be fun and start doing BJ's to keep a man around. It would be like the 1960's when women actually had to try. You wouldn't have so many lazy entitled women -- because men would never put up with any woman's BS because we wouldn't have to. Why take a woman on 3 dates, trying to wine and dine her and impress an entitled **** when you could simply go somewhere and have legal fun with a smoking hot 19 year old, then go home and sleep with no drama? If it were ever legalized, the tables would be turned. Men would re-gain control and stop being huge pussies. I don't think it will happen in our generation.

[BigJohnnyWad]

Anyone ever see the gilf on the east side goes by joyce? Been a few years wondered if she was still around?

[DatFigga55]

Yeah, the dumbass that wanted his 15 seconds of fame wasn't thinking. He could of just said he recently had a nice experience and left it at that. No location.

People post shit on here as well and anyone can read it. You don't think le reads our board?

Make it legal. I've said it time and time again. Require a license (state income) testing and tax them. I bet half the politicians already use them. LOL just my 2 cents.

They will never legalize it because the marriage rate will pommel. Why get married when you can get your rocks off legally.

[NeilYoung999]

Yeah, the dumbass that wanted his 15 seconds of fame wasn't thinking. He could of just said he recently had a nice experience and left it at that. No location.

People post shit on here as well and anyone can read it. You don't think le reads our board?

Make it legal. I've said it time and time again. Require a license (state income) testing and tax them. I bet half the politicians already use them. LOL just my 2 cents.

It was a woman, she said her and a couple gf's came in for legit massages and were all offered happy endings.

[Maul1710]

Anyone seen Jen at Saigon since she been back? PM me with details if you have.

Saw her yesterday. Not sure what the hype is about, looks wise I thought she was homely. My first visit to Saigon and might be the last. Offered standard finish but I declined.

[Teebo]

I've been seeing Jen for a quite a while now, almost 2 years now. For those who have seen her, has she been farting while giving you guys massages?

I always wondered about the name, "Massage Breeze"; like why she chose that. I would wonder "where does the breeze come from? Now I know.

[Fast69]

WTF! C'Mon. Man it's already hot out and some fool actually gave up the location live on the air? There's only one spot and I go often and since he did that I feel sorry for you newbies because they might say DIY. It took me 3 visits last year now I get it no hesitation no discussion. Jackass. He just invited the police to come in.

Yeah, the dumbass that wanted his 15 seconds of fame wasn't thinking. He could of just said he recently had a nice experience and left it at that. No location.

People post shit on here as well and anyone can read it. You don't think le reads our board?

Make it legal. I've said it time and time again. Require a license (state income) testing and tax them. I bet half the politicians already use them. LOL just my 2 cents.

[Dennerb]

Before I ever commented on this forum, I read back many many pages, and one of the most consistent observations by all the commenters was that women who work at AMP's are 90% over the age of 40, and 10% over the age of 30. If there is "sex trafficking" of young women, it's not happening in Michigan. The women who work at the AMP's here are not being forced to do it at all.

The news media makes it seem like AMP workers are underage teenagers, and that is a bold face misrepresentation of the truth. The only AMP I frequented where I ever met two girls who were both 21, was one on roch road a couple years ago and it closed down fast.

I do know that at a few of the places, the women sleep at the AMP, but not because they are forced to, but because they literally stay here for their 30 day shift, save all their money, and then go back to their houses / apartments back in NY where they don't work for a few months. They've told me this and explained the process extensively. In other countries, sleeping at the business is normal, because many small businesses are at peoples houses, but in America this is looked down on, so the people running the business should wise up and rent a house separate from the AMP.

If I ever saw an underage girl or a young woman who in any way looked like she was being held hostage to work at a massage parlor, I'd call the police myself! But like I said, at least here in Michigan, I don't believe it occurs.

A couple years ago I was in Jacksonville at an AMP and met a nice woman at the AMP from Michigan who was in FL vacationing and earning some money. Lived around Clarkston and had done the AMP scene there but felt more comfortable out of her home area we talked about the Michigan scene (the Islands, Bay City, M1. She was late forties but showed me a good time. IN my mind I see an upper middle class woman earning some $$$ for shoes, purses and maybe socking away money for kid's college education. No HT involved here.

[DragonSnake]

There's a reason why you haven't seen MH Massage mentioned. It's a "legit" massage. I say "legit" because they are not certified. If you pay for a hhr they MIGHT tease you and say get a longer one next time. After you come back and pay for an hr they say "We no do that here. ".

But do you get a solid massage, or is crappy. DS.

[Randy313]

Yesterday on Dave and Chuck the freak they were talking about AMP and someone called in and spoke about getting happy endings at a place on the Troy- Clawson border. I wonder what place they were talking about. Anyone been there, any good? LOL.

WTF! C'Mon. Man it's already hot out and some fool actually gave up the location live on the air? There's only one spot and I go often and since he did that I feel sorry for you newbies because they might say DIY. It took me 3 visits last year now I get it no hesitation no discussion. Jackass. He just invited the police to come in.

[Islander0424]

Thank you for helping me cement my decision never to visit an AMP. You say you have paid for farting massages for two years?

I thought I was tripping at first, I honestly thought it was the massage table. But she recently started doing it.

[FunNights69]

Visited the hidden AMP on Southfield road in Lathrup. Girl was younger and much better looking than average AMP girl. Massage was decent on the flip paid 1 Benjamin for a lackluster BBBJ and wasn't allowed to finish in mouth. Would probably just go for the standard HE next time.

[ContinentalMan]

Anyone seen Jen at Saigon since she been back? PM me with details if you have.

[Jd2011]

LMFAO. Way to work the situation in your favor man!

What's funny is she probably talks a lot to mask the sound of her farting. She thinks you don't hear it, but you really do. If you hear it and happen to catch her eye just right, you can exchange a knowing glance without words having to be said. Then it's like your little secret and then, because you're keeping her little secret (and not exposing her habit, which some would find disgusting), she might ("might") give you even better service. I mean, that's what I would do.