Massage Parlor Reports

[NeilYoung999]

Yesterday on Dave and Chuck the freak they were talking about AMP and someone called in and spoke about getting happy endings at a place on the Troy- Clawson border. I wonder what place they were talking about. Anyone been there, any good? LOL.

[FunNights69]

Was in Rochester and thought I'd stop by eastern massage after striking out on st patty's day. Nothing has changed lots of teasing then on the flip rubbed my balls for DIY. Tipped 20 and left.

[MichiganMan686]

LMAO! Bro that is hands down one of the funniest posts I've ever read. I have luckily never experienced that with her. Or at least I don't think I did!

That is funny for sure. One time I was getting massaged and had to fart. I held it till it hurt. I was like one more push by her and you guessed it. I fuckin parted her hair.

[MichiganDetroi]

Anyone questioning whether there have been convictions can use this thing called google. Not sure how it works but if you enter 3 words, "sex trafficking convictions" it does not come up blank. DOJ data and everything.

Indeed, this is one of them. Three of the guys who were arrested and described as rapists and human traffickers during the Bellvue bust two years ago.

https://patch.com/washington/bellevu...ng-king-county

I think a few of you guys have issues with what you do and need it to be much more sordid than it is. It reminds me of something this hooker told me once "I was surprised to find out that a lot of the guys who came to see me wanted to feel bad about what they were doing."

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Before I ever commented on this forum, I read back many many pages, and one of the most consistent observations by all the commenters was that women who work at AMP's are 90% over the age of 40, and 10% over the age of 30. If there is "sex trafficking" of young women, it's not happening in Michigan. The women who work at the AMP's here are not being forced to do it at all.

The news media makes it seem like AMP workers are underage teenagers, and that is a bold face misrepresentation of the truth. The only AMP I frequented where I ever met two girls who were both 21, was one on roch road a couple years ago and it closed down fast.

I do know that at a few of the places, the women sleep at the AMP, but not because they are forced to, but because they literally stay here for their 30 day shift, save all their money, and then go back to their houses / apartments back in NY where they don't work for a few months. They've told me this and explained the process extensively. In other countries, sleeping at the business is normal, because many small businesses are at peoples houses, but in America this is looked down on, so the people running the business should wise up and rent a house separate from the AMP.

If I ever saw an underage girl or a young woman who in any way looked like she was being held hostage to work at a massage parlor, I'd call the police myself! But like I said, at least here in Michigan, I don't believe it occurs.

[BigMac55]

Thank you for helping me cement my decision never to visit an AMP. You say you have paid for farting massages for two years?

Except Jen / Massage Breeze is not an AMP, she's not Asian and it's not a Massage Parlor. She's white and works out of her home.

[Wally2822]

What's funny is she probably talks a lot to mask the sound of her farting. She thinks you don't hear it, but you really do. If you hear it and happen to catch her eye just right, you can exchange a knowing glance without words having to be said. Then it's like your little secret and then, because you're keeping her little secret (and not exposing her habit, which some would find disgusting), she might ("might") give you even better service. I mean, that's what I would do.

LMAO! Bro that is hands down one of the funniest posts I've ever read. I have luckily never experienced that with her. Or at least I don't think I did!

[Randy313]

I love the tease it gets me so worked up and I like a little assplay. Any recommendations?

I swear to you the tease is what drives me crazy. Hell I can do that for 30 minutes alone. I love that shit!

One Care (when Judy was there).

Famous. But she went further and lubed up her finger and fingered my asshole deep while giving me an oily handshake. I made one hell of a cummy mess.

Relax (Ferndale) no closed did the same thing those are the only places I know that will take it a step further beyond the tease if you say so on the flip.

[ShvdSchtick]

I love the tease it gets me so worked up and I like a little assplay. Any recommendations?

[TwistedBrother]

I've never noticed that with her, I've always enjoyed the experience with her. She does talk a lot but she is a very nice person and makes up for it with a very happy massage.

What's funny is she probably talks a lot to mask the sound of her farting. She thinks you don't hear it, but you really do. If you hear it and happen to catch her eye just right, you can exchange a knowing glance without words having to be said. Then it's like your little secret and then, because you're keeping her little secret (and not exposing her habit, which some would find disgusting), she might ("might") give you even better service. I mean, that's what I would do.

[Aman200]

I've been seeing Jen for a quite a while now, almost 2 years now. For those who have seen her, has she been farting while giving you guys massages?

Not to my knowledge but that may open up a new market for her from some of you kinky fucks LOL.

[Randy313]

I've been seeing Jen for a quite a while now, almost 2 years now. For those who have seen her, has she been farting while giving you guys massages?

Aw hell naw!

But at $.5 for what she does I knew there had to be a catch.

[Randy313]

My technique is throw down whatever you are willing to pay in total up front on the table when getting undressed and bring no more in. You run the risk of not getting what you want or overpaying for HE but it sends a really clear signal. I got FS with Katie at SS for $. 1. Honestly not even my intention and I didn't even ask for it. It just happened. Stupidly and regretfully in the heat of the moment it was BB. Major regret.

Whoa! You BB Katie? I'm extremely familiar with her and you are down and out for awhile. Trust me make sure you see your physician within the next 6 mos. Don't bang anybody until after that. Unless she cleared it up from a few years ago but I doubt it.

[Randy313]

Has anyone tried out MH Massage in Southfield? It's been there about a year and I've never seen it mentioned.

There's a reason why you haven't seen MH Massage mentioned. It's a "legit" massage. I say "legit" because they are not certified. If you pay for a hhr they MIGHT tease you and say get a longer one next time. After you come back and pay for an hr they say "We no do that here. ".

[HappyFunBall]

Maybe Star Moon and others might be a bit spooked and are just being cautious with new faces.

That's probably all it is. I stopped at my usual place on Saturday and got the same great massage, etc. I usually get. If it's your first time at a place, expect that "YMMV" is definitely going to apply to you.

[WinterKnight]

I've been seeing Jen for a quite a while now, almost 2 years now. For those who have seen her, has she been farting while giving you guys massages?

Thank you for helping me cement my decision never to visit an AMP. You say you have paid for farting massages for two years?