Massage Parlor Reports

[Reliable]

I think I know her! Wallowing in BS.

Of course this is total bull shit:

Last week I was up for an hours worth of attention so I drove to Spa lot at 4 pm. The place seemed empty but Alice, (how many Alice Chinese Massage ladies are there? I wonder). Alice was nice, at 39 she looks younger and has a slender figure. She has a happy funny personality even though the phone translate was the communication device. The massage was medium but I made sure to give her good strokes when she was close enough. So after the flip she is lifting it and generally teasing me as I am uncovered. While she is doing this I am stroking her thighs and booty. She was wearing thin stretch pants and nothing below from the feel of things. She lubed me up and gave me a nice long and slow rub while my stroking worked between her thighs. As I rubbed her pussy she started some heavy breathing but did not get wet. She cleaned me up with a warm and damp towel and finished the front thighs etc. She seemed happy with the event. She is a single Chinese woman who has been in country for 6 months. I am guessing she does not get much action. I would go back. I tipped her $40 and she seemed grateful hugging me out the door.

PM for BS location.

[MeeLikeeAsians]

Reading through many of the recent posts reveals so many mongers reporting such great "success" because we've found a place. Or handful. Where a HE is guaranteed every time. We're thrilled when we find a session where we don't have to put up with, as one guy called it, "raisins". Problem is that all we have to do is go somewhere else and we find out how crappy it really is around here. Just spent a couple days in Seattle and dropped into Soft Bay based on reviews from the WA forum. Greeted by woman in her late 20's-early 30's. About an 8 in the looks department. Went for an hour session which consisted of an actual massage (about a B+ skill set) with subtle teasing. On the flip, I was already at attention and she went right down for it and proceeded with BBBJ while allowing me to roam under her dress. When I motioned for her to remove the dress, it dropped to the floor and she climbed on board for a wild ride, multiple positions, until the load was delivered. She never mentioned a tip at all. Considering that the last place I went to in this area wanted. 8 for just a HJ, this woman was a goddess. Especially when she was soooooo truly happy with my unsolicited tip of 1. 4. I've had similar experiences in San Diego, Vegas and Fresno. We all live in the wrong area for this hobby. Pretty sure my AMP visits will no longer take place around here.

[UncleChu]

I stopped by the one spot everyone keeps talking about on the east side.

OK, I went three times. Twice with coco and once with lulu.

Coco is better looking and much more open and fun. She said FS next time on the first visit. Got a decent HJ and a mediocre massage.

Saw lulu on the second visit and she was overpriced and boring. She did take her pants off and she did finish the job though.

Went back one more time and coco gave me the same run around. Lame massage, lots of snuggling, but FS "next time". I told her I probably won't be back. Maybe someone else will have better luck?

[TigardMale]

A big fan of the fantasy genre.

Of course this is total bull shit:

Last week I was up for an hours worth of attention so I drove to Spa lot at 4 pm. The place seemed empty but Alice, (how many Alice Chinese Massage ladies are there? I wonder). Alice was nice, at 39 she looks younger and has a slender figure. She has a happy funny personality even though the phone translate was the communication device. The massage was medium but I made sure to give her good strokes when she was close enough. So after the flip she is lifting it and generally teasing me as I am uncovered. While she is doing this I am stroking her thighs and booty. She was wearing thin stretch pants and nothing below from the feel of things. She lubed me up and gave me a nice long and slow rub while my stroking worked between her thighs. As I rubbed her pussy she started some heavy breathing but did not get wet. She cleaned me up with a warm and damp towel and finished the front thighs etc. She seemed happy with the event. She is a single Chinese woman who has been in country for 6 months. I am guessing she does not get much action. I would go back. I tipped her $40 and she seemed grateful hugging me out the door.

PM for BS location.

[Dexxzy]

Went back to where the aforementioned "raisins" were. I've had the same experience there before. But on this most recent, I was greeted by a young early 20's skinny pleasent Chinese woman. She spoke almost zero English. Paid for the hour, she came back in and threw the towel on the floor and started teasing immediately. I was free to touch wherever, and did so. She finished me off as I enjoyed some daty. Then she kind of just snuggled up for the remainder of the time, interesting. I tipped well. Maybe they brought in some new talent to lose the "raisin" reputation.

I've been to two places and called another, and can't seem to find the place Mongerin wrote about. If anyone can PM me the location that'd be great.

I went back to the place I mentioned earlier, and saw a 30's petite woman. Basically trading better looks than the 40's petite woman, but lower skill level.

Also, Chinese culture is quite age-ist. I called a massage place and said if I could just check out the masseuse's. Their reply was basically, don't bother... we're all in the 40's. And I'm thinking wtf? You can still be in the 40s and look great. I saw this in China as well... basically all the advertised girls on QQ were in the 20s. 30s was very rare (and likely advertised as late 20s) and 40s non-existent.

[Benson008]

Of course this is total bull shit:

Last week I was up for an hours worth of attention so I drove to Spa lot at 4 pm. The place seemed empty but Alice, (how many Alice Chinese Massage ladies are there? I wonder). Alice was nice, at 39 she looks younger and has a slender figure. She has a happy funny personality even though the phone translate was the communication device. The massage was medium but I made sure to give her good strokes when she was close enough. So after the flip she is lifting it and generally teasing me as I am uncovered. While she is doing this I am stroking her thighs and booty. She was wearing thin stretch pants and nothing below from the feel of things. She lubed me up and gave me a nice long and slow rub while my stroking worked between her thighs. As I rubbed her pussy she started some heavy breathing but did not get wet. She cleaned me up with a warm and damp towel and finished the front thighs etc. She seemed happy with the event. She is a single Chinese woman who has been in country for 6 months. I am guessing she does not get much action. I would go back. I tipped her $40 and she seemed grateful hugging me out the door.

PM for BS location.

[Drex Diggler2]

Have tried a couple near the airport, and there are some cuties there. Have been having experiences lately of getting the older mamasan types on first visits at some of the AMPs, then the next one I get the cuter ones. Almost like a test LOL.

[Zizix]

Blue moon se division 111th great massage from mid 40's Chinese lady would have been better if she was younger but still not bad looking great massage.

[Makanikai77]

Aloha Portland! In town for a few days from HI, wondering where the best mp's are?! I'm staying near the airport. Feel free to PM me.

If you're ever head to Oahu and need the scoops LMK, Oahu has some of the best in the world!

[Dexxzy]

Stopped by Division /205 area MP's. Apparently 2 of them have the same owner. One was busy and redirected me to the other location (converted residential). Got a 40's, but petite woman. Great massage and left happy. Will repeat.

[Risom]

Went to the Newberg location yesterday. Only the middle aged lady working, she is very nice. Got the hour. She was asking me about where else I go and I told her Salem. She asked the ages of the ladies that work at that paticular one and if the massage is good. Then she asked if I got a "special massage" there. I told her yes hoping that she would too to keep me as a customer. At the end of the hour she didn't offer anything so I just straight up asked her and she said "we don't do that here". However the massage was good, got over an hour and the lady was nice. Maybe they are just testing the waters before they offer anything.

Hmmm sounds interesting. I'll check it out and report back. Thanks!

[CovertCruiser]

I missed the "Raisin" report. What location is this? Sounds like a great experience.

Guys, Jeez, can we agree to share this info via PM? NO details of conquests should be out here in the open. Unless you really want to have it all shut down by PoPo and nowhere to go. I can read down about a page or two and know EXACTLY where the raisin is / was. Know who else can? So, scratch THAT AMP off the list.

Think with the big head. The little head will be happier for it.

[CcZero]

Was driving home from the casino today and noticed Lavender Massage in Newberg. Has anyone have any info? I'm pretty sure its fairly new, or I've just never noticed it before. Feel free to PM me if needed.

Went to the Newberg location yesterday. Only the middle aged lady working, she is very nice. Got the hour. She was asking me about where else I go and I told her Salem. She asked the ages of the ladies that work at that paticular one and if the massage is good. Then she asked if I got a "special massage" there. I told her yes hoping that she would too to keep me as a customer. At the end of the hour she didn't offer anything so I just straight up asked her and she said "we don't do that here". However the massage was good, got over an hour and the lady was nice. Maybe they are just testing the waters before they offer anything.

[Risom]

Went back to where the aforementioned "raisins" were. I've had the same experience there before. But on this most recent, I was greeted by a young early 20's skinny pleasent Chinese woman. She spoke almost zero English. Paid for the hour, she came back in and threw the towel on the floor and started teasing immediately. I was free to touch wherever, and did so. She finished me off as I enjoyed some daty. Then she kind of just snuggled up for the remainder of the time, interesting. I tipped well. Maybe they brought in some new talent to lose the "raisin" reputation.

I missed the "Raisin" report. What location is this? Sounds like a great experience.

[Mongerin]

Went back to where the aforementioned "raisins" were. I've had the same experience there before. But on this most recent, I was greeted by a young early 20's skinny pleasent Chinese woman. She spoke almost zero English. Paid for the hour, she came back in and threw the towel on the floor and started teasing immediately. I was free to touch wherever, and did so. She finished me off as I enjoyed some daty. Then she kind of just snuggled up for the remainder of the time, interesting. I tipped well. Maybe they brought in some new talent to lose the "raisin" reputation.