Massage Parlor Reports

[Alienware]

Is there an app that scans the room? How does that work?

The phone camera will pick up infrared. Turn it on and scan the room. If they are night vision cameras, the IR will look like a flashlight pointing at you.

[Dexxzy]

The news made me happy and sad at the same time (I hate Patriots). I am really afraid if any of these places are secretly taping, as with technology nowadays, it's very easy to do so without us noticing. And most of these rooms are dark. As paranoid as me, I always pop out my phone, and turn on my camera to scan the room to make sure I am not being taped. The human trafficking really make this hobby super risky. Stay safe out there.

Is there an app that scans the room? How does that work?

[WalterMatthew]

Interesting part and things about florida.

NO ONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND GIVES THEIR NAME AND USES A CREDIT CARD. I have been to countless AMPs in florida. And all over the world. THey are nice and relaxing and if you get a happy ending so be it. But to have been video taped Never once in my life have I seen cameras in a room. The girls would not want them in there any way. So also How would they know his name. I have never given my name out. I would if asked After all. Who the feck cares not me and I am a no body. I do usually not take my wallet in and make sure the phone is locked so they could not use it if I was in the table shower, Something smells like extortion or a set up. After all a 78 year old guy with a pocket full of viagra who the hell cares. Go find some crooks meth dealers and crap not spend countless dollars on a hand job. LOL.

I like the 160th division place. Massage is not a lot to write about but she is nice and friendly. On 181st near glisan and halsey. I did see two places next to each other. I have been to one of them. It was nice and I left in a good mood good massage also. I will have to try the other place.

Stay safe always use the big head to think with.

The news made me happy and sad at the same time (I hate Patriots). I am really afraid if any of these places are secretly taping, as with technology nowadays, it's very easy to do so without us noticing. And most of these rooms are dark. As paranoid as me, I always pop out my phone, and turn on my camera to scan the room to make sure I am not being taped. The human trafficking really make this hobby super risky. Stay safe out there.

[Amp Guide]

Interesting part and things about florida.

NO ONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND GIVES THEIR NAME AND USES A CREDIT CARD. I have been to countless AMPs in florida. And all over the world. THey are nice and relaxing and if you get a happy ending so be it. But to have been video taped Never once in my life have I seen cameras in a room. The girls would not want them in there any way. So also How would they know his name. I have never given my name out. I would if asked After all. Who the feck cares not me and I am a no body. I do usually not take my wallet in and make sure the phone is locked so they could not use it if I was in the table shower, Something smells like extortion or a set up. After all a 78 year old guy with a pocket full of viagra who the hell cares. Go find some crooks meth dealers and crap not spend countless dollars on a hand job. LOL.

I like the 160th division place. Massage is not a lot to write about but she is nice and friendly. On 181st near glisan and halsey. I did see two places next to each other. I have been to one of them. It was nice and I left in a good mood good massage also. I will have to try the other place.

Stay safe always use the big head to think with.

[PNWPlay]

https://www.khou.com/mobile/article/...b-92c6bb7a2ffb

[Dexxzy]

Reading through many of the recent posts reveals so many mongers reporting such great "success" because we've found a place. Or handful. Where a HE is guaranteed every time. We're thrilled when we find a session where we don't have to put up with, as one guy called it, "raisins". Problem is that all we have to do is go somewhere else and we find out how crappy it really is around here. Just spent a couple days in Seattle and dropped into Soft Bay based on reviews from the WA forum. Greeted by woman in her late 20's-early 30's. About an 8 in the looks department. Went for an hour session which consisted of an actual massage (about a B+ skill set) with subtle teasing. On the flip, I was already at attention and she went right down for it and proceeded with BBBJ while allowing me to roam under her dress. When I motioned for her to remove the dress, it dropped to the floor and she climbed on board for a wild ride, multiple positions, until the load was delivered. She never mentioned a tip at all. Considering that the last place I went to in this area wanted. 8 for just a HJ, this woman was a goddess. Especially when she was soooooo truly happy with my unsolicited tip of 1. 4. I've had similar experiences in San Diego, Vegas and Fresno. We all live in the wrong area for this hobby. Pretty sure my AMP visits will no longer take place around here.

Having talked to the girls, Portland is the place to go when providers in the bigger (more Asian) cities have too much competition. Girls want to stay in the more Asian bigger cities simply because its more familiar to them and they have a better time with are&are. So that's why you have the best looking girls in LAX, SFO, SEA, YVR on the west coast.

If this community really wants to improve the situation, we can start by voting out politicians who are against consensual encounters between two adults.

[Benson008]

Reading through many of the recent posts reveals so many mongers reporting such great "success" because we've found a place. Or handful. Where a HE is guaranteed every time. We're thrilled when we find a session where we don't have to put up with, as one guy called it, "raisins". Problem is that all we have to do is go somewhere else and we find out how crappy it really is around here. Just spent a couple days in Seattle and dropped into Soft Bay based on reviews from the WA forum. Greeted by woman in her late 20's-early 30's. About an 8 in the looks department. Went for an hour session which consisted of an actual massage (about a B+ skill set) with subtle teasing. On the flip, I was already at attention and she went right down for it and proceeded with BBBJ while allowing me to roam under her dress. When I motioned for her to remove the dress, it dropped to the floor and she climbed on board for a wild ride, multiple positions, until the load was delivered. She never mentioned a tip at all. Considering that the last place I went to in this area wanted. 8 for just a HJ, this woman was a goddess. Especially when she was soooooo truly happy with my unsolicited tip of 1. 4. I've had similar experiences in San Diego, Vegas and Fresno. We all live in the wrong area for this hobby. Pretty sure my AMP visits will no longer take place around here.

I often visit Calif. And in Oxnard, Camarillo, and Fresno I get the massage and FS on the flip. Plan on 1. 0 tip still a very good hour.

[Reliable]

I think I know her! Wallowing in BS.

Of course this is total bull shit:

Last week I was up for an hours worth of attention so I drove to Spa lot at 4 pm. The place seemed empty but Alice, (how many Alice Chinese Massage ladies are there? I wonder). Alice was nice, at 39 she looks younger and has a slender figure. She has a happy funny personality even though the phone translate was the communication device. The massage was medium but I made sure to give her good strokes when she was close enough. So after the flip she is lifting it and generally teasing me as I am uncovered. While she is doing this I am stroking her thighs and booty. She was wearing thin stretch pants and nothing below from the feel of things. She lubed me up and gave me a nice long and slow rub while my stroking worked between her thighs. As I rubbed her pussy she started some heavy breathing but did not get wet. She cleaned me up with a warm and damp towel and finished the front thighs etc. She seemed happy with the event. She is a single Chinese woman who has been in country for 6 months. I am guessing she does not get much action. I would go back. I tipped her $40 and she seemed grateful hugging me out the door.

PM for BS location.

[MeeLikeeAsians]

Reading through many of the recent posts reveals so many mongers reporting such great "success" because we've found a place. Or handful. Where a HE is guaranteed every time. We're thrilled when we find a session where we don't have to put up with, as one guy called it, "raisins". Problem is that all we have to do is go somewhere else and we find out how crappy it really is around here. Just spent a couple days in Seattle and dropped into Soft Bay based on reviews from the WA forum. Greeted by woman in her late 20's-early 30's. About an 8 in the looks department. Went for an hour session which consisted of an actual massage (about a B+ skill set) with subtle teasing. On the flip, I was already at attention and she went right down for it and proceeded with BBBJ while allowing me to roam under her dress. When I motioned for her to remove the dress, it dropped to the floor and she climbed on board for a wild ride, multiple positions, until the load was delivered. She never mentioned a tip at all. Considering that the last place I went to in this area wanted. 8 for just a HJ, this woman was a goddess. Especially when she was soooooo truly happy with my unsolicited tip of 1. 4. I've had similar experiences in San Diego, Vegas and Fresno. We all live in the wrong area for this hobby. Pretty sure my AMP visits will no longer take place around here.

[UncleChu]

I stopped by the one spot everyone keeps talking about on the east side.

OK, I went three times. Twice with coco and once with lulu.

Coco is better looking and much more open and fun. She said FS next time on the first visit. Got a decent HJ and a mediocre massage.

Saw lulu on the second visit and she was overpriced and boring. She did take her pants off and she did finish the job though.

Went back one more time and coco gave me the same run around. Lame massage, lots of snuggling, but FS "next time". I told her I probably won't be back. Maybe someone else will have better luck?

[TigardMale]

A big fan of the fantasy genre.

Of course this is total bull shit:

Last week I was up for an hours worth of attention so I drove to Spa lot at 4 pm. The place seemed empty but Alice, (how many Alice Chinese Massage ladies are there? I wonder). Alice was nice, at 39 she looks younger and has a slender figure. She has a happy funny personality even though the phone translate was the communication device. The massage was medium but I made sure to give her good strokes when she was close enough. So after the flip she is lifting it and generally teasing me as I am uncovered. While she is doing this I am stroking her thighs and booty. She was wearing thin stretch pants and nothing below from the feel of things. She lubed me up and gave me a nice long and slow rub while my stroking worked between her thighs. As I rubbed her pussy she started some heavy breathing but did not get wet. She cleaned me up with a warm and damp towel and finished the front thighs etc. She seemed happy with the event. She is a single Chinese woman who has been in country for 6 months. I am guessing she does not get much action. I would go back. I tipped her $40 and she seemed grateful hugging me out the door.

PM for BS location.

[Dexxzy]

Went back to where the aforementioned "raisins" were. I've had the same experience there before. But on this most recent, I was greeted by a young early 20's skinny pleasent Chinese woman. She spoke almost zero English. Paid for the hour, she came back in and threw the towel on the floor and started teasing immediately. I was free to touch wherever, and did so. She finished me off as I enjoyed some daty. Then she kind of just snuggled up for the remainder of the time, interesting. I tipped well. Maybe they brought in some new talent to lose the "raisin" reputation.

I've been to two places and called another, and can't seem to find the place Mongerin wrote about. If anyone can PM me the location that'd be great.

I went back to the place I mentioned earlier, and saw a 30's petite woman. Basically trading better looks than the 40's petite woman, but lower skill level.

Also, Chinese culture is quite age-ist. I called a massage place and said if I could just check out the masseuse's. Their reply was basically, don't bother... we're all in the 40's. And I'm thinking wtf? You can still be in the 40s and look great. I saw this in China as well... basically all the advertised girls on QQ were in the 20s. 30s was very rare (and likely advertised as late 20s) and 40s non-existent.

[Benson008]

Of course this is total bull shit:

Last week I was up for an hours worth of attention so I drove to Spa lot at 4 pm. The place seemed empty but Alice, (how many Alice Chinese Massage ladies are there? I wonder). Alice was nice, at 39 she looks younger and has a slender figure. She has a happy funny personality even though the phone translate was the communication device. The massage was medium but I made sure to give her good strokes when she was close enough. So after the flip she is lifting it and generally teasing me as I am uncovered. While she is doing this I am stroking her thighs and booty. She was wearing thin stretch pants and nothing below from the feel of things. She lubed me up and gave me a nice long and slow rub while my stroking worked between her thighs. As I rubbed her pussy she started some heavy breathing but did not get wet. She cleaned me up with a warm and damp towel and finished the front thighs etc. She seemed happy with the event. She is a single Chinese woman who has been in country for 6 months. I am guessing she does not get much action. I would go back. I tipped her $40 and she seemed grateful hugging me out the door.

PM for BS location.

[Drex Diggler2]

Have tried a couple near the airport, and there are some cuties there. Have been having experiences lately of getting the older mamasan types on first visits at some of the AMPs, then the next one I get the cuter ones. Almost like a test LOL.

[Zizix]

Blue moon se division 111th great massage from mid 40's Chinese lady would have been better if she was younger but still not bad looking great massage.