Massage Parlor Reports

[Mondo72]

Hey,

Made a visit to this place last week since it's on my side of the hood and found the place had closed down! They had a note on the door on where to deliver their mail.

Don't know if it's permanent or temp, anybody know?

Mondo.

[Crimsonquiggs]

Seeing lots of very hot looking providers offering sensual massage. Anybody have any luck on the west side of LA with these girls. Getting good response but not sure if it's worth the price tag they all seem to want. 3 or more. Happy to trade on the PM!

You need to clear out your inbox.

[Lovergrrl]

Seeing lots of very hot looking providers offering sensual massage. Anybody have any luck on the west side of LA with these girls. Getting good response but not sure if it's worth the price tag they all seem to want. 3 or more. Happy to trade on the PM!

Haven't checked out the Mall in quite a while but it wasn't unusual to see indy providers asking 2 or 3 / hr for FBSM. I've used that site for non-massage sessions in the past and never got a fugly, rob, or other bad experience. Unless the site took a complete shit now it used to be pretty credible.

[ChrisPoontang]

I literally LOL'd at maybe a toaster oven!

It would have been nice to know how much he paid to get a lame, shielded handjob from a squat, middle aged housewife.

If it was more then $30 (including the house / pimp fee) then I probably don't want to know. . .

[BigBadNut]

Seeing lots of very hot looking providers offering sensual massage. Anybody have any luck on the west side of LA with these girls. Getting good response but not sure if it's worth the price tag they all seem to want. 3 or more. Happy to trade on the PM!

[AMPaddict]

So, .........................
Oh, and yeah, I walked out the back door, and declined the water.

Epic post. Should be in "best posts of USSG" category. Thanks for the laugh!

[AlexRodriguez]

So, having been convinced that switter, slixa, cityxguide, massagerepublic and facebook are useless, I decided to hit the MP scene.

I got the subscription to Rub Maps dot com. A monumental waste of money. Here is a little tip, if you want to get the girl's name when you get serviced so your reviews can be helpful, ask the girl's name!!

I have had just about enough of the whole "no name" reviews on that site.

Anyhow, I roll on down to goldfinger on westwood boulevard, more out of curiousity because there are reports from mongers of open doors and windows on doors and espresso being served.

So, here is the real deal. The doors now have these windows that the owner has covered up with duct tape. You cannot see shit either in or out of the windows.

The doors are closed and the lights are very dim.

There is no espresso.

I park down the street at the staples and I am about to walk in but in walks this fat fuk wearing a neon track suit jacket and he kind of occupies the foyer for a bit too long. So I wait.

I then go in and the mamasan is jenny, a Chinese gal who could be anywhere between 40 and 107. She is dressed kind of skanky, she has a good bod and she went to town on me once but her face is just awful and her breath smells like the ass end of a fig streetwalker.

So I give her 40 and get the first room on the left. This is the VIP suite. It is bigger than any other room.

I get naked and hide under the towel. After a small eternity, in walks a tech and I ask her what her name is. Jessica. Jessica is pretty squat and has a face that could stop an atomic clock. She is pleasant though and says you want soft medium or hard. I say soft and she just tickled me all over, there was no massage. I started at 635 pm and she did my back and crack and nuts and head, shoulders, knees, and toes until about 650. She had me flip and asked if she could use oil on my dick. I said ok. She is pretty fugly, and I was kind of pissed because in the waiting room was a cuter girl but of unclear age. Jessica is probably anywhere between 34 and 55. Her face looks young, her body is kind of beat. Maybe has a kid, maybe swallowed a toaster oven?

I turn over and she just kind massaged my dick. The strokes were more circular than up and down but she did do my balls alot and smiled. I just let her go at it and she did say, there was only about five minutes left. I figured I would let myself nut. It felt like I was peeing. I unloaded quite a bit and she used the hand shield method. For an ugly gal with a weight problem, it was a good handie, I fucken felt it going through my veins and shit.

So, goldfinger is alive and well. I mean, there is a stable of runt girls there, but unlike all the bs websites they are actually there.

Oh, and yeah, I walked out the back door, and declined the water.

I literally LOL'd at maybe a toaster oven!

[HowdyDoody32]

https://cityxguide.com/escorts/goldf...07552-12367558

That place? After my horrible experience at MA massage in la habra, I don't go to places that aggressively advertise on cityxguide. 100% SEXY AND HOT ahahahahahaha!

[Member #5794]

So, having been convinced that switter, slixa, cityxguide, massagerepublic and facebook are useless, I decided to hit the MP scene.

I got the subscription to Rub Maps dot com. A monumental waste of money. Here is a little tip, if you want to get the girl's name when you get serviced so your reviews can be helpful, ask the girl's name!!

I have had just about enough of the whole "no name" reviews on that site.

Anyhow, I roll on down to goldfinger on westwood boulevard, more out of curiousity because there are reports from mongers of open doors and windows on doors and espresso being served.

So, here is the real deal. The doors now have these windows that the owner has covered up with duct tape. You cannot see shit either in or out of the windows.

The doors are closed and the lights are very dim.

There is no espresso.

I park down the street at the staples and I am about to walk in but in walks this fat fuk wearing a neon track suit jacket and he kind of occupies the foyer for a bit too long. So I wait.

I then go in and the mamasan is jenny, a Chinese gal who could be anywhere between 40 and 107. She is dressed kind of skanky, she has a good bod and she went to town on me once but her face is just awful and her breath smells like the ass end of a fig streetwalker.

So I give her 40 and get the first room on the left. This is the VIP suite. It is bigger than any other room.

I get naked and hide under the towel. After a small eternity, in walks a tech and I ask her what her name is. Jessica. Jessica is pretty squat and has a face that could stop an atomic clock. She is pleasant though and says you want soft medium or hard. I say soft and she just tickled me all over, there was no massage. I started at 635 pm and she did my back and crack and nuts and head, shoulders, knees, and toes until about 650. She had me flip and asked if she could use oil on my dick. I said ok. She is pretty fugly, and I was kind of pissed because in the waiting room was a cuter girl but of unclear age. Jessica is probably anywhere between 34 and 55. Her face looks young, her body is kind of beat. Maybe has a kid, maybe swallowed a toaster oven?

I turn over and she just kind massaged my dick. The strokes were more circular than up and down but she did do my balls alot and smiled. I just let her go at it and she did say, there was only about five minutes left. I figured I would let myself nut. It felt like I was peeing. I unloaded quite a bit and she used the hand shield method. For an ugly gal with a weight problem, it was a good handie, I fucken felt it going through my veins and shit.

So, goldfinger is alive and well. I mean, there is a stable of runt girls there, but unlike all the bs websites they are actually there.

Oh, and yeah, I walked out the back door, and declined the water.

[The Architect]

I didn't do a lineup but others on the Inglewood thread suggested that you could ask for one, but that it might piss off the mamasan. Can't hurt to ask. I read the thread, read up on who was good, went in there and asked if J or Ruby were working. She said they weren't, I then told her I wanted someone Korean. I'm sure you can ask for a Latina when you go. There are a few Latinas of fame on that thread.

Thanks, I hadn't thought of the Inglewood Forum. Appreciate it!

[HowdyDoody32]

I had a korean spinner named Alley last year at HT. I was able to pick her up and pound her standing up. Awesome time. Can’t do that with most MP girls... would give me a fucking hernia lmao!

[Tipisil]

Was there a lineup? Anyone know if they do that? I just don't want to get stuck with a 50+ year old or someone who outweighs me. Or both.

Any 'higher' quality ladies there?

I didn't do a lineup but others on the Inglewood thread suggested that you could ask for one, but that it might piss off the mamasan. Can't hurt to ask. I read the thread, read up on who was good, went in there and asked if J or Ruby were working. She said they weren't, I then told her I wanted someone Korean. I'm sure you can ask for a Latina when you go. There are a few Latinas of fame on that thread.

[The Architect]

This probably belongs on the other city thread but since this one is more active and figure more people could benefit from the info.

Went to HT on Inglewood. . 6 to mamasan and $ for the tip. The place is well reviews so I won't go into too much detail. Went inside, reminded me of a casita except that this place had AC and was pretty cool inside. Got a skinny Korean with bolt ons. We did about 2 words of chit chat and then got down to business. FS with everything covered. Said our goodbyes and may visit again since there seem to be some gems in there.

Was there a lineup? Anyone know if they do that? I just don't want to get stuck with a 50+ year old or someone who outweighs me. Or both.

Any 'higher' quality ladies there?

[FrankTheTank78]

Can anyone recommend a thai massage parlor where BBBJ is available? I tried I'm thai spa which is around the lax area.

But I walked in and there was 6 other people. Including a M / F couple, definitely too high volume and they've got a lot of help reviews, but I decided to check it out based off some rubmaps reviews, didn't even stay for a massage, mammasan said it would be at least a 20 minute wait.

[Tipisil]

This probably belongs on the other city thread but since this one is more active and figure more people could benefit from the info.

Went to HT on Inglewood. . 6 to mamasan and $ for the tip. The place is well reviews so I won't go into too much detail. Went inside, reminded me of a casita except that this place had AC and was pretty cool inside. Got a skinny Korean with bolt ons. We did about 2 words of chit chat and then got down to business. FS with everything covered. Said our goodbyes and may visit again since there seem to be some gems in there.