Massage Parlor Reports

[ChrisCarr]

Is that a Korean or Chinese place? The lady in the website photo isn't really there, right?

Can confirm, place is legit. Korean.

This was my first ever visit to an AMP and I totally get it now. No smelly body parts, no condoms, no bullshit attitudes, little physical exertion. Just lay back and relax while a late 30's to early 40's moderately attractive immigrant washes your ass and jerks your dick.

When you go see an escort for 8 jacksons you get treated like the cheap cattle you are. It seems that at an AMP (this place at least) she made me feel like she was my personal attendant from start to nova finish.

[HighTemp]

Went over to Angels yesterday and had a good experience with nice massage. As usual TS was nice with all attention to all places. Nova+ experience. Damage was. 8 + . 8 for an hour.

Who do you see at Angels? Was it Jay or Ivy or someone else?

I had great experience with Jay before. Very good communication and deep tissue massage skills. Nova finish while DFKing. Wondering is other providers at angels is as good as her.

[HotPatatoe1972]

I have been testing the waters in the Springfield area. I have been to Hera a few times. It's a one woman shop no mamma. 30's Kgirl; pretty very nice body. Regular rates $. 8 for hr, Nice TS. Water stays on so no getting cold. The first time I received the Deep massage and she is strong, almost too strong. Walk on back was nice, was able to crack it. Flip was standard NOVA $. 4, very firm butt and smooth legs. Next time I went with a $. 8 extra and was able to get in some DATY (Also asked for Medium Massage which was better, not out of breath before the action), Third time $1. 2 trying for more, she gave me a quick massage, striped and sat on my face until she finished, then my turn. Will go back and try more.

[RedClouds76]

Went over to Angels yesterday and had a good experience with nice massage. As usual TS was nice with all attention to all places. Nova+ experience. Damage was. 8 + . 8 for an hour.

[HighTemp]

Was in the Fairfax Circle area yesterday and wanted to stop one of the places in that area that we know and love and here was a LOE parked right outside Green. I did not attempt to enter the and instead continued my way towards Oakton. Not sure if anyone else has been by, but stay safe.

Can I just ask what beloved AMP is in fairfax circle?

[Eevo1]

Was in the Fairfax Circle area yesterday and wanted to stop one of the places in that area that we know and love and here was a LOE parked right outside Green. I did not attempt to enter the and instead continued my way towards Oakton. Not sure if anyone else has been by, but stay safe.

[Zeke Wilson]

Coming out of lurking just to say how much it sucks when your favorite goes away! Nyomi was so very good. I would pay pay a lot of dough for a shower + tantra flow + shower from her. Wish I had another option nearly as good. She retired rather abruptly in the midst of BP and CL nonsense so perhaps that has something to due with not closing up shop properly. She had mad skills in the room and also with nice customer service prior to her retirement.

Was going to try the Dakini Marakesh chick but $550 for 90 is too rich for my blood + she had some bad old reviews on TER if memory serves.

Please return Nyomi.

[HighTemp]

She also offers a bodyrub for 130. She is a solid bet with a curvy body for a happy ending. As long as you don't expect more, you will be happy after seeing her.

Well, too bad, seems she is retired. I booked time via her website yesterday and waited and waited, but no response. Send her 2 text, and still no response. As last resort, I send her an email, immediately got an automatic response says " I have retired. I will not be providing references or replying to emails. ".

Geez, that seems un-professional: if she's retired, take down her website and at least disable the scheduling part. All this waiting and expectation for nothing.

[ACChoops]

Hey, Hoops, clear your Inbox.

Cleared my in box. Sorry about that.

[Johnnyjeffers]

I will be up in NOVA in a couple weeks with some time to spare. Just curious where to find this little spot. Thanks!

Stopped by last week, but too many hobbiests beat me to it. Was told to come back in an hour. Not allowed to post address, but look at barnietherapyva.com.

[Roamin Roman]

It's rare that I get to experience the establishments in NOVA but I'll be at a conference in Tysons next week. My tastes are simple. I'm only looking for a good rub and tug within 15-20 minutes from Tyson. Would strongly prefer a place where I can get unlimited UTC roaming preferably in 40-60 tip range. Any recommendations would be greatly appreciated. You can PM me if you prefer.

Hey, Hoops, clear your Inbox.

[Roamin Roman]

I will be up in NOVA in a couple weeks with some time to spare. Just curious where to find this little spot. Thanks!

I realize you're new here, MrDave, and that you have to start somewhere. But don't get the wrong impression, in the event that this query remains unanswered. Here's why:

Your two posts to date have been questions. Asking for information, before you've contributed anything of substance, is considered bad form. Since you haven't established any "board cred" by sharing any substantive information of your own, most folks will be reluctant to share their information with you. After all, the active members of this board have generally obtained their information by:

(1) doing diligent research,
(2) spending their own hard-earned dollars,
(3) using their own valuable and limited free time, and
(4) taking various levels of risk.

So, when someone who is an unknown quantity, who may indeed be a great guy, comes asking for info, others are going to be a little bit guarded, and understandably so. And they might also think it's a bit presumptuous when someone asks for a handout. It's not that folks here don't like to share. They just like to know that the one they're sharing with is trustworthy and also isn't sponging off the hard work of others.

I mentioned "board cred" before. That's basically Coin of the Realm here, and members earn it by the quantity and the quality of their contributions. Once you've built up some "board cred" and established yourself as a reliable person, you'll find that not only will answers to your questions be forthcoming, but also PMs with more detailed info will come your way. And, really, it's not the number of posts you have that will establish this, but rather it's what you share.

While I can't tell you to post, I can tell you what the benefits of doing so will be, as stated above. One benefit, not stated above but which should be obvious, is that you're likely to get laid or get off a lot more often.

That's about all I can say right now, except to strongly encourage you to read the boards, going back at least six (6) months and preferably a year. That will provide you with answers to a number of basic questions and will also give you a feel for the environment. This can save you not only time and money, but also from hassles (encounters with Uncle LEO, avoiding ROBs, negotiating with a provider, etc.) when you're out pursuing the hobby. Now, the rest is up to you. Good luck, stay safe, and be careful.

And, if you need advise (as opposed to details about providers, etc.), you WILL find that folks here are more than willing to assist.

Roman.

P.S. - One other point. With all due respect your question here is, if I may be blunt, a lazy one. A simple search, in the forum here and on the 'Net itself, will provide the answer.

[Mayhem101]

No, and she will not expect it.

She also offers a bodyrub for 130. She is a solid bet with a curvy body for a happy ending. As long as you don't expect more, you will be happy after seeing her.

[DcManLive]

Searched around forum and seems only good Nuru is Nyomi (www.nyomisnuru.com) by consensus. She advertise 220 for nuru and mutual shower. It's more expensive than usual AMP place. Her description said can do a prostate massage, my question is do you still tip her?

No, and she will not expect it.

[MarkStory99]

Saw her last week, enjoyable experience. Great table shower, and (as others have noted here) massage without any sort of lotion or oil, which is what she prefers. A different sort of experience, and bonus -- didn't have to worry about any unusual odors from the lotion for the rest of the day. Sara is cute if not gorgeous, but her body is tight and firm, and her rear end is especially nice.

Great, upgraded finish was a nice surprise.

Location is buried in the back of an office park, super private and unobtrusive. Virtually no chance of being spotted on the way in or out. I will repeat.