Massage Parlor Reports

[TheOuroboros]

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No, this isn't a forum where you review mongers and give the "dirt" from the other side. Further these guys in NoVa certainly do not need you to bloviate to them on how to monger. Write about the pussy you fucked

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[OldBoomer]

There has been discussion here that we Virginia folk should consider crossing the great divide of the Potomac to experience. Well - more.

I read the PG board where the listed locations are discussed. I did a tour that consisted of visiting each one to inquire about initial price, ask to see their table shower and the massage room. Here is my report:

Diamond. No sign. I had to search the building to find what looked like the place in the basement. The mamasan showed me the rooms. One had a door. Others just a curtain The place felt creepy to me. I passed.

Rising Star -no sign. Good location, second floor. Looked ok. But front door blocked with an iron screen security door. Mamsan would not let me enter unless I agreed to a massage. Could be good, but I moved on.

TWBC -no sign. So so location. Place had a 1950's feel to it. Mamasan did not want to show me around.

TK. Nice office building location. Like TWBC the place looked thrown together. But Mamsan was nice. The standard one hour massage at all these places (except at TK) is 0. 6 for an hour. TK was 0. 7.

VIP. Acupuncture sign. I actually visited this place second and then returned after the others. Good location. Easy Parking. Very nice young mamasan. This looks much like a legit massage place. Very clean, bright and open with light. The mamasan showed me a room which looked better than any I have visited. The table shower was busy, so I told her I would come back. After the other visits above I did come back. I am glad I did. By far the prettiest therapist I have ever had. A very good massage. The table shower explored parts of my body that are typically enclosed in darkness. I did not negotiate with my provider. Instead I gave all the money I had (a reasonable amount bringing the total under $1. 9) and told her to have her way with me. She happily agreed and locked the door. The best AMP experience I have had followed. It was a full experience.

It was splendid. I got her name, but she asked me to to publish it.

So, I do recommend crossing the river occasionally. With the exception of Diamond, any of these places could be good on a given day. VIP was good on the day I visited.

[OldBoomer]

There has been discussion here that we Virginia folk should consider crossing the great divide of the Potomac to experience. Well - more.

I read the PG board where the listed locations are discussed. I did a tour that consisted of visiting each one to inquire about initial price, ask to see their table shower and the massage room. Here is my report:

Diamond. No sign. I had to search the building to find what looked like the place in the basement. The mamasan showed me the rooms. One had a door. Others just a curtain The place felt creepy to me. I passed.

Rising Star -no sign. Good location, second floor. Looked ok. But front door blocked with an iron screen security door. Mamsan would not let me enter unless I agreed to a massage. Could be good, but I moved on.

TWBC -no sign. So so location. Place had a 1950's feel to it. Mamasan did not want to show me around.

TK. Nice office building location. Like TWBC the place looked thrown together. But Mamsan was nice. The standard one hour massage at all these places (except at TK) is 0. 6 for an hour. TK was 0. 7.

VIP. Acupuncture sign. I actually visited this place second and then returned after the others. Good location. Easy Parking. Very nice young mamasan. This looks much like a legit massage place. Very clean, bright and open with light. The mamasan showed me a room which looked better than any I have visited. The table shower was busy, so I told her I would come back. After the other visits above I did come back. I am glad I did. By far the prettiest therapist I have ever had. A very good massage. The table shower explored parts of my body that are typically enclosed in darkness. I did not negotiate with my provider. Instead I gave all the money I had (a reasonable amount bringing the total under $1. 9) and told her to have her way with me. She happily agreed and locked the door. The best AMP experience I have had followed. It was a full experience.

It was splendid. I got her name, but she asked me to to publish it.

So, I do recommend crossing the river occasionally. With the exception of Diamond, any of these places could be good on a given day. VIP was good on the day I visited.

[Serpico99]

I took the plunge to check out a Chinese AMP off of Mathis, near the intersection of Breeden. Think "oriental massage". I saw that this place was recently reviewed on another monger site and it looked promising.

40/ half hour or 60/ hour for entrance fee. My provider was an older Chinese, who was big boned. No real massage, but the soft touch was ok as she took her time to work the soft touch and took direction to make me last and not be a one minute man. Tipped 40. I wouldn't waste time on this place as the provider was nothing to look at and the massage was was ok, a bit weak. I would recommend to avoid.

[Needtorelax]

Sign on the door says "Closed for Construction". I hope they open back up, it was fast becoming my regular spot.

Damn, me too. Was off work early and had the urge to go out there today and got no answer when calling and didn't see them advertising anymore on CL. Really unfortunate.

Mimi there was absolutely fabulous. Nice body, good personality, nice long table showers, and picked up quickly that I enjoyed the backside massaged and worked it in throughout. Best I had found in quite some time.

[Kijimuna]

The French and British left Thailand as a neutral country. Perhaps that's why the sex trade was able to flourish because the only thing needed during wartime is alcohol and sex? There had to be a demand for the sex trade or else they wouldn't have become the sex hotspot that's known as Pattaya.

The largest group of customers in the Thai sex trade are Thai men. Just about every town has a Thai karaoke bar with Thai girls. Prostitution has been going on in Thailand well before farang started showing up.

Pattaya was a R & R spot for US servicemen during the Vietnam war. Soi Cowboy was named after a US serviceman who stayed on in BKK after the Vietnam war and opened a bar on that street.

[Sexingit]

Thailand was never a French colony. Maybe you're thinking of Laos, Cambodia, or Vietnam.

The French and British left Thailand as a neutral country. Perhaps that's why the sex trade was able to flourish because the only thing needed during wartime is alcohol and sex? There had to be a demand for the sex trade or else they wouldn't have become the sex hotspot that's known as Pattaya.

[BuckshotWatson]

Had some time to kill and saw this ad: http://nova.backpage.com/Therapeutic...-8886/45218562 which seemed promising. I checked here to see if anyone left some details but couldn't find any reviews of this place so I took a trip over to Burke and dropped by TTOFTT.

A couple of us have been there, with similar experiences. Search "Burke" on here and most of the 2015-16 hits are about this spa. It does seem they've started to include more cheesecake shots in their advertising, so I was wondering whether they had changed their approach, but I guess not.

[Kijimuna]

I think that Thai people are more likely to be sensual because their romantic language and French colony roots. The Chinese and Koreans are way more blunt, good and bad.

Also lots of these Thai providers have worked in Thailand, and are used to working with people of different types because of the booming tourism and sex trade. Not to say that the Chinese or Koreans don't have tourism or a sex trade but Thai's sexually deviation is much more embraced and accepted than the aforementioned groups.

Many of these Thai girls know English and our customs so they are aware that taunting the customer is insulting.

Thailand was never a French colony. Maybe you're thinking of Laos, Cambodia, or Vietnam.

[Sexingit]

I wonder if it's more of a cultural thing for Chinese and Koreans? Several Thai masseuses are more voluptuous and full-figured (ex. KK, Tara, Nikki) and even the slender ones, at least IME, don't seem to have a big issue with a client's weight. Then again, I may not be the best judge since I'm reasonably in shape for my age. But I've seen a lot of Thai providers and most are eager to please (within their individual limits) and I haven't yet encountered a snarky attitude about anything.

I think that Thai people are more likely to be sensual because their romantic language and French colony roots. The Chinese and Koreans are way more blunt, good and bad.

Also lots of these Thai providers have worked in Thailand, and are used to working with people of different types because of the booming tourism and sex trade. Not to say that the Chinese or Koreans don't have tourism or a sex trade but Thai's sexually deviation is much more embraced and accepted than the aforementioned groups.

Many of these Thai girls know English and our customs so they are aware that taunting the customer is insulting.

[TheOuroboros]

Had some time to kill and saw this ad: http://nova.backpage.com/Therapeutic...-8886/45218562 which seemed promising. I checked here to see if anyone left some details but couldn't find any reviews of this place so I took a trip over to Burke and dropped by TTOFTT. Met a nice young Asian girl, late 20's and asked for an hour. Credit card machine was broke. So she asked for $80 in cash (both can be taken as good signs that extras are available) so I complied. No TS, which perhaps a foreshadow I should have paid closer attention to but I decided to take the plunge anyway since she was cute. Clothes came off and the massage began. It was pretty good, I've definitely had worse but also have had better. It was a good massage for. 6 hr not so much. 8. When 50 min went by with no flip I started getting nervous. But with time almost up she asked me to turn and started massaging my face. I figured I would have to make a move to indicate my intent so I started to roam and lightly touched her bum. She smiled at me and said "you like my ass?" I said hell yeah and that woke Jimmy from his slumber. I took off the towel and pointed and she frowned and told me no. She couldn't do that. She said "I'll get you oil you can do yourself" and I'm like nah thanks, maybe that's someone's fetish out there but I don't need an audience to DIY, I need participation LOL. I got up and left a Jackson since I was feeling generous and she did give me a full hour massage even if I left a little less happy than I wanted to. Seems strictly legit to me and not worth the price of admission, but let me know if anyone's experienced something different. YMMV.

[VAmongerman]

Do any of my monger brothers know the address of this place, I went a very long time ago and totally forgot the location. Pm me or reply.

Thank you.

This the hair salon at c Pike and glebe. Personally I think it's overpriced for what you get. I felt that More is possible though not at the salon. I've also seen another lady there whose name escapes me. Same service level.

There is also betouch. I have been betempted but haven't tried yet. Would welcome any comments.

Vam.

[PittLover057]

I've seen a number of Asian providers over the years and can't ever recall one insulting me for my weight. Other things, yes, but not my weight. And that was before I lost 35 pounds last year.

I should say that it is common for them to speak freely about weight and obesity amongst other asians. I think many asians are aware that this is frowned open in American culture, so you don't see that as much. But in China, Taiwan and other Asian countries that I have been to, I know that they are very open about this.

[Tom McAn]

Yeah, Asians love to talk about how fat someone is right to their face. They know it is an insult here, but just can't resist. But god forbid anyone comments a Thai girls skin is dark. LOL.

I've seen a number of Asian providers over the years and can't ever recall one insulting me for my weight. Other things, yes, but not my weight. And that was before I lost 35 pounds last year.

[Jim Rob]

A year since moving to the area I'm finally had time for the hobby and am ready to contribute something. Saw a Craigslist post by Maryna advertising herself as an attractive Latina. The picture was definitely not real (reverse image search suggests it's the cover to a novel or something), but it piqued my curiosity nonetheless and I decided to TOFTT when I couldn't find anything about her online. There were two numbers, the first one didn't accept texts but the second one answered me and quoted me $. 80 for an hour. Confirmed a time and showed up to the address on the post. Was a little nervous when I saw it was inside a hair salon. I asked the woman at the cash register for Maryna and she asked for the agreed upon price up front, which I thought was another bad sign, but then Maryna came up and she was a very hot 30 something Latina so I figured what the hell. Paid the cash and she led me downstairs to a room with a good amount of privacy. I figured I'd better make my intentions known given the setting so I put a $. 40 tip in plain sight by the table, got naked and lay down without covering myself.

She didn't seem at all put off by that and she pocketed the money so I started to like my odds of leaving satisfied more. She covered me with oil and gave me a solid if unspectacular massage and was not shy at all around the best areas. After she had worked me head to toe she asked me to flip over. She covered me up with a tiny wash cloth, but put a candle on to make the mood lighting even more appropriate. After massaging my chest she went to work on my inner thighs until I couldn't take it anymore and I reached out and started to rub her ass. She asked if I was ready and I said yes and she took off the wash cloth and gave me a really nice finish. Afterwards, she showed me to the shower. It ended up being only 45 minutes but she would have kept going if I'd asked her to and I probably rushed it a little with my aggressiveness so I don't blame her at all.

Very happy I stumbled upon that ad. Maybe I could have gotten away with a smaller tip but I think I got my money's worth. Shouldn't be too hard to find the ad, but feel free to PM.

Do any of my monger brothers know the address of this place, I went a very long time ago and totally forgot the location. Pm me or reply.

Thank you.