Massage Parlor Reports

[Needtorelax]

Sign on the door says "Closed for Construction". I hope they open back up, it was fast becoming my regular spot.

Damn, me too. Was off work early and had the urge to go out there today and got no answer when calling and didn't see them advertising anymore on CL. Really unfortunate.

Mimi there was absolutely fabulous. Nice body, good personality, nice long table showers, and picked up quickly that I enjoyed the backside massaged and worked it in throughout. Best I had found in quite some time.

[Kijimuna]

The French and British left Thailand as a neutral country. Perhaps that's why the sex trade was able to flourish because the only thing needed during wartime is alcohol and sex? There had to be a demand for the sex trade or else they wouldn't have become the sex hotspot that's known as Pattaya.

The largest group of customers in the Thai sex trade are Thai men. Just about every town has a Thai karaoke bar with Thai girls. Prostitution has been going on in Thailand well before farang started showing up.

Pattaya was a R & R spot for US servicemen during the Vietnam war. Soi Cowboy was named after a US serviceman who stayed on in BKK after the Vietnam war and opened a bar on that street.

[Sexingit]

Thailand was never a French colony. Maybe you're thinking of Laos, Cambodia, or Vietnam.

The French and British left Thailand as a neutral country. Perhaps that's why the sex trade was able to flourish because the only thing needed during wartime is alcohol and sex? There had to be a demand for the sex trade or else they wouldn't have become the sex hotspot that's known as Pattaya.

[BuckshotWatson]

Had some time to kill and saw this ad: http://nova.backpage.com/Therapeutic...-8886/45218562 which seemed promising. I checked here to see if anyone left some details but couldn't find any reviews of this place so I took a trip over to Burke and dropped by TTOFTT.

A couple of us have been there, with similar experiences. Search "Burke" on here and most of the 2015-16 hits are about this spa. It does seem they've started to include more cheesecake shots in their advertising, so I was wondering whether they had changed their approach, but I guess not.

[Kijimuna]

I think that Thai people are more likely to be sensual because their romantic language and French colony roots. The Chinese and Koreans are way more blunt, good and bad.

Also lots of these Thai providers have worked in Thailand, and are used to working with people of different types because of the booming tourism and sex trade. Not to say that the Chinese or Koreans don't have tourism or a sex trade but Thai's sexually deviation is much more embraced and accepted than the aforementioned groups.

Many of these Thai girls know English and our customs so they are aware that taunting the customer is insulting.

Thailand was never a French colony. Maybe you're thinking of Laos, Cambodia, or Vietnam.

[Sexingit]

I wonder if it's more of a cultural thing for Chinese and Koreans? Several Thai masseuses are more voluptuous and full-figured (ex. KK, Tara, Nikki) and even the slender ones, at least IME, don't seem to have a big issue with a client's weight. Then again, I may not be the best judge since I'm reasonably in shape for my age. But I've seen a lot of Thai providers and most are eager to please (within their individual limits) and I haven't yet encountered a snarky attitude about anything.

I think that Thai people are more likely to be sensual because their romantic language and French colony roots. The Chinese and Koreans are way more blunt, good and bad.

Also lots of these Thai providers have worked in Thailand, and are used to working with people of different types because of the booming tourism and sex trade. Not to say that the Chinese or Koreans don't have tourism or a sex trade but Thai's sexually deviation is much more embraced and accepted than the aforementioned groups.

Many of these Thai girls know English and our customs so they are aware that taunting the customer is insulting.

[TheOuroboros]

Had some time to kill and saw this ad: http://nova.backpage.com/Therapeutic...-8886/45218562 which seemed promising. I checked here to see if anyone left some details but couldn't find any reviews of this place so I took a trip over to Burke and dropped by TTOFTT. Met a nice young Asian girl, late 20's and asked for an hour. Credit card machine was broke. So she asked for $80 in cash (both can be taken as good signs that extras are available) so I complied. No TS, which perhaps a foreshadow I should have paid closer attention to but I decided to take the plunge anyway since she was cute. Clothes came off and the massage began. It was pretty good, I've definitely had worse but also have had better. It was a good massage for. 6 hr not so much. 8. When 50 min went by with no flip I started getting nervous. But with time almost up she asked me to turn and started massaging my face. I figured I would have to make a move to indicate my intent so I started to roam and lightly touched her bum. She smiled at me and said "you like my ass?" I said hell yeah and that woke Jimmy from his slumber. I took off the towel and pointed and she frowned and told me no. She couldn't do that. She said "I'll get you oil you can do yourself" and I'm like nah thanks, maybe that's someone's fetish out there but I don't need an audience to DIY, I need participation LOL. I got up and left a Jackson since I was feeling generous and she did give me a full hour massage even if I left a little less happy than I wanted to. Seems strictly legit to me and not worth the price of admission, but let me know if anyone's experienced something different. YMMV.

[VAmongerman]

Do any of my monger brothers know the address of this place, I went a very long time ago and totally forgot the location. Pm me or reply.

Thank you.

This the hair salon at c Pike and glebe. Personally I think it's overpriced for what you get. I felt that More is possible though not at the salon. I've also seen another lady there whose name escapes me. Same service level.

There is also betouch. I have been betempted but haven't tried yet. Would welcome any comments.

Vam.

[PittLover057]

I've seen a number of Asian providers over the years and can't ever recall one insulting me for my weight. Other things, yes, but not my weight. And that was before I lost 35 pounds last year.

I should say that it is common for them to speak freely about weight and obesity amongst other asians. I think many asians are aware that this is frowned open in American culture, so you don't see that as much. But in China, Taiwan and other Asian countries that I have been to, I know that they are very open about this.

[Tom McAn]

Yeah, Asians love to talk about how fat someone is right to their face. They know it is an insult here, but just can't resist. But god forbid anyone comments a Thai girls skin is dark. LOL.

I've seen a number of Asian providers over the years and can't ever recall one insulting me for my weight. Other things, yes, but not my weight. And that was before I lost 35 pounds last year.

[Jim Rob]

A year since moving to the area I'm finally had time for the hobby and am ready to contribute something. Saw a Craigslist post by Maryna advertising herself as an attractive Latina. The picture was definitely not real (reverse image search suggests it's the cover to a novel or something), but it piqued my curiosity nonetheless and I decided to TOFTT when I couldn't find anything about her online. There were two numbers, the first one didn't accept texts but the second one answered me and quoted me $. 80 for an hour. Confirmed a time and showed up to the address on the post. Was a little nervous when I saw it was inside a hair salon. I asked the woman at the cash register for Maryna and she asked for the agreed upon price up front, which I thought was another bad sign, but then Maryna came up and she was a very hot 30 something Latina so I figured what the hell. Paid the cash and she led me downstairs to a room with a good amount of privacy. I figured I'd better make my intentions known given the setting so I put a $. 40 tip in plain sight by the table, got naked and lay down without covering myself.

She didn't seem at all put off by that and she pocketed the money so I started to like my odds of leaving satisfied more. She covered me with oil and gave me a solid if unspectacular massage and was not shy at all around the best areas. After she had worked me head to toe she asked me to flip over. She covered me up with a tiny wash cloth, but put a candle on to make the mood lighting even more appropriate. After massaging my chest she went to work on my inner thighs until I couldn't take it anymore and I reached out and started to rub her ass. She asked if I was ready and I said yes and she took off the wash cloth and gave me a really nice finish. Afterwards, she showed me to the shower. It ended up being only 45 minutes but she would have kept going if I'd asked her to and I probably rushed it a little with my aggressiveness so I don't blame her at all.

Very happy I stumbled upon that ad. Maybe I could have gotten away with a smaller tip but I think I got my money's worth. Shouldn't be too hard to find the ad, but feel free to PM.

Do any of my monger brothers know the address of this place, I went a very long time ago and totally forgot the location. Pm me or reply.

Thank you.

[TheOuroboros]

Got some snarky comments about my belly from Joyce, and it's definitely a cultural thing. I've lost the weight, but this damn spare tire ain't going anywhere!

Just laugh it off and have fun, otherwise it ruins the mood.

Let's be honest, if we all had super model bodies and six packs to go with our six packs, we probably wouldn't be mongering in the first place. I can assure you these ladies deal with plenty of us big bellied bruisers so don't feel singled out. Embrace it, It's a testament to our comfortable life style that we can afford and if you ask any of them ladies, I'm sure they'd trade places with you any day of the week.

We all float down here.

[Jim Rob]

Got some snarky comments about my belly from Joyce, and it's definitely a cultural thing. I've lost the weight, but this damn spare tire ain't going anywhere!

Just laugh it off and have fun, otherwise it ruins the mood.

I will just laugh it off, I hope she returns the same laughter when I call her a leather jacket and tell her old she looks 😂

[JmSuttr]

Agreed. I was merely venting local frustration of high ($80) hourly rates from K MPs to $60 Plus tip for release. Of course we can all goto Greenbelt anytime LOL.

Other places including Vegas the hourly for massage is $19-40 hour. In Cali, $30 hr so I pay $60 all in for HJ and FS with rimming from my fav regular I have seen for last 3 yrs.

PC out.

Like real estate, so much about the hobby depends on location. Areas with lower costs (for the ladies), as long as there's a sufficient supply of providers to ensure competition, should result in lower prices for clients. But I've also seen low-cost areas with higher prices because of a scarcity of providers. And high-cost areas, like NY and LA, often have an oversupply that tends to depress prices. IMHO, that's the main reason the DMV has so many visiting girls from CA.

And local conditions can have even more bizarre effects. For example, one K-girl I used to see worked during the week at an AMP in Seven Corners and at a spa in PG County on the weekends. FS available in MD but not in VA for the same girl, go figure. She said it was different MMS rules.

I guess the best a monger can do is to figure out their local market as much as possible and resolve to never, ever, overpay. FWIW, there are plenty of AMPs in VA where the house fee for one hr is $60, or even $50 when they're running a special. So standard relief can be had for $90-$100, all in. Even for an $80 place, there's absolutely no need to ever pay more than $40 for a NOVA std HJ.

By using $90-$120 as a baseline, that then helps in deciding how much to pay for upgrades. For mongers who consistently find themselves overpaying, they should just smack themselves upside the head and admit that the providers are getting the better of them. And that's what's happening when an FBSM provider tries to pretend her $120 hourly rate is ONLY for the massage. That's pure BS, and she knows it. It's then on the client to communicate that he also knows it's BS and isn't going to be played.

And, of course, there are always the success stories where a combination of good homework and good luck will help you find a gem like your fave in CA. And hitting those kinds of jackpots is one of the things that keep us playing the game!

[JmSuttr]

Got some snarky comments about my belly from Joyce, and it's definitely a cultural thing. I've lost the weight, but this damn spare tire ain't going anywhere!

Just laugh it off and have fun, otherwise it ruins the mood.

I wonder if it's more of a cultural thing for Chinese and Koreans? Several Thai masseuses are more voluptuous and full-figured (ex. KK, Tara, Nikki) and even the slender ones, at least IME, don't seem to have a big issue with a client's weight. Then again, I may not be the best judge since I'm reasonably in shape for my age. But I've seen a lot of Thai providers and most are eager to please (within their individual limits) and I haven't yet encountered a snarky attitude about anything.