Massage Parlor Reports

**TheOuroboros** · 02-19-18 10:29

Originally Posted by Mallet70 [View Original Post]

Got some snarky comments about my belly from Joyce, and it's definitely a cultural thing. I've lost the weight, but this damn spare tire ain't going anywhere!

Just laugh it off and have fun, otherwise it ruins the mood.

Let's be honest, if we all had super model bodies and six packs to go with our six packs, we probably wouldn't be mongering in the first place. I can assure you these ladies deal with plenty of us big bellied bruisers so don't feel singled out. Embrace it, It's a testament to our comfortable life style that we can afford and if you ask any of them ladies, I'm sure they'd trade places with you any day of the week.

We all float down here.

**Jim Rob** · 02-19-18 10:13

Originally Posted by Mallet70 [View Original Post]

Got some snarky comments about my belly from Joyce, and it's definitely a cultural thing. I've lost the weight, but this damn spare tire ain't going anywhere!

Just laugh it off and have fun, otherwise it ruins the mood.

I will just laugh it off, I hope she returns the same laughter when I call her a leather jacket and tell her old she looks 😂

**JmSuttr** · 02-18-18 13:48

Originally Posted by Pcpc1688 [View Original Post]

Agreed. I was merely venting local frustration of high ($80) hourly rates from K MPs to $60 Plus tip for release. Of course we can all goto Greenbelt anytime LOL.

Other places including Vegas the hourly for massage is $19-40 hour. In Cali, $30 hr so I pay $60 all in for HJ and FS with rimming from my fav regular I have seen for last 3 yrs.

PC out.

Like real estate, so much about the hobby depends on location. Areas with lower costs (for the ladies), as long as there's a sufficient supply of providers to ensure competition, should result in lower prices for clients. But I've also seen low-cost areas with higher prices because of a scarcity of providers. And high-cost areas, like NY and LA, often have an oversupply that tends to depress prices. IMHO, that's the main reason the DMV has so many visiting girls from CA.

And local conditions can have even more bizarre effects. For example, one K-girl I used to see worked during the week at an AMP in Seven Corners and at a spa in PG County on the weekends. FS available in MD but not in VA for the same girl, go figure. She said it was different MMS rules.

I guess the best a monger can do is to figure out their local market as much as possible and resolve to never, ever, overpay. FWIW, there are plenty of AMPs in VA where the house fee for one hr is $60, or even $50 when they're running a special. So standard relief can be had for $90-$100, all in. Even for an $80 place, there's absolutely no need to ever pay more than $40 for a NOVA std HJ.

By using $90-$120 as a baseline, that then helps in deciding how much to pay for upgrades. For mongers who consistently find themselves overpaying, they should just smack themselves upside the head and admit that the providers are getting the better of them. And that's what's happening when an FBSM provider tries to pretend her $120 hourly rate is ONLY for the massage. That's pure BS, and she knows it. It's then on the client to communicate that he also knows it's BS and isn't going to be played.

And, of course, there are always the success stories where a combination of good homework and good luck will help you find a gem like your fave in CA. And hitting those kinds of jackpots is one of the things that keep us playing the game!

**JmSuttr** · 02-18-18 12:48

Originally Posted by Mallet70 [View Original Post]

Got some snarky comments about my belly from Joyce, and it's definitely a cultural thing. I've lost the weight, but this damn spare tire ain't going anywhere!

Just laugh it off and have fun, otherwise it ruins the mood.

I wonder if it's more of a cultural thing for Chinese and Koreans? Several Thai masseuses are more voluptuous and full-figured (ex. KK, Tara, Nikki) and even the slender ones, at least IME, don't seem to have a big issue with a client's weight. Then again, I may not be the best judge since I'm reasonably in shape for my age. But I've seen a lot of Thai providers and most are eager to please (within their individual limits) and I haven't yet encountered a snarky attitude about anything.

**Pcpc1688** · 02-18-18 10:57

Originally Posted by JmSuttr [View Original Post]

IMHO, one of the universal truths about the hobby is that the price you pay is directly proportional to the amount and quality of the homework you do. There are plenty of well-priced options in the DMV but our problem, again IMHO, is that we have a significant number of mongers with more $ than time or sense. And that combination results in overpaying, which leads to (some) providers overcharging, etc.

For better or worse, the hobby is an essentially free market, with no govt or regulatory constraints except for the ever-present need to avoid LEO. Willing buyers and sellers are free to exchange their services and goods for whatever the market will bear. Which means that, if there's any complaint about the level of prices, the problem is more likely to be with the buyer's side of things.

Agreed. I was merely venting local frustration of high ($80) hourly rates from K MPs to $60 Plus tip for release. Of course we can all goto Greenbelt anytime LOL.

Other places including Vegas the hourly for massage is $19-40 hour. In Cali, $30 hr so I pay $60 all in for HJ and FS with rimming from my fav regular I have seen for last 3 yrs.

PC out.

**Mallet70** · 02-18-18 08:05

Originally Posted by JmSuttr [View Original Post]

IMHO, one of the universal truths about the hobby is that the price you pay is directly proportional to the amount and quality of the homework you do. There are plenty of well-priced options in the DMV but our problem, again IMHO, is that we have a significant number of mongers with more $ than time or sense. And that combination results in overpaying, which leads to (some) providers overcharging, etc.

For better or worse, the hobby is an essentially free market, with no govt or regulatory constraints except for the ever-present need to avoid LEO. Willing buyers and sellers are free to exchange their services and goods for whatever the market will bear. Which means that, if there's any complaint about the level of prices, the problem is more likely to be with the buyer's side of things.

Got some snarky comments about my belly from Joyce, and it's definitely a cultural thing. I've lost the weight, but this damn spare tire ain't going anywhere!

Just laugh it off and have fun, otherwise it ruins the mood.

**JmSuttr** · 02-18-18 06:57

Originally Posted by Pcpc1688 [View Original Post]

For all you guys that have to take 120 HJs and being called fat on top of getting fucked by Thai girls in not a good way haha.

I'm so happy I'm not in this shithole of over priced HJs and BJs and FS (yeah right) pit of hell. It was bearable 10 yrs ago, today it's 120-160 for a HJ and its a bargain, NOT.

Anyway, its being taken for granted that sucks.

PC out.

IMHO, one of the universal truths about the hobby is that the price you pay is directly proportional to the amount and quality of the homework you do. There are plenty of well-priced options in the DMV but our problem, again IMHO, is that we have a significant number of mongers with more $ than time or sense. And that combination results in overpaying, which leads to (some) providers overcharging, etc.

For better or worse, the hobby is an essentially free market, with no govt or regulatory constraints except for the ever-present need to avoid LEO. Willing buyers and sellers are free to exchange their services and goods for whatever the market will bear. Which means that, if there's any complaint about the level of prices, the problem is more likely to be with the buyer's side of things.

**Member #5678** · 02-18-18 02:27

No luck at AM this afternoon. Friendly and solid massage with a bit of thigh teasing, but nothing more. Is the lady who was mentioned as being a bit more friendly still there?

**JohnCena007** · 02-18-18 01:14

Originally Posted by PittLover057 [View Original Post]

Someone told me that was Patty that worked in Annandale and Fairfax before. Anyone confirm that yet?

Thanks PittLover.

**JohnCena007** · 02-18-18 00:56

Originally Posted by BunkerBuster [View Original Post]

You should be using Google to search the phone number, and Google Image to reverse-search pix before asking for help.

The number brings up ads with a different name and pic.

Image search brings up an Instagram model in Atlanta with 65,000 followers (80,000 on Twitter), and she's Filipina. The likelihood she's doing rub and tugs up here is pretty much zero.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BKW7awEA...missnikihughes

Thanks, Bunker Buster. This helps.

**PittLover057** · 02-17-18 22:02

Originally Posted by Kijimuna [View Original Post]

Yeah, Asians love to talk about how fat someone is right to their face. They know it is an insult here, but just can't resist. But god forbid anyone comments a Thai girls skin is dark. LOL.

Yeah that's a cultural thing. They are very quick to point out someone's fatness from what I've seen in my trips to Asia.

**PittLover057** · 02-17-18 16:28

Originally Posted by JohnCena007 [View Original Post]

Hey Guys,

Has anyone tried Niki Thai near Centerville? Any review comments are appreciated. She has VOIP number.

http://nova.backpage.com/Therapeutic...ation/45329602

Someone told me that was Patty that worked in Annandale and Fairfax before. Anyone confirm that yet?

**Pcpc1688** · 02-17-18 14:13

For all you guys that have to take 120 HJs and being called fat on top of getting fucked by Thai girls in not a good way haha.

I'm so happy I'm not in this shithole of over priced HJs and BJs and FS (yeah right) pit of hell. It was bearable 10 yrs ago, today it's 120-160 for a HJ and it’s a bargain, NOT.

Anyway, it’s being taken for granted that sucks.

PC out.

**Bunker Buster** · 02-17-18 03:59

Originally Posted by JohnCena007 [View Original Post]

Hey Guys,

Has anyone tried Niki Thai near Centerville? Any review comments are appreciated. She has VOIP number.

http://nova.backpage.com/Therapeutic...ation/45329602

You should be using Google to search the phone number, and Google Image to reverse-search pix before asking for help.

The number brings up ads with a different name and pic.

Image search brings up an Instagram model in Atlanta with 65,000 followers (80,000 on Twitter), and she's Filipina. The likelihood she's doing rub and tugs up here is pretty much zero.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BKW7awEA...missnikihughes

**JohnCena007** · 02-17-18 00:38

Hey Guys,

Has anyone tried Niki Thai near Centerville? Any review comments are appreciated. She has VOIP number.

http://nova.backpage.com/Therapeutic...ation/45329602