Massage Parlor Reports

[Niteluvr]

Well I went down swinging. Tried 2 of my old haunts today after having not played in a while. Zen and Pearl. Good massage at both locations, but zero on the ending. Both ladies looked familiar, and I've almost always left happy at both places, but not today. Quite disappointed and now looking for alternatives for tomorrow.

Who turned you down at Pearl?

[Mnemonic22]

Well I went down swinging. Tried 2 of my old haunts today after having not played in a while. Zen and Pearl. Good massage at both locations, but zero on the ending. Both ladies looked familiar, and I've almost always left happy at both places, but not today. Quite disappointed and now looking for alternatives for tomorrow.

[Niteluvr]

Luba love to turn you into a gay man shoving that dildo up your behind lolz.

Luba's appearance could certainly put a scare into an unsuspecting monger. Not my thing but plenty of mongers make use of her services.

[SouthHunter]

Luba love to turn you into a gay man shoving that dildo up your behind lolz.

I think the ad pictures are kind to her in terms of what she looks like. I saw her once and agree that she is definitely very nice, pleasant and relatively inexpensive.

She welcomed me in, I got comfortable and we chatted a bit- or a lot. She talks. After a bit she brought out a tool bag and kindly suggested that I try one out. Imagine Dr. Ruth suggesting that she strap one on with a big grin and a bright positive attitude.

Got through the standard finish and the total was what you would pay at a CAMP.

If you want to role-play that you were abducted by aliens and probed she can probably set you up.

[Dudeatl]

Fair enough. I suppose I was also subconsciously relying on the monger to view her BP ad.

I think the ad pictures are kind to her in terms of what she looks like. I saw her once and agree that she is definitely very nice, pleasant and relatively inexpensive.

She welcomed me in, I got comfortable and we chatted a bit- or a lot. She talks. After a bit she brought out a tool bag and kindly suggested that I try one out. Imagine Dr. Ruth suggesting that she strap one on with a big grin and a bright positive attitude.

Got through the standard finish and the total was what you would pay at a CAMP.

If you want to role-play that you were abducted by aliens and probed she can probably set you up.

[Gayuma]

I'd be worried about shooting myself in the eye!

It has happened, but only if you're lucky. And younger than me. Good luck.

[AtlantaGator]

Be a gentleman and give the requestor an accurate, physical description of Luba and that she might want to plow his ass. You don't want to set him up for failure, do you?

Fair enough. I suppose I was also subconsciously relying on the monger to view her BP ad.

[Niteluvr]

Cowgirl on the outside = dry humping. Just think of when you were in elementary school and a little girl sat in your lap and you told her to ride you like a pony. Same scenario.

Kinda thought that so wonder why he just didn't say dry humping. Reminds me of a Chinese girlfriend I had a few years back in Lawrenceville. She had the biggest pussy lips I'd ever seen on an Asian. She'd get off wrapping them around my dick (covering almost 70% of the girth) and would get these earth-shaking orgasms as my dick rubbed up and down her clit. Super nice ass, great fuck but had small tits.

[Sunkist]

I'm going to Dallas next month, any place in particular you can recommend?

Feel free to PM me.

[Sunkist]

I'm going to Dallas next month, any place in particular you can recommend?

Google "eccie dallas asian massage" and thank me later.

[JumboNiner1]

Be a gentleman and give the requestor an accurate, physical description of Luba and that she might want to plow his ass. You don't want to set him up for failure, do you?

I've seen Luba many times and she'll ask "so, do you vant me to play vith your ass today?" You just say no, and then she'll ask you want you want. Not everybodys bag due to her age, but she definitely delivers and is very open to most things. Definitely worth the money.

[Isodt]

https://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/t...491835646.html

I had heard Angels in Roswell had closed down. As I used to go there from time to time, thought I'd try out this new CAMP that took over the space. Only girl working was Regina. Thin, moderately attractive & appeared to speak some english. Standard ok massage. Nothing to write home about. No teasing whatsoever on the facedown and was very careful not to even graze. I asked and pointed specifically at the area I wanted more attention 3 x and was ignored. She wasn't offended, just acted like she didn't understand or didn't hear me. Oh well. Did the flip and didn't really expect anything more as she first went to the scalp bullshit and I waived her off. Was expecting more of the therapeutic when she asked "you want anything else"? Why yes, now that you mention it, I do. She started touching and jr. Came to life. I inquired about possibility of a different style ending, she says "oh no, I don't do that, just touch with hands" - told her I'd pay more in tip. Nada. Ok then, no problem. Decent technique, have had worse, somewhat mechanical but it got the job done. Quick shower (stand up / not table shower) and I was at the check out desk. She had trouble with the CC machine (I definitely should have brought cash). Finally got it working and asked "how much I do?" told her, well massage is 50 and. She says "oh, thank you!" and proceeds to enter. 5 for massage and. 5 for tip. Before she completed the transaction, I told her "no, no, . 4 for tip if that's what you're asking. Not. 5" Got a sad, disappointed look and she gives me the: "but I do good massage for you! Yeah, no. Average massage, failed to take direction / or just ignored my request for work in a specific area, refused even OTC, and flatly refused an opportunity to make twice the tip= .4 tip from me. Am I a cheap bastard?

Likely won't be a repeat for me.

Not IMHO, I've done that same thing several times when trying out a new AMP. If I get the basics, she gets basic. I don't mind tipping well for good service, but for the minimum that's exactly what they should expect.

[Big Comanche]

Budget pussy gal has left town, no need to inquire about her anymore. Some 25 yo took her out west, As per what a member told me. So long. Maybe I'll give away another soon. Just maybe.

The one we talked about that I just saw on Sunday? If so, there goes my weekend plans.

[HobbyMan51]

I'd be worried about shooting myself in the eye!

Fortunately, or maybe unfortunately, I don't have to worry about that.

[ParkerJones823]

Does she give you a discount if you let her drive? LOL.

LOL! No sir. It's a really good deal for $100, she is older and a little on the heavy side but she is all about fetishes and is very open to admit she loves the ass. I didn't get the FS as I was wanting to try the prostate massage and she didn't dissapoint for sure. Very pleasant to talk to as well.