Massage Parlor Reports

[Wicked1]

Don't be so hard on the guy. I'm on this site regularly, have figured out all the codes and a lot of the "code," I consider myself a Google ninja, and I still haven't been able to figure it out. I'm dying to know, but I'm too proud to ask.

I'm not to proud to ask! Someone please PM this old dog!

Gracias!

[JamesHunt76]

Hey all! Visiting and staying in West Hollywood (from Indianapolis) and looking for some massage spots to check out. Or if anyone has a lady they'd recommend to come over or me go to them, whatever! I just don't want a 45 year old Chinese lady with mom jeans on (like we have back home). PM me! Thanks gents!

[NewCleve]

Betty and diana back at Ht?

Are they still upselling here?

Last time I went the ladies were asking for. 120 or an extra 20. They pushed really hard for this tip.

Yes, Betty insisted on the upcharge. Smoking hot.

[Willie23]

I have Been her a few times! I had Chanel caramel skin with bolts on c cups. Age is ok for a quick release nothing special looks are an 71/2 service is 7. Had Coco also she is an 7 also light skin Latina. 7 service. Know I went this past Thursday forgot her name think it was Monica or something she is an 9 in looks. Service needs some improvement she but her body makes up for everyone else skinny with a small waist and big natural ass. Wow I getting hard just thinkin of her.

Funny. I dropped in last Thurs. And I guess MMS decided I was LE. I got told 'no massage here. ' Went down the street to Lucky & got a very happy ending.

[PlayerN818]

The postings here fall into three categories:

1. A dude posts about getting his balls licked and getting laid by a gal and posts no information about her. Very helpful.

2. A dude posts about a girl rimming him so hard he felt her tongue against his sternum with a link to an ad that is gone. Also very helpful.

3. A dude posts in code about an MP that is eight (8) miles from the westside, about one (1) mile from any place in weho, and on a street where you can drive fifty-five (55) MPH if it is at night and there are no cars, because Santa monica blvd can be crowded. Actually, it is usually much less clear, but you can basically figure out the address from the preceding sentence.

4. I post and give information or offer it via PM, but no one gives 2 fucks.

Hundred, I would give you one of my two fucks, but I'm getting old and need to ration them out. Thanks for your input, as usual.

[Gman008]

I have Been her a few times! I had Chanel caramel skin with bolts on c cups. Age is ok for a quick release nothing special looks are an 71/2 service is 7. Had Coco also she is an 7 also light skin Latina. 7 service. Know I went this past Thursday forgot her name think it was Monica or something she is an 9 in looks. Service needs some improvement she but her body makes up for everyone else skinny with a small waist and big natural ass. Wow I getting hard just thinkin of her.

[BoulderBoy]

3. A dude posts in code about an MP that is eight (8) miles from the westside, about one (1) mile from any place in weho, and on a street where you can drive fifty-five (55) MPH if it is at night and there are no cars, because Santa monica blvd can be crowded. Actually, it is usually much less clear, but you can basically figure out the address from the preceding sentence.

4. I post and give information or offer it via PM, but no one gives 2 fucks.

Clever. Thanks for the clues! I, for one, always appreciate your posts.

[HonduranFan]

Is it in Torrance maybe?

Whoa! I almost had a hard on reading your post. Where is this location BTW?

[CandyMan555]

Amy Acupressure in Gardena, maybe?

Thank You CM.

[BenderOver]

I've never really understood the codes- especially the money code. For one the money code is broken down in the abriviations section, and I still don't know what people are saying, and people constantly use it incorrectly.

Can someone please explain to me why we don't just say how much stuff cost in Regular money?

As for the Vague Clue Game on the Massage Parlors.

I guess in theory it makes sense. But it's not universally adopted to use them- honestly the people using clues like "the Burger Joint" are in the minority here. And in the case of most of these places- these businesses have zero problem advertising on BackPage but we are supposed to go through this cryptic Encyclopedia Brown decoder ring BS to hide their identity??

For the "Mysterious Health Center".

Someone back on page-4 of this thread named it- (hint- it goes by its address) but now we Are all supposed to keep it this tight lipped secret? And Haze people who can't figure it out?

I just don't get it.

I usually keep good finds on the down low so people who are really committed as benefitting participants can partake while the casual douchebag looking for a free handout can't. It's not that I'm being a dick, as I do realize to get more committed hobbyists, everyone starts as a casual one time or another. Having said that, I just don't like to set up my atf to be swamped by a bunch of newbie knuckleheads in fear that it might close them down.

As for the dollar thing, I agree. I stopped using that ridiculous $. 4 thing when people had to explain everytime if it was 140 or 40. Besides, the autocorrect on this site just adds to the confusion. Admin, please turn off the autocorrect for forum posts!

[Mr Sixty]

Someone back on page-4 of this thread named it- (hint- it goes by its address) but now we Are all supposed to keep it this tight lipped secret? And Haze people who can't figure it out?

I just don't get it.

Thank you.

[Mr Sixty]

The postings here fall into three categories:

1. A dude posts about getting his balls licked and getting laid by a gal and posts no information about her. Very helpful.

2. A dude posts about a girl rimming him so hard he felt her tongue against his sternum with a link to an ad that is gone. Also very helpful.

3. A dude posts in code about an MP that is eight (8) miles from the westside, about one (1) mile from any place in weho, and on a street where you can drive fifty-five (55) MPH if it is at night and there are no cars, because Santa monica blvd can be crowded. Actually, it is usually much less clear, but you can basically figure out the address from the preceding sentence.

4. I post and give information or offer it via PM, but no one gives 2 fucks.

Thank you for your service. And the address.

[Mr Sixty]

I visit from the east coast,last year I found a good spot and had a great time, f / s etc. Some one named Coffey worked there was supposed to work only on thursdays and was the mamasan the rest of the time, Can some one point me in the right direction? I forgot the name Any other recommendations for the Torrence area.

Thanks for your help! CM.

Amy Acupressure in Gardena, maybe?

[Member #5725]

I've never really understood the codes- especially the money code. For one the money code is broken down in the abriviations section, and I still don't know what people are saying, and people constantly use it incorrectly.

Can someone please explain to me why we don't just say how much stuff cost in Regular money?

As for the Vague Clue Game on the Massage Parlors.

I guess in theory it makes sense. But it's not universally adopted to use them- honestly the people using clues like "the Burger Joint" are in the minority here. And in the case of most of these places- these businesses have zero problem advertising on BackPage but we are supposed to go through this cryptic Encyclopedia Brown decoder ring BS to hide their identity??

For the "Mysterious Health Center".

Someone back on page-4 of this thread named it- (hint- it goes by its address) but now we Are all supposed to keep it this tight lipped secret? And Haze people who can't figure it out?

I just don't get it.

[Member #5794]

The postings here fall into three categories:

1. A dude posts about getting his balls licked and getting laid by a gal and posts no information about her. Very helpful.

2. A dude posts about a girl rimming him so hard he felt her tongue against his sternum with a link to an ad that is gone. Also very helpful.

3. A dude posts in code about an MP that is eight (8) miles from the westside, about one (1) mile from any place in weho, and on a street where you can drive fifty-five (55) MPH if it is at night and there are no cars, because Santa monica blvd can be crowded. Actually, it is usually much less clear, but you can basically figure out the address from the preceding sentence.

4. I post and give information or offer it via PM, but no one gives 2 fucks.