Massage Parlor Reports

**Mr Sixty** · 12-15-17 15:14

Originally Posted by CandyMan555 [View Original Post]

I visit from the east coast,last year I found a good spot and had a great time, f / s etc. Some one named Coffey worked there was supposed to work only on thursdays and was the mamasan the rest of the time, Can some one point me in the right direction? I forgot the name Any other recommendations for the Torrence area.

Thanks for your help! CM.

Amy Acupressure in Gardena, maybe?

**Member #5725** · 12-14-17 22:46

I've never really understood the codes- especially the money code. For one the money code is broken down in the abriviations section, and I still don't know what people are saying, and people constantly use it incorrectly.

Can someone please explain to me why we don't just say how much stuff cost in Regular money?

As for the Vague Clue Game on the Massage Parlors.

I guess in theory it makes sense. But it's not universally adopted to use them- honestly the people using clues like "the Burger Joint" are in the minority here. And in the case of most of these places- these businesses have zero problem advertising on BackPage but we are supposed to go through this cryptic Encyclopedia Brown decoder ring BS to hide their identity??

For the "Mysterious Health Center".

Someone back on page-4 of this thread named it- (hint- it goes by its address) but now we Are all supposed to keep it this tight lipped secret? And Haze people who can't figure it out?

I just don't get it.

**Member #5794** · 12-14-17 22:39

The postings here fall into three categories:

1. A dude posts about getting his balls licked and getting laid by a gal and posts no information about her. Very helpful.

2. A dude posts about a girl rimming him so hard he felt her tongue against his sternum with a link to an ad that is gone. Also very helpful.

3. A dude posts in code about an MP that is eight (8) miles from the westside, about one (1) mile from any place in weho, and on a street where you can drive fifty-five (55) MPH if it is at night and there are no cars, because Santa monica blvd can be crowded. Actually, it is usually much less clear, but you can basically figure out the address from the preceding sentence.

4. I post and give information or offer it via PM, but no one gives 2 fucks.

**CandyMan555** · 12-14-17 22:31

I visit from the east coast,last year I found a good spot and had a great time, f / s etc. Some one named Coffey worked there was supposed to work only on thursdays and was the mamasan the rest of the time, Can some one point me in the right direction? I forgot the name Any other recommendations for the Torrence area.

Thanks for your help! CM.

**Mr Sixty** · 12-14-17 22:09

Originally Posted by SeckSee1 [View Original Post]

C'Mon bro. I am from LA, haven't been home in a couple of years, got back two days ago. I already figured it out. All it takes is a little bit of google and checking your findings against other sites.

Don't be so hard on the guy. I'm on this site regularly, have figured out all the codes and a lot of the "code," I consider myself a Google ninja, and I still haven't been able to figure it out. I'm dying to know, but I'm too proud to ask.

**SeckSee1** · 12-14-17 18:55

Originally Posted by EscapeArtist [View Original Post]

I've seen a few mentions on here about that Mysterious Health Center with hot hot girls, can anyone help with the actual location or name of the place? New here and trying to understand all the code talk, sorry.

C'Mon bro. I am from LA, haven't been home in a couple of years, got back two days ago. I already figured it out. All it takes is a little bit of google and checking your findings against other sites.

**EscapeArtist** · 12-14-17 13:29

I've seen a few mentions on here about that Mysterious Health Center with hot hot girls, can anyone help with the actual location or name of the place? New here and trying to understand all the code talk, sorry.

**Tlk55** · 12-14-17 00:37

Originally Posted by BigBadNut [View Original Post]

Went to Fox on Sm Blvd. Had a nice meaty Latina with work do the deed. Pretty nice all round would repeat. Decent play and work, a little fast but fun zzz and great tat as. This is dead center in Boys Town.

This place is unclean with used condoms and panties on the floor, and the latina there on Wednesday, very small and petite cannot speak english well. She's there on Wednesday and completely ripped me off, and cannot speak english at all so there was a communication barrier, said that I finished and I was trying to show her that I didn't finish and all she did was put on a shitty performance, she rushed me and she was very rude. You will be very disappointed. Unhappy ending this place and the provider, She is there on Wednesday, heads up guys she will rip you off, don't go here. Had an ok experience time but after this I will not repeat. If you do decide to go choose another provider, if you come across the one that only speaks spanish ask for someone else. Very rude clock watcher other places in the weho area are much much better. AND CLEAN.

**Member #5794** · 12-10-17 13:38

I am working on some rules for MP mongering, but here is my outline:

1. Never accept the "free" water. If the tech offers you water on the way out, refuse it. It is bullshit. And it is not free.

2. Never decline a table shower. I would be banned immediately if I was able to say what kind of horrific death should be visited on any monger who refuses a table shower. Just take it. It will tell you if there is going to be action. It will also increase the likelihood of a rim job.

3. Never wear the boxers they give you.

4. Always ask the tech's name so you can tell us bros about it and we can use her name as the code.

5. Always say you have been there before, even if the place says on BP that it is the place's grand opening with 87 hot chicks.

6. If you get rimmed, post about it.

7. Never fuck the mamasan. Now, on some occasions, lightly staffed places will have the mamasan handle you. This is just them being cheap.

8. Never fuck the papasan. Some places have a guy supervisor. If you fuck him, do not post about it.

9. IF the gal tells you to take care of yourself, leave.

10. Always request a line up.

11. If you are going to walk out, do it before you start the session. Do not even give them the opportunity to place you with a hag if you get a line up, and if you see a gal come in looking like she just recovered from cleft palate, either just suffer through it or walk out. Do not make a big stink about the whole thing, it distracts other mongers.

12. Always ask for "soft massage".

13. If posting a review of a Latina joint, leave out the part where she says "fuck me papi" or "give it to me daddy" - something about this just bothers me.

14. Never clean yourself up. They have towels and they have hands.

15. Never leave a tip.

16. Max labor fee is 60 for a handie, 80 for head, 100 for the full game of strategy. That being said, if the girl is truly hot, 120 for FS is OK.

17. Consider paying for the hour. It is usually like 20 bucks more, but I have heard it may be better. I myself have never done more than 30 minutes.

**Member #5725** · 12-07-17 23:40

Originally Posted by coolshemp [View Original Post]

Does anyone know what happened to Relief Thai on Western? My ATF was there but now it looks as though they are closed for good. Were they shut down?

Yeh- I called 2 days ago and got no answer. Bummed. I liked that place, actually been going there for over a decade through different names and owners.

Recently liked Tonya. Who was your ATF?

-50.

**Senkai12** · 12-07-17 18:24

Originally Posted by RuffRuffRuff [View Original Post]

Had a good little time at That Mysterious Health Center last night with one of the finest Latina spinners I've ever met. I must say that the attitude in this place is great. The girls aren't nervous or agitated, they're super laid back and honestly they make it fun. I will say that anytime I step into an AMP I do my best to make the girls feel comfortable by joking around. I think that goes a long ways. Anyways last night I asked the mama to show me the lineup. She couldn't have been happier to show me her gaggle of spinner babes. I love that this place specializes in the petite. Personally I have little to no interest in big fake asses and big rock hard bolt on cans. I'm much more of a appreciator for the natural, and the small. This gorgeous girl walks in and I actually stumbled back a bit. Another poster on here has called her out by name but I'm going to refrain from doing it out on the public forum. The dresses these chicks wear. My god. It's cock heaven. Anyways she and the other girl laugh and wave and I tell mama I'll be taking the Latina. OoOOooo am I excited. Now. I wait. I decided I'd pop back a little mini shot of Jack Daniels while I wait for my stunner to return. About five minutes later she comes in. Rubs her hands on my back a bit, we make some small talk, we both start laughing and she just sits down on the table next to me. Now we're just chatting and I have to tell her my god you have such an incredible body. She lets me pull up the dress, massage her ass that must've been hand made by God himself. She slowly slips it above her nipples and invites me to indulge my palate. And that I do. Now she's stradling me, just whipping her hair on face while she dry humps me. It's so hot. We chat a bit more and then she says "shhhh. " and uses her mouth to load the rubber. She gives me a decent hummer and comes up for air. "How you like?" Well the Jack Daniels made me a bit lazy so I let her take the lead on top. She rides me good and I ask her to flip so I can see her ass. Now here's where it gets interesting. RCG to me was always a standard position. And probably my favorite one. But she did this thing where both of her feet were against the bottom my ballsack while she rode my D. My god her asshole is beautiful..

Amazing post, love the details! I'm assuming "That Mysterious Health Center" is code. Any hints on deciphering it?

**coolshemp** · 12-07-17 16:23

Does anyone know what happened to Relief Thai on Western? My ATF was there but now it looks as though they are closed for good. Were they shut down?

**Senkai12** · 12-07-17 14:50

This is probably a standard question, but I'm visiting LA for the next 2 days and am trying to find some FS places with maybe some natural latinas, any recommendations? If you guys ever visit San Diego I know most of the good ones so I'd be glad to help you out.

**IFunnyTaker** · 12-07-17 06:44

I've been seeing these ads in backpages want to know if they are worth a visit any of you fellows been to any of these locations.

Longbeach. backpage.com/ TherapeuticMassage /8 pm-to-4 am-come-see-the-best-latinas-213-915-1930/135209463.

http://losangeles.backpage.com/Femal...-area/52566852

http://losangeles.backpage.com/Thera...bs-23/26151137

**Socalimp** · 12-07-17 03:15

Weho Jenny has been located and been confirmed personally. She is everything you say and then some.

Originally Posted by RuffRuffRuff [View Original Post]

It's a late on a Sunday night in October of '16. I find myself driving away from a chick's apartment with more questions than answers. Just moments prior I had done something that girls stereotypically do to guys. Fake an orgasm. But this time around it was her who got her rocks of and me who was left with that deep insatiable itch. So as I drove I thought back on my last month of hookups and realized that in more than a few of them I'd done the same thing. Given my females the pleasure they deserve while knowing I would need something far more deviant to achieve my own.

All that sex I'd had just lacked an animalistic, raw guttural FIRE. And fortunately for me it was all about to change.

Tonight I will share my story.

I had heard about this famed website Rubmaps and even browsed it once before. But a "handjob" wasn't going to do me any good. I needed more. And I needed it fast.

I pull over in Hancock Park in a nice secluded area and decide to give this Rubmap things another go. My loins were absolutely raging and my sexual curiosity was expanding at a rate I'd never felt before. For the first time I had the instinct and confidence to turn what was once a fantasy into my actual reality. I noticed a there was a somewhat hidden "advanced search" option on Rubmaps (the free, not paid version) and it allowed me to select "FS. " Now I'm such a novice at this point that I honestly did not know what that meant. But when I saw it next to BJ and other hardcore terms, I knew this wasn't going to be less, it was going to be more.

To my total astonishment a place nearby had quite a few reviews. I couldn't read them but the sheer number of them gave me hope. And to my delight a place that was "FS" was still open and only a mile away. 11 pm on a Sunday night? It just can't be.

It was then that I made my first trip to the Burger Joint on SMB.

After a somewhat nervous entry, the mamasan lead me to a dingy little room. I'd never been inside a place like this so I wasn't sure what I was going to get or what the code of conduct would be. I get naked, lay down and put the towel over myself. After a couple of nervous minutes I hear a knock and then a cute little "herrrro?" I'm too nervous to look back so I fumble some words and hear a set of high heels make its way towards me. As soon as her hand hit my back I couldn't help it. I just had to look. She was in her thirties, maybe 5'2" without heels, and wearing one of the sexiest school girl costumes I'd ever soon. Almost as soon as the massage began she and I had ripped all over her clothes off and fucked in every single position you could imagine. Doggy, her on top, reverse cowgirl and then she goes "rook me in dee eyes while you fruck me. " I pick her up, throw her onto the table and fuck her missionary with her legs wrapped tightly around my back. She's moaning so loud at this point but I don't even care. Who's going to know? This place must know what's going on right? We stare intensely into each others eyes and she starts blowing me kisses and licking her lips just to entice me. I cum deeply inside her. She then leans forward and puts her tongue halfway down my throat.

It was at that moment that I knew I'd found what I'd been missing all those years. The glory that is paying for sex.

Many trips to the Burger Joint later I find myself wanting something more. I gave that place on Fairfax just below the Boulevard a try and got mixed results. One time I had a girl around 20-23 years old give me the best BBBJ ever (and she had braces to boot, it was incredible).

Eventually I discover this site and keep hearing about this sacred "WeHo Jenny. " It somehow goes forgotten in my mind and I let myself monger along elsewhere. A few lame trips to Momo later I realize that this can't be the best of the best. My Asian gal at the Burger Joint was long gone and the larger latina fake-ass fake-titties girls they'd been dealing me every time were just not my thing. It's spinners and I want and therefore it's spinners I shall have.

Late one night I'm driving home from my girlfriend of the moment's pad and decide that despite my financial woes I just HAVE to get a little bit of that ultimate pleasure. I pull into a 7-11 to grab a beer. Sometimes having a single beer will help me relax, I'll do a little thinking and potentially change my mind. We'll as I get out of my ride I turn around and look up. On the second story is a lady, not a young one mind you, and she blows me a kiss. She's smoking a cigarette. Maybe it's nothing? I head inside. Clerk rings me up and in the corner of my right eye I see the ATM. What was she doing up there so late? Blowing me a kiss? I decided that I wasn't going to research it at all. I fact I was going to go up there right now.

It took me a while to find the right door, but when I did I knew immediately that my instincts were correct. The warm old lady invited me inside, saying she was so happy I decided to join her. Now I was a bit weirded out about her age. After all I am a young guy. Most likely even a young guy by the standards of the posters on this board. But for some reason that night her age turned me on more than it turned me off. What followed I will say was the best most surreal blowjob of my life. I'm not one for having my ass licked, and this woman did it only briefly, but that gave was to a glorious situation where I face fucked this woman for a good twenty minutes any fucking way I chose. I told her to get on her knees. She did. She licked and kissed and caressed every single inch of lower abdomen. I found myself in such sexual epiphany that I started to masturbate while she was on her knees. I'd occasionally push her gaping wide mouth onto my wood while I beat it, and then I did. I blew the biggest load of my life all over her face and down into her throat. She gave me the most pornstar dead stare directly into my soul while the seed of my youth poured all over every orifice. She rubbed it onto her old saggy titties and told me "you do good job. " I pull out of the 7-11 and think wow I wish I would've gotten her name. That was just something else. And then it hit me. I'd just had my first encounter with WeHo Jenny. And god damn is she good.

The places I go to:

7-11 (ask for Diana, my god this woman is amazing. Saturday / Sunday only).

Burger Joint (hasn't been good lately, avoid Gina she's stiff and underenthused).

Momo (these girls are so spent it's just sad. Avoid).

That Mysterious Health Center (so far so good, smoking hot girls only. Definetely the place I'm going to next).

Dhara Dhavi (best prostate massage ever, but it's long gone).

Fairfax Joint Just South of The Boulevard (haven't been in a couple of months but last time I was there the girls were hot. That said I've had a lot of OK experiences there. Not consistent enough for my money).

If anyone wants specific advice or intel on any of the spots or girls shoot me a DM. This is literally my first post to this site. Nice to meet you all.