Massage Parlor Reports

[ReadyForRub]

In BG, here's another place where you'll need a good sense of humor to leave happy. Good massage, but you're left to your own devices once she leaves the room. It's another you Massage. They know better than to give the name in the BP ad.

[Bryzzo]

Saw Barbara at Logan recently. Great time, standard pricing, consistent with what I've gotten there past couple of years. Barbara has great body and is very skilled. I'd put her at around 40 yrs old if that matters, but very hot.

[BonerLander]

I it is a quick way for you and the masseuse to get an understanding of whether or not the massage is going to have a happy ending. If the provider avoids your junk during the TS, then you can request a different girl or ask for your money back and walk.

Have you actually done this? I've gotten the wash cloth over the dick but haven't said that's it, you're fired. Bring in another girl. How is this done?

[Head First]

Ahhh. I used to go there. Man, I'm trying to remember, but it was maybe 8-10 yrs ago. The girls were young. And pretty. Not 10's but 6's-8's. And I may be thinking of another spot but they may have all worn the same outfits? Not very good at massage, usually just a back and leg rub, then a flip. I don't recall ever getting more than a HJ. I do recall always being asked if I wanted 2 girls. Sometimes I would. One time even a third girl mozeed in and stayed for awhile. There was lots of laughs and giggles and eventually the other 2 left and one finished me off.

Similar to posts below, the session wasn't fun at all. Too much going on at one time and the giggles and silliness was a turn off. Maybe if they would've lost some of their clothes it would've been way better but I think it was just over the clothes roaming. I did it just so I could scratch it off my bucket list but I wouldn't do it again. The fantasy was much more exciting than the reality.

I may stop in tho just to check out the age level of the workers.

[BenBeck]

Went to my regular AMP spa. I had my regular therapist and she left the door open. The other girls came by and started talking to her. Than they started massaging me. I had 3 girls massaging me 6 hands. I was annoyed by the conversation going on. What do you guys think? Finish was done by 1 girl. The others left at that point.

Maybe it's me, but I find anything more than 4 hands to be just plain confusing. I can't keep track of who's doing what.

This used to happen at the old Harvest Spa (RIP) once in awhile, and it was a novelty but not as good as it seemed it should be.

Now, if you get two FS girls who are comfortable with each other, and you can switch lanes without switching covers, then that's a whole new ballgame.

BB, out.

[Kellster]

Saw an ad on Craig's for a low introductory rate ($50); for an hour at a new on on Milwaukee just north of Montrose. Those of you who have been in the hobby awhile might recall the old VIP place. This is within a 7 iron north in the strip mall.

My 7 iron would have gone in the lake haha!

[Memace22201]

Chinatown is a normal place, won't get profiled for going there. It has Chinese restaurants, Oriental goods shops, Chinese tea and grocery stores, that sort of thing. I mean maybe if you take the Uber right to a particular massage place someone might think something but it is not like a sex area.

Thanks for the help! I hope to try it out. If there is any info new where I am staying it would be greatly appreciated.

[BangBangoo]

That's similar to my experience there. Been several times. I think I have had yo-yo but my favorite is Kelly. Face might seem less than promising but her body is super hot. She's taller and Skinner with smaller boobs. Go back and ask for her.

Is this the one on Ashland?

[Not Dead Yet]

Went to my regular AMP spa. I had my regular therapist and she left the door open. The other girls came by and started talking to her. Than they started massaging me. I had 3 girls massaging me 6 hands. I was annoyed by the conversation going on. What do you guys think? Finish was done by 1 girl. The others left at that point.

Plus, you've just identified two more ladies who are OK with HJ's being performed at their shop.

BTW: are you ever going to tell any of us which place this is, or will you continue to tease and not deliver? You know you don't like that kind of treatment. Double standard perhaps?

[ChineseDragon]

Went to my regular AMP spa. I had my regular therapist and she left the door open. The other girls came by and started talking to her. Than they started massaging me. I had 3 girls massaging me 6 hands. I was annoyed by the conversation going on. What do you guys think? Finish was done by 1 girl. The others left at that point.

[AceBox]

I would like info on the higher end ones if you don't mind. Also Chinatown might be an option if there are other things in the area to do. Don't really want to get into an uber and say take me to the jack shack if you know what I mean.

Chinatown is a normal place, won't get profiled for going there. It has Chinese restaurants, Oriental goods shops, Chinese tea and grocery stores, that sort of thing. I mean maybe if you take the Uber right to a particular massage place someone might think something but it is not like a sex area.

[Tbm335]

-What did she want for FS?

Sorry, I either forgot (more likely) or didn't ask. I knew what I had in my wallet and was somewhat distracted. I will inquire on my next visit.

[Rudykzooti]

Saw an ad on Craig's for a low introductory rate ($50); for an hour at a new on on Milwaukee just north of Montrose. Those of you who have been in the hobby awhile might recall the old VIP place. This is within a 7 iron north in the strip mall. Coco, took my cash and led me back to the room which looks like an old doctor's office like a lot of these places rent. Coco told me she would take care of me. She is skinny, not much up top, rather plain looking, not bad by today's standards. She gave a pretty decent back massage, worked some knots out, she could tell and I gave her the signal that I liked what she was doing to my backside and she had me flip before doing my legs. On the flip there were no questions and she gave a nice finish with some prostate stimulation. The damage was under $, which is a bargain. She hinted more is available, so I may have to try another time.

Stay safe.

[NiteWolf]

Anybody know of any Latina parlors?

[Memace22201]

Depends on what you'd like to spend and what suits your taste. There are one or two higher end Europeans for massage in the River North area. If you are looking for affordable and guaranteed, you're only a 15 minute Uber ride to Chinatown. To the north are the Logan Square girls and various Latinas who advertise heavily for overpriced extras.

I would like info on the higher end ones if you don't mind. Also Chinatown might be an option if there are other things in the area to do. Don't really want to get into an uber and say take me to the jack shack if you know what I mean.