Massage Parlor Reports

[Chijo9984]

Been doing some lobbying without much posting so I'm going to just go through all my experiences over the next couple weeks.

First place I tried was at North & Ashland. On the first visit, went in and paid something like. 6. Saw a cute, younger seeming girl. Massage was ok, but no hint of extras. When I was laying on my front any time I moved a bit she'd just freeze. It ended and I was left disappointed. Figured there was something I didn't do. Left a. 2 tip.

I was set on getting something out of this girl so I went back a couple weeks later. What can I say, she was cute. This time I sprung for the TS up front. Still everything seemed legit. She acted really shy when I skipped the towel. Same massage as before. On the flip I just fucking asked for it. She flipped back the towel and got started. She let me touch her ass but nothing else. HJ was alright once I coached her a bit.

I've been to a few places since with better results, but this girl was still the most attractive I've seen at an AMP. Sucks that there's not more available.

[FngrBngr]

Got there in the afternoon, door was locked but I rang and girl came to get me quickly. Nice place, very clean. EXCELLENT massage head to to w / oil. No real roaming allowed, she was dressed in tights and a long sleeve shirt, almost demure. On the flip, she teased a bit and finally I grabbed her hand and guided her to where I wanted it. She held up 6 fingers, I nodded but then made the BJ motion w / my tongue. She adamantly refused that. So, went with the HJ, she wiped me down after, and I was on my way.

Total damage: 65 door, 60 tip. Great massage, but not much else.

I've been to green many times. I can't remember any of the girls negotiating. Interesting. I will usually know where I'm going and have change for whatever I want. At a place like green I always leave my 40 in plain view for their tip. If they don't do what I expect or start to haggle they get none. They can say more next time. It's worked for me. They usually go right to work after the flip. They see their tip on the table during the whole massage. The other thing that I don't like about the haggling is that I feel that we are opening ourselves up to prosecution. I could be wrong but it is a feeling. I like the silent agreement of the handy and think the girls appreciate not having to say out loud "I jerk off dudes for dough!" there's something to say for neither of us having to say out loud this or that for a certain amount. My. 02. Finger.

[Bryzzo]

Got there in the afternoon, door was locked but I rang and girl came to get me quickly. Nice place, very clean. EXCELLENT massage head to to w / oil. No real roaming allowed, she was dressed in tights and a long sleeve shirt, almost demure. On the flip, she teased a bit and finally I grabbed her hand and guided her to where I wanted it. She held up 6 fingers, I nodded but then made the BJ motion w / my tongue. She adamantly refused that. So, went with the HJ, she wiped me down after, and I was on my way.

Total damage: 65 door, 60 tip. Great massage, but not much else.

[BenBeck]

I had every intention of going here.

And then after my day of meetings ended, I might have made a detour to a place that serves alcohol.

I made friends with this guy named Jack Daniels. Great guy, and I was having so much fun with him I forgot all about the AMP.

Hell, I almost forgot I had a train to catch!

Slappy.

Don't let him get between you and good old fashioned fun.

BB, out.

[Call Me Slappy]

This place fits your requirements. On wabash between congress and Roosevelt.

I had every intention of going here.

And then after my day of meetings ended, I might have made a detour to a place that serves alcohol.

I made friends with this guy named Jack Daniels. Great guy, and I was having so much fun with him I forgot all about the AMP.

Hell, I almost forgot I had a train to catch!

Slappy.

[SuckItTrebek]

I've seen Nora several times now. Over on the north side, there is a group of mexican girls that are working out of a basement apartment. It's 80 bucks for an hour message and another 5 if you want a shower. Nora is mid to late 30's, but still a killer body. Has the nicest firm round bubble butt, and big firm fake DD. I usual get a HJ or a BJ and I've done DATY a couple times. She's offered and pushed for FS A couple times. But wants another 200 after the 85 dollar message, so I pass. She says she lives near by and only works a few days a week so I wonder if she has a side thing going out of her place too, if so I'd do FS than.

[DangleMan]

Coming into Hoffman / Schaumburg next week. It's been a while. I went to some place with Russian girls in an office park last time. Maybe 6 years ago. Nothing happened because I was too green to ask. But liked how secretive it was.

Anyone have any suggestions for non-asian MPs in that area. Not looking for FS either. Just a good time at a good price with good women.

[MWiggly2]

First review post (on this forum, at least), but you got to start somewhere.

Visited Relax (south, I guess there are two?) over the weekend. Was greeted by YoYo, who was very friendly and cute, IMHO. (She kept calling me "honey", which I love.) Shorter, dark hair, maybe late 30's, nice body. Collected the entry fee and led me to the room.

Used no draping and was not requested to. Not a great massage, but enough to keep me interested. Not a ton of oil, lots of grazing and near-misses. She softly said it was time to flip, and when I did was presented with options up to and including FS. Went for the CBJ, which was excellent; she also took her top off and provided plenty of opportunity to roam. Cleaned me up with a warm towel, another 5 minutes of light massage, and time was up. Left via the back door, which I wish I had used to enter as well. Didn't like ringing the buzzer and waiting on a busy street.

Overall, $65 to enter, plus $95 tip (had brought $160 total, YoYo had initially asked $100 tip but I had incorrectly anticipated the house fee). No hassle, had fun, I'll be back.

-What did she want for FS?

[MWiggly2]

That's similar to my experience there. Been several times. I think I have had yo-yo but my favorite is Kelly. Face might seem less than promising but her body is super hot. She's taller and Skinner with smaller boobs. Go back and ask for her.

What did she want for FS?

[SuckItTrebek]

I was seeing if anyone had any Intel on Connie she was recommended but wasn't too much information about her under that name the phone number came up as 312 *2618 Heard she had a private in call location where she gave massages with happy endings downtown. Just looking for some confirmation before taking the plunge.

[DMichaels69]

Or show them the green.

YMMV, I guess? Same can probably be said for every place that is known to provide.

[Robert Gou2]

I went to paradise one time a couple years back so maybe things have changed. When I went there was a hard upsell just for HJ and there was no roaming or nudity. Name was coco I think. Younger girl with average looks. She wanted 60 for HJ but refused to take anything off, then she got all pissy when I countered 40. I remember it well because it was my very first try in the loop. Have things gotten better?

For location to trains Green Spa on Halsted is a good bet for handy at basic prices, and they have a table shower if you need to clean up before or after, bit the girls are older / average so I've never really been that interested in roaming there.

YMMV, I guess? Same can probably be said for every place that is known to provide.

[ZzTopSterZz]

I went to paradise one time a couple years back so maybe things have changed. When I went there was a hard upsell just for HJ and there was no roaming or nudity. Name was coco I think. Younger girl with average looks. She wanted 60 for HJ but refused to take anything off, then she got all pissy when I countered 40. I remember it well because it was my very first try in the loop. Have things gotten better?

For location to trains Green Spa on Halsted is a good bet for handy at basic prices, and they have a table shower if you need to clean up before or after, bit the girls are older / average so I've never really been that interested in roaming there.

This place fits your requirements. On wabash between congress and Roosevelt.

[Al Bundy78]

Hi gents, just wondering if anyone has spoken to or knows what happened to.

Cindy? I now she had a visit from uncle LEO but was wondering if she working.

And where. Any help would be appreciated.

I was wondering the same thing, I tried calling her cell phone but got no answer last week. She may have taken a trip back to China till everything blows over. If anyone else knows info feel free to PM.

[Eighty Percent]

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