Massage Parlor Reports

[SuckItTrebek]

I've seen Nora several times now. Over on the north side, there is a group of mexican girls that are working out of a basement apartment. It's 80 bucks for an hour message and another 5 if you want a shower. Nora is mid to late 30's, but still a killer body. Has the nicest firm round bubble butt, and big firm fake DD. I usual get a HJ or a BJ and I've done DATY a couple times. She's offered and pushed for FS A couple times. But wants another 200 after the 85 dollar message, so I pass. She says she lives near by and only works a few days a week so I wonder if she has a side thing going out of her place too, if so I'd do FS than.

[DangleMan]

Coming into Hoffman / Schaumburg next week. It's been a while. I went to some place with Russian girls in an office park last time. Maybe 6 years ago. Nothing happened because I was too green to ask. But liked how secretive it was.

Anyone have any suggestions for non-asian MPs in that area. Not looking for FS either. Just a good time at a good price with good women.

[MWiggly2]

First review post (on this forum, at least), but you got to start somewhere.

Visited Relax (south, I guess there are two?) over the weekend. Was greeted by YoYo, who was very friendly and cute, IMHO. (She kept calling me "honey", which I love.) Shorter, dark hair, maybe late 30's, nice body. Collected the entry fee and led me to the room.

Used no draping and was not requested to. Not a great massage, but enough to keep me interested. Not a ton of oil, lots of grazing and near-misses. She softly said it was time to flip, and when I did was presented with options up to and including FS. Went for the CBJ, which was excellent; she also took her top off and provided plenty of opportunity to roam. Cleaned me up with a warm towel, another 5 minutes of light massage, and time was up. Left via the back door, which I wish I had used to enter as well. Didn't like ringing the buzzer and waiting on a busy street.

Overall, $65 to enter, plus $95 tip (had brought $160 total, YoYo had initially asked $100 tip but I had incorrectly anticipated the house fee). No hassle, had fun, I'll be back.

-What did she want for FS?

[MWiggly2]

That's similar to my experience there. Been several times. I think I have had yo-yo but my favorite is Kelly. Face might seem less than promising but her body is super hot. She's taller and Skinner with smaller boobs. Go back and ask for her.

What did she want for FS?

[SuckItTrebek]

I was seeing if anyone had any Intel on Connie she was recommended but wasn't too much information about her under that name the phone number came up as 312 *2618 Heard she had a private in call location where she gave massages with happy endings downtown. Just looking for some confirmation before taking the plunge.

[DMichaels69]

Or show them the green.

YMMV, I guess? Same can probably be said for every place that is known to provide.

[Robert Gou2]

I went to paradise one time a couple years back so maybe things have changed. When I went there was a hard upsell just for HJ and there was no roaming or nudity. Name was coco I think. Younger girl with average looks. She wanted 60 for HJ but refused to take anything off, then she got all pissy when I countered 40. I remember it well because it was my very first try in the loop. Have things gotten better?

For location to trains Green Spa on Halsted is a good bet for handy at basic prices, and they have a table shower if you need to clean up before or after, bit the girls are older / average so I've never really been that interested in roaming there.

YMMV, I guess? Same can probably be said for every place that is known to provide.

[ZzTopSterZz]

I went to paradise one time a couple years back so maybe things have changed. When I went there was a hard upsell just for HJ and there was no roaming or nudity. Name was coco I think. Younger girl with average looks. She wanted 60 for HJ but refused to take anything off, then she got all pissy when I countered 40. I remember it well because it was my very first try in the loop. Have things gotten better?

For location to trains Green Spa on Halsted is a good bet for handy at basic prices, and they have a table shower if you need to clean up before or after, bit the girls are older / average so I've never really been that interested in roaming there.

This place fits your requirements. On wabash between congress and Roosevelt.

[Al Bundy78]

Hi gents, just wondering if anyone has spoken to or knows what happened to.

Cindy? I now she had a visit from uncle LEO but was wondering if she working.

And where. Any help would be appreciated.

I was wondering the same thing, I tried calling her cell phone but got no answer last week. She may have taken a trip back to China till everything blows over. If anyone else knows info feel free to PM.

[Eighty Percent]

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[TJSterling]

The main problem, besides deciding how broad the types of providers (such as massage providers, escorts, apt girls, etc.) will be included, is keeping it up to date. Providers change all the time and move around a lot, so the spreadsheet might really only be good for regular, known providers that stay in business for awhile. A lot of info is old after a week or so, especially from other sites where it can be old to begin with. Still, I think your database idea would be valuable if done right and constantly updated.

You're totally right. It would be a ton of work at first, and I'm not on here often enough, and honestly don't have enough free time to devote to it. But maybe it would get easier after a while. Plus I would limit it to just THIS forum, so just massage. Once it got off the ground, maybe I would put it out monthly. But I would have to rely on input from the forum members, preferably PMs, to correct mistakes or make changes.

[Thor23]

Hi gents, just wondering if anyone has spoken to or knows what happened to.

Cindy? I now she had a visit from uncle LEO but was wondering if she working.

And where. Any help would be appreciated.

[Cali Scorpio]

It's not that bad to share which mt and AMP it is. She will probably give you the same thing when you go back as she will remember, but as you said YMMV. Sharing would lead us to see how much service she can do with us doesn't mean we will get the same experiences as you did.

Ok fair enough but I'll only share thru PM with senior members who don't mind the trek to the NW suburbs. By the way, I went again and she provided the same experience with an extra bonus. After the flip, she was massaging my legs and then before rubbing my feet, she noticed my toe nails were kinda long so she took out a nail clipper from the drawer and cut my nails. Talk about going above and beyond!

[Call Me Slappy]

This place fits your requirements. On wabash between congress and Roosevelt.

Thanks!

I will report after my visit.

[Cmd04]

No need for FS.

Topless or nude finish with roaming.

Thanks,

Slappy.

Check your pm.