The Massholes

[Fuhgetaboudit]

SS, Deb, is that you, in one of your many screen names? Supposedly, 5 weeks ago you see an ad and supposedly find her interesting and supposedly may visit her, 4 weeks ago you supposedly go to see her, and before today you have supposedly already fallen deeply for her. Either you are she, or you are a monger with other deep emotional issues and need to desperately seek some help.

You hit it right on the head Debbi is safe caring and yet talented lady. I instantly hit it of with her. Definately safe play. And when you run back to see her again you'll see how easy to bond with she will.
Open up if you treat her right. I have been staying away from her because that deep emotional attachment is easy to make w Debbi. I'm still to new to this sport to be able to not get deeply attached to some of these very caring women. Debbi is a gal I would pursue hard if I found her outside the business, I will have to see her soon. I miss her Glad you enjoyed your time with her, she is fantastic person and beautiful.

[Jimmy Weed]

I am a man of habit. I set out today to try a new place to me, 850 wash in Weymouth based on a recent review. However my car somehow ended up at see and are water st quincy. My latest go to.

SOOOO glad I ended up there. Got Kiki. New to me. Very good looking and just a bubbly pleasure to be with.

Got the hour. Did some nice medium pressure. 5 minutes in gave me one brush stroke downstairs. Gave a twitch of approval. Immediately went into slow tease mode. Had me flip after 5 minutes of that. Oiled me up and went to work. She let me kiss her once on yhe cheek. We were both flirting and giggling. I asked for tits. She obliged. And then did something I've never been offered. Had me sit up so I could have fulll access while she straddled my left leg and continued to jerk me off. Absolutely excellent breasts. So firm. Gorgeous. , made me finish over my left hip onto the table.

Layed back down and finished a full hour. Simoly cannot wait to see her again.

Called me handsome repeatedly. Stroking my face. Loved her.

As always YMMV. I'm sure some guys hate hearing this, but us younger, good looking, well built guys I think many times get extra special treatment. These girls are only human after all.

Here is the flaw in your thinking, if you are so good looking why can't you get women with out paying for it? You may have good looks but it is very obvious that you have zero game.

The way men and women think is a left brain / right brain thing. The ugliest guy in the world can attract very hot women if he has confidence and the gift of gab because that is what turns women on.

Believe me any of us could go to C & are and get a HJ sitting up instead of laying down, your not getting or hearing anything that the 100 guys before you didn't get.

[TEZagat]

My original post should have had 5 $ signs, not 2. So looking for less than $$ per hour. Man, that's a massive typo.

I think you may have run into a parsing issue. The BBCode parsing is a pain sometimes, altering what you typed. I seem to run into this every time I try to do the silly cub-scout $ pseudo-cipher, or throw in a simple emoji, like what should be a wink after this sentence but won't even show up. So as a general rule, you should hit that Preview Report button and check it before uploading, to avoid any surprises.

But just for grins, here's how it changes multiple dollar signs. On each line the numeral indicates how many $ I actually typed, then I let it parse / change / mangle the results accordingly.

1 - $.

2 - $$.

3 - $$.

4 - $$.

5 - $$.

It appears, having previewed it, that anything more than two gets cut down to two. And it added those blank lines and trailing periods all on its own. Because it's super helpful.

And for comparison here's the behavior if you do the same thing with another symbol, such as the question mark or pound, or put them all on the same line, so it is maddeningly inconsistent.

1 - $ 2 - $$ 3 - $$$ 4 - $$ 5 - $$.

1 - ? 2 - ?? 3 - ? 4 - ? 5 - ?

1 - # 2 - ## 3 - # 4 - # 5 - #.

In this case it kept my three dollar signs but not four or five (perhaps because they weren't at an end-of-line? But for the other symbols, decided to cut my three and four repeats down to only one. And gave me a period for the $ and # but not the?. (Oh, and there was a space before the? At the end of that last sentence, but that got whacked, too. So it's doing some kind of full-sentence cleanup and auto-cap on the next word.).

The only way I've found to avoid this is to use the noparse BBcode tag so it just leaves things as you type them.

1 - $ 2 - $$ 3 - $$$ 4 - $$$$ 5 - $$$$$
1 - ? 2 - ?? 3 - ??? 4 - ???? 5 - ?????
1 - # 2 - ## 3 - ### 4 - #### 5 - #####
;)

Sorry if this post is crap, it's a pet peeve of mine (and a slow day here). But if helps even one member it was worth it!

[FroHike]

I read them all.

I don't want to discourage you from sharing your info. What I am saying is you SHOULD share your information like so many others here do.

Instead, you are asking other contributors to risk giving you an UTR contact or otherwise unknown jem in exchange for a "Maybe Jem" from you. You haven't written enough reviews for me to tell if we like the same type of experiences. I can't tell if a girl you think is hot is a girl that I think is hot. I observe reviewer comments. Then I compare the observations to my own. I seek out new girls based on reviews from members that I think have similar tastes. In other words, when a reviewer says she's hot and I see the same girl and I also think she is hot.

So post a few more. Let's all see what you think of a few different women or massage parlors. Post one of your super secret unicorns. If a few other members think you are legit, then you are.

The wealth of information you posted was for massage establishments that have been reviewed here and elsewhere many times. On two occasions (out of 3) you offered extra super secret information in exchange to users willing to also disclose off the board finds.

Post 10814: you wrote "I have not tried but did call and the woman who picks up on the other end speaks Chinese. Location is near BU. Gut feeling is that they are legit and trying to build up clientele but are very cautious given what happened with Amy's. Their pics look fake though".

Post 10824: you wrote ".

Offer.

I have intel regarding some ads I've never seen reviews for:

-Allston / Brighton Asians that advertise three girls.

-Russian / Ukrainian / Eastern European on BP with fake photos.

-Fragrance in C-Town is a good alternative to 40 Har* - for the right number you can get top off, pants down, DATY, FIV, etc; providers are mostly in their 40's; one of them looked like in their 30's.

You'll have to PM me with an exchange offer for the first two, as there have been no reviews for either (I've searched) and thus there is a premium for that info. ".

Post 10814: your wrote "I have not tried but did call and the woman who picks up on the other end speaks Chinese. Location is near BU. Gut feeling is that they are legit and trying to build up clientele but are very cautious given what happened with Amy's. Their pics look fake though. ".

Did you bother to read one of my 3 posts? I shared a ton of info on the Boston AMPs. I also shared info about Fragrance in the post that you called me out on. I suggest you take the Admin's advice and cool it with the name-calling. It doesn't do you any favors. ;.

[KrazyKo]

I am fairly sure that there are a lot of Trolls and COPS that have membership here that have been members far longer then I have. That doesn't mean that they should get more respect. Especially when the user I responded to has 3 posts to his credit. Further, the post I responded to being an offer to disclose information via PM on the condition that the request include valid info as a trade! The supposed valuable information he has being about an AMP that follows an advertising pattern similar to an AMP that was busted.

My thoughts are aligned with the spirit of this site- share information that helps in finding quality experiences. Share information about rip-offs and safety. Only disclosing critical information via PM defeats the purpose of the forum.

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FYI, that "troll" or "cop" has been a member longer than you.

A2.

Did you bother to read one of my 3 posts? I shared a ton of info on the Boston AMPs. I also shared info about Fragrance in the post that you called me out on. I suggest you take the Admin's advice and cool it with the name-calling. It doesn't do you any favors. ;.

[FroHike]

I am fairly sure that there are a lot of Trolls and COPS that have membership here that have been members far longer then I have. That doesn't mean that they should get more respect. Especially when the user I responded to has 3 posts to his credit. Further, the post I responded to being an offer to disclose information via PM on the condition that the request include valid info as a trade! The supposed valuable information he has being about an AMP that follows an advertising pattern similar to an AMP that was busted.

My thoughts are aligned with the spirit of this site- share information that helps in finding quality experiences. Share information about rip-offs and safety. Only disclosing critical information via PM defeats the purpose of the forum.

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FYI, that "troll" or "cop" has been a member longer than you.

A2.

[Member #5552]

Yah! You fuckers need to calm the fuck down. Mr. Goodell, I mean, A2 has spoken!

[Admin2]

We draw the line at violence, we have always drawn the line there. You are both on each others ignore lists now, which is why you can't see each other. I'm sure in about 3 seconds you will figure out how to get around that. Once you do, then it's Violating Admin Ignore and if you do that one time I ban you.

So, the choice is, shut the fuck up about each other or get banned. Personally I could give a shit less which you choose.

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[Skatar018]

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[JustAJohn3051]

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[Skatar018]

I have never talked to any of the girls about anyone except YOU(and only Michaela)

How many times have you said

I have"NEVER"talked to any SW about any Monger on this site

Yet here you are finally telling the truth & admitting that you are a rat & talk to the gilrs, download & show them the pictures others take. Now don't you feel better, & it's been to way more than just Michaela!

All you do is just blah blah blah with no back or proof cause if you tried it would just show you as the lying motherfucker rat you are, but you are welcomed to try quote my posts & show where when & how but you won't as it would just prove you wrong along.

So you'll know I keep my word, here you are showing how when & where you've been the little lying rat you are.

Stop downloading the pictures I post & showing them to the girls, or is this not you that downloaded a picture I took of Sammy.

I had the same trouble, try downloading them from your PC. That worked for me. Is this the readhead you were talking about? If so her name is Sammy (aka Sam or Samantha)

That's a picture I took in my vehicle of Sammy from this post

Sammy is back around.

You did the same thing with Tabby & I didn't even take or post pictures of her.

Downloading pictures that others post & showing them to girls is a pretty low thing to do.

I have"NEVER"talked to any SW about any Monger on this site

Yes you have many many times.

He thinks they are really his friend and like him for more than just his money (If he only knew that they laugh at him).

I got the whole story about who has been talking to the girls about me!.

some people on here believe she is their girlfriend

There's more & if you want say the word & I'll show those posts also, so until you say how you know the above (we all know now) I will regurgitate it every time you post about this subject.

Love internet tough guys like you they shout the loudest online & cry the loudest when they get the shit stomped out them by someone. I seen what you posted before you sackless biatch go back to sucking Bbheadz little black dick you scum eating rat.

BTW glad to see I'm on your ignore list, just another one of your fucking lies.

I am horrible with computers, but just figured out the ignore list and now he is the only one on mine too.

[JustAJohn3051]

Nah man you got it wrong again, was just answering a question asked by Bowler2016

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Just helping a brother out leading him to Tabby's pictures, if you have a problem with that tuff shit. By the way shit for brains there are only two members that posted her pictures.

It's pathetic how you try twisting what was said as compared to what was actually posted with your lying mouth, here I'll help you out again

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Stop downloading the pictures I post & showing them to the girls, or is this not you that downloaded a picture I took of Sammy.

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That's a picture I took in my vehicle of Sammy from this post

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Downloading pictures that others post & showing them to girls is a pretty low thing to do.

Yes you have many many times.





Until you say how you know the above I will regurgitate it every time you post about this subject. Do you still think anyone believes that you don't talk to the girls about me, what a fucking joke you are.

You are the Rat!
I have never talked to any of the girls about anyone except YOU(and only Michaela) ! And that is only because you ratted me out to Michaela, she even told me you did !!!..You gave her my username and told her to check the site and see for herself !
I have not shown any pictures to any of the girls,but you know that already(just trying to deflect from the"FACT" that you do...lol) because you talk to them about it...Hahahahahahahahaha
Every time you get caught ratting on someone,you try and turn it around...fucking punk
I have never outed you,you out yourself you fucking loser...Its in your posts for everyone to see !
You stated in your own words that you talked to Michaela about me.

Remember the last time you tried saying you were not a rat and the guy you said who could prove it wrote: You and him are good,as long as you stop rating on and trying to get people arrested ? THAT WAS FUCKING PRICELESS....WHAT A FUCKING CLOWN...Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

You stated in your own words that you talked to Tabby about me. Then you were begging her to call you,saying you did not post pics. of her and then posted the names of people who did..If you were really trying to help someone out then you would have said ,go to the picture section but you posted our usernames trying to score points with her in hopes that she would call you...It didn't work...Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
You also wrote : if Tabby only knew who really posted pics. of her,i wonder if she would keep seeing them...You texted her and told her my username and that of other Mongers that did also,all in the hopes that she would call you....fucking rat
I am going to see her again today,she won't see you because i guess she does not fuck rats...lmao
even SW have some morals...Hahaha
No more silly internet beef,i am not going to go back and forth. I know you love having"Internet fights" because thats what cowards do !
Breaking bad said it best ! Do you use Tampons or Maxi pads ?...Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha

[Skatar018]

It's just sad when some POS keeps crying about her not returning his text, so he outs other mongers just too try and score points with her. He already said he talked to her and said he was not the one who posted pics. Of her (saying she knows about this site) and then posted the names of three mongers who did (me included, I don't care. LOL) in hopes that she would see them and call him(to thank him for telling her who did) Guess it didn't work. Hahaha.

Nah man you got it wrong again, was just answering a question asked by Bowler2016

Skater- do you have a picture of Tabby

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Just helping a brother out leading him to Tabby's pictures, if you have a problem with that tuff shit. By the way shit for brains there are only two members that posted her pictures.

It's pathetic how you try twisting what was said as compared to what was actually posted with your lying mouth, here I'll help you out again

There are pictures of Tabby on the forum that have been posted by others. A little ironic in that Tabby text me end of July & asked if I put pictures of her up, told her straight up that she never let me take any pictures & then I asked her put pictures of her up where? She never replied & hasn't replied to any texts since. This does mean that she knows about the site through whatever source & that she'll know who I am from this post if she reads it. I don't really care about that anymore just want to fuck her, hey Tabby if you read this hit me up you got a nice body & skills girl!

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Stop downloading the pictures I post & showing them to the girls, or is this not you that downloaded a picture I took of Sammy.

I had the same trouble, try downloading them from your PC. That worked for me. Is this the readhead you were talking about? If so her name is Sammy (aka Sam or Samantha)

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That's a picture I took in my vehicle of Sammy from this post

Sammy is back around.

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Downloading pictures that others post & showing them to girls is a pretty low thing to do.

I have"NEVER"talked to any SW about any Monger on this site

Yes you have many many times.

He thinks they are really his friend and like him for more than just his money (If he only knew that they laugh at him).

I got the whole story about who has been talking to the girls about me!.

some people on here believe she is their girlfriend

Until you say how you know the above I will regurgitate it every time you post about this subject. Do you still think anyone believes that you don't talk to the girls about me, what a fucking joke you are.

[Nrlmus]

Is it just me or in the last year reviews (good ones) just totally disappeared?

It's just you. It pisses guys like you off that you're not allowed to be a dick so you complain that the forum has gone downhill.

It hasn't.

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I wish I could use a thumbs up sign here. How about it A2?

[RI CheeseHead]

Is it just me or in the last year reviews (good ones) just totally disappeared?

It's just you. It pisses guys like you off that you're not allowed to be a dick so you complain that the forum has gone downhill.

It hasn't.

A2