The Massholes

**Nrlmus** · 10-08-17 15:48

Originally Posted by JimmyWeed [View Original Post]

Here is the flaw in your thinking, if you are so good looking why can't you get women with out paying for it? You may have good looks but it is very obvious that you have zero game.

The way men and women think is a left brain / right brain thing. The ugliest guy in the world can attract very hot women if he has confidence and the gift of gab because that is what turns women on.

Believe me any of us could go to C & are and get a HJ sitting up instead of laying down, your not getting or hearing anything that the 100 guys before you didn't get.

Jimmy, while I'm genuinely surprised how little, IMHO, NewOld needs to make him happy (there are scores of young women who dream of marrying a man who is so easily satisfied) paying for sex has nothing to do with your looks. Well, maybe with your looks it does, I don't know anything about that, but don't paint us all with that brush.

Most of men who pay for sex are married (ask any lady) and supplement something they can't get at home. Those who are not often are just interested in clearing out their heads or discreetly acting out some fantasies or just don't feel like experiencing the pressure to perform. Some indeed are ugly but they are significant minority, like maybe 15%, 20% at the most.

**Malibu1980** · 10-08-17 14:42

Originally Posted by NewOld [View Original Post]

Why does charlie sheen get hookers? Or anyone else that could have anyone?

It's convenient. Easy. Cheap. No strings attached. You sound triggered and butthurt. I'm sorry you don't understand how the world works, Even at your presumably advanced age. An uglier person like yourself (again, I'm just assuming this from your very morose response) would not walk into a bar and leave with a woman. It would take you time. Even good looking guys don't always score.

And then of course there's someone's marital situation, hating drunk girls, don't like going out,. Plenty of other factors apparently way outside your pinhole scope of the world that make mp's desirable.

You're absolutely adorable. No matter how ugly you sound.

You paid for a kiss on the cheek and a handjob and thinks she digs you because she called you handsome when she does that everyone since its her job to flirt and take your money and your posting here about as if your fucking brad pitt because your handjob was standing up and others laying down. End of the day its a fucking handjob LOL. Seriously.

**NewOld** · 10-08-17 13:24

Originally Posted by JimmyWeed [View Original Post]

Here is the flaw in your thinking, if you are so good looking why can't you get women with out paying for it? You may have good looks but it is very obvious that you have zero game.

The way men and women think is a left brain / right brain thing. The ugliest guy in the world can attract very hot women if he has confidence and the gift of gab because that is what turns women on.

Believe me any of us could go to C & are and get a HJ sitting up instead of laying down, your not getting or hearing anything that the 100 guys before you didn't get.

Why does charlie sheen get hookers? Or anyone else that could have anyone?

It's convenient. Easy. Cheap. No strings attached. You sound triggered and butthurt. I'm sorry you don't understand how the world works, Even at your presumably advanced age. An uglier person like yourself (again, I'm just assuming this from your very morose response) would not walk into a bar and leave with a woman. It would take you time. Even good looking guys don't always score.

And then of course there's someone's marital situation, hating drunk girls, don't like going out,. Plenty of other factors apparently way outside your pinhole scope of the world that make mp's desirable.

You're absolutely adorable. No matter how ugly you sound.

**Member #5552** · 10-08-17 13:06

Who is this Deb you speak of?

How old is she?

What is her body like?

What's her location?

On another note I think our local basketball team should be good this year! Go Celtics!

Originally Posted by Fuhgetaboudit [View Original Post]

SS, Deb, is that you, in one of your many screen names? Supposedly, 5 weeks ago you see an ad and supposedly find her interesting and supposedly may visit her, 4 weeks ago you supposedly go to see her, and before today you have supposedly already fallen deeply for her. Either you are she, or you are a monger with other deep emotional issues and need to desperately seek some help.

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**Deb4512** · 10-08-17 12:52

I don't have any other handles except except this one. It'd be silly of me to pretend to be a monger reviewing myself. I have plenty of reviews on this site and I'm pretty sure everyone knows my by now LOL and whether they want to see me or not. The guy in question is very nice and new at hobbying, although he can speak for himself. He just pmed me. I will pm him back letting him know about your post and maybe or maybe not he will respond. Hope you have a wonderful day and maybe you should see me yourself! Xoxo Debbie.

**Fuhgetaboudit** · 10-08-17 11:43

SS, Deb, is that you, in one of your many screen names? Supposedly, 5 weeks ago you see an ad and supposedly find her interesting and supposedly may visit her, 4 weeks ago you supposedly go to see her, and before today you have supposedly already fallen deeply for her. Either you are she, or you are a monger with other deep emotional issues and need to desperately seek some help.

Originally Posted by SmittySees [View Original Post]

You hit it right on the head Debbi is safe caring and yet talented lady. I instantly hit it of with her. Definately safe play. And when you run back to see her again you'll see how easy to bond with she will.
Open up if you treat her right. I have been staying away from her because that deep emotional attachment is easy to make w Debbi. I'm still to new to this sport to be able to not get deeply attached to some of these very caring women. Debbi is a gal I would pursue hard if I found her outside the business, I will have to see her soon. I miss her Glad you enjoyed your time with her, she is fantastic person and beautiful.

**Jimmy Weed** · 10-08-17 06:56

Originally Posted by NewOld [View Original Post]

I am a man of habit. I set out today to try a new place to me, 850 wash in Weymouth based on a recent review. However my car somehow ended up at see and are water st quincy. My latest go to.

SOOOO glad I ended up there. Got Kiki. New to me. Very good looking and just a bubbly pleasure to be with.

Got the hour. Did some nice medium pressure. 5 minutes in gave me one brush stroke downstairs. Gave a twitch of approval. Immediately went into slow tease mode. Had me flip after 5 minutes of that. Oiled me up and went to work. She let me kiss her once on yhe cheek. We were both flirting and giggling. I asked for tits. She obliged. And then did something I've never been offered. Had me sit up so I could have fulll access while she straddled my left leg and continued to jerk me off. Absolutely excellent breasts. So firm. Gorgeous. , made me finish over my left hip onto the table.

Layed back down and finished a full hour. Simoly cannot wait to see her again.

Called me handsome repeatedly. Stroking my face. Loved her.

As always YMMV. I'm sure some guys hate hearing this, but us younger, good looking, well built guys I think many times get extra special treatment. These girls are only human after all.

Here is the flaw in your thinking, if you are so good looking why can't you get women with out paying for it? You may have good looks but it is very obvious that you have zero game.

The way men and women think is a left brain / right brain thing. The ugliest guy in the world can attract very hot women if he has confidence and the gift of gab because that is what turns women on.

Believe me any of us could go to C & are and get a HJ sitting up instead of laying down, your not getting or hearing anything that the 100 guys before you didn't get.

**TEZagat** · 09-29-17 14:59

Originally Posted by SL1983 [View Original Post]

My original post should have had 5 $ signs, not 2. So looking for less than $$ per hour. Man, that's a massive typo.

I think you may have run into a parsing issue. The BBCode parsing is a pain sometimes, altering what you typed. I seem to run into this every time I try to do the silly cub-scout $ pseudo-cipher, or throw in a simple emoji, like what should be a wink after this sentence but won't even show up. So as a general rule, you should hit that Preview Report button and check it before uploading, to avoid any surprises.

But just for grins, here's how it changes multiple dollar signs. On each line the numeral indicates how many $ I actually typed, then I let it parse / change / mangle the results accordingly.

1 - $.

2 - $$.

3 - $$.

4 - $$.

5 - $$.

It appears, having previewed it, that anything more than two gets cut down to two. And it added those blank lines and trailing periods all on its own. Because it's super helpful.

And for comparison here's the behavior if you do the same thing with another symbol, such as the question mark or pound, or put them all on the same line, so it is maddeningly inconsistent.

1 - $ 2 - $$ 3 - $$$ 4 - $$ 5 - $$.

1 - ? 2 - ?? 3 - ? 4 - ? 5 - ?

1 - # 2 - ## 3 - # 4 - # 5 - #.

In this case it kept my three dollar signs but not four or five (perhaps because they weren't at an end-of-line? But for the other symbols, decided to cut my three and four repeats down to only one. And gave me a period for the $ and # but not the?. (Oh, and there was a space before the? At the end of that last sentence, but that got whacked, too. So it's doing some kind of full-sentence cleanup and auto-cap on the next word.).

The only way I've found to avoid this is to use the noparse BBcode tag so it just leaves things as you type them.

1 - $ 2 - $$ 3 - $$$ 4 - $$$$ 5 - $$$$$
1 - ? 2 - ?? 3 - ??? 4 - ???? 5 - ?????
1 - # 2 - ## 3 - ### 4 - #### 5 - #####
;)

Sorry if this post is crap, it's a pet peeve of mine (and a slow day here). But if helps even one member it was worth it!

**FroHike** · 08-28-17 01:21

I read them all.

I don't want to discourage you from sharing your info. What I am saying is you SHOULD share your information like so many others here do.

Instead, you are asking other contributors to risk giving you an UTR contact or otherwise unknown jem in exchange for a "Maybe Jem" from you. You haven't written enough reviews for me to tell if we like the same type of experiences. I can't tell if a girl you think is hot is a girl that I think is hot. I observe reviewer comments. Then I compare the observations to my own. I seek out new girls based on reviews from members that I think have similar tastes. In other words, when a reviewer says she's hot and I see the same girl and I also think she is hot.

So post a few more. Let's all see what you think of a few different women or massage parlors. Post one of your super secret unicorns. If a few other members think you are legit, then you are.

The wealth of information you posted was for massage establishments that have been reviewed here and elsewhere many times. On two occasions (out of 3) you offered extra super secret information in exchange to users willing to also disclose off the board finds.

Post 10814: you wrote "I have not tried but did call and the woman who picks up on the other end speaks Chinese. Location is near BU. Gut feeling is that they are legit and trying to build up clientele but are very cautious given what happened with Amy's. Their pics look fake though".

Post 10824: you wrote ".

Offer.

I have intel regarding some ads I've never seen reviews for:

-Allston / Brighton Asians that advertise three girls.

-Russian / Ukrainian / Eastern European on BP with fake photos.

-Fragrance in C-Town is a good alternative to 40 Har* - for the right number you can get top off, pants down, DATY, FIV, etc; providers are mostly in their 40's; one of them looked like in their 30's.

You'll have to PM me with an exchange offer for the first two, as there have been no reviews for either (I've searched) and thus there is a premium for that info. ".

Post 10814: your wrote "I have not tried but did call and the woman who picks up on the other end speaks Chinese. Location is near BU. Gut feeling is that they are legit and trying to build up clientele but are very cautious given what happened with Amy's. Their pics look fake though. ".

Originally Posted by KrazyKo [View Original Post]

Did you bother to read one of my 3 posts? I shared a ton of info on the Boston AMPs. I also shared info about Fragrance in the post that you called me out on. I suggest you take the Admin's advice and cool it with the name-calling. It doesn't do you any favors. ;.

**KrazyKo** · 08-27-17 14:27

Originally Posted by FroHike [View Original Post]

I am fairly sure that there are a lot of Trolls and COPS that have membership here that have been members far longer then I have. That doesn't mean that they should get more respect. Especially when the user I responded to has 3 posts to his credit. Further, the post I responded to being an offer to disclose information via PM on the condition that the request include valid info as a trade! The supposed valuable information he has being about an AMP that follows an advertising pattern similar to an AMP that was busted.

My thoughts are aligned with the spirit of this site- share information that helps in finding quality experiences. Share information about rip-offs and safety. Only disclosing critical information via PM defeats the purpose of the forum.

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FYI, that "troll" or "cop" has been a member longer than you.

A2.

Did you bother to read one of my 3 posts? I shared a ton of info on the Boston AMPs. I also shared info about Fragrance in the post that you called me out on. I suggest you take the Admin's advice and cool it with the name-calling. It doesn't do you any favors. ;.

**FroHike** · 08-26-17 15:32

I am fairly sure that there are a lot of Trolls and COPS that have membership here that have been members far longer then I have. That doesn't mean that they should get more respect. Especially when the user I responded to has 3 posts to his credit. Further, the post I responded to being an offer to disclose information via PM on the condition that the request include valid info as a trade! The supposed valuable information he has being about an AMP that follows an advertising pattern similar to an AMP that was busted.

My thoughts are aligned with the spirit of this site- share information that helps in finding quality experiences. Share information about rip-offs and safety. Only disclosing critical information via PM defeats the purpose of the forum.

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FYI, that "troll" or "cop" has been a member longer than you.

A2.

**Member #5552** · 08-26-17 09:41

Yah! You fuckers need to calm the fuck down. Mr. Goodell, I mean, A2 has spoken!

**Admin2** · 08-24-17 14:17

We draw the line at violence, we have always drawn the line there. You are both on each others ignore lists now, which is why you can't see each other. I'm sure in about 3 seconds you will figure out how to get around that. Once you do, then it's Violating Admin Ignore and if you do that one time I ban you.

So, the choice is, shut the fuck up about each other or get banned. Personally I could give a shit less which you choose.

A2

**Skatar018** · 08-24-17 06:22

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**JustAJohn3051** · 08-24-17 04:01

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