Strip Club Reports

[Acoustic53]

Stopped by late last week. Beautiful brunette with sexy glasses. Body that doesn't quit. No menu. Got a dance just to touch her. Any one have any info. Does she have a menu at a certain price maybe?

Tim, could you describe these sexy glasses? What makes them sexy? LOL. I'm curious to know. I wear eyeglasses, too, but they are about the farthest thing from sexy. Graduated tri-focals. I'm sure some wit will suggest I need to go to Coli to see for myself.

[Tim P14]

Stopped by late last week. Beautiful brunette with sexy glasses. Body that doesn't quit. No menu. Got a dance just to touch her. Any one have any info. Does she have a menu at a certain price maybe?

[AsianKingBody]

Stopped by subis Saturday around 10:30 pm. Haven't been there in a while so thought I'd try. Got a couple lap dances from a couple different females, but nothing popped off. Plus most girls were with their regulars. I mean, I had extra cash I was looking to burn on a lucky lady. But they rather chat instead of work. Anyway, decided to head to bogies. I knew I wouldn't strike out there. Haven't been there since the renovation. Paid cover and sat down. Pretty busy night. Scoped around for the perfect chick to indulge with. Scoped out a few. One of which approached me. You get, dirty blonde. Forgot name. Quick to mention that she offered extras. So we went up to VIP. She wanted $$ for FS. I wasn't having it. Ended up talking her down to BJ, but it was covered. She was very skilled, but being that it was covered, I took a while to finish. Anyway, finally completed and she hands me paper napkin to clean up. Headed back downstairs. Sat for a few minutes and approached by by a mature dancer. She asked if I wanted to go back up, but I respectfully declined and said next time. We chatted for a while and she said to find her next time I come in.

I wished I would of waited for the mature dancer. But I took the bait with the first girl to approach me. I should of asked the mature dancer if I could see her outside of bogies. But I didn't think about it til she left. Anyway, sat around for a few minutes later and left. Bogies never fails me.

[Dbiz01]

While I understand people want to know the right places to go, the post about the Cricket are similar to "beating a dead horse. " Bu now everyone should know the gatekeeper to the VIP is a slug. Move on to the next club!!

There are other places to patronage.

I declined to tip him and he made me go into one of the tiny booths on the right side. He said its VIP that's the way it goes. Next time I'm talking to the guy in the suit.

[Kesaneco]

That's him. The guy in back who is there every day.

I declined to tip him and he made me go into one of the tiny booths on the right side. He said its VIP that's the way it goes. Next time I'm talking to the guy in the suit.

[TomSmith26]

I remember seeing 2 bald guys but one of the guys is good, he even greets you and says have a good time and all that but there is another guy at the back (taller guy) that's not so friendly and expects tips. I think he is the peeping Tom?! And Oh boy! If you are 6'1 you will think most people are shorter than you. Haha.

That's him. The guy in back who is there every day.

[TomSmith26]

Agreed, not appropriate or cool at all. But if it happened to me, I'd be tempted to throw open the curtains and demand he pay for the "show".

Chances are they want to see if the girls are doing any extras. If they are, they want a cut of the action to keep quiet. Not that it really makes a difference, it's pretty much all about the money. Kinda makes you feel bad for the dancers.

So then he is shaking down the dancers and the customers?

[Acoustic53]

Can't say that I've ever gotten a dance at the Cricket but I assumed dances would be $25 each.

This visit to Criket was at 1:30 in the afternoon; it's entirely possible the dance prices increase to $25 at night. I myself have never bought a dance there after dark, so I don't know. I usually visit clubs only on my way home from work, or at lunchtime.

I might reiterate here for everyone's benefit, over the years of dayshift visits, dancers have told me they prefer working day shift because the clientele is generally older, and therefore both more respectful and wealthier, I. E. , freer with cash. I am as frugal as the next guy, but perhaps this expectation may account for the reception I usually get, even though there is nothing about my appearance that says "money" -- just "old", maybe.

[StripperLover]

Total outlay -- two dances at $20 each, one nonalcoholic drink at $7, plus $3 tip to the waitress -- $50.

Can't say that I've ever gotten a dance at the Cricket but I assumed dances would be $25 each.

[Acoustic53]

Great review, love the details. Made me feel like I was there, although I'm not the peeping Tom Sasha sounds like my type, I'll have to see her at some point.

Thank you! Oftentimes I think I overshare.

As for Sasha, yes, I enjoyed nibbling on her, and I think you will, too.

[Acoustic53]

What club in the Detroit area has dancers that go by the names of Seduction and Obsession. Any help would be appreciated.

Aren't those both names of perfumes?

Why do I think there is a punch line coming? .

[YoHat]

Today, I had some unplanned free time because my manager, who came to Michigan to give me my midyear review, took one look at me and told me to take a sick day and go home.

Instead, I paid a visit to the (Silver) Criket this afternoon for the first time in months, and I'm pleased to report there was no tip required by the male employee in the VIP section. Nor can I say I noticed any peeking, although I'll admit I was not paying any attention to the curtain whatsoever, so there could have been the entire staff outside it for all I know. I'll also admit that the presence of any male employee at all back there is new to me.

But I'll go back to the beginning: because I was not feeling up to par, I decided before entering the Criket that I was requesting only one dance per dancer, no "extra" fun, and I let them know this from the outset.

The two dancers who took me back were as different as can be: a somewhat mature Sasha, 5'9" - and with heels on, could look me straight in the eyes. Big eyes, big, wide smile, with smooth dark skin, long straight dark hair to her waist (likely a hairpiece), full lips, B-cups and wide, flaring hips; and young (under 30) Lexie, a very petite and slender 5'0", very pale, very tatted, light brown hair to her shoulders, slender hips that were smaller than mine, and her boobs A-cups at most. She told me they "expanded", as she said her nipples became equal to the size of her breasts when stimulated.

I had decided before I arrived that I would hold out for a petite busty teenager with a tiny waist and a bubble butt; this unicorn did not materialize, however. Whereas, I did not find either of these two women all that appealing, as both of them had much rounder bellies than I like on a woman; but I went to the back with each of them in turn partly out of politeness, and partly because I drawn by their demeanor and approach.

Sasha took plenty of time to chat me up at the table, ask after my health, and discuss treatments for influenza (which I told her, erroneously, that I was recovering from); after asking my symptoms and treatment and timeline, she concluded with a smile that "you are more horny than sick", and invited me to join her in the back. I was persuaded by her manner, and I went. She confirmed what I wanted (only a dance), and gently offered more fun, but did not press when I remained resolute. Although she made it difficult.

Sasha danced in front of me and disrobed slowly, and offered her nipples for me to suck for quite some time while she swayed for that one and a half songs, while my ran my fingertips up and down her body. She also lightly drew her knee and her fingers along my crotch, and commented favorably when she got the reaction she wanted. She joked that she "had no control over other people's bodies", and I joked back that she "certainly had some influence, Miss Smarty Pants!

When the song was over, she did ask teasingly if I didn't want her to continue for more fun, but I'd made up my mind, but damn! When I stood up and found that she was exactly my height (albeit in four-inch heels), I was so very tempted by her striking appearance. I did not ask prices from her, though, sorry.

Sasha let me know she is the only Latina working there, Mondays and Tuesdays, and I'm thinking of checking her out next time for more than a dance.

Lexie was also friendly but much more business-like than Sasha. She also asked after my health, and I began to give her the same story I gave to Sasha, but she instead told me about her own two-year-old son having the flu, and that he is borderline autistic as well. Then she cut that short and said, "want to go back for some fun?" and I thought, might as well cut to the chase.

Once in the back, Lexie was direct in asking what I wanted and what was I "comfortable" paying? She was offering a BJ to "relax". I said usually $50-$60 for that, and she said she charges $100. We did not get to the FS price, as I redirected her back to the one dance I planned for.

Hers was more the usual lap dance, since she is so small, she could easily fit in my lap while I fondled her cute, tiny tits, which she encouraged, saying "I love having my tits played with. " Yum!

When I stroked her thighs, I found them so firm, they seemed to be made of iron. I exclaimed, and she said with a laugh, "I've been a dancer a long time -- I'm older than you think. I just say 'under 30. '.

She also said she has a rule about no sex with guys under 50 -- or maybe it's under 60 -- except for the younger regular guy she was eating a meal with before she saw me.

Again, I had no intentions of asking for more than a dance with her, but she had me rethinking it. I may see her again, too, for more than a dance.

Total outlay -- two dances at $20 each, one nonalcoholic drink at $7, plus $3 tip to the waitress -- $50.

Great review, love the details. Made me feel like I was there, although I'm not the peeping Tom Sasha sounds like my type, I'll have to see her at some point.

[HotDog0007]

What club in the Detroit area has dancers that go by the names of Seduction and Obsession. Any help would be appreciated.

[BillieJean1]

I remember seeing 2 bald guys but one of the guys is good, he even greets you and says have a good time and all that but there is another guy at the back (taller guy) that's not so friendly and expects tips. I think he is the peeping Tom?! And Oh boy! If you are 6'1 you will think most people are shorter than you. Haha.

I'll admit that I really wasn't looking at the guy in the back directing the dancer and me to an unoccupied booth, although I did get an impression of a larger man. For comparison, I'm 6'1", 170, so I'm thinking he was shorter but broader.

Re: the peeking, I'm trying to resolve my feeling over this by comparing with Venus, where the VIP booths were not curtained; it took me a few visits there to become accustomed to the idea that I might see other patrons engaged with their dancers, and that I might be seen as well. Hell, I recall having to step over one's legs sticking out into the aisle. But this is not that, and I'm never going to be comfortable with a Peeping Tom. Problem is that patrons can't exactly claim an expectation of a certain level of privacy in the VIP of an SC -- can they?

[Acoustic53]

Has amy5 one described him? Bald half dark beard? Big guy? Here at opening and the first older guy that headed to the back this guy hurried across the room and went to the back until they were finished. There is no reason for that. I'm going to try BT's.

I'll admit that I really wasn't looking at the guy in the back directing the dancer and me to an unoccupied booth, although I did get an impression of a larger man. For comparison, I'm 6'1", 170, so I'm thinking he was shorter but broader.

Re: the peeking, I'm trying to resolve my feeling over this by comparing with Venus, where the VIP booths were not curtained; it took me a few visits there to become accustomed to the idea that I might see other patrons engaged with their dancers, and that I might be seen as well. Hell, I recall having to step over one's legs sticking out into the aisle. But this is not that, and I'm never going to be comfortable with a Peeping Tom. Problem is that patrons can't exactly claim an expectation of a certain level of privacy in the VIP of an SC -- can they?