Strip Club Reports

[Tim P14]

Has amy5 one described him? Bald half dark beard? Big guy? Here at opening and the first older guy that headed to the back this guy hurried across the room and went to the back until they were finished. There is no reason for that. I'm going to try BT's.

[Writer]

Today, I had some unplanned free time because my manager, who came to Michigan to give me my midyear review, took one look at me and told me to take a sick day and go home.

Instead, I paid a visit to the (Silver) Criket this afternoon for the first time in months, and I'm pleased to report there was no tip required by the male employee in the VIP section. Nor can I say I noticed any peeking, although I'll admit I was not paying any attention to the curtain whatsoever, so there could have been the entire staff outside it for all I know. I'll also admit that the presence of any male employee at all back there is new to me.

But I'll go back to the beginning: because I was not feeling up to par, I decided before entering the Criket that I was requesting only one dance per dancer, no "extra" fun, and I let them know this from the outset.

The two dancers who took me back were as different as can be: a somewhat mature Sasha, 5'9" - and with heels on, could look me straight in the eyes. Big eyes, big, wide smile, with smooth dark skin, long straight dark hair to her waist (likely a hairpiece), full lips, B-cups and wide, flaring hips; and young (under 30) Lexie, a very petite and slender 5'0", very pale, very tatted, light brown hair to her shoulders, slender hips that were smaller than mine, and her boobs A-cups at most. She told me they "expanded", as she said her nipples became equal to the size of her breasts when stimulated.

I had decided before I arrived that I would hold out for a petite busty teenager with a tiny waist and a bubble butt; this unicorn did not materialize, however. Whereas, I did not find either of these two women all that appealing, as both of them had much rounder bellies than I like on a woman; but I went to the back with each of them in turn partly out of politeness, and partly because I drawn by their demeanor and approach.

Sasha took plenty of time to chat me up at the table, ask after my health, and discuss treatments for influenza (which I told her, erroneously, that I was recovering from); after asking my symptoms and treatment and timeline, she concluded with a smile that "you are more horny than sick", and invited me to join her in the back. I was persuaded by her manner, and I went. She confirmed what I wanted (only a dance), and gently offered more fun, but did not press when I remained resolute. Although she made it difficult.

Sasha danced in front of me and disrobed slowly, and offered her nipples for me to suck for quite some time while she swayed for that one and a half songs, while my ran my fingertips up and down her body. She also lightly drew her knee and her fingers along my crotch, and commented favorably when she got the reaction she wanted. She joked that she "had no control over other people's bodies", and I joked back that she "certainly had some influence, Miss Smarty Pants!

When the song was over, she did ask teasingly if I didn't want her to continue for more fun, but I'd made up my mind, but damn! When I stood up and found that she was exactly my height (albeit in four-inch heels), I was so very tempted by her striking appearance. I did not ask prices from her, though, sorry.

Sasha let me know she is the only Latina working there, Mondays and Tuesdays, and I'm thinking of checking her out next time for more than a dance.

Lexie was also friendly but much more business-like than Sasha. She also asked after my health, and I began to give her the same story I gave to Sasha, but she instead told me about her own two-year-old son having the flu, and that he is borderline autistic as well. Then she cut that short and said, "want to go back for some fun?" and I thought, might as well cut to the chase.

Once in the back, Lexie was direct in asking what I wanted and what was I "comfortable" paying? She was offering a BJ to "relax". I said usually $50-$60 for that, and she said she charges $100. We did not get to the FS price, as I redirected her back to the one dance I planned for.

Hers was more the usual lap dance, since she is so small, she could easily fit in my lap while I fondled her cute, tiny tits, which she encouraged, saying "I love having my tits played with. " Yum!

When I stroked her thighs, I found them so firm, they seemed to be made of iron. I exclaimed, and she said with a laugh, "I've been a dancer a long time -- I'm older than you think. I just say 'under 30. '.

She also said she has a rule about no sex with guys under 50 -- or maybe it's under 60 -- except for the younger regular guy she was eating a meal with before she saw me.

Again, I had no intentions of asking for more than a dance with her, but she had me rethinking it. I may see her again, too, for more than a dance.

Total outlay -- two dances at $20 each, one nonalcoholic drink at $7, plus $3 tip to the waitress -- $50.

I spent a little quality time with Lexi last week, my go to girl Charlie was out of town and lexi is another petite playground. It was one point five for everything and everyone had a great time, if there was any peeking I didn't notice. Like you my attention was focused elsewhere.

[Tomautoman]

Agreed, not appropriate or cool at all. But if it happened to me, I'd be tempted to throw open the curtains and demand he pay for the "show".

Chances are they want to see if the girls are doing any extras. If they are, they want a cut of the action to keep quiet. Not that it really makes a difference, it's pretty much all about the money. Kinda makes you feel bad for the dancers.

[Acoustic53]

He was peeking again. More than once-- just quick peeks. ,. But not cool to be doing at all.

Agreed, not appropriate or cool at all. But if it happened to me, I'd be tempted to throw open the curtains and demand he pay for the "show".

[TomSmith26]

Have not experienced the peeking. But I was there this past Friday, and this time it wasn't even a suggestion. Just "it's ten bucks to go back there and I have change. " I like my girl but next time I'm just going to tell her we can't go back if he's going to shake me down. The girls will fix it if they start losing money.

He was peeking again. More than once-- just quick peeks. ,. But not cool to be doing at all.

[SevenSixfive]

Stay away from this one. Over priced with payment required up front and then everything you agreed to goes out the window.

[Acoustic53]

Have not experienced the peeking. But I was there this past Friday, and this time it wasn't even a suggestion. Just "it's ten bucks to go back there and I have change. " I like my girl but next time I'm just going to tell her we can't go back if he's going to shake me down. The girls will fix it if they start losing money.

Today, I had some unplanned free time because my manager, who came to Michigan to give me my midyear review, took one look at me and told me to take a sick day and go home.

Instead, I paid a visit to the (Silver) Criket this afternoon for the first time in months, and I'm pleased to report there was no tip required by the male employee in the VIP section. Nor can I say I noticed any peeking, although I'll admit I was not paying any attention to the curtain whatsoever, so there could have been the entire staff outside it for all I know. I'll also admit that the presence of any male employee at all back there is new to me.

But I'll go back to the beginning: because I was not feeling up to par, I decided before entering the Criket that I was requesting only one dance per dancer, no "extra" fun, and I let them know this from the outset.

The two dancers who took me back were as different as can be: a somewhat mature Sasha, 5'9" - and with heels on, could look me straight in the eyes. Big eyes, big, wide smile, with smooth dark skin, long straight dark hair to her waist (likely a hairpiece), full lips, B-cups and wide, flaring hips; and young (under 30) Lexie, a very petite and slender 5'0", very pale, very tatted, light brown hair to her shoulders, slender hips that were smaller than mine, and her boobs A-cups at most. She told me they "expanded", as she said her nipples became equal to the size of her breasts when stimulated.

I had decided before I arrived that I would hold out for a petite busty teenager with a tiny waist and a bubble butt; this unicorn did not materialize, however. Whereas, I did not find either of these two women all that appealing, as both of them had much rounder bellies than I like on a woman; but I went to the back with each of them in turn partly out of politeness, and partly because I drawn by their demeanor and approach.

Sasha took plenty of time to chat me up at the table, ask after my health, and discuss treatments for influenza (which I told her, erroneously, that I was recovering from); after asking my symptoms and treatment and timeline, she concluded with a smile that "you are more horny than sick", and invited me to join her in the back. I was persuaded by her manner, and I went. She confirmed what I wanted (only a dance), and gently offered more fun, but did not press when I remained resolute. Although she made it difficult.

Sasha danced in front of me and disrobed slowly, and offered her nipples for me to suck for quite some time while she swayed for that one and a half songs, while my ran my fingertips up and down her body. She also lightly drew her knee and her fingers along my crotch, and commented favorably when she got the reaction she wanted. She joked that she "had no control over other people's bodies", and I joked back that she "certainly had some influence, Miss Smarty Pants!

When the song was over, she did ask teasingly if I didn't want her to continue for more fun, but I'd made up my mind, but damn! When I stood up and found that she was exactly my height (albeit in four-inch heels), I was so very tempted by her striking appearance. I did not ask prices from her, though, sorry.

Sasha let me know she is the only Latina working there, Mondays and Tuesdays, and I'm thinking of checking her out next time for more than a dance.

Lexie was also friendly but much more business-like than Sasha. She also asked after my health, and I began to give her the same story I gave to Sasha, but she instead told me about her own two-year-old son having the flu, and that he is borderline autistic as well. Then she cut that short and said, "want to go back for some fun?" and I thought, might as well cut to the chase.

Once in the back, Lexie was direct in asking what I wanted and what was I "comfortable" paying? She was offering a BJ to "relax". I said usually $50-$60 for that, and she said she charges $100. We did not get to the FS price, as I redirected her back to the one dance I planned for.

Hers was more the usual lap dance, since she is so small, she could easily fit in my lap while I fondled her cute, tiny tits, which she encouraged, saying "I love having my tits played with. " Yum!

When I stroked her thighs, I found them so firm, they seemed to be made of iron. I exclaimed, and she said with a laugh, "I've been a dancer a long time -- I'm older than you think. I just say 'under 30. '.

She also said she has a rule about no sex with guys under 50 -- or maybe it's under 60 -- except for the younger regular guy she was eating a meal with before she saw me.

Again, I had no intentions of asking for more than a dance with her, but she had me rethinking it. I may see her again, too, for more than a dance.

Total outlay -- two dances at $20 each, one nonalcoholic drink at $7, plus $3 tip to the waitress -- $50.

[BillieJean1]

Honestly, I wouldn't mind paying him if he has a good attitude but he is a bit aggressive.

Have not experienced the peeking. But I was there this past Friday, and this time it wasn't even a suggestion. Just "it's ten bucks to go back there and I have change. " I like my girl but next time I'm just going to tell her we can't go back if he's going to shake me down. The girls will fix it if they start losing money.

[A Nony Mau5]

My friend told me the VIP guy peeks in on closed curtains. Then I remember a few months ago a dancer told me "sometimes he does that".

Does this happen to anyone else?

Have not experienced the peeking. But I was there this past Friday, and this time it wasn't even a suggestion. Just "it's ten bucks to go back there and I have change. " I like my girl but next time I'm just going to tell her we can't go back if he's going to shake me down. The girls will fix it if they start losing money.

[TomSmith26]

Yes. Told us he worked for tips and that the standard tip for the far back booth was $10. Didn't feel like a suggestion.

Is to stop spending your money there until they get the hint that it's bad for business.

I agree, I have stopped going there because of that annoying guy. His presence removes one of the main selling points of the club.

My friend told me the VIP guy peeks in on closed curtains. Then I remember a few months ago a dancer told me "sometimes he does that".

Does this happen to anyone else?

[Dbiz01]

Went in around 2:30 P, pretty dead. Things got much better when I met an ebony beauty named Hazel. Cute as a button. $80 for CBJ (girl could take the chrome off a bumper). New WF named Mia. Nice bod for 18. Nothing happen there. Needs some time an experience.

[TomSmith26]

I agree, I have stopped going there because of that annoying guy. His presence removes one of the main selling points of the club.

And he is the only reason I would consider not going back.

[TomSmith26]

Today got hustled at coliseum morning shift by a stripper by the name of Kayla which I think was her name or something ending with 'la'. She is white, tall and on a little healthier side with piercings on her face cheeks. We negotiated before going to the VIP and the terms were. 15 for full FS with BBBJ with no song count. After in the VIP she asked me to give her the roses i told her no and i said i can put them on the table which she was ok with. She immediately started vigorously playing with my package and I said slow down but didn't listen. Then she got down for BBBJ and said I cannot do it I was wth, she said i can take 10 roses off. She quickly put on cover and started a very vigorous CBJ I kinda hurt and I was like fuck this and I told her to start the main course and she got on me and didn't even insert properly and started making fake noises after 2 mins she asked did you release and checked the cover I was like not so fast slow down but won't listen I was mad and I said ok lets do doggy and she did it for 1 min and immediately took my thing out and started a very forceful HJ I was like ok I am done. She quickly grabbed the roses and dashed.

I thought I have been in this hobby long enough but today was a lesson. Even with all reccomended steps you can still get hustled. What would you guys reccomend in such a situation?

When a stripper asks for the money up front or for it to be put on the table that's a major red flag for me. IMO that means she's planning on ripping you off, girls that provide good service always get paid because we want a retap.

Thanks for the tip MightyMonger appreciate it. You are right I should have asked her to stop the first time and left when she didn't listen, but my little head was excited and was hopeful for a good time.

By the way I edited the post: She asked for donation upfront which I declined and I told her I have the roses in my pocket don't worry. But she said I would like to see it and I put it on the table so nobody had it until the session was over which was a mistake I think.

Every time I paid up front things somehow did not work out.

[KdScott222]

Anyone got any info on this mother daughter team. Renee used to go by sparkles worked at coliseum and hustler now works at legends fake cans brown short hair has daughter that works with her big ass? Extras available prices?

[XaDudeX]

Naughty purse girl is Tori.

The woman with the really long nipples.