Strip Club Reports

**CGFitness** · 08-19-17 18:39

Originally Posted by Oswalt [View Original Post]

If you have enough $$ anything is possible with the right dancer.

Thank you. Will this occur in the lap dance area, VIP, or after her shift?

**Oswalt** · 08-19-17 18:37

If you have enough $$ anything is possible with the right dancer.

Originally Posted by CGFitness [View Original Post]

Thanks Oswalt! Ultra high mileage as in FS is a possibility?

**CGFitness** · 08-19-17 06:17

Originally Posted by Oswalt [View Original Post]

Ultra High Mileage.

Thanks Oswalt! Ultra high mileage as in FS is a possibility?

**Lovergrrl** · 08-15-17 19:15

That's a bit TOO gritty for most of us, lol.

Originally Posted by DutchTreat [View Original Post]

You can cruise the gritty streets of Stanton, specifically, along Beach Blvd. Just beware of the trannies when you get close to GG Blvd.

Dutch.

**Oswalt** · 08-15-17 19:10

Ultra High Mileage.

Originally Posted by CGFitness [View Original Post]

Haha I see sorry but what does UHM mean.

**DutchTreat** · 08-15-17 16:18

You can cruise the gritty streets of Stanton, specifically, along Beach Blvd. Just beware of the trannies when you get close to GG Blvd.

Dutch.

Originally Posted by Lovergrrl [View Original Post]

Tijuana's is pretty well known as an UHM place overall, and the girls run the gamut of sizes & colors so that chances are there is someone for everyone who visits.

And if you do somehow wind up leaving unfulfilled there is an AMP next door.

**CGFitness** · 08-15-17 16:06

Originally Posted by Lovergrrl [View Original Post]

Tijuana's is pretty well known as an UHM place overall, and the girls run the gamut of sizes & colors so that chances are there is someone for everyone who visits.

And if you do somehow wind up leaving unfulfilled there is an AMP next door.

Haha I see sorry but what does UHM mean.

**Lovergrrl** · 08-15-17 15:53

Originally Posted by CGFitness [View Original Post]

Does she give extras and how much?

Tijuana's is pretty well known as an UHM place overall, and the girls run the gamut of sizes & colors so that chances are there is someone for everyone who visits.

And if you do somehow wind up leaving unfulfilled there is an AMP next door.

**TotalGrip** · 08-15-17 13:03

Originally Posted by CGFitness [View Original Post]

Does she give extras and how much?

Honestly: I don't know.

She was very handsy and allowed me to be handsy. I think HJ and FIV are negotiable. My guess: $40 tip. But again. I don't know for certain.

I was posting more-so for the guys who. Like me. Love slim, naturally-busty women. She was pretty and pleasant as well.

**CGFitness** · 08-14-17 21:10

Originally Posted by TotalGrip [View Original Post]

Tijuana's Showgirls / Tijuana's Theater / Tijuana's.

Nala. Like the fictional lioness in Disney's Lion King.

Beautiful, young, tight-bodied, fresh, sweet, big boobies, and black.

Girl is a very approachable, social, and beautiful woman.

Really, really, really great natural d-cup breasts. Top notch!

Gave a great, sexy, provocative topless lap dance.

Ya'll! I'm in love!

Does she give extras and how much?

**CoolDude714** · 08-12-17 21:14

Back in June, I went to Tijuana's on a late night and met this beautiful asian girl name "kim" and she has big natural D's. Got a couple lap dance from her and that was it. Has anyone got more than just a dance from her?

**TotalGrip** · 08-09-17 19:58

Tijuana's Showgirls / Tijuana's Theater / Tijuana's.

Nala. Like the fictional lioness in Disney's Lion King.

Beautiful, young, tight-bodied, fresh, sweet, big boobies, and black.

Girl is a very approachable, social, and beautiful woman.

Really, really, really great natural d-cup breasts. Top notch!

Gave a great, sexy, provocative topless lap dance.

Ya'll! I'm in love!

**TotalGrip** · 08-08-17 12:50

Originally Posted by buddhahead [View Original Post]

I recommend wearing a rubber, which is cheaper (you can get a box at the 99 cent store (really)) and allows for a better "feel" than the diaper. This also gives you the flexibility of other types of "lap dances".

At buddahead: I vaguely remember trying that a couple times. I think I got uncomfortable when I wasn't hard, or it rolled off, or something. Because. Yes, it is cheaper and way more accessible to do it that way. But for some reason I stopped doing that method.

TO THE AUDIENCE: if you are reading this, try the condom method first. (Also, I got propositioned by a stripper once, and having that condom ready would've been helpful.).

**BuddhaHead** · 08-08-17 02:06

Originally Posted by TotalGrip [View Original Post]

So, I've seen a lot of reviews for Strip Clubs being a "bad return on investment. " To which I agree. HOWEVER, I now use a product called Liquid Lap Dance. Basically it is a bikini with a rubber compartment. You put on the thin bikini, stick your junk in and lube up the rubber compartment, and when you get the lap dance just bust in the compartment. Wear thin pants: business pants, sweat pants, workout pants (my favorite is the thin polyester-silk-like lined business pants). You get your junk grinded on by a hottie and if she's good enough she can get you to cum with no clean-up required. Rest a bit, then get another chick....

I recommend wearing a rubber, which is cheaper (you can get a box at the 99 cent store (really)) and allows for a better "feel" than the diaper. This also gives you the flexibility of other types of "lap dances".

**DutchTreat** · 08-07-17 19:26

The gif on their website is hilarious. So basically, it's dry humping with a rubber catch basin. I can see where the risk of hearing balloon like squeaking could be a potential hazard of using this device.

Dutch.

Originally Posted by TotalGrip [View Original Post]

https://www.liquidlapdance.com/

The noise level in Tijuana's is good. There's one seat in Cali Girls that's not so good.