Strip Club Reports

**TotalGrip** · 08-07-17 19:15

Originally Posted by DutchTreat [View Original Post]

Okay, so Amazon was not impressed by my request! Where the hell did you buy that thing? Dude, I don't even want to know how you came across this corn starch trick of yours! Stiff, crunchy rubber compartment that sticks to itself? I must say that I admire your creativity. I'm just a little concerned about how noisy that thing is if it can be heard above the loud music that is typically played in strip clubs! Regardless, it's not a bad option, especially since I learned the hard way, back in the day, NOT to wear khakis during a hip grinding lap dance! The wet spot on the crotch is a dead giveaway as you're making the dreaded walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up! Kudos to your inventive solution to the problem!

Dutch.

https://www.liquidlapdance.com/

The noise level in Tijuana's is good. There's one seat in Cali Girls that's not so good.

**DutchTreat** · 08-07-17 14:13

Okay, so Amazon was not impressed by my request! Where the hell did you buy that thing? Dude, I don't even want to know how you came across this corn starch trick of yours! Stiff, crunchy rubber compartment that sticks to itself? I must say that I admire your creativity. I'm just a little concerned about how noisy that thing is if it can be heard above the loud music that is typically played in strip clubs! Regardless, it's not a bad option, especially since I learned the hard way, back in the day, NOT to wear khakis during a hip grinding lap dance! The wet spot on the crotch is a dead giveaway as you're making the dreaded walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up! Kudos to your inventive solution to the problem!

Dutch.

Originally Posted by TotalGrip [View Original Post]

So, I've seen a lot of reviews for Strip Clubs being a "bad return on investment. " To which I agree. HOWEVER, I now use a product called Liquid Lap Dance. Basically it is a bikini with a rubber compartment. You put on the thin bikini, stick your junk in and lube up the rubber compartment, and when you get the lap dance just bust in the compartment. Wear thin pants: business pants, sweat pants, workout pants (my favorite is the thin polyester-silk-like lined business pants). You get your junk grinded on by a hottie and if she's good enough she can get you to cum with no clean-up required. Rest a bit, then get another chick.

So, the rubber compartment requires some upkeep, put corn starch on it when storing, otherwise the rubber gets too stiff and crunchy and adheres to itself. You need to apply the lube generously before going into the club.

Only once did a stripper notice I was wearing it. Because it was too noisey as she grinded on me. Another time a stripper wanted to give me a HJ, but I didn't want to have to explain what I was wearing and why I was already lubed up. Except for those two times, I'm very thankful I wore it.

So basically at Cali Girls or Tijuana's during 2-for-1 lap dance day: $12 entry /2 drink fee. $20 two topless dances. NUT! Rest. $20 two topless dances. NUT! Annnd done. Damage is $52 plus tips, you saw multiple naked women, you came twice from four dances. NOT A BAD RETURN ON INVESTMENT.

**TotalGrip** · 08-07-17 12:58

So, I've seen a lot of reviews for Strip Clubs being a "bad return on investment. " To which I agree. HOWEVER, I now use a product called Liquid Lap Dance. Basically it is a bikini with a rubber compartment. You put on the thin bikini, stick your junk in and lube up the rubber compartment, and when you get the lap dance just bust in the compartment. Wear thin pants: business pants, sweat pants, workout pants (my favorite is the thin polyester-silk-like lined business pants). You get your junk grinded on by a hottie and if she's good enough she can get you to cum with no clean-up required. Rest a bit, then get another chick.

So, the rubber compartment requires some upkeep, put corn starch on it when storing, otherwise the rubber gets too stiff and crunchy and adheres to itself. You need to apply the lube generously before going into the club.

Only once did a stripper notice I was wearing it. Because it was too noisey as she grinded on me. Another time a stripper wanted to give me a HJ, but I didn't want to have to explain what I was wearing and why I was already lubed up. Except for those two times, I'm very thankful I wore it.

So basically at Cali Girls or Tijuana's during 2-for-1 lap dance day: $12 entry /2 drink fee. $20 two topless dances. NUT! Rest. $20 two topless dances. NUT! Annnd done. Damage is $52 plus tips, you saw multiple naked women, you came twice from four dances. NOT A BAD RETURN ON INVESTMENT.

**TotalGrip** · 07-31-17 13:21

I love big natural breasts on a slim / fit girl (Who doesn't).

I haven't been to a strip club in years. Anybody have a good lead? Schedule?

I'm going to check out Cali Girls in Santa Ana, and Tijuana's in Stanton first. I'll let you know if I find an amazing pair.

**HowdyDoody32** · 06-23-17 03:57

Originally Posted by Samurai316 [View Original Post]

Hey guys.

Here To leave a report. Girl gives like a 30 sec. Dance I Pay full price. Avoid at all cost. She's a dirty blonde spinner with a hot bod. I was going To get more If she didn't screw me over.

Samurai 316.

This is why I don't visit the bird anymore. Last time I was there it was dead, only like 3 girls. 1 was a newbie, 2 was a veteran, and 3 was hot but taken by a high roller LOL. Settled with veteran who said, "Want me to make you cum?" VIP lasts like five minutes lmao. No dance, she just goes straight for the bone, 2 second CBJ and the most painful HJ at a million stokes a minute. Totally uncomfortable, making you feel like you have to rush, etc. That and the drink hustle. Not just by waitress but also by dancers too.

**Lovergrrl** · 06-21-17 11:47

Originally Posted by Samurai316 [View Original Post]

Hey guys,

I could give you names, but It's not necessary. Go during The night shift if you Are looking for high milage. Just don't go on Friday or Saturday. Just ask The girls discretly while getting a 2 for 1 And take It from there. You could kind of tell by talking To The girls who's down And who's not. FYI take a rubber or 2. .

If you are in the market for some HM, try Sahara or Dirty Bird. XTC is another great place, tho expensive with their $50 bed dances. But the dancers are hot af.

**Samurai316** · 06-21-17 02:41

Originally Posted by Lovergrrl [View Original Post]

There's mileage to be had but like you said it depends on the girl. If you're there day-shift try out Danielle. Not a bad looker, but a bit older with a pretty good body. The sky's the limit with her.

Hey guys,

I could give you names, but It's not necessary. Go during The night shift if you Are looking for high milage. Just don't go on Friday or Saturday. Just ask The girls discretly while getting a 2 for 1 And take It from there. You could kind of tell by talking To The girls who's down And who's not. FYI take a rubber or 2. .

**Lovergrrl** · 06-01-17 10:58

Originally Posted by GoldTeef [View Original Post]

Whatup yall. In the Cali girls santa ana they offer $200 VIP for 1/2 hr. What is it that they do? Is it just HJ or to what extent do they go? I know it probably depends on the girl but has anyone here done the 200 deal.

There's mileage to be had but like you said it depends on the girl. If you're there day-shift try out Danielle. Not a bad looker, but a bit older with a pretty good body. The sky's the limit with her.

**GoldTeef** · 06-01-17 01:48

Whatup yall. In the Cali girls santa ana they offer $200 VIP for 1/2 hr. What is it that they do? Is it just HJ or to what extent do they go? I know it probably depends on the girl but has anyone here done the 200 deal.

**Samurai316** · 05-17-17 03:26

Hey guys.

Here To leave a report. Girl gives like a 30 sec. Dance I Pay full price. Avoid at all cost. She's a dirty blonde spinner with a hot bod. I was going To get more If she didn't screw me over.

Samurai 316.

**Decepticon64** · 05-14-17 13:34

Didn't know all the LD were bikini only. Did a couple 2 F1's as the grinds were actually pretty good. Most of the girls here are lookers though and admission and drinks are relatively affordable (compared to LA clubs at least). Good place for a birthday party or to bring your female friends out I guess.

**Lovergrrl** · 05-11-17 00:55

Originally Posted by AcuraDreamer [View Original Post]

The owner of the club is actually a retired dancer. She was sued by dancers in the past regarding wages and lost. The club has the most part been $50 bed dances. The downfall of the club is due to lack of talent. Many of the veteran dancers would bully new dancers. I've read recent reviews that they average four to six girls a night. Not worth the price of admission.

What they lack in quantity they make up for in quality. I have only visited during dayshift but the 4 or 5 dancers that were there were all lookers. Most have lots of tats so that's going to be a deal breaker for some customers. But the talent was there and they brought the goods. But you got to keep an eye on the clock because although the songs aren't cut those $50 dances do add up quickly.

**Samurai316** · 04-25-17 12:59

Originally Posted by PoonObsession [View Original Post]

"Not worth it" is referring to imperial or tijuanas?

Tijuanas is this the south of the border Tijuana? Or the club in stanton? Gardengrovr?

Imperial showgirls in anaheim is not worth It. I haven't been To Tijuana's in stanton. Tijuana south of The border is totally worth It, but It's best To go with a group or someone who knows their way around. There Are night clubs And Then There is The famous red Light district.

So Yeah, To stay on tópic The joint ImSho wasn't worth It last time I went.

**PoonObsession** · 04-24-17 01:24

Originally Posted by Samurai316 [View Original Post]

Yeah. It's totally not worth It. A few years back, I would say that they had talented chicks. Last time I went (in 2016), It sucked. If you're like me, you can learn The hard way. LOL.

"Not worth it" is referring to imperial or tijuanas?

Tijuanas is this the south of the border Tijuana? Or the club in stanton? Gardengrovr?

**Samurai316** · 04-20-17 05:47

Originally Posted by DatFullService [View Original Post]

Has anyone tried Imperial Showgirls by the 91? It's now a part of my commute but I don't know the specials, atmosphere, mileage, etc. Seems really hidden behind Del Taco that no one would ever see it much less go there.

Man, Dutch, I'd hang with you at a strip club if our ages weren't so drastically different. I WOULD recommend Tijuana's. I've been going for about 2 years. Wed 2 for 1's. The fully nude is where it's at. If the girls take a liking to you (and especially if it's slow, like during the day shift) the extras come out. Had the 5 song VIP (once from a girl who hinted at more. Got the whole thing. Didn't tip the first time, gave her. 2 the second. Like I said, YMMV. The stars have to align. I'm not a bad looking dude and look very young so this is just my experience.

Yeah. It's totally not worth It. A few years back, I would say that they had talented chicks. Last time I went (in 2016), It sucked. If you're like me, you can learn The hard way. LOL.