Massage Parlor Reports

**WebbedFingers** · 07-08-17 03:54

Originally Posted by JohnyBig [View Original Post]

Was bored on the 4th and tried to get a massage from one of my two favorite places and both closed. Who would have thought Asian AMPs would be celebrating the 4th. Everywhere else was open. I happen to pass by this place that is close to 436/1792 don't know the name other than red white building and says massage on the outside open 7 days. Decide what the heck and went in. $40 for 1 hr. Very large Korean girl gave me a massage. Decent massage, but on the flip nothing extra. Had to jack my own shit after! So if you want a half way decent massage and nothing extra not a bod place. Only issue was smelling like coco butter after leaving. Some smelly massage cream.

Yeah, I went in needing an actual massage, & from the looks of it, I didn't expect any extras. Really didn't want any from her either! I found the massage to be lame & mechanical. Lots of 'over the sheet' massage. Big red flag on no extras!! .

Being fairly new to this, my best experience has been right down the street at Island Therapy! Had Tina, a petite spinner, but apparently gone now.

**Oh Bee Tee** · 07-08-17 01:11

After work I stopped by the impossible to search for on this forum "You Massage" (it's just the letterU but this forum automatically replaces that single letter with the word "You") near Universal on Vineland. It was near closing time so chose a HH and the mamasan took the standard fee of $60. She took me back to the farthest room even though I was the only one there. A fairly plain but subtly attractive Asian woman came in after I had disrobed and took me to the table shower. She pulled out some sandals for me to wear on the short walk to the table shower which instantly had me concerned about athletes foot. The time spent warming the table afforded me the opportunity to observe the masseuse more closely. She was wearing a conservative flowered sundress, almost like a dress someone's mother would wear to church. The dress did nothing to accentuate her small frame nor her B cups. The table shower was fine but no extra attention was paid to the boys apart from the standard wash.

Back in the room I requested a light touch but got a nearly imperceptible feather massage. She spent an inordinate amount of time on my upper thighs in an attempt to arrouse me so I had high hopes for the flip. I lightly caressed her legs periodically to indicate my intentions as well.

A minute after the flip she motioned a question asking if I would like a HJ. I agreed and did not ask for additional services since I wasn't very attracted to her and didn't want to pay more than necessary to accomplish the goal with her.

Then she did the thing I hate. She asked me "how much?" Why can't these girls just do the work and then I'll tip what I think it's worth. She quickly agreed to 4 coins which immediately had me regretting not starting at 2 coins. At least she didn't make me pay immediately. I would have walked for that.

But she did ask me if anything was wrong, indicating my half-chub. No, nothing wrong with me other than some plain church lady doing business and talking money rather than trying to entice me. I know you'd rather be doing something else but I want to be fooled into thinking my pleasure is your desire.

Anyway a mediocre HJ ensued, a little over the clothes roaming was allowed, didn't even attempt to go under the church lady's dress.

After the hot towel cleanup she gave me a head massage (the head on top of my shoulders). That was the best part of the whole experience. I nearly fell asleep it was so relaxing.

But overall, not really worth the 10 coins. More is available here, I've gotten BBBJCIM here before but was neither offered nor wanted it tonight. As always, YMMV. This place is near my work but I doubt I'll be back anytime soon.

**StLopezz** · 07-07-17 21:59

I have an appointment with a therapist from this board tomorrow for the first time. I decided I'll wait to see how that goes and save my coins for now. I have read so many good reviews of this place. I hope when I go, I get what I'm looking for.

Originally Posted by NaughtyBoy1 [View Original Post]

After reading few good reviews, I tried wellness spa massage center near colonial and alfaya. I had a conference near UCF so thought of giving it a try. I have heard good things about this place, so wasn't that excited, But nervous. That's because if a monger visits a new place he has to lie or else won't get what HE wants.

So, I called them and made an appnt. Went on time and the mamasam suggested me to pick one from 3 available chicks. They aren't young, but not as old as other places on the same colonial. They are not super hot like CB, but ok if you get what you want. I picked Lucy, definitely not her real name, but who cares. I was repeatedly screened and I suspect that they will open only If you visit the place repeatedly and draw the same chick over and over again. I opted for hh, paid the housefee. It was too hot outside, so went for TS. Standing TS and a big no for me. The masseuse didn't pay any attention to the boys. She was handling them like nuclear plant.

Once inside the room, I laid down and was asked the same question whether I was here before. My answer was same as previous. I pulled her into conversation and the massage was ok. Found somewhat mechanical and same question again. At this point, I really lost my interest. I decided that I won't be getting anything. WTF, in my mind I was planning my next move. She even Didn't ask me what I want in flip. Started like a robo cop. Signalled her to stop as I was In no mood to dump Jackson's for jocking my dick. Told her not interested and she realised that she was losing the tip. Pat came another offer. At this point I really sent a txt to Sabrina. I told no offer and No tip. Dressed up and left happily saving my coins. Chick was behind me for tip. I just turned towards her and said, I will give you 15 seconds, full menu or I am off. She didn't understand my words. Left the place and decided never to return. As another monget said YMMV, for me, it's no ROI. Damage. 50 for hh and no tip and no HE. Life goes on hunting more.

NB1.

**Ramjj2015** · 07-07-17 20:28

Originally Posted by JohnyBig [View Original Post]

Was bored on the 4th and tried to get a massage from one of my two favorite places and both closed. Who would have thought Asian AMPs would be celebrating the 4th. Everywhere else was open. I happen to pass by this place that is close to 436/1792 don't know the name other than red white building and says massage on the outside open 7 days. Decide what the heck and went in. $40 for 1 hr. Very large Korean girl gave me a massage. Decent massage, but on the flip nothing extra. Had to jack my own shit after! So if you want a half way decent massage and nothing extra not a bod place. Only issue was smelling like coco butter after leaving. Some smelly massage cream.

Bummer man. I walked in there and saw how ugly she was and left. Glad I didn't stay. Thanks for taking one for the team I guess LOL.

**NaughtyBoy1** · 07-07-17 20:20

After reading few good reviews, I tried wellness spa massage center near colonial and alfaya. I had a conference near UCF so thought of giving it a try. I have heard good things about this place, so wasn't that excited, But nervous. That's because if a monger visits a new place he has to lie or else won't get what HE wants.

So, I called them and made an appnt. Went on time and the mamasam suggested me to pick one from 3 available chicks. They aren't young, but not as old as other places on the same colonial. They are not super hot like CB, but ok if you get what you want. I picked Lucy, definitely not her real name, but who cares. I was repeatedly screened and I suspect that they will open only If you visit the place repeatedly and draw the same chick over and over again. I opted for hh, paid the housefee. It was too hot outside, so went for TS. Standing TS and a big no for me. The masseuse didn't pay any attention to the boys. She was handling them like nuclear plant.

Once inside the room, I laid down and was asked the same question whether I was here before. My answer was same as previous. I pulled her into conversation and the massage was ok. Found somewhat mechanical and same question again. At this point, I really lost my interest. I decided that I won't be getting anything. WTF, in my mind I was planning my next move. She even Didn't ask me what I want in flip. Started like a robo cop. Signalled her to stop as I was In no mood to dump Jackson's for jocking my dick. Told her not interested and she realised that she was losing the tip. Pat came another offer. At this point I really sent a txt to Sabrina. I told no offer and No tip. Dressed up and left happily saving my coins. Chick was behind me for tip. I just turned towards her and said, I will give you 15 seconds, full menu or I am off. She didn't understand my words. Left the place and decided never to return. As another monget said YMMV, for me, it's no ROI. Damage. 50 for hh and no tip and no HE. Life goes on hunting more.

NB1.

**Ukrin101** · 07-07-17 20:06

Had a dream this afternoon that I visited CB. When I came to in my dream I had just gotten to CB, it was just after 4:00 pm and there were a few cars in the lot but it wasn't packed. Got inside and went to the bathroom, heard someone else leaving. Taken to the room and paid the house 80 mario coins for an hour. Undressed when she left and when she came back we kissed and she teased someone until the shower was ready. From then on I felt rushed through the rest of my time. Back to the room and dropped 140 mario coins. Got a decent massage, a little too hard and not taking her time, again rushed. On the flip kissed, teased, rubbed, and 69, asked for some rimming which she did, before mish, and some others before I finished. Cleaned up, kisses and was on my way. That's when I woke up about 45 minutes later. Thinking back massage was a 5/10, looks were a 4/10, time was 4/10. Said her name was Alexis, probably wouldn't dream about here again. Anyone else have any experience with her?

**JohnyBig** · 07-07-17 16:20

Was bored on the 4th and tried to get a massage from one of my two favorite places and both closed. Who would have thought Asian AMPs would be celebrating the 4th. Everywhere else was open. I happen to pass by this place that is close to 436/1792 don't know the name other than red white building and says massage on the outside open 7 days. Decide what the heck and went in. $40 for 1 hr. Very large Korean girl gave me a massage. Decent massage, but on the flip nothing extra. Had to jack my own shit after! So if you want a half way decent massage and nothing extra not a bod place. Only issue was smelling like coco butter after leaving. Some smelly massage cream.

**Miketastic69** · 07-07-17 16:18

Originally Posted by LawDog17 [View Original Post]

First my reputation on this board is pretty solid so I will say my piece, I have never White Knighted or glossed for any provider. With that said, I share info from the public portions of the forum to providers who may not know what people are saying about them on the board. Sometimes the info is true and the provider makes a change for our benefit. Sometimes people just dump on a provider because she is popular or pretty or whatever. What I can't stand is people who say shit on here that is blatantly false. I've been ripped for suggesting a popular provider actually gave sub-par service. You know what I did, told everyone I knew she sucked on back channel so I didn't get my head ripped off. Well I stand up against the bs now. As always YMMV, but spreading shit that is untrue is pretty petty in my book. What causes problems on this board is when we stop sharing info. LEO wants us to clam up. Providers want us to clam up so we don't know the pricing, and management wants us to clam up so we don't know who is good or who is bad. Well I'm not clamming up. Insult intended or not, it was felt but I am a tough guy, I can take it. -- Dog.

I try to avoid sharing with AMP providers because they tend to stop doing full service and get paranoid when they think there is a lot being said about them out there. They believe the cops are reading and ready to kick in the door.

I never discuss reviews or the forum with providers because I feel like they will scan it for vulnerabilities and ways to up their prices. It also lets them know what we are willing to put up with. A lot of us say "provider x sucks but I go see her anyway." If other providers read that what's their incentive to up their game?

**JohnDagger** · 07-07-17 15:38

But never with a provider. You have no way of knowing who is telling the truth. So bros before hoes is my motto. Just how I am.

Be safe and keep tricking.

Originally Posted by LawDog17 [View Original Post]

First my reputation on this board is pretty solid so I will say my piece, I have never White Knighted or glossed for any provider. With that said, I share info from the public portions of the forum to providers who may not know what people are saying about them on the board. Sometimes the info is true and the provider makes a change for our benefit. Sometimes people just dump on a provider because she is popular or pretty or whatever. What I can't stand is people who say shit on here that is blatantly false. I've been ripped for suggesting a popular provider actually gave sub-par service. You know what I did, told everyone I knew she sucked on back channel so I didn't get my head ripped off. Well I stand up against the bs now. As always YMMV, but spreading shit that is untrue is pretty petty in my book. What causes problems on this board is when we stop sharing info. LEO wants us to clam up. Providers want us to clam up so we don't know the pricing, and management wants us to clam up so we don't know who is good or who is bad. Well I'm not clamming up. Insult intended or not, it was felt but I am a tough guy, I can take it. -- Dog.

**CMoney82** · 07-07-17 14:40

Originally Posted by Joetorious [View Original Post]

I saw her over a year ago and she told me then she was "new" to nuru LOL. She was sweet but felt rushed. I asked her to slow down bc I was going to pop, she just went harder.
The only other I tried for nuru was genesis and she was amazing.

I will say that she didn't rush things with me, but Genesis is still around there I'll keep that in mind if I pass back through for another session!

**Stiffytwo** · 07-07-17 13:00

Went to Magic the other day and got Andrea (think that's what she said) she's a tiny spinner. Asked if I wanted a table shower and I said yes it was good and very thorough. When we got back to the room I fell asleep with my hand down at my sides at the edge of the table and started to dream. I dreamt that she proceeded to place herself in a good position so that I could roam easily. She asked what kind of massage I wanted and I told her. Without getting into too much detail everything went as earlier reports stated, I think she got nude and I gave her a massage then we switched places and she finished relaxing me. At this point I woke up and looked at my watch and it was omly 30 minutes into massage. I asked if she could massage my back a little since we had time left and she said sure. She proceeded to work on my neck and back and legs for the next 30 minutes. I was very satisfied way things went and tipped. 8 she was very accommodating and I left happy and relaxed.

I had a little trouble finding their site on Backpage because they did not advertise as Magic so here is a link to their ad, I hope this works 1st time I've done this. As always be careful and stay safe stiffytwo.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...rvice/18326094

**LawDog17** · 07-07-17 12:29

Originally Posted by PhotoMan343 [View Original Post]

That was 2 weeks ago? She still does not change the bed cover.

As always YMMV, but unless you were there before and after how the fuck do you know. I was there recently and mine was on a massage table, with a fresh sheet and the sheet was replaced after mine was over. I've been to some asian places where they just hand iron the sheet back into place after you are done and this wasn't that. In addition, I used the shower and her towel, which was clean and smelled like flowers. Spread your shit in some other garden! Dog.

**LawDog17** · 07-07-17 12:24

Originally Posted by JohnDagger [View Original Post]

If members keep what's on the board on the board things will be fine. Members that run and tell a provider what is on the board is what causes the problems. Not saying that you White Knight, but it happened to me on this board. No insult intended just sharing info and insight.

First my reputation on this board is pretty solid so I will say my piece, I have never White Knighted or glossed for any provider. With that said, I share info from the public portions of the forum to providers who may not know what people are saying about them on the board. Sometimes the info is true and the provider makes a change for our benefit. Sometimes people just dump on a provider because she is popular or pretty or whatever. What I can't stand is people who say shit on here that is blatantly false. I've been ripped for suggesting a popular provider actually gave sub-par service. You know what I did, told everyone I knew she sucked on back channel so I didn't get my head ripped off. Well I stand up against the bs now. As always YMMV, but spreading shit that is untrue is pretty petty in my book. What causes problems on this board is when we stop sharing info. LEO wants us to clam up. Providers want us to clam up so we don't know the pricing, and management wants us to clam up so we don't know who is good or who is bad. Well I'm not clamming up. Insult intended or not, it was felt but I am a tough guy, I can take it. -- Dog.

**KyleClem** · 07-07-17 11:27

Coming to Orlando this weekend from Gainesville. Any FS AMP anyone can point me to??

**Joetorious** · 07-07-17 07:08

Originally Posted by CMoney82 [View Original Post]

So I finally had an opportunity to hit Luxsa today. With their advertisements of nuru sessions I have been eyeballing them for awhile. I did my research here, and between that and their ads, I figured I'd just roll the dice with whoever they gave me. Unless that person happened to be Mulan. I walk into the place and I'm greeted by a gorgeous girl who pretty much immediately flowed into a friendly conversation with me while I finalized / paid for my appointment. This girl then tells me she'd be taking care of me if that's ok. Turns out she's Mulan!

At this point I figured fuck it, I'll see how this goes, and I wasn't disappointed. Mulan admitted that she was new to nuru, and the facility lacks a shower, but otherwise everything was great. Besides the nuru, it was a standard session, and I paid the rates as advertised on their USA adult classified ad. Yeah Luxsa is pricey, but I don't regret my visit today, and my experience with Mulan was nothing like some of the negative reviews that I've read about here.

I saw her over a year ago and she told me then she was "new" to nuru LOL. She was sweet but felt rushed. I asked her to slow down bc I was going to pop, she just went harder.
The only other I tried for nuru was genesis and she was amazing.