Massage Parlor Reports

[CallMeMatthew]

Until CB and get their stuff together and open an "overflow" location to replace the shuttered BB, they may need to put in a Drive-Thru Window. . . Just to speed things along! ROTFLMFAO!

The images this conjures up are very entertaining. Thank you.

[Jiat2001]

It's late but here is my report of Mona. Last week after touching down at OIA, I quickly made the call and found out that my ATF was available. So I made the journey and dreamed of Mona. It was a wonderful dream and didn't want it to end but I woke up and it was over. As far as I know, Mona is the best. Stay safe guys.

[PhotoMan343]

If members keep what's on the board on the board things will be fine. Members that run and tell a provider what is on the board is what causes the problems. Not saying that you White Knight, but it happened to me on this board. No insult intended just sharing info and insight.

That was 2 weeks ago? She still does not change the bed cover.

[Indian River]

I went to Balance the other day and Michelle / Amy is telling me she'll have 5 names by the end of the msummer because some dumb ass mongers go in there telling her about this site. She asked me if I knew anything about her on the internet. I was like I have no idea what you speak of woman. The problem is there are too many dudes falling in love with her.

I my option, I would guess that at least half the providers are already on the board. I know of several that read the board all the time. Some will say "what board". In reality they ALL know about the board. If I was a provider I would be on it to see what others are saying about me.

[Bertil]

If members keep what's on the board on the board things will be fine. Members that run and tell a provider what is on the board is what causes the problems. Not saying that you White Knight, but it happened to me on this board. No insult intended just sharing info and insight.

I went to Balance the other day and Michelle / Amy is telling me she'll have 5 names by the end of the summer because some dumb ass mongers go in there telling her about this site. She asked me if I knew anything about her on the internet. I was like I have no idea what you speak of woman. The problem is there are too many dudes falling in love with her.

[MrBill469]

Correct Me If I'm Wrong... But, 3 letter word searches do not yield any results due to too few characters. That is why I think if providers wish to have more exposure to potential new clients seeking information on them then they should stay away from using 3 letter names.

I confirmed, long ago when still new to this thread, that I couldn't "search" on the mysterious (to me, at the time) secret code letters of "CB" or "BB". It took me a considerable amount of time reading through what must have been 40 or 50 pages of the thread to find someone that actually deciphered those letters, for the benefit of noobs! Then I ran into the SAME condition when trying to search on "Gia", which produced no results due to the "too few characters" annoyance. Thanks to Gent100 for the link, a few posts down, which at least makes it easy to find her contact info. But otherwise. . . YES, I think your point is well taken that providers with very short names may be unknowingly missing out on what is probably only a small number of opportunities for new or additional business! I say "small number" because I'm not so tunnel-visioned as to think that this board, with its search limitation, is the ONLY place from which providers collect their clients. In any case, I'd like to find a way to hunt down all recent (12 months worth) review posts about Gia so I could get a better picture of what to expect. C'est la vie!

[MrBill469]

So I started my dream at CB, it was late on a weeknight. Parking lot was PACKED! Monger standing on the stairs kept looking at his watch, I assume he was next in line. I'm sitting in the parking lot, car still running trying to figure out how to at least turn around and leave. I start to back out the drive backwards and another car pulls in behind me. There were about 5 cars crammed in there parked. As I start backing out, waiting on the car behind me to realize it was our only option another Monger comes out and walks down to the street and away. So there was more people there than cars. Finally get out and set my GPS for GG...

Until CB and get their stuff together and open an "overflow" location to replace the shuttered BB, they may need to put in a Drive-Thru Window. . . Just to speed things along! ROTFLMFAO!

[JohnDagger]

If members keep what's on the board on the board things will be fine. Members that run and tell a provider what is on the board is what causes the problems. Not saying that you White Knight, but it happened to me on this board. No insult intended just sharing info and insight.

Hey Photo-Man. I don't know you but the info you have is a little dated. She had a divorce that caused her not to use her normal set-up for a little bit but she has a table, still gives a great rub with all the wonderful service. I have read some folks throwing shade on her, which may force her underground. Your losses she will still continue to see those of us she likes. -- Dog.

[Barolo]

There was a few post recently about Lucy. Lucy since she has her own place has reined in the very limited menu. She always gave a good relaxing massage with tease. But just that, a tease. She would lightly protest if you self-service. She never exposes those beautiful melons. Only once in awhile could you touch. This is also why she always wears 3 shirts, each one tighter than the next. This is so there is no way you can get underneath. I think it is a game to her. She makes you think she wants to be bad. She makes too much money to jeopardize anything. If more people passed, her might loosen up.

[Miketastic69]

Having looked at google for some places (usually restaurants) and see the "Peak Times" feature which will tell you when a place is busy, I was wondering how we could get the same info on CB? Approx what times do you notice the parking lot full / empty / a few cars? Even drive bys if you can look if you're in the area, I'd be curious to know. I want to give it a go, but don't want to make the trip and end up sitting on the steps waiting or get a rush job because their busy. I'm looking for non-peak hours!

Thanks,

-USTraveller.

To reduce the wait times of CB or any other place to math would be a great app to have. The trouble is, these things are so hard to predict because there is the human factor. Some observations I've made about popular places, and their peak times / days:

1. Lunch time or 11:30 to 1:00.

2. Right after work or 4:50 to about 8:00 pm.

3. Pay days. 1st & 15th or every other Friday.

4. When new girls arrive.

5. Valentine's Day.

6. Any rainy afternoon.

That leaves football Sunday's at 2 pm and again at 7 pm.

[USTraveller]

Having looked at google for some places (usually restaurants) and see the "Peak Times" feature which will tell you when a place is busy, I was wondering how we could get the same info on CB? Approx what times do you notice the parking lot full / empty / a few cars? Even drive bys if you can look if you're in the area, I'd be curious to know. I want to give it a go, but don't want to make the trip and end up sitting on the steps waiting or get a rush job because their busy. I'm looking for non-peak hours!

Thanks,

-USTraveller.

[USTraveller]

So I started my dream at CB, it was late on a weeknight. Parking lot was PACKED! Monger standing on the stairs kept looking at his watch, I assume he was next in line. I'm sitting in the parking lot, car still running trying to figure out how to at least turn around and leave. I start to back out the drive backwards and another car pulls in behind me. There were about 5 cars crammed in there parked. As I start backing out, waiting on the car behind me to realize it was our only option another Monger comes out and walks down to the street and away. So there was more people there than cars. Finally get out and set my GPS for GG.

Made it to GG, couple cars out front but a hot little number came to the door. I see why you guys are arguing over age, her body screams early 20's while her face looked mid 30's to me. She said she only had time for 1/2 hr. I gave her her the money and she led me to a room. I got undressed, she came back and I was sitting on the side of the bed. She just stood there, so I asked for TS. She giggled and said sure. Led me upstairs with a handshake. She asked if I had been there before, I lied and said yes. She asked me who I had seen, I said I didn't get her name. She was definitely screening me. Even after the thorough TS. Back down stairs I again sat on the side of the bed, she came up and asked what I wanted. I said everything. She continued with the screening stating they only do massage etc. I just laughed and said "yeah right".

I'm not going into more detail than that. I will say she never negotiated or asked for money. There was no "set price" beyond the. 6 for 1/2 hr. I was shocked by this and honestly thrown off. I gave her the 1 hr CB tip discussed here because she IMHO earned it! She was surprised and very pleased by this. I will also say that between the talking, the TS and mid way through festivities I felt my 1/2 hr was almost up. So I asked her, "how much more time do I have?" she looked at the clock and said "maybe 15 minutes"? So IMHO she was trying to give me as much time as she could despite the fact that I was clearly going over a 1/2 hr. Introduced me to another therapist on the way out and said maybe her next time. She was more petite and had more typical Asian look, body with clothes 8, face 6/7. My therapist was a 9 body, face 7.

You guys are lucky, we have nothing like this back home, not even a handshake! Even the SS places get shut down in our neck of the woods. So take that for what its worth. I have no baseline for this type of service! Buyer beware! LOL.

Thanks for all those who reviewed these places before me to allow an out of towner to have a good time in a short amount of time. I thought it was only fitting that I return the favor.

Great Post MWise! Welcome to the forum!

-USTraveller.

[LawDog17]

Be careful with Gia. Massage table gone and she uses the same comforter on the bed for all of you.

Not the same as she used to be.

Hey Photo-Man. I don't know you but the info you have is a little dated. She had a divorce that caused her not to use her normal set-up for a little bit but she has a table, still gives a great rub with all the wonderful service. I have read some folks throwing shade on her, which may force her underground. Your losses she will still continue to see those of us she likes. -- Dog.

[Member #5878]

I finally got a chance to see this cutie yesterday. Setting an appointment was a breeze. Got to her location and I was very happy with what I saw. She was exactly my type. She's very personable and easy to talk to. Opted for the premium package and it was well worth it. She asked that I not share details and I will respect her wishes. But if you like Jackie then you'll like Eve. I will repeat again but the drive for me is just time consuming.

http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...-UCF-AREA.html

[MWise003]

So I started my dream at CB, it was late on a weeknight. Parking lot was PACKED! Monger standing on the stairs kept looking at his watch, I assume he was next in line. I'm sitting in the parking lot, car still running trying to figure out how to at least turn around and leave. I start to back out the drive backwards and another car pulls in behind me. There were about 5 cars crammed in there parked. As I start backing out, waiting on the car behind me to realize it was our only option another Monger comes out and walks down to the street and away. So there was more people there than cars. Finally get out and set my GPS for GG.

Made it to GG, couple cars out front but a hot little number came to the door. I see why you guys are arguing over age, her body screams early 20's while her face looked mid 30's to me. She said she only had time for 1/2 hr. I gave her her the money and she led me to a room. I got undressed, she came back and I was sitting on the side of the bed. She just stood there, so I asked for TS. She giggled and said sure. Led me upstairs with a handshake. She asked if I had been there before, I lied and said yes. She asked me who I had seen, I said I didn't get her name. She was definitely screening me. Even after the thorough TS. Back down stairs I again sat on the side of the bed, she came up and asked what I wanted. I said everything. She continued with the screening stating they only do massage etc. I just laughed and said "yeah right".

I'm not going into more detail than that. I will say she never negotiated or asked for money. There was no "set price" beyond the. 6 for 1/2 hr. I was shocked by this and honestly thrown off. I gave her the 1 hr CB tip discussed here because she IMHO earned it! She was surprised and very pleased by this. I will also say that between the talking, the TS and mid way through festivities I felt my 1/2 hr was almost up. So I asked her, "how much more time do I have?" she looked at the clock and said "maybe 15 minutes"? So IMHO she was trying to give me as much time as she could despite the fact that I was clearly going over a 1/2 hr. Introduced me to another therapist on the way out and said maybe her next time. She was more petite and had more typical Asian look, body with clothes 8, face 6/7. My therapist was a 9 body, face 7.

You guys are lucky, we have nothing like this back home, not even a handshake! Even the SS places get shut down in our neck of the woods. So take that for what its worth. I have no baseline for this type of service! Buyer beware! LOL.

Thanks for all those who reviewed these places before me to allow an out of towner to have a good time in a short amount of time. I thought it was only fitting that I return the favor.