Massage Parlor Reports

[Bob521]

We are $55 / Hour since April. www.sunshinehealthmassage.com. Best to text before you come so you can be sure you can get a time. We honor appointments. I just wish people would come if they say they are going to come. Last week had someone reserve a couples massage and then not show up. Mei and Alice had to turn away walk-ins as we waited for the "no-shows". So call / text ahead, and if your plans change, please tell us. That's just a general comment, not aimed at you, Cat.

Meanwhile thank you for your business. Bob.

I found your place.

Is it $50 for 1 hr?

I will definitely try it.

[ChicagoCat99]

Thanks, very much. Mei can always tell when one of my friends comes to the shop. They are always the most respectful and generous. Sometimes she asks me what did I tell them. I say they understand the challenges a Chinese girl has in this country. They also need a legitimate massage from time to time, and know the difference between a good legitimate massage and a bad one.

I found your place.

Is it $50 for 1 hr?

I will definitely try it.

[Yesmilkman]

Drove by Serenity last week and saw orange closed by City on the front door.

No serenity for me!

Sorry if somebody else already reported.

[Bob521]

Thanks, very much. Mei can always tell when one of my friends comes to the shop. They are always the most respectful and generous. Sometimes she asks me what did I tell them. I say they understand the challenges a Chinese girl has in this country. They also need a legitimate massage from time to time, and know the difference between a good legitimate massage and a bad one.

I've never let one of these signs intimidate me into thinking there would be no fun here. It's nonsense. And the illustrations with the man and all his inner parts. Same thing. They don't mean a thing. Sometimes I think they're there to cover up some holes in the wall. LOL.

Some of my best times ever in an AMP have happened with these notices hanging on the wall.

Point is, if I'm in a dimly lit room laying naked on a massage table and an Asian female comes in and starts touching me, chances are I'm gonna have some fun. Except of course at Bob and Mei's spa. Wouldn't do that to a fellow monger. But everywhere else, game on. haha.

[Head First]

And, in this time, on the wall, paper shows, "We do regular massage only".

I've never let one of these signs intimidate me into thinking there would be no fun here. It's nonsense. And the illustrations with the man and all his inner parts. Same thing. They don't mean a thing. Sometimes I think they're there to cover up some holes in the wall. LOL.

Some of my best times ever in an AMP have happened with these notices hanging on the wall.

Point is, if I'm in a dimly lit room laying naked on a massage table and an Asian female comes in and starts touching me, chances are I'm gonna have some fun. Except of course at Bob and Mei's spa. Wouldn't do that to a fellow monger. But everywhere else, game on. haha.

[Walker333]

Thank you, man.

Probably I won't be there for a while.

The young Chinese girl's massage was just fine last time. I could have kept her like Grace.

Maybe long later, I will give them some more businesses.

Tian did not wear sexy uniform.

Kelly wore full sexy uniform. She kept touching ass in table shower and massage. She gave me prostate massage as well.

I feel she may lick your ass with large tip since she knows she can clean it.

Hope this article will be good for her business.

Where to find Kelly?

[ChicagoCat99]

That's what some would say. If you never plan on going back there, you could just consider that you got a great discount for extra service. However, if you are happy with her service and plan on returning, give it another week to see if the charge actually goes through. If not, remind her of the visit and pay her the 60 in cash; it will probably blow her mind, and you may get some brownie points. Or, she might just think that you are a sucker. Could go either way; who knows?

Depending on the credit card servicing company, the machine sometimes need to be "closed out" at the end of the day, and this extra step sometimes doesn't get done properly and the credit to their account can get delayed, or never happen. Depending on the English reading skills of the person using the machine, the charge could inadvertently be canceled or reversed.

You can avoid the problem by bringing enough cash with you. Personally, I wouldn't even consider using a charge or debit card for the hobby; never know when the paper trail could bite you in the ass. . .

Thank you, man.

Probably I won't be there for a while.

The young Chinese girl's massage was just fine last time. I could have kept her like Grace.

Maybe long later, I will give them some more businesses.

Tian did not wear sexy uniform.

Kelly wore full sexy uniform. She kept touching ass in table shower and massage. She gave me prostate massage as well.

I feel she may lick your ass with large tip since she knows she can clean it.

Hope this article will be good for her business.

[ChicagoCat99]

Always pay Cash for your playtime fun. No Fuss no problems. And no paper trail.

Thank you, man.

But, in this case, I am glad I used credit card. I felt bad since $160 was a little too much for me.

I want to believe that they cancel the transaction since they thought $100 is enough.

This Kelly looks attractive. She is Chinese, but maybe one of her parents is white.

If I were you, I will have massage + table shower for $60 and pay $40 for HE.

(Do not fall for $100 tip trap.).

It was unique experience, but I only found CBJ is pretty much the same as HJ.

[ChicagoCat99]

Good point. We auto-settle (upload the data) at 11:00. But a power failure or network failure could also mess up the settlement or cause it to drop a transaction. However, the fact that you saw the charge as "pending" meant that the credit card processor got the data, but posted it for further research. Construed by the CC company as a "suspicious" charge. I can only guess the shop owner (or accountant) told the CC company to void the charge.

Thank you, man.

But, if it's power failure, settlement process on the next day.

I re-checked everything intensively today. Transaction is gone. It has been a week now.

Personally, I do not know how to void it (I only know how to refund transaction.).

[ChicagoCat99]

I can offer a theory based on our credit card system.

The software is designed to catch typical "errors". For example, a tip adjust that is bigger than some target amount (like 100% Also, I would guess, duplicate charges. So your first $60 was the "door" and the second $60 was the tip. That might easily get flagged as a duplicate. So the credit card company might call the owner and ask if it was a duplicate. Owner asks the girl, and she either forgot, or more likely decided (see no evil / speak no evil) and she denied knowing anything about the extra $60 or the BJ. That would be my theory.

So you got a bargain. Alternatively, you could return and talk to the girl. She might reward you for your honesty. I would not discuss it with the owner.

Thank you very much for your opinion.

I used to work in retail for 8 years. There is no problem for card processing.

But, there are two location of D&B spas and the English speaking owner does not work here.

And, I am pretty sure the owner make sure to keep it legit.

How do I know?

When I was there last winter, it was legit with this Chinese girl Tian. She washed me except Penis. Legit massage.

And, in this time, on the wall, paper shows, "We do regular massage only".

This lady, Kelly had hard time to add tip on my credit card.

I processed it as regular sales and crossed "sale" out on receipt and wrote "Tip to Kelly".

It is possible the owner asked, "Why did he tip you $60?".

It's downtown Glen Ellyn, man.

Upscale white neighborhood. Polices are everywhere. No Chinese massage except this one in town.

Owner probably want to keep the business without problem until lease is over.

[Bryzzo]

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...ssage/40211901

I know it's going to be a let down, but it's just so close to my office.

She was attractive, place was clean. Looked like the former space of a doctor's office in a high rise. That's where the good stuff ends.

She entered and I was nude face down. Immediately she places a towel over me. Asks what type of massage, blah blah. 120 for a half. Horrible pricing.

Anyway, near the end after the flip she says 'you are welcome to release yourself'. I said nah, got up and began to dress. She left the room and said 'if you wish, just leave a tip in the room'.

Total scam place in that they know damn well what they are implying with the back page ad and nondescript locale. I won't be back.

[Moccdawg]

In my first experience with AMP, decided to hit three locations on Archer. First one gave an OK massage but great HE. I got the hint that she was good with extras because she kept calling me baby. When she finished massage, she whispered "OK, all done baby". I replied, "Is that it? Anything extra?" She signaled 'five' with her hand and I nodded and the HJ commenced.

Second and third location massages were better but when I asked for extras, they each said that they could caress area while I did the deed myself but could not do anything else. For those experienced folks, is this normal? Is it because it was my first time and they didn't know me well enough?

There is about a dozen AMPs "on Archer", running from Chinatown to Midway. Be kind and be more descriptive or add the website.

[Ron M]

You can avoid the problem by bringing enough cash with you. Personally, I wouldn't even consider using a charge or debit card for the hobby; never know when the paper trail could bite you in the ass. . .

Always pay Cash for your playtime fun. No Fuss no problems. And no paper trail.

[Bob521]

Good point. We auto-settle (upload the data) at 11:00. But a power failure or network failure could also mess up the settlement or cause it to drop a transaction. However, the fact that you saw the charge as "pending" meant that the credit card processor got the data, but posted it for further research. Construed by the CC company as a "suspicious" charge. I can only guess the shop owner (or accountant) told the CC company to void the charge.

That's what some would say. If you never plan on going back there, you could just consider that you got a great discount for extra service. However, if you are happy with her service and plan on returning, give it another week to see if the charge actually goes through. If not, remind her of the visit and pay her the 60 in cash; it will probably blow her mind, and you may get some brownie points. Or, she might just think that you are a sucker. Could go either way; who knows?

Depending on the credit card servicing company, the machine sometimes need to be "closed out" at the end of the day, and this extra step sometimes doesn't get done properly and the credit to their account can get delayed, or never happen. Depending on the English reading skills of the person using the machine, the charge could inadvertently be canceled or reversed.

You can avoid the problem by bringing enough cash with you. Personally, I wouldn't even consider using a charge or debit card for the hobby; never know when the paper trail could bite you in the ass. . .

[Not Dead Yet]

I wrote a report regarding D&B spa last week.

Strangely, they did not charge $60 on my credit card.

Does anyone have similar experience?

I brought $100 cash as usual. Paid $60 for entrance.

The MT suggested $100 for BJ, so I told her that I can pay $40 by cash and $60 by card.

I gave her $40 cash after session, but she had hard time to use the credit card machine.

So, I took over, click "sales" on machine, process $60 and wrote "Tip to Kelly" on the receipt.

(I have copy of receipt of $60.).

And, then, I saw the the pending charge $60 for 5-6 days and found it disappeared this morning.

What's happening?

That's what some would say. If you never plan on going back there, you could just consider that you got a great discount for extra service. However, if you are happy with her service and plan on returning, give it another week to see if the charge actually goes through. If not, remind her of the visit and pay her the 60 in cash; it will probably blow her mind, and you may get some brownie points. Or, she might just think that you are a sucker. Could go either way; who knows?

Depending on the credit card servicing company, the machine sometimes need to be "closed out" at the end of the day, and this extra step sometimes doesn't get done properly and the credit to their account can get delayed, or never happen. Depending on the English reading skills of the person using the machine, the charge could inadvertently be canceled or reversed.

You can avoid the problem by bringing enough cash with you. Personally, I wouldn't even consider using a charge or debit card for the hobby; never know when the paper trail could bite you in the ass. . .