Massage Parlor Reports

[Dr Manhattan]

I went there again yesterday, again nothing! I don't have these problems anywhere else in my new hobby.

Sent you a PM. Did you go towel free?! It's rare that they'll leave your dick swinging in the wind.

I agree with Datsurman. I'm too old to play the towel game at nondescript offices. If they leave a towel on the table, I'll be certain to lay on top of it instead. I had a MT walk out on me only once. I responded to an ad on MassageAnywhere, which is hardly a bastion of legitimacy. It was at a salon, but I wanted to test the waters. I kept nudging the towel before she stormed away, declaring the session over with. Of course, she made me do the walk of shame to the front desk. I quietly paid full for my partial session, in order to avoid a scene. I've stuck to small Euro offices and private residences ever since.

[ChicagoCat99]

I went there again yesterday, again nothing! I don't have these problems anywhere else in my new hobby.

Go where again?

I am looking for a legit place, so let me know.

[Defender7777]

I dealt with these "pretenses" when I was a newbie. Now I don't waste my time. I don't make any attempt to cover myself during a massage. If they say something I pretend like I don't know what the hell they are talking about. Its my money. I enjoy a nude massage. If that makes you uncomfortable, tough shit. Find a different profession. If you are paying, I will put a towel on. If I am paying, the towel stays off.

I went there again yesterday, again nothing! I don't have these problems anywhere else in my new hobby.

[BonerLander]

I went to l_ spa on Clark just north of Bryn Mawr. Drew a 40 something slim girl. Walked past a younger girl, thought about asking about her but never feel comfortable asking for the more attractive girl. Room has the bars for back walking but there would be none of that as well as the printed no sex sign. Naked when the girl walked in, asked if my first time, I said no. Kind of sub par massage but ok and unrushed. On the flip, didn't have to ask. Standard finish, decent. 45 at door plus 40 tip. Was not attracted to the girl and below average massage probably will keep me from going back.

[BonerLander]

I go the route where I'm sitting naked on the massage table, towel moved to chair. It lets them know how you want the massage and normally there will be no attempt to cover.

I dealt with these "pretenses" when I was a newbie. Now I don't waste my time. I don't make any attempt to cover myself during a massage. If they say something I pretend like I don't know what the hell they are talking about. Its my money. I enjoy a nude massage. If that makes you uncomfortable, tough shit. Find a different profession. If you are paying, I will put a towel on. If I am paying, the towel stays off.

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[Datsurman]

I dealt with these "pretenses" when I was a newbie. Now I don't waste my time. I don't make any attempt to cover myself during a massage. If they say something I pretend like I don't know what the hell they are talking about. Its my money. I enjoy a nude massage. If that makes you uncomfortable, tough shit. Find a different profession. If you are paying, I will put a towel on. If I am paying, the towel stays off.

I'd surmise that was the deal breaker. I don't go undraped at a chain spa like Massage Envy, but in a private unmarked office or residence, it's not outrageous to try and do away with pretenses. It's you and her with conventional formalities on the other side of a locked door. If she balks at wanting to do away with the towel, (Euros like to keep up appearances) try to help her "adjust" the draping if she needs to get into hard to reach places.

Keep in mind, that Euros are smart enough to know not to discuss money. I'll leave what I'm willing to tip under my loud jumble of keys. Both for safe keeping while my eyes are closed, as well as to telegraph what I'd consider negotiating, now or in the future.

Hell, make them tingle for it. Fan your 20's out nicely, with a few singles only showing their green edges underneath. Create the illusion of wealth if you are new to the scene.

[MrEsquire]

CBJ=HJ.

Do not waste your money.

I cannot go to any place any more.

I will probably go to legit massage long later.

I am new to this so I tried 1 CBJ and it was effective but I wouldn't do again, fortunately I got a 2nd pop to justify cost.

I am at the point where if I get a massage I want extra and can't see myself spending $70-100 for legit massage and tip unless I really need it. So I will just go less times to spend more If I want extras at a place. Might try some new spots.

[WretchedBliss]

Was in the area today and stopped by a relatively new place near Elston and Irving Park called Dragon Healthy. Greeted by a lovely woman by the name of Emily. Decent-looking (I'm guessing she's in her mid to late 30's) with a great, friendly personality. Facilities are nice and clean; place has a legit feel to it. Without going into too much detail, I left happy and will return when in the area. Only Senior Members may PM me for details.

I saw her last week! She was definitely fun. Massage was decent, too.

[Bryzzo]

I know Maria charges $100 for BBJ above the $160 door fee. Does Amber charge the same?

I've always seen the same rate for that, yes.

[ChicagoCat99]

Yea I actually go for a massage, extra is fine with me as well, but its getting to costly so $35 for 30 min is fine.

CBJ=HJ.

Do not waste your money.

I cannot go to any place any more.

I will probably go to legit massage long later.

[Walker333]

Euros are smart enough to know not to discuss money.

Until they know you, then they discuss and up sell and demand and negotiate and beg and. You name it.

L from NB I'd good example.

[OldChicagoDog]

This app sound great can you provide more info on it? And does this app have a code entering feature to open it just in case someone stumbles upon it?

Duffie,

CMN News. Have used it for over 3 years. Works like a charm. It looks like a US News and World report feed, gives you unlimited texts and 5000 phone minutes (they have other packages also), movie and picture storage and the ability to have multiple phone numbers with voice mail from various area codes. Great app for the hobby. You can also set the security setting to your fingerprint if your iPhone is capable of that. Happy hunting.

[Dr Manhattan]

5) I stripped down, just had towel over ass.

I'd surmise that was the deal breaker. I don't go undraped at a chain spa like Massage Envy, but in a private unmarked office or residence, it's not outrageous to try and do away with pretenses. It's you and her with conventional formalities on the other side of a locked door. If she balks at wanting to do away with the towel, (Euros like to keep up appearances) try to help her "adjust" the draping if she needs to get into hard to reach places.

Keep in mind, that Euros are smart enough to know not to discuss money. I'll leave what I'm willing to tip under my loud jumble of keys. Both for safe keeping while my eyes are closed, as well as to telegraph what I'd consider negotiating, now or in the future.

Hell, make them tingle for it. Fan your 20's out nicely, with a few singles only showing their green edges underneath. Create the illusion of wealth if you are new to the scene.

[BonerLander]

I don't think anybody in Chinatown got hit by hot towel. I visited.

M_ on Wentworth and it was business as usual. As had been voiced in this thread to ad nauseum, they are not young girls.

But where to go there? There are one or a couple mps at the Chinatown square, but aren't they all legit? Chinatown activity had been discussed earlier, and I was under the impression that there ain't no fun. No more. SSS (sad, solid sahara). Am I wrong?

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[Walker333]

Chinatown is a quick trip from loop

But where to go there? There are one or a couple mps at the Chinatown square, but aren't they all legit? Chinatown activity had been discussed earlier, and I was under the impression that there ain't no fun. No more. SSS (sad, solid sahara). Am I wrong?