Massage Parlor Reports

**BonerLander** · 06-27-17 07:53

I go the route where I'm sitting naked on the massage table, towel moved to chair. It lets them know how you want the massage and normally there will be no attempt to cover.

Originally Posted by Datsurman [View Original Post]

I dealt with these "pretenses" when I was a newbie. Now I don't waste my time. I don't make any attempt to cover myself during a massage. If they say something I pretend like I don't know what the hell they are talking about. Its my money. I enjoy a nude massage. If that makes you uncomfortable, tough shit. Find a different profession. If you are paying, I will put a towel on. If I am paying, the towel stays off.

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**Datsurman** · 06-26-17 20:41

I dealt with these "pretenses" when I was a newbie. Now I don't waste my time. I don't make any attempt to cover myself during a massage. If they say something I pretend like I don't know what the hell they are talking about. Its my money. I enjoy a nude massage. If that makes you uncomfortable, tough shit. Find a different profession. If you are paying, I will put a towel on. If I am paying, the towel stays off.

Originally Posted by DrManhattan [View Original Post]

I'd surmise that was the deal breaker. I don't go undraped at a chain spa like Massage Envy, but in a private unmarked office or residence, it's not outrageous to try and do away with pretenses. It's you and her with conventional formalities on the other side of a locked door. If she balks at wanting to do away with the towel, (Euros like to keep up appearances) try to help her "adjust" the draping if she needs to get into hard to reach places.

Keep in mind, that Euros are smart enough to know not to discuss money. I'll leave what I'm willing to tip under my loud jumble of keys. Both for safe keeping while my eyes are closed, as well as to telegraph what I'd consider negotiating, now or in the future.

Hell, make them tingle for it. Fan your 20's out nicely, with a few singles only showing their green edges underneath. Create the illusion of wealth if you are new to the scene.

**MrEsquire** · 06-26-17 19:53

Originally Posted by ChicagoCat99 [View Original Post]

CBJ=HJ.

Do not waste your money.

I cannot go to any place any more.

I will probably go to legit massage long later.

I am new to this so I tried 1 CBJ and it was effective but I wouldn't do again, fortunately I got a 2nd pop to justify cost.

I am at the point where if I get a massage I want extra and can't see myself spending $70-100 for legit massage and tip unless I really need it. So I will just go less times to spend more If I want extras at a place. Might try some new spots.

**WretchedBliss** · 06-26-17 19:12

Originally Posted by OPIllini [View Original Post]

Was in the area today and stopped by a relatively new place near Elston and Irving Park called Dragon Healthy. Greeted by a lovely woman by the name of Emily. Decent-looking (I'm guessing she's in her mid to late 30's) with a great, friendly personality. Facilities are nice and clean; place has a legit feel to it. Without going into too much detail, I left happy and will return when in the area. Only Senior Members may PM me for details.

I saw her last week! She was definitely fun. Massage was decent, too.

**Bryzzo** · 06-26-17 16:43

Originally Posted by Barbarossa [View Original Post]

I know Maria charges $100 for BBJ above the $160 door fee. Does Amber charge the same?

I've always seen the same rate for that, yes.

**ChicagoCat99** · 06-26-17 16:28

Originally Posted by MrEsquire [View Original Post]

Yea I actually go for a massage, extra is fine with me as well, but its getting to costly so $35 for 30 min is fine.

CBJ=HJ.

Do not waste your money.

I cannot go to any place any more.

I will probably go to legit massage long later.

**Walker333** · 06-25-17 23:47

Originally Posted by DrManhattan [View Original Post]

Euros are smart enough to know not to discuss money.

Until they know you, then they discuss and up sell and demand and negotiate and beg and. You name it.

L from NB I'd good example.

**OldChicagoDog** · 06-25-17 21:28

Originally Posted by Duffie [View Original Post]

This app sound great can you provide more info on it? And does this app have a code entering feature to open it just in case someone stumbles upon it?

Duffie,

CMN News. Have used it for over 3 years. Works like a charm. It looks like a US News and World report feed, gives you unlimited texts and 5000 phone minutes (they have other packages also), movie and picture storage and the ability to have multiple phone numbers with voice mail from various area codes. Great app for the hobby. You can also set the security setting to your fingerprint if your iPhone is capable of that. Happy hunting.

**Dr Manhattan** · 06-25-17 11:50

Originally Posted by Defender7777 [View Original Post]

5) I stripped down, just had towel over ass.

I'd surmise that was the deal breaker. I don't go undraped at a chain spa like Massage Envy, but in a private unmarked office or residence, it's not outrageous to try and do away with pretenses. It's you and her with conventional formalities on the other side of a locked door. If she balks at wanting to do away with the towel, (Euros like to keep up appearances) try to help her "adjust" the draping if she needs to get into hard to reach places.

Keep in mind, that Euros are smart enough to know not to discuss money. I'll leave what I'm willing to tip under my loud jumble of keys. Both for safe keeping while my eyes are closed, as well as to telegraph what I'd consider negotiating, now or in the future.

Hell, make them tingle for it. Fan your 20's out nicely, with a few singles only showing their green edges underneath. Create the illusion of wealth if you are new to the scene.

**BonerLander** · 06-24-17 17:05

I don't think anybody in Chinatown got hit by hot towel. I visited.

M_ on Wentworth and it was business as usual. As had been voiced in this thread to ad nauseum, they are not young girls.

Originally Posted by Walker333 [View Original Post]

But where to go there? There are one or a couple mps at the Chinatown square, but aren't they all legit? Chinatown activity had been discussed earlier, and I was under the impression that there ain't no fun. No more. SSS (sad, solid sahara). Am I wrong?

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**Walker333** · 06-24-17 12:44

Originally Posted by BonerLander [View Original Post]

Chinatown is a quick trip from loop

But where to go there? There are one or a couple mps at the Chinatown square, but aren't they all legit? Chinatown activity had been discussed earlier, and I was under the impression that there ain't no fun. No more. SSS (sad, solid sahara). Am I wrong?

**BonerLander** · 06-24-17 08:06

Nylah is so mechanical it is not enjoyable. NE I've gotten topless standard, also not cheap, but enjoyable. Chinatown is a quick trip from loop if you can take longer lunches. I've yet to try Green but that looks promising. There was a place at Wacker and Michigan, not sure if that's still around.

Originally Posted by Rtyclp [View Original Post]

Hi gents,

I work in the loop and like getting massages during my lunch break, but I'm trying to broaden my list of places. I figured I'd share my usual places and see if you guys had any recommendations.

My usual spot is the nail place on South Michigan (by the brewery). It is a little on the expensive side, but always pretty good quality (both in terms of massage and finish). Its also a bit far away for a quick lunch time jaunt (especially since I like hour long sessions).

There is also the unisex place on South Wabash. Again, its a little on the expensive side, but unlike the nail place this place is not quite as nice (though they always get the job done).

There's also Nylah and Sarah. They are convenient and reasonably priced, but don't really do it for me. Its a little too easy, which kind of takes the fun away. I also like a good massage, and they provide more of a light rub.

There are three other loop places I've been considering.

There's NE on North Wabash. Seems like a good location and a good deal, but I keep getting mixed signals. I know there have been a couple of positive reports on this board, but other places say its strictly legit. Not quite sure who to trust on this one.

There's also Body Focus on North Michigan. I think this is a spin off of another place, so I assume its reliable but I don't have any idea about quality / talent etc.

Finally there's the "pro" spa on South Dearborn. I was there when it first opened and got nothing. Given that I know what I'm doing (and obviously have a healthy ego) I assumed it was strictly legit, but I have since seen a couple of reviews elsewhere suggesting that extras are available. I don't usually retry places where I've been shot down, but if my info is out of date I'd reconsider.

**Duffie** · 06-24-17 04:19

Originally Posted by OldChicagoDog [View Original Post]

I have a great App that is perfect for the hobby. Provides texting, alternative phone numbers, photo and video storage. Love the app and it hides beutifilly on your phone.

This app sound great can you provide more info on it? And does this app have a code entering feature to open it just in case someone stumbles upon it?

**Duffie** · 06-24-17 04:12

Originally Posted by CraigGerton [View Original Post]

For those guys that tip before, can you explain your method? Do you just leave the money in an obvious place like the counter? Or do you hand them the money when they walk in while you're sitting / lying on the bed?

One of my and many others golden rule. Don't tip before always tip after. I used to tip before the massage when I first started, it provided me more problems then I expected. And you have a higher chance of getting caught up if you negotiate and tip before hand.