Massage Parlor Reports

**Dr Manhattan** · 06-13-17 13:59

Originally Posted by Enyoda [View Original Post]

Have a wife that just won't put out no matter how much I explain to her what I need. Trying to figure out the system, not sure how to detect fakes / scams. Just looking for a great HE, BBBJ ideally. Should I ask upfront? Any experience with these?

https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/thp/6174250746.html

https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/6173687566.html

https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/6173754827.html

https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/thp/6173838024.html

First link is for a masseuse in Mchenry County. She'll reply immediately with a photo. Photo is apparently accurate and she uses a table. I get the impression that you'd leave relaxed. I haven't seen her yet, as I don't make it to Mchenry often.

Second link is a favorite of mine for massage. Photo is accurate. Petite brunette around 30. She is Euro, thus slightly paranoid if you poke around with too many questions or make blunt requests.

If you are new to the massage scene - Welcome. You are best off reading all the reviews you can to make an informed decision. Once you see a provider, please leave a decent review to build member trust. Otherwise, new requests for info will leave you with the sound of crickets.

**Pilatus65** · 06-13-17 10:34

Originally Posted by KurtHendrix3 [View Original Post]

I think he meant Grace. Take a look at his another post in the next page.

If it is the CL Grace, you're not missing anything. Hard to decipher this guy's posts. It's all over the place.

**Enyoda** · 06-13-17 07:59

Have a wife that just won't put out no matter how much I explain to her what I need. Trying to figure out the system, not sure how to detect fakes / scams. Just looking for a great HE, BBBJ ideally. Should I ask upfront? Any experience with these?

https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/thp/6174250746.html

https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/6173687566.html

https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/6173754827.html

https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/thp/6173838024.html

**KurtHendrix3** · 06-12-17 22:44

Originally Posted by XabiAlonso [View Original Post]

Al Bundy of Polk High: Same as every other AMP. Standard and more available.

In a small store mall. Parking available. Girl looks 5 out of 10.

What're the ages of the girls there?

**KurtHendrix3** · 06-12-17 22:44

Originally Posted by Walker333 [View Original Post]

Who is "she?

Yes may pm.

I think he meant Grace. Take a look at his another post in the next page.

**Walker333** · 06-12-17 17:22

Originally Posted by ChicagoCat99 [View Original Post]

I found it's gone today. Maybe her massage was helpful.

She said I can come as late as 8:30 PM and she hope for longer massage since it's easy job for her.

I can have two hours massage if she wants. It's still $120 even including tips ($50 + $50 + $20). She always completes times.

Who is "she?

Yes may pm.

**ChicagoCat99** · 06-12-17 15:40

Originally Posted by Walker333 [View Original Post]

We all do to some extent. .

I found it's gone today. Maybe her massage was helpful.

She said I can come as late as 8:30 PM and she hope for longer massage since it's easy job for her.

I can have two hours massage if she wants. It's still $120 even including tips ($50 + $50 + $20). She always completes times.

**Walker333** · 06-12-17 14:09

Originally Posted by RocketDork [View Original Post]

You have to watch the show. Al (the husband) was a loser but always brought up how he scored 4 touchdown in high school. Really stupid show but I loved it, Especially Al Bundy. Rocket Dork.

Ooohhh! Ha-ha-ha.

My tasteless, frivolous imagination came up with a different interpretation.

**Niceguy99** · 06-12-17 12:47

Originally Posted by RocketDork [View Original Post]

You have to watch the show. Al (the husband) was a loser but always brought up how he scored 4 touchdown in high school. Really stupid show but I loved it, Especially Al Bundy. Rocket Dork.

Classic show. Loved watching it growing up.

**Rocket Dork** · 06-12-17 12:32

Originally Posted by Walker333 [View Original Post]

What does that mean?

You have to watch the show. Al (the husband) was a loser but always brought up how he scored 4 touchdown in high school. Really stupid show but I loved it, Especially Al Bundy. Rocket Dork.