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06-01-17 17:27 #9094Senior Member

Posts: 414Intuitive?
And to think I had never thought that a CRACK! across an unsuspecting butt would have anything but encouraging results.
Originally Posted by LancePkrbttm
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05-31-17 08:08 #9093Senior Member

Posts: 199Palindrome
Sorry could not remember the name. I will remember not to do that. How much further have you gotten with her? I did not want o push my luck the first time.
Originally Posted by LancePkrbttm
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Thanks NV.
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05-30-17 21:57 #9092Senior Member

Posts: 151H
Finally made my way to H to see what all the fuss was about. Got some one named Linda, older and just average by any scale being used. Full menu was open and the old bird was primed and ready. Absolutely tiny down there, and try as I might, I never felt that my average size inspector was getting all the way into the shaft. The shaft was extremely tight though, so GP found what he was looking for pretty quick. Did the full hr since I wanted to fully experience H in all it's glory, final damage was. 6 house fee plus 1. 0 tip. Overall experience was good, decent massage, lots of tease, pleasant environment, very good personality. Not in that area very often but might repeat if the mood strikes me and I need to work up an appetite for a post-massage chili cheese dog from the nearby restaurant that I like. Would be nice to get a younger version of Linda to work me over next time too. Will report back if I stop in again.
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05-30-17 14:36 #9091Senior Member

Posts: 801Warning!
She gets mad if you spank her bottom hard once you get those panties down. Even if you rub real nice after. All the clothes go back on. Like someone hit the reset button on all my hard work.
Originally Posted by NiteView
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PS I prefer Palindrome!Last edited by LancePkrbttm; 05-30-17 at 14:42. Reason: Added the additional naming option.
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05-30-17 14:07 #9090Senior Member

Posts: 204My bad
Silly me, I just tell the older unattractive ones to dim the lights a little more. 😜.
Originally Posted by LancePkrbttm
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05-30-17 09:45 #9089Senior Member

Posts: 199West of the Mountains
My usual was not in Friday. Stopped in west of he Mountains for the first time. I received a good massage from Ronny (I think) , spent a lot of time on the gluteus maximus. On the flip started on the top and worked down stopping to take care of things in the middle. After cleaning up continued the rest of the way down. Roaming was allowed. Standard fee but did go over my hhr.
Stay Safe NV.
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05-29-17 16:37 #9088Senior Member

Posts: 414Some "code" this place with Horoscope.
Instead- following the creativity of all those colorful Wiz of Oz clues. We might suggest a singalong with The 3 D+2 "When the moon is in the 7th house. " . Or like what was on Dorothy's feet?. Ask. What was on his head?
Originally Posted by LonelyInBTown
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Keeping member mongers current by creating clever codes can be as much fun as the hunt for the perfect asian masseuse. (Who is clearly not in Edinburg.)
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05-29-17 16:13 #9087Senior Member

Posts: 414Good news...and good news
And that's why we share info... on this info sharing site.
Originally Posted by LancePkrbttm
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05-29-17 11:29 #9086Senior Member

Posts: 80150/50
It's been a while. But there are two that work there. One is young and reasonably attractive. Pretty good rub but nothing beyond a standard is offereed. When the old one is there I left my wallet in the car and I'll be right back. But silly me I forget to be right back and head to civilization.
Originally Posted by Indiguy
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05-29-17 08:55 #9085Senior Member

Posts: 190He's talking about Aquarius.
Originally Posted by DuggerJug
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05-29-17 07:48 #9084Senior Member

Posts: 405More info
Congrats on your first post. A little more info would be nice as to the location.
Originally Posted by DownTymer
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05-27-17 18:09 #9083Senior Member

Posts: 47Sir, did you have to tip on top of her rate?
Originally Posted by IrishGuy11
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05-27-17 13:24 #9082Senior Member

Posts: 385Megs Mobile Hands
Saw her last week at a rental house just west of downtown. Has a male roommate who was kind of annoying but not like a boyfriend or handler. She was offering a special down thirty from her sensual combo rate. Was able to schedule within an hour with no screening. All nude, decent not great massage skills, somewhat mechanical end. She is tiny and thin but not like some that are unnaturally thin for the wrong reasons. Allows roaming. Good personality and wants to please. Someone had previously posted an unpleasant odor. I found nothing unpleasant about the visit.
Originally Posted by GreatPretender
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05-27-17 12:59 #9081Senior Member

Posts: 77Secret Codes
Guys, could someone please PM me what "H" and "21 Jumpstreet" stand for. Maybe I'm a dumb ass but can't figure it out.
Or any suggestions for another full service parlor.
Thanks.
Monky eye.
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05-27-17 12:06 #9080Senior Member

Posts: 190You'll get what you want but it's pretty meh. 1 women running it all not bad looking not good looking. Trys to get you out fast for the next guy and does absolutely nothing special.
Originally Posted by Indiguy
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