Massage Parlor Reports

**LancePkrbttm** · 06-02-17 21:27

Originally Posted by NiteView [View Original Post]

Sorry could not remember the name. I will remember not to do that. How much further have you gotten with her? I did not want o push my luck the first time.

Thanks NV.

No worries! Not that far but still have fun trying each time!

**LancePkrbttm** · 06-02-17 21:26

Originally Posted by Indiguy [View Original Post]

And to think I had never thought that a CRACK! across an unsuspecting butt would have anything but encouraging results.

That's what I thought!

**LancePkrbttm** · 06-02-17 21:26

Originally Posted by TheRealBigMeek [View Original Post]

Hey guys, this isn't my first post. I deciphered the palindrome a couple weeks ago but I'd really like to make it to SoHo and H. Can someone help me out and PM me?

Soho is closed.

**TheRealBigMeek** · 06-02-17 17:38

Hey guys, this isn't my first post. I deciphered the palindrome a couple weeks ago but I'd really like to make it to SoHo and H. Can someone help me out and PM me?

**Member #5514** · 06-02-17 16:03

Visited Ben's yesterday and there are two new girls there. One is slim and taller name is sissy. This is who I got. The other girl is older and plumper. She ask if I wanted soft medium or hard. I asked for hard and she delivered. There was very little teasing so I wasn't hopeful on the flip. But offered standard finish with decent technique. Allowed over clothes roaming the first couple times I tried under shirt she sheepishly giggled and backed away on third attempt she let me touch she wears a very padded bra they are very tiny. I would say she is average in looks. I will repeat for the massage alone. She really worked the kinks out in my back.

**BigMack** · 06-02-17 14:29

Who can orally drain ws your stress relief, no FS, for a reasonable donation, tip always dependent on "extras" that might be allowed. PM with recommendations. Not spending big dollars on GPS ladies. Kisses Mack.

**Jammin 2** · 06-02-17 13:16

New add this week so I took the bait. It is a bit hard to find, because the front sign didn't match the address. I got the girl behind the desk, Lucy. Lucy is fairly young (30's) and not bad looking on the AMP scale. She have an excellent therapeutic massage, with enough teasing that I thought there would be extras. I also slowly grabbed her leg and went up the leg to the ass and was met with no resistance, so I was certain "game on". After the oil was removed there was a light finger tease all over the backside, but it ended after about 15-30 seconds. I thought maybe we were running short on time. I tried to touch under her shirt but was denied. Hmm. Then she rubbed my belly but would go no lower. She asked if I wanted oil and poured it into my hand. Soooo, the ending is self-service. 60 for massage and I tipped 20, which she seemed satisfied with.

From the name all I could think about it the Lemon Song from Led Zeppelin II. "Squeeze me baby, 'till the juice runs down my leg".

**Indiguy** · 06-01-17 17:27

Originally Posted by LancePkrbttm [View Original Post]

She gets mad if you spank her bottom hard once you get those panties down. Even if you rub real nice after. All the clothes go back on. Like someone hit the reset button on all my hard work.

PS I prefer Palindrome!

And to think I had never thought that a CRACK! across an unsuspecting butt would have anything but encouraging results.

**Nite View** · 05-31-17 08:08

Originally Posted by LancePkrbttm [View Original Post]

She gets mad if you spank her bottom hard once you get those panties down. Even if you rub real nice after. All the clothes go back on. Like someone hit the reset button on all my hard work.

PS I prefer Palindrome!

Sorry could not remember the name. I will remember not to do that. How much further have you gotten with her? I did not want o push my luck the first time.

Thanks NV.

**GreatPretender** · 05-30-17 21:57

Finally made my way to H to see what all the fuss was about. Got some one named Linda, older and just average by any scale being used. Full menu was open and the old bird was primed and ready. Absolutely tiny down there, and try as I might, I never felt that my average size inspector was getting all the way into the shaft. The shaft was extremely tight though, so GP found what he was looking for pretty quick. Did the full hr since I wanted to fully experience H in all it's glory, final damage was. 6 house fee plus 1. 0 tip. Overall experience was good, decent massage, lots of tease, pleasant environment, very good personality. Not in that area very often but might repeat if the mood strikes me and I need to work up an appetite for a post-massage chili cheese dog from the nearby restaurant that I like. Would be nice to get a younger version of Linda to work me over next time too. Will report back if I stop in again.

**LancePkrbttm** · 05-30-17 14:36

Originally Posted by NiteView [View Original Post]

My usual was not in Friday. Stopped in west of he Mountains for the first time. I received a good massage from Ronny (I think) , spent a lot of time on the gluteus maximus. On the flip started on the top and worked down stopping to take care of things in the middle. After cleaning up continued the rest of the way down. Roaming was allowed. Standard fee but did go over my hhr.

Stay Safe NV.

She gets mad if you spank her bottom hard once you get those panties down. Even if you rub real nice after. All the clothes go back on. Like someone hit the reset button on all my hard work.

PS I prefer Palindrome!

**TheBlindman** · 05-30-17 14:07

Originally Posted by LancePkrbttm [View Original Post]

It's been a while. But there are two that work there. One is young and reasonably attractive. Pretty good rub but nothing beyond a standard is offereed. When the old one is there I left my wallet in the car and I'll be right back. But silly me I forget to be right back and head to civilization.

Silly me, I just tell the older unattractive ones to dim the lights a little more. 😜.

**Nite View** · 05-30-17 09:45

My usual was not in Friday. Stopped in west of he Mountains for the first time. I received a good massage from Ronny (I think) , spent a lot of time on the gluteus maximus. On the flip started on the top and worked down stopping to take care of things in the middle. After cleaning up continued the rest of the way down. Roaming was allowed. Standard fee but did go over my hhr.

Stay Safe NV.

**Indiguy** · 05-29-17 16:37

Originally Posted by LonelyInBTown [View Original Post]

He's talking about Aquarius.

Instead- following the creativity of all those colorful Wiz of Oz clues. We might suggest a singalong with The 3 D+2 "When the moon is in the 7th house. " . Or like what was on Dorothy's feet?. Ask. What was on his head?

Keeping member mongers current by creating clever codes can be as much fun as the hunt for the perfect asian masseuse. (Who is clearly not in Edinburg.)

**Indiguy** · 05-29-17 16:13

Originally Posted by LancePkrbttm [View Original Post]

It's been a while. But there are two that work there. One is young and reasonably attractive. Pretty good rub but nothing beyond a standard is offereed. When the old one is there I left my wallet in the car and I'll be right back. But silly me I forget to be right back and head to civilization.

And that's why we share info... on this info sharing site.