Streetwalker Reports

[Dickchainy]

You'll have to bring Half-Pint Laura up with you if you come to get Heaven!

IMHO, that seems like a fair trade. Half-pint is the anal queen and is proud to wear the crown. She is old hat in Tampa, yet stays busy and flaky. She may have never been up North before.

I'll work on that. Wait for hurricane season (June-Nov) and we'll see which way the wind blows.

Dick

[Member #5689]

Could you imagine that on the 6:00 news. The liberal femanists comments would be priceless.

Wouldn't the GIRLS be the party favors?

Maybe twenty five years ago there was a rage of what we called "blow roasts" around Baltimore. VERY under the radar. They were held often in the Steelworker's Union hall on Erdman Ave, as well as a few other locations. They were bull roasts, but instead of auctioning off liquor or other prizes typical of regular bull roasts they had anywhere between ten and twenty SW's who were auctioned. The promoters paid the girls to be there, but the girls also expected tips. The promoters would cruise through the strolls and offer girls money to spend the afternoon at the blow roast.

The auctions and drawings included things such as a half hour blowjob, anal, double anal (once), pussy, two girls at once, two or three guys and one girl and many other things. Whatever the girls were up for would be in an auction or drawing. One guy at one of them was excited because he won a pussy eating drawing. About six or eight girls sat up on the edge of a table and he got to eat all of their pussies. I wasn't really sure that was a drawing I wanted to enter! He was happy, though.

I don't really remember how much the tickets were but I'm thinking around $50.

[PellyMason]

Saw "big tit" Shannon on Carey yesterday afternoon. Black hair now. Looking good. Hadn't seen her in awhile. No phone of course.

[Piddybo]

Wouldn't the GIRLS be the party favors?

Maybe twenty five years ago there was a rage of what we called "blow roasts" around Baltimore. VERY under the radar. They were held often in the Steelworker's Union hall on Erdman Ave, as well as a few other locations. They were bull roasts, but instead of auctioning off liquor or other prizes typical of regular bull roasts they had anywhere between ten and twenty SW's who were auctioned. The promoters paid the girls to be there, but the girls also expected tips. The promoters would cruise through the strolls and offer girls money to spend the afternoon at the blow roast.

The auctions and drawings included things such as a half hour blowjob, anal, double anal (once), pussy, two girls at once, two or three guys and one girl and many other things. Whatever the girls were up for would be in an auction or drawing. One guy at one of them was excited because he won a pussy eating drawing. About six or eight girls sat up on the edge of a table and he got to eat all of their pussies. I wasn't really sure that was a drawing I wanted to enter! He was happy, though.

I don't really remember how much the tickets were but I'm thinking around $50.

Sounds like a good event and proceeds can go to a charity too.

I'd buy a few raffle tickets. Food, beer, blowjobs, coochies, and booty holes to play with?

HELL YEAH!

[ThomasTrain1]

Wouldn't the GIRLS be the party favors?

Maybe twenty five years ago there was a rage of what we called "blow roasts" around Baltimore. VERY under the radar. They were held often in the Steelworker's Union hall on Erdman Ave, as well as a few other locations. They were bull roasts, but instead of auctioning off liquor or other prizes typical of regular bull roasts they had anywhere between ten and twenty SW's who were auctioned. The promoters paid the girls to be there, but the girls also expected tips. The promoters would cruise through the strolls and offer girls money to spend the afternoon at the blow roast.

The auctions and drawings included things such as a half hour blowjob, anal, double anal (once), pussy, two girls at once, two or three guys and one girl and many other things. Whatever the girls were up for would be in an auction or drawing. One guy at one of them was excited because he won a pussy eating drawing. About six or eight girls sat up on the edge of a table and he got to eat all of their pussies. I wasn't really sure that was a drawing I wanted to enter! He was happy, though.

I don't really remember how much the tickets were but I'm thinking around $50.

Definitely puritans in ol' USA. A couple years ago in a South American capital the local guide told me about the club down the street. Three stories high. First floor security (no cells) and you get a condom with your ticket. Then wade through halls where skimpily clad girls are waiting by the door to chat and if it's a match go into the room (no time allotment). Second floor another series of halls, similar girls, mind you nothing lower than a 7 and some 9's and possibly 10's. I wrestled a fiery Colombian girl who claimed she was "numero uno" in her trade. Third floor more amenities, drinks (yes), food (some savory small dishes) and a LIVE salsa band. When the girls get bored or they like you they come upstairs for a salsa dance, full force. In their bikinis or even some top off. Open 24/7. After partaking, I had to leave and never to return or would never leave. Economical too. All legal.

[Member #5503]

While I don't rave about her as much as some, she is definitely a good provider and usually just a laid back, playful girl all around. Here are some more of my pictures from my time spent with her.

Although she might be kicking, she's still run down and haggard looking and does not look anywhere near as decent as these pictures show anymore.

Maybe this was some sort of clever marketing ploy on her part to drum up renewed interest or sympathy LOL. In any case, there's still much more fresher, cleaner and better looking talent available out there.

[Cls9637]

Never met Heaven but I did see her passed out on the sidewalk one morning quite a bit ago, when it wasn't cold. Relieved to hear she did not pass, and hope she is with us for a very long time, she looks like a total cutie and will seek her out next time through to say hi and sample the skillz.

While I don't rave about her as much as some, she is definitely a good provider and usually just a laid back, playful girl all around. Here are some more of my pictures from my time spent with her.

[LightSabers]

I had heard last night from a reliable source that Heaven is not dead, and now I've read here of Heaven sightings. I'm glad she's okay.

If I get down there today I'll bring her a package of Oodles of Noodles. She has this rather odd preference for eating them straight from the package.

I guess now we know she's alive I can post better pictures of her in her natural habitat. These are from February.

Dude, bring her fruit instead. Like a bag of apples or a bundle of bananas or something. Those noodles are cancerous, unhealthy junk.

[DD Chaser]

Never met Heaven but I did see her passed out on the sidewalk one morning quite a bit ago, when it wasn't cold. Relieved to hear she did not pass, and hope she is with us for a very long time, she looks like a total cutie and will seek her out next time through to say hi and sample the skillz.

[Cls9637]

Heaven came to Baltimore from Tampa, so there is a bunch of us here in Tampa gathered around the campfire wondering whether she is dead or alive.

Either way, send her back HERE. She will be appreciated. LOL.

Dick
P.S. If she needs a ride, PM me. I'll drive.

You'll have to bring Half-Pint Laura up with you if you come to get Heaven!

[Checkumout]

I had heard last night from a reliable source that Heaven is not dead, and now I've read here of Heaven sightings. I'm glad she's okay.

If I get down there today I'll bring her a package of Oodles of Noodles. She has this rather odd preference for eating them straight from the package.

I guess now we know she's alive I can post better pictures of her in her natural habitat.

I recieved a text from one of my regulars that she saw Heaven last night hope it is true.

[Cls9637]

I had heard last night from a reliable source that Heaven is not dead, and now I've read here of Heaven sightings. I'm glad she's okay.

If I get down there today I'll bring her a package of Oodles of Noodles. She has this rather odd preference for eating them straight from the package.

I guess now we know she's alive I can post better pictures of her in her natural habitat. These are from February. I also added one of my favorites from last year.

[Cls9637]

We have to start giving out MVAs: Monger Video Awards. Night and Balti get the golden dicks or whatever the actual trophy would be.

We could rent out some low end hall and invite all the mongers and SWs, get some cheap catering and party favors for the girls. Nope. Wait. That would all be illegal. Never mind. But still. An award or something is in order. These guys are better than good contributors, of which there are many; these guys have to be the super stars of local SW porn.

Night: One more great vid. I would say you're a rock star but really, closer to a movie star. Thanks.

Wouldn't the GIRLS be the party favors?

Maybe twenty five years ago there was a rage of what we called "blow roasts" around Baltimore. VERY under the radar. They were held often in the Steelworker's Union hall on Erdman Ave, as well as a few other locations. They were bull roasts, but instead of auctioning off liquor or other prizes typical of regular bull roasts they had anywhere between ten and twenty SW's who were auctioned. The promoters paid the girls to be there, but the girls also expected tips. The promoters would cruise through the strolls and offer girls money to spend the afternoon at the blow roast.

The auctions and drawings included things such as a half hour blowjob, anal, double anal (once), pussy, two girls at once, two or three guys and one girl and many other things. Whatever the girls were up for would be in an auction or drawing. One guy at one of them was excited because he won a pussy eating drawing. About six or eight girls sat up on the edge of a table and he got to eat all of their pussies. I wasn't really sure that was a drawing I wanted to enter! He was happy, though.

I don't really remember how much the tickets were but I'm thinking around $50.

[LightSabers]

Slept through most of the evening so I thought I'd take an early morning scroll in the rain. Saw a girl walking on Monroe who gave me the look as I turned off Wilkins. Drove to Ramsey and waited as she followed to where I parked. She got in and immediately recognized me, saying she knew me from before but I didn't remember her, which is unlike me because I usually remember everyone I pick up. Told me her name was Sarah. Tall and slim, long dark hair (hard to see because her hood was up). Drove to a spot and got to business (expected payment upfront after showing her the cash but I told her only pay once the job is done); standard rate for BBJCIM. Decent skill, nothing spectacular. Said she's usually around Washington Blvd and Carey. Cool girl, from what I could tell, but didn't ask her for any digits. Treat her nice!

[NiteTimer]

Heaven is NOT DEAD as of 4:00 today. She is living breathing and talking corner of Wilkens and Fulton, says she is hungry.

You'd to hear.