Streetwalker Reports

[Baltimoronic]

We have to start giving out MVAs: Monger Video Awards. Night and Balti get the golden dicks or whatever the actual trophy would be.

We could rent out some low end hall and invite all the mongers and SWs, get some cheap catering and party favors for the girls. Nope. Wait. That would all be illegal. Never mind. But still. An award or something is in order. These guys are better than good contributors, of which there are many; these guys have to be the super stars of local SW porn.

Night: One more great vid. I would say you're a rock star but really, closer to a movie star. Thanks.

I can't hold a candle to Nitetimer. He's videoed hundreds and hundreds of women. Since we have the grammys and the emmys, I think the Niteys would be appropriate. A blow roast is definitely in order for the King of Cam!

[Baltimoronic]

"Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated. "Heaven.

Can someone get a pic with today's Baltimore Sun so we know she's around? SWs don't make the best coroners, do they?

I'd get a camera crew done there but I am too busy buggering a babe right now.

And yes, Heaven is in love with Ramen noodles. Eats them raw. However, under no circumstances should you eat her raw.

[Cloudsnake]

Been a member for a while but I rarely get a chance to post. Had a bad and good experience on conkling st. First girl got me. Lesson learned I am a newbie still but now I know never give the money upfront. Said her name was Lindsey. She is short with real hair. White girl Hangs out with a tall black dude. I guess that is her pimp or whatever. But long story short she scammed me out of my money. Won't happen again. Couldn't get a picture. But be one the look out for this trick. Next girl I met was Megan. Good girl really skinny and looked young. She definitely could blow. No number she said she is usually out at night. This all happened around 8 am this morning. Oh yea if anyone can help me with ccptube it would be appreciated the vids won't play.

[LightSabers]

And what she's injecting into her body is not unhealthy and possibly cancerous? She likes Oodles of Noodles. It's not like she or any of the other girls maintains a healthy lifestyle.

I see many RIP posts here. They may not live a healthy lifestyle, these girls, but I why add damage. She may be injecting herself with whatever, but I don't see how that should sway anyone from doing something remotely better.

Then again, if they don't care, why bother in the first place.

[Cls9637]

Slept through most of the evening so I thought I'd take an early morning scroll in the rain. Saw a girl walking on Monroe who gave me the look as I turned off Wilkins. Drove to Ramsey and waited as she followed to where I parked. She got in and immediately recognized me, saying she knew me from before but I didn't remember her, which is unlike me because I usually remember everyone I pick up. Told me her name was Sarah. Tall and slim, long dark hair (hard to see because her hood was up). Drove to a spot and got to business (expected payment upfront after showing her the cash but I told her only pay once the job is done); standard rate for BBJCIM. Decent skill, nothing spectacular. Said she's usually around Washington Blvd and Carey. Cool girl, from what I could tell, but didn't ask her for any digits. Treat her nice!

From your description and locations that is definitely the guy called Sarah.

[Cls9637]

Dude, bring her fruit instead. Like a bag of apples or a bundle of bananas or something. Those noodles are cancerous, unhealthy junk.

And what she's injecting into her body is not unhealthy and possibly cancerous? She likes Oodles of Noodles. It's not like she or any of the other girls maintains a healthy lifestyle.

[JoeCool1983]

That's a looooonnnnngggggg drive. I can be your co-pilot. In fact, I'll drive to as long as you drive back. That way, I'd be the first MD dong up in all her holes.

I'm not going to lie. I would not want to do that drive. She'll probably get really dope sick along the way. You'd either have to pick up enough dope for her to last the whole drive, and do you really want to drive across multiple states with that in the car? Or you would have to stop along the way and find a source. Not a good plan.

[FaceSat]

Was in Baltimore earlier today thru some of the night. BPD is everywhere. They're driving unmarked pickups & minivans. All have very dark tint tho so they stand out.

Also the people in the house right next door to the BP had a camera on a tripod pointing out towards the BP. VERY VERY WEIRD. NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE.

Lastly had to drop one of my coworkers off over west Baltimore. Stopped at the famous BP & Texaco spot right on north ave before penn ave. MSP. Yes I said MSP is running a sting over there. 2 tactical dressed MSP troopers were taking pictures on intersections known for walkers. I guess to use for briefings in the am with vice. Also there were some walkers but they would not leave that one block. A BIG RED FLAG.

WATCH OUT GUYS. PLEASE SHARE INFORMATION.

[SirDrDunk]

Is that the bog tit Shannon that can suck a gold ball through a hose?

Yeah she pops up every now and then I seen her at a program that my cousin goes but you will see her off Carey and if she dating its to help her loser bf.

[Piddybo]

Hell if they bring her halfway I'll pick her up we can take her in stages. Through mid virginia to top of fl. Always seen and read her reports. Thought about trips to Tampa and balti! Hope she's alive.

That's a looooonnnnngggggg drive. I can be your co-pilot. In fact, I'll drive to as long as you drive back. That way, I'd be the first MD dong up in all her holes.

[NightTraveler]

Heaven came to Baltimore from Tampa, so there is a bunch of us here in Tampa gathered around the campfire wondering whether she is dead or alive.

Either way, send her back HERE. She will be appreciated. LOL.

Dick
P.S. If she needs a ride, PM me. I'll drive.

Hell if they bring her halfway I'll pick her up we can take her in stages. Through mid virginia to top of fl. Always seen and read her reports. Thought about trips to Tampa and balti! Hope she's alive.

[Furbuster2000]

Saw "big tit" Shannon on Carey yesterday afternoon. Black hair now. Looking good. Hadn't seen her in awhile. No phone of course.

Is that the bog tit Shannon that can suck a gold ball through a hose?

[AceKing88]

Wouldn't the GIRLS be the party favors?

Maybe twenty five years ago there was a rage of what we called "blow roasts" around Baltimore. VERY under the radar. They were held often in the Steelworker's Union hall on Erdman Ave, as well as a few other locations. They were bull roasts, but instead of auctioning off liquor or other prizes typical of regular bull roasts they had anywhere between ten and twenty SW's who were auctioned. The promoters paid the girls to be there, but the girls also expected tips. The promoters would cruise through the strolls and offer girls money to spend the afternoon at the blow roast.

The auctions and drawings included things such as a half hour blowjob, anal, double anal (once), pussy, two girls at once, two or three guys and one girl and many other things. Whatever the girls were up for would be in an auction or drawing. One guy at one of them was excited because he won a pussy eating drawing. About six or eight girls sat up on the edge of a table and he got to eat all of their pussies. I wasn't really sure that was a drawing I wanted to enter! He was happy, though.

I don't really remember how much the tickets were but I'm thinking around $50.

I concur CLS but I never knew the gals were SW I just assumed they were strippers. MAN the dough the broads made on those infamous Fridays were insane. You had cars lined up from the emissions place down to crazy rays definitely good times.

[NiteTimer]

You'd to hear.

I mean glad to hear that.

[Dickchainy]

You'll have to bring Half-Pint Laura up with you if you come to get Heaven!

IMHO, that seems like a fair trade. Half-pint is the anal queen and is proud to wear the crown. She is old hat in Tampa, yet stays busy and flaky. She may have never been up North before.

I'll work on that. Wait for hurricane season (June-Nov) and we'll see which way the wind blows.

Dick