Massage Parlor Reports

[Nated]

This is a bit long, but whatever, it was a really nice dream and thought I'd share the whole thing.

So I've been reading a little bit about Cindy, thought I'd try it out since I sort of need a massage. This will be only my second AMP visit, first one was back in November in Milwaukee (which was pretty good, I left happy) I left the gym and grabbed some money from the ATM and headed to the car. I decided to see if they were still open, even though it was around 7 ish and check to see if they took credit. I figured I'd at least get a massage out of it if anything, wasn't really expecting much. Gave them a call, Cindy answered and didn't seem very happy about me mentioning credit. She asked if I was coming over and I told her half an hour. Thankfully traffic outbound on the Eisenhower was light since rush hour was over.

So I drive up there, it's quite a bit out of the way from my home and my work LOL, but whatever. I'm not terribly familiar with the area, looking around I had some mixed feelings about driving out there with my car. It's rather nice, and well keeps me from doing the SW thing since it screams "rip me off and jack my shit". I make it out there and it's not very economically developed out there LOL, most shops (99% of them) are closed at 8 pm on a week day and a bunch "for lease" or "for sale". I parked at a meter since it's a fairly busy street, figured wouldn't be a problem (it was fine in the end). Had a smoke and went across the street and finished up out front.

Opened the first door, second was locked with a doorbell and a sign pointing at it that said "Massage. LOL. So I rang the doorbell and Cindy came to the door after a minute and opened up. She's about 5'6", tight little body, decent chest. She was wearing a very low cut house dress, very nice view. She asked if I had called and I said yes and she let me in. She asked how long and I said hour with table shower. I pulled out my credit card and I'd (which she said she needed for CC transactions) and she had me come over to the little office thing. She tries to photocopy my I'd, says the CC company needs it. She can't figure it out so she just hands it back and charges my card $77 for the TS and massage + cc transaction fee ($7 transaction fee LOL). She mentions tip and I say I have cash for tips and smile while staring at her chest. She then takes me to a room just off the hall and tells me to take everything off then leaves to get the table ready.

So the place is slightly run down, carpet kinda dingy I think, it wasn't very well lit, so hard to tell, it wasn't bad though. Stacks of toilet paper rolls, towels, a blinking alarm clock, sink, 2 chairs and coat hooks. Place smells ok though. I didn't bother with any towels or anything and she comes back and grabs a towel then takes my hand to take me into the shower room. She proceeds to tell me to lay on the table on my stomach and I oblige. First thing she says is "you're beautiful, I love your back". I'm fairly in shape, I guess she was pleasantly surprised, or just trying to be nice LOL. She immediately started soaping my back and spent ample amount of time on my ass and reaching downwards. I gave a few moans of approval and she starts telling me how guys have been ripping her off with chargebacks on credit cards. I tell her not to worry. She doesn't spend much time on my back, mostly my ass LOL. She tell me to flip. I'm a little stiff at this point and she immediately grabs little man and starts working him. I was amply surprised LOL, last time I had a TS she asked if it was ok to touch it. She soaps the rest of me up and goes back to rubbing him. She took a good long time making sure I was quite hard, all the while telling me about all the people that have ripped her off with credit cards LOL. She probably spent 5 minute stroking it and then rinsed me off and had me get up and dry off.

We go back to the massage room and she has me sit on the edge of the table. She rinses her mouth a little and washes her hands at the sink then comes over and puts her arms around me and puts her breasts in my face. I was quite surprised at that LOL. She starts caressing my back and telling me more about how people ripped her off with credit cards, but interjects that she loves my skin. I put my hands on her hips and slowly move them up, then I ask if I can touch. She said yes and I felt her great breasts, then I decided fuck it and took them out of her bra and sucked on her nipples a bit. She moaned a little then talked about how some guys were nice and she finished them and they still ripped her off. She said one guy even stole her phone. I said no worries and she asked if I would like services. I asked what was available and she said happy ending or everything. I inquired what was everything and she points between her legs and says "down there". I was like "really? I was a bit taken aback at the fact she was offering FS being a first timer. I said sure, how much? Well I guess I got FS for what she charges for a BJ. She got a phone call and left the room to take it. I looked in my coat while she was out and realized I left the condoms in the car. Almost always carry one on me. So I sat back down and hoped she had one. She comes back and spends a bunch of time telling me about some guy that tried to rape her and how the police found him and locked him up. I figured at this point she's just trying to make an impression that she doesn't fuck around, she's probably slightly nervous about stuff, but she seemed like she really wanted to get fucked LOL.

Anyways, she produces a condom and slips it on and starts going down. She's got some good technique for a covered. I usually don't like covered BJ, but she was decent at it. I was quite relieved she had her own, but they are too tight:/ She then stands up and tells me she wants me to fuck her and grabs a pillow and has me stand next to the table. She lays down and spreads for me and slips me in. She wraps her legs around me and starts moaning as we do the deed. I think she may have even cum at one point LOL, certainly felt like it, had a good grip at one point.

When it was all over she wrapped her arms around me and thanked me, she smiled and hugged me for a bit, then the damn doorbell rang. She got up and got dressed and let the next client in and took him to his room while I got dressed. She came back and told me I had to come back again, I said I will, but next time I should probably get a massage too and laughed. She left and dealt with the guy then came back and sat on the floor next to me while I tied my combat boots (extra long laces, takes a minute LOL). She said she liked the boots and then she tugged at my pants to make sure they weren't caught on my boots and got up. She hugged me and went to kiss me on the lips, I wasn't expecting that either and it ended up being half on her cheek LOL. Now she could have been just trying to get a new repeat customer and being nice, but I kinda think she liked it as much as I did.

Needless to say, about 45 minutes, no massage, very strange preoccupation with being ripped off with credit cards, but I think the extras were worth the money. I will definitely be repeating, and probably soon. Make sure she gets her money guys, don't be like the other guys that did charge backs LOL. I would pay cash to skip the half hour of credit card story.

[PvdHandyman]

Will be in Oakbrook for the weekend was wondering if I had to "ring the doorbell" at this spa or if the door would be open? Was thinking about a. 40 tip.

[Pilatus65]

Couldn't agree more with this statement. So far, I have been fortunate to have rec'd mostly options A and B above and credit the reports on this site for helping me choose wisely. Thanks!

Frankly, when the massage at any place has the therapist going thru the motions or as a mere pretext to the second act if there is one, that is very annoying. So, I'm not so forgiving. I've found the caliber of massage has been on the wane universally, especially at venues that I have given repeat business to. I feel taken for granted. Exploited if you will. As if they don't take my massage interest seriously.

[ToplessnCago]

I am ok with spending 70 dollars on a very good legit massage. I'm also ok spending 70 plus tip on a mediocre massage with HE from a young and attractive provider. I become furious when I spend 70 dollars on a mediocre legit massage.

Couldn't agree more with this statement. So far, I have been fortunate to have rec'd mostly options A and B above and credit the reports on this site for helping me choose wisely. Thanks!

[BadDances]

Just came across this on the news and wanted to share for those interested. Pine Tree spa apparently got busted.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/suburb...327-story.html

Yeah I didn't bother going back the first time it was busted. That said I miss Spa 7. It was a hell of a drive to get there but most of the women there were really willing. Hard to find a good AMP these days.

[ApplePiePussy]

I've only ever had one really good massage from a legit Chinese place. It was called Dao Spa on the southside. Unfortunately they shut down and the girl moved on. She was young and incredibly talented. That said, the overwhelming amount of massages from Chinese girls, whether legit or HE, have been shit. This is probably why Bob's place is so busy. I am ok with spending 70 dollars on a very good legit massage. I'm also ok spending 70 plus tip on a mediocre massage with HE from a young and attractive provider. I become furious when I spend 70 dollars on a mediocre legit massage. There is nothing worse than trying a new Chinese place, where the women are old and unattractive, the massage being mediocre making you think there is an HE coming to at least salvage the experience, and then of course nothing, besides you know, them asking for more tip because that's somehow acceptable in Chinese culture. I have my two places that I go to for a legit massages and they are most definitely not Asian. By and large Europeans give the better quality massages, with some American girls in there as well.

[Nate2012]

In general the scene sucks with some exceptions but they are few. I'm waiting for a turn around.

I may only have a few posts but I've been around all this fun for way too many years. Just starting to post.

My take on what's going on in the escorting and parlor business is:

1. There are alot more girls in this business now than 10 years ago. So they will be slow because its a buyers market here in Chicago.

2. Economy still sucks in Chicago. Hobbyist pool is not growing here to offset all the providers, so prices are dropping.

IMHO the top two buyers markets in the US are LA and Vegas. You can get high quality for low prices. Chicago is close!

Happy hunting.

[Nate2012]

Just came across this on the news and wanted to share for those interested. Pine Tree spa apparently got busted.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/suburb...327-story.html

Notice the ages of the three girls who got busted at Pine Tree? 50,43, 37. I find it very funny that all the TER and Rubmap reviews show the girls ages as 20-25 yo. I've been to this place.

Too many times. I used to like the place, lately its been a sex factory. And that damn doorbell!

Their ads are still up on BP.

[E2304]

I walked in without an appointment and was met by "Laura" a 30 something attractive and thin enough. 65/60 Massage, extra 10 for "shower" - declined. Very gentle, but in the end thorough and firm enough "dry" massage. Asked to upgrade to 90 min. Ended up paying 180/90 for L1 but a very relaxing massage. (My 60 Tip was frowned upon up front. I didn't begrudge the extra 20.

All in all one of my better experiences. The dry massage was well done. Subtle tease. Adequate roaming allowed without a flinch. (For my benefit I suspect) a professional Chinese MT.

[E2304]

You described our place exactly. We have an unlocked door with a fairly large lobby with two large chairs. We serve tea and coffee in addition to water and candy. Mei has actually made lunch for my friends a couple times. You can see down the hall, just as you describe. You can see all this on our web page, and Yelp, Google, and Facebook. The front room is filled with plants. Growing up on a farm in China she is compelled to plant everything she sees. But I must say, its a very pleasant atmosphere, complete with Chinese music and Buddhist chants. Our shopping center neighbors have gotten used to us and they all know we are a clean shop. Even the police are friendly to us. Mei donates to all the local charities, including the police special Olympics.

All that said, it has been a long battle. Some days, like today are slow. Others are quite busy. Yeah, people go to the chains and often get a bad massage. So what gives me comfort is our growing list of regulars, including women. And our 5-star reviews. Thank you again for those reviews and your business. Bob.

On the other hand I did get a chocolate. Tiny cup of water. LOL.

[Bob521]

You described our place exactly. We have an unlocked door with a fairly large lobby with two large chairs. We serve tea and coffee in addition to water and candy. Mei has actually made lunch for my friends a couple times. You can see down the hall, just as you describe. You can see all this on our web page, and Yelp, Google, and Facebook. The front room is filled with plants. Growing up on a farm in China she is compelled to plant everything she sees. But I must say, its a very pleasant atmosphere, complete with Chinese music and Buddhist chants. Our shopping center neighbors have gotten used to us and they all know we are a clean shop. Even the police are friendly to us. Mei donates to all the local charities, including the police special Olympics.

All that said, it has been a long battle. Some days, like today are slow. Others are quite busy. Yeah, people go to the chains and often get a bad massage. So what gives me comfort is our growing list of regulars, including women. And our 5-star reviews. Thank you again for those reviews and your business. Bob.

I think by an large legit Chinese spa's have an uphill battle that they will always face. Most men will think that Chinese and / or Korean spa's is a place for HEs, and women will tend to stay away as well. Also I think too as a general belief for me anyways, if the front door is locked and you have to press a door bell and have MMS let you in, that to me is a place for extra services. I know that there are a few exceptions to that, but for the most part if the front door is not locked, and there is a waiting room, and you can see down the hallway, you are at a legit spa.

I would fathom that when most people think about going to get a legit massage they tend to go to the large chain facilities as opposed to a local Chinese spa which can offer great massages.

[BlueUc]

Oh yes. We do display all licenses, and, in fact, it is required by the village. Background / FBI checks are also required. Hell, they even did a background check on me. Our business strategy is to make sure everybody knows we are legit. When a guy walks in asking for extras and she refuses him, everybody loses. But when a customer, a forum member, comes to our store, he knows he will get a great legit massage from a nice person. Forum members are some of our nicest customers.

I think by an large legit Chinese spa's have an uphill battle that they will always face. Most men will think that Chinese and / or Korean spa's is a place for HEs, and women will tend to stay away as well. Also I think too as a general belief for me anyways, if the front door is locked and you have to press a door bell and have MMS let you in, that to me is a place for extra services. I know that there are a few exceptions to that, but for the most part if the front door is not locked, and there is a waiting room, and you can see down the hallway, you are at a legit spa.

I would fathom that when most people think about going to get a legit massage they tend to go to the large chain facilities as opposed to a local Chinese spa which can offer great massages.

[DMichaels69]

And they need to be a lot smarter which probably won't happen.

If true, would not the appropriate responsive business strategy be to exhibit licenses, when they exist, on the walls in the lobby as evidence of the bona fides of the establishment? It would seem that the business with the most licenses, prominently displayed / advertised would be less susceptible to harassment or license checks / enforcement, and thus, be in a competitively more advantageous position in the market.

[MeLoveuLonTime]

Just came across this on the news and wanted to share for those interested. Pine Tree spa apparently got busted.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/suburb...327-story.html

[Jvaldez]

Yes. Gave them a try. Provider had a fine set of 36 DDs which came out during the nice HJ. . 60 at the door and. 50 tip = 1. 1 total damage. They have 2 rooms, but the walls don't go all the way to the ceiling, so if there is a monger in the other room, you will hear what's going on and vice versa.

Had this dream today. I have been trying to dream of hot latinas but none are near my area. I was left speechless today. The fees were the same as above. What a curvy Latina. Just the way I like them. Curvy MILF with a slim waist.