Massage Parlor Reports

**Call234** · 04-20-17 17:08

Originally Posted by BadHabit [View Original Post]

Saw ads for new AMP on Ulmerton Road across from Sheriff's office (go figure) and could not find any info or reviews. Had the following dream of the place a few weeks ago. Attendant appearance: very attractive 30 ish Asian (8 of 10), Massage: mediocre (3 of 10), Rate: 220 total, 70 House + 130 FS tip. Attendant kept negotiating for a 200 tip minimum to the point that I got up to leave before accepting my 130. Performance on flip: poor (1 of 10), Attitude: terrible (0 of 10). Should have woke up and left with the massage.

http://tampa.backpage.com/Therapeuti...-st-p/32374548

Thanks so much for the report. Another member told me about a negative experience that he had there, although it was not quite as bad as yours. Stay safe.

**Wolf66** · 04-19-17 20:32

Close to me. Almost went in the other day but wimped out and went to PT instead. LOL.

Hoping it might be FS with cute attendants.

Also curious about the AMP on St Pete Bch near the bridge to TI, been advertising on BP.

**LknforLuv** · 04-19-17 20:14

Absolute total ripoff. This is from last week.

When I first walked in I turned and left due to the age. I prefer someone under 60. I sat in my vehicle and thought for a few minutes and decided to return as I didn't have time to research the area and find another place. I was very limited on time.

I went back in and I paid the $70 house fee for the hour. Not sure if table shower is available as I didn't ask but they have some weird shower type of thing in the room. Its just a very large one shower right in the room.

I asked for a hard massage and all I was getting was a very light rub / scratching on the ass. I was really regretting going back in. I asked several times for deep tissue. She rubbed my back for about 30 seconds and then back to the ass. After about 10 minutes she said OK turn over. I was completely blown away as I paid for an hour and this was about 10 minutes into the session. I asked why so quickly and she said an appointment is coming soon. I asked why she took my money for an hour if she has an appointment. She smiled and didn't answer. She asked what I wanted and I made a motion for a BJ. She said OK for $100.00, I said no way, $80.00 was the most I would pay. She agreed and started sucking away BB and I was somewhat OK with it. After a couple seconds she took it out and started Jacking it. I said NO NO, I wanted a BJ. She proceed to suck again for a few seconds and took it out and jacked again. She wouldn't suck anymore. After I finished and got dressed I gave her $10.00. She got mad and said I told her $80.00. She was really mad. I told her $80 was for a BJ not HJ. All in all I was in and out in 25 minutes. Absolutely a complete waste of time and money.

**DeuceBigalow** · 04-19-17 19:19

Originally Posted by ItsNotJames [View Original Post]

I've tried going to L&L at least 4 times now. Every time I have gone in the evening there has been an unmarked cruiser in the parking lot, lights and all but no one in it. Noticed a few vehicles that are the same around the peripherals that are always the same, but even before other surrounding locations open. It spooks me every time. Really want to check it out though!

I believe that's just a security car from Gambling cafe up front. Not related to L&L because I've asked the girls before and that's what they've told me.

**FlipOver** · 04-19-17 15:52

Originally Posted by BadHabit [View Original Post]

Saw ads for new AMP on Ulmerton Road across from Sheriff's office (go figure) and could not find any info or reviews. Had the following dream of the place a few weeks ago. Attendant appearance: very attractive 30 ish Asian (8 of 10), Massage: mediocre (3 of 10), Rate: 220 total, 70 House + 130 FS tip. Attendant kept negotiating for a 200 tip minimum to the point that I got up to leave before accepting my 130. Performance on flip: poor (1 of 10), Attitude: terrible (0 of 10). Should have woke up and left with the massage.

http://tampa.backpage.com/Therapeuti...-st-p/32374548

Intrigued by the ads; multiple ads different phone numbers, different offering types in each ad. Ana tells me she's from California, has a friend (Candy, not as attractive)) helping to run the place. Have to agree with Bad Habit. Asked for her to take a shower with me; hands me a towel and says you do it yourself (first bad sign). Attractive appearance, flirty, massage is mediocre, flips, asks if there is another spot she can rub as she grabs my cock under the towel, then the up-sell way more than any other AMP around here; negotiated and agreed, then insisted I pay then (next bad sign) before continuing (hate that); paid, then did not deliver what she promised. I would pass on this one fellas. Much better options out there.

**Bad Habit** · 04-19-17 14:59

Guess I am spoiled at PT with their gorgeous girls, decked out in lingerie, heels and make-up. Other AMPs I have been to, attendants are plain and seem to always dress down in blouse, shorts, granny panties and flip flops. Any recommendations on better looking girls or at least ones that are dressed up a bit?

**Bad Habit** · 04-19-17 14:35

Saw ads for new AMP on Ulmerton Road across from Sheriff's office (go figure) and could not find any info or reviews. Had the following dream of the place a few weeks ago. Attendant appearance: very attractive 30 ish Asian (8 of 10), Massage: mediocre (3 of 10), Rate: 220 total, 70 House + 130 FS tip. Attendant kept negotiating for a 200 tip minimum to the point that I got up to leave before accepting my 130. Performance on flip: poor (1 of 10), Attitude: terrible (0 of 10). Should have woke up and left with the massage.

http://tampa.backpage.com/Therapeuti...-st-p/32374548

**Member #5749** · 04-17-17 18:49

Originally Posted by MiyakoFan [View Original Post]

Anyone spent some time with her? I met her at L&L and she is very pretty and nice. I opted for Candie at 5 shops that day, and wished I had gone back to Diana.

I've tried going to L&L at least 4 times now. Every time I have gone in the evening there has been an unmarked cruiser in the parking lot, lights and all but no one in it. Noticed a few vehicles that are the same around the peripherals that are always the same, but even before other surrounding locations open. It spooks me every time. Really want to check it out though!

**Insurance For** · 04-17-17 14:28

Originally Posted by Tampa30 [View Original Post]

Are the pictures close? I'm assuming it's not just a massage type session for that donation.

Pictures are pretty accurate she is attractive. YMMV but price usually does dictate time and services however at her choice I would imagine.

**MiyakoFan** · 04-17-17 13:37

The typical shifts are 10 am - 7 pm and 7 pm to 4 am or 7 am. They only shut down from 7 am - 10 am, although every once in a while a shop will be closed all day. They usually will advise "Missy" is there. There is no Missy, so that just means you will find a locked door. Can't answer your second question because I have never asked for it and never will.

Originally Posted by OhhSnapsOn [View Original Post]

Can anyone tell me about the general theme of 5 shops? The schedule shows people being there 24/7 which seems unlikely. Also, is BBBJ a thing there?

Any other BBBJ recommendations?

**MiyakoFan** · 04-17-17 13:29

Anyone spent some time with her? I met her at L&L and she is very pretty and nice. I opted for Candie at 5 shops that day, and wished I had gone back to Diana.

**MiyakoFan** · 04-17-17 13:27

Awesome MILF body. They are real and spectacular (wink to Seinfeld fans). Likes it rough, but not on top. She controlled every second of the session. Actually moved my hands where she wanted them, rather than allow me to do what I wanted. Decent session for my eyes, but overall not so great.

**Tampa30** · 04-17-17 12:20

Originally Posted by InsuranceFor [View Original Post]

I have seen this hottie twice now. She is legit and gives a great session. All of her lotions, soaps and whatever are very scented this could be a problem if you have anyone at home or back at the office who's up on things like your scent. She has her own place nice, neat and discrete, no smoking smell in her place. Very bubbly and sexy as well. I would and have repeated. Give her a try. Oh the damage is YMMV or whatever that abbreviation is LOL. She was on seeking arrangements or sugar daddy sites so she wants $$ for the session and she does give a great session. Not really into haggling because she says she is pretty and worth it.

Are the pictures close? I'm assuming it's not just a massage type session for that donation.

**TManXX71** · 04-17-17 10:28

Originally Posted by OhhSnapsOn [View Original Post]

Can anyone tell me about the general theme of 5 shops? The schedule shows people being there 24/7 which seems unlikely. Also, is BBBJ a thing there?

Any other BBBJ recommendations?

I think that you should read the threads on the 5 shops and all of your questions will be answered.

**OhhSnapsOn** · 04-16-17 22:56

Can anyone tell me about the general theme of 5 shops? The schedule shows people being there 24/7 which seems unlikely. Also, is BBBJ a thing there?

Any other BBBJ recommendations?