The Rat Trap

**BabyLight333** · 03-29-17 11:28

Wife comes home from the Gyn doctor, she tells her husband we can't have sex for 2 weeks. The husband then asked her, what did the dentist say?

**MissMurno69** · 03-28-17 08:16

Originally Posted by PurrFecttSwags [View Original Post]

Guess you are trying anyway possible to get on the forum. Saw you today by Americana and tecad lmao. Try another way to get recognition, maybe bishop?

I see you love to include Paige in our fight. Paige has nothing to do with this leave her out of of it. Just me in you!

**Camera3** · 03-28-17 07:09

Originally Posted by PurrFecttSwags [View Original Post]

Guess you are trying anyway possible to get on the forum. Saw you today by Americana and tecad lmao. Try another way to get recognition, maybe bishop?

Did you hear the one about the two hookers that got in a fight? It was totally clean fight and totally honest?

Yeah, me neither.

C3.

**MissMurno69** · 03-28-17 00:49

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You threw poo, she threw some back, I've gotta long plane ride today and don't want a mess to clean up tomorrow so it's over ladies.

Standing 8's and go to neutral corners.

A2

**TrailHunter** · 03-27-17 16:52

Originally Posted by MissMurno69 [View Original Post]

Cradle face.

Swags.

Whaever you want to call yourself, keep my name out of your mouth!

No one with class will even listen to you! You wish I worked the trail. But like I stated before I don't have to I can be all exclusive can you?

Point excalty! O jasonseanmd has seen me before and it wasnt on trail and he wasnt seeing streetwalkers. So try again Miss piggy.

Trail Hunter.

**MissMurno69** · 03-26-17 19:08

Cradle face.

Swags.

Whaever you want to call yourself, keep my name out of your mouth!

No one with class will even listen to you! You wish I worked the trail. But like I stated before I don't have to I can be all exclusive can you?

Point excalty! O jasonseanmd has seen me before and it wasnt on trail and he wasnt seeing streetwalkers. So try again Miss piggy.

**GeorgeMason** · 03-26-17 11:52

Originally Posted by Camera3 [View Original Post]

Does anybody know how much more time he has on his probation?

Some time back I hooked him up with my hacker friend who offered to show him how to fool his ankle bracelet. Of course, he pissed him off.

I swear, that dude can fuck up a wet dream.

C3.

My first thought were that he be the very definition of a wet dream. A waste of good sperm. Or maybe not so good sperm in his case.

But then I realize that he get this from his daddy. His daddy the one that fuck up the wet dream by letting ole Chris be born instead of spread across the bed sheets.

Then after ole Chris was born his daddy continue to have wet dreams because little Chris continue to pee the bed.

Ole Chris have so many wet dreams he no longer no if it was a wet dream or he just piss his pants.

And today ole Chris in real trouble because WebMD only have information on children peeing the bed.

Listen up ole Chris. You don't wake up that way because you was visited by the wet dream fairy or because your dick was peeling onoins all night.

I had a wet dream myself last night. I dreamed I was drowning ole Chris in the lake.

Then I went back to sleep and had another wet dream. I dreamed that ole Chris was hit by a train on OBT. I laughed so hard I pissed myself and waked up soaked. If only dreams could come true.

Now that some funny shiot right there! LOL!

Now ole Chris going to post some nasty shit we all heard before. Just remember Chris, since I no you have a hard on for me you'll probably dream about me tonight. Just remember I like my hair pulled you gay biotch. LOL!

**Camera3** · 03-25-17 13:32

Does anybody know how much more time he has on his probation?

Some time back I hooked him up with my hacker friend who offered to show him how to fool his ankle bracelet. Of course, he pissed him off.

I swear, that dude can fuck up a wet dream.

C3.

Originally Posted by GeorgeMason [View Original Post]

There he go crying again! I swear some times he worse than a 3 year old little girl.

Why you care so much about what ever body else be doing? Most the guys you crap on aint be messing with you precious SWs anyway, so you should just STFU already. Go get you pussy, and let others be!

And you free to leave this city any time you want. We aint forcing you to stay.

Just stop you crying because we tired of hearing it. Go back to the zoo where you come from!

**GeorgeMason** · 03-23-17 13:15

There he go crying again! I swear some times he worse than a 3 year old little girl.

Why you care so much about what ever body else be doing? Most the guys you crap on aint be messing with you precious SWs anyway, so you should just STFU already. Go get you pussy, and let others be!

And you free to leave this city any time you want. We aint forcing you to stay.

Just stop you crying because we tired of hearing it. Go back to the zoo where you come from!

**Furrber** · 03-23-17 04:33

Originally Posted by Chris5 [View Original Post]

I truly hate this shitty city and the so called mongers I'm stuck dealing with in this city. Who the fuck taught you assholes how to monger? You fool's have no fucking clue what you're doing? The whining, complaining, constant overpaying, falling in love with hookers etc.

It no wonder this city is laughed at by other REAL mongers such as myself.

You are all pathetic and complete douche bags.

C5.

But we are the city with the Paradise Trail as you call it. Ever try mongering in Fort Walton Beach or some of the other dead areas. With lots to choose and pick from, it brings out a lot of want to be's. Yes, mongers are nozzles and we have a bunch of them. You give good info though.

**Chris5** · 03-22-17 23:50

Originally Posted by JimmeeLuck [View Original Post]

Before we get all caught up in a back and forth that A2 would probably prefer over in the Trap, let me say that you are perilously starting to sound like a White Knight. I have no desire to argue with you over something that I think is totally legit in asking and knowing (and I feel asked in an appropriately fashion besides, who better to ask than Original Sin? Yes, I could have asked OS in a PM but asking for info about a provider's use of names is pretty innocuous and not Earth shattering).

I'll make this brief and to the point:

1. I was under the impression that the sharing / passing of good info was an objective of this Forum.

2. Asking for name clarification of a provider is permissible and I do not believe I was, in any way, besmirching anyone's character or being obsessed with Frogy..

Sorry to shit on your parade but original sin is an asshole without a brain! He's not good for anything.

C5.

**Chris5** · 03-22-17 23:46

Originally Posted by BuffGuy111 [View Original Post]

Not all but some of the Mongers I feel fall into the categories C5 is referring to. This is why I share Intel with only a close group of mongers. SM or not, there are a lot of scum bags on this forum.

BG111.

Originally Posted by BlowMyMt [View Original Post]

Agreed C5. All you pansy overpaying ass munchers need to open your eyes and stop treating these hoes with love and care. The fuk. You looking for a wife get off the trail and go to church or something.

-BMM.

I swear I've never mongered in a city as bad as Orlando. This place is a joke. The countless douche bags white knighting ugly chicks, the many many captain's, the overpaying and the jealous mongers and the list goes on and fucking on. I'm not here to be liked. I'm on this forum for pussy, pussy and more pussy at the cheapest price possible!

Orlando sucks ass! I've mongered almost all over the country and abroad and Orlando is the absolute worst! I wouldn't recommend a fucking DOG to move to this fucking city! Orlando is the worst I've ever experienced.

C5.

**BlowMyMt** · 03-22-17 19:12

Agreed C5. All you pansy overpaying ass munchers need to open your eyes and stop treating these hoes with love and care. The fuk. You looking for a wife get off the trail and go to church or something.

-BMM.

**BuffGuy111** · 03-22-17 18:00

Originally Posted by Chris5 [View Original Post]

I truly hate this shitty city and the so called mongers I'm stuck dealing with in this city. Who the fuck taught you assholes how to monger? You fool's have no fucking clue what you're doing? The whining, complaining, constant overpaying, falling in love with hookers etc.

It no wonder this city is laughed at by other REAL mongers such as myself.

You are all pathetic and complete douche bags.

C5.

Not all but some of the Mongers I feel fall into the categories C5 is referring to. This is why I share Intel with only a close group of mongers. SM or not, there are a lot of scum bags on this forum.

BG111.

**DreamForever69** · 03-22-17 17:11

As soon as it was mentioned that Lovely Lily might be Feeling Frogy all you needed to confirm was in the new name. What does a frog sit on. A Lily. F F became L L. Also I received a text recently from a # that looked familiar. I asked who it was and the reply was " Frogy " and that she has an incall all this week. I haven't seen Frogy in over 2 years.