Massage Parlor Reports

**TreeTrunk2016** · 03-01-17 21:27

I'm thinking a small bit of research and you will find all that you need to know. You could also look up bat shit crazy in the dictionary and you should see her head tilted to the side.

Originally Posted by BPools [View Original Post]

She is supposed to do massages? I am supposed to see her at 4 if anyone knows shout out quick.

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**Goaloh** · 03-01-17 19:19

Originally Posted by Bpools [View Original Post]

She is supposed to do massages? I am supposed to see her at 4 if anyone knows shout out quick.

Save your cash.

**BPools** · 03-01-17 15:03

She is supposed to do massages? I am supposed to see her at 4 if anyone knows shout out quick.

**Fuzzyek** · 03-01-17 11:47

Stiff dick, anybody know where I can get the stiffness worked out?

**Goaloh** · 02-28-17 13:58

Originally Posted by Brian99 [View Original Post]

Has anyone been to the AMP in Brunswick (not the one near Marcs)? I've never had any luck, wondering if anyone has had a different experience. There's a cute, younger women (Ada or Adi, I think), who I'm interested in. Any info would be great!

They just got a new girl, fresh off the truck. Name is July. Most likely just massage. Alice went on vacation, just her and Ada now.

**Goaloh** · 02-28-17 07:32

Originally Posted by Brian99 [View Original Post]

Has anyone been to the AMP in Brunswick (not the one near Marcs)? I've never had any luck, wondering if anyone has had a different experience. There's a cute, younger women (Ada or Adi, I think), who I'm interested in. Any info would be great!

Tried all the girls there, new and old. Never a wacky wacky. Ada is a cutie, but massage only. They will give you very close teasing to the boys, but never touch them. If you want a good massage, good place to go.

**Brian99** · 02-28-17 05:59

Has anyone been to the AMP in Brunswick (not the one near Marcs)? I've never had any luck, wondering if anyone has had a different experience. There's a cute, younger women (Ada or Adi, I think), who I'm interested in. Any info would be great!

**JaggOff** · 02-27-17 21:33

When I was in college I was in a class with a cute young asian woman, even she said that asian women age drastically once old age hits them.

**Ebauche** · 02-27-17 19:01

Originally Posted by Goaloh [View Original Post]

Flip positions. It is a two way street. I could imagine what these girls think when they get these fat ass and or ugly dudes that want a massage. B. O. Swampass. Cheese hidden in cracks. More rolls than a bakery. Look in the mirror. Don't be hating.

You misunderstand my point completely. I admire Asian women's astounding ability to seemingly not age. I've travelled Asia extensively, lived there. Wish I'd taken the plunge as a very young man just as China was opening economically to the west. Would've married a comely China gal and she'd STILL look great 30+ years later, no matter what I look like. But, it does hold true that when they do start to show signs of aging, it happens fast, like a switch got thrown. They can still look great, but it can be a bit shocking.

**Rafter17** · 02-27-17 18:20

Originally Posted by Goaloh [View Original Post]

Flip positions. It is a two way street. I could imagine what these girls think when they get these fat ass and or ugly dudes that want a massage. B. O. Swampass. Cheese hidden in cracks. More rolls than a bakery. Look in the mirror. Don't be hating.

But the big difference is that they aren't paying us, we are paying them. That still doesn't make it right to go there stinking and not showered first though.

**TreeTrunk2016** · 02-27-17 17:07

You aren't the fat ass with cheese in their rolls? These boards are much better for comedy than actual info. Slim pickings out there.

Originally Posted by Goaloh [View Original Post]

Flip positions. It is a two way street. I could imagine what these girls think when they get these fat ass and or ugly dudes that want a massage. B. O. Swampass. Cheese hidden in cracks. More rolls than a bakery. Look in the mirror. Don't be hating.

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**TreeTrunk2016** · 02-27-17 17:06

Saw Julie today. The trip out of town did her wonders. She was awesome. Said Big Cici is off to NY. Said new girl is here named Angie. Went nowhere near the mints.

Originally Posted by Fannima30 [View Original Post]

I stopped in there and grabbed a HUGE portion of those peppermints and stuffed them in my coat pocket. Then unloaded them on the passenger seat. What do I notice? There's a few mints with no wrappers on them that were sucked on for a few minutes then put back in the dish. Gross!

Probably guys waiting for their massage in the lobby doing this. The rest of the mints with wrappers I checked out carefully to make sure they weren't sucked on and put back in wrappers.

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**SkankHunt** · 02-27-17 16:51

Originally Posted by Fannima30 [View Original Post]

I stopped in there and grabbed a HUGE portion of those peppermints and stuffed them in my coat pocket. Then unloaded them on the passenger seat. What do I notice? There's a few mints with no wrappers on them that were sucked on for a few minutes then put back in the dish. Gross!

Probably guys waiting for their massage in the lobby doing this. The rest of the mints with wrappers I checked out carefully to make sure they weren't sucked on and put back in wrappers.

That is unbelievably disgusting. I'm never eating a mint from there again.

**SkankHunt** · 02-27-17 16:49

Originally Posted by Goaloh [View Original Post]

Flip positions. It is a two way street. I could imagine what these girls think when they get these fat ass and or ugly dudes that want a massage. B. O. Swampass. Cheese hidden in cracks. More rolls than a bakery. Look in the mirror. Don't be hating.

I see what you're saying and totally agree. I could only imagine what these girls see on a daily basis. I was only saying that these girls work magic with their makeup. They pretty much transform themselves.

**Goaloh** · 02-27-17 12:32

Originally Posted by Ebauche [View Original Post]

Until they wake up one morning looking like they got a whuppin' from the old lady stick in the middle of the night. Seriously. It's like there's a switch.

Flip positions. It is a two way street. I could imagine what these girls think when they get these fat ass and or ugly dudes that want a massage. B. O. Swampass. Cheese hidden in cracks. More rolls than a bakery. Look in the mirror. Don't be hating.