Massage Parlor Reports

[Ebauche]

Flip positions. It is a two way street. I could imagine what these girls think when they get these fat ass and or ugly dudes that want a massage. B. O. Swampass. Cheese hidden in cracks. More rolls than a bakery. Look in the mirror. Don't be hating.

You misunderstand my point completely. I admire Asian women's astounding ability to seemingly not age. I've travelled Asia extensively, lived there. Wish I'd taken the plunge as a very young man just as China was opening economically to the west. Would've married a comely China gal and she'd STILL look great 30+ years later, no matter what I look like. But, it does hold true that when they do start to show signs of aging, it happens fast, like a switch got thrown. They can still look great, but it can be a bit shocking.

[Rafter17]

Flip positions. It is a two way street. I could imagine what these girls think when they get these fat ass and or ugly dudes that want a massage. B. O. Swampass. Cheese hidden in cracks. More rolls than a bakery. Look in the mirror. Don't be hating.

But the big difference is that they aren't paying us, we are paying them. That still doesn't make it right to go there stinking and not showered first though.

[TreeTrunk2016]

You aren't the fat ass with cheese in their rolls? These boards are much better for comedy than actual info. Slim pickings out there.

Flip positions. It is a two way street. I could imagine what these girls think when they get these fat ass and or ugly dudes that want a massage. B. O. Swampass. Cheese hidden in cracks. More rolls than a bakery. Look in the mirror. Don't be hating.

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[TreeTrunk2016]

Saw Julie today. The trip out of town did her wonders. She was awesome. Said Big Cici is off to NY. Said new girl is here named Angie. Went nowhere near the mints.

I stopped in there and grabbed a HUGE portion of those peppermints and stuffed them in my coat pocket. Then unloaded them on the passenger seat. What do I notice? There's a few mints with no wrappers on them that were sucked on for a few minutes then put back in the dish. Gross!

Probably guys waiting for their massage in the lobby doing this. The rest of the mints with wrappers I checked out carefully to make sure they weren't sucked on and put back in wrappers.

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[SkankHunt]

I stopped in there and grabbed a HUGE portion of those peppermints and stuffed them in my coat pocket. Then unloaded them on the passenger seat. What do I notice? There's a few mints with no wrappers on them that were sucked on for a few minutes then put back in the dish. Gross!

Probably guys waiting for their massage in the lobby doing this. The rest of the mints with wrappers I checked out carefully to make sure they weren't sucked on and put back in wrappers.

That is unbelievably disgusting. I'm never eating a mint from there again.

[SkankHunt]

Flip positions. It is a two way street. I could imagine what these girls think when they get these fat ass and or ugly dudes that want a massage. B. O. Swampass. Cheese hidden in cracks. More rolls than a bakery. Look in the mirror. Don't be hating.

I see what you're saying and totally agree. I could only imagine what these girls see on a daily basis. I was only saying that these girls work magic with their makeup. They pretty much transform themselves.

[Goaloh]

Until they wake up one morning looking like they got a whuppin' from the old lady stick in the middle of the night. Seriously. It's like there's a switch.

Flip positions. It is a two way street. I could imagine what these girls think when they get these fat ass and or ugly dudes that want a massage. B. O. Swampass. Cheese hidden in cracks. More rolls than a bakery. Look in the mirror. Don't be hating.

[HungryEye]

Laurens web site is now down. I'd appreciate if someone could privately send me her phone number. Thanks in advance.

http://cleveland.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/let-me-give-you-a-pampering-and-luxurious-full-body-massage-by-mature-female-massage-therapist/30656272

Good luck with that, looks like the first available appointment is mid March, of course that depends on IF you pass the extreme vetting, LOL.

[Pete4444]

Her website has changed. Her rates are there. She used to just do outcall, but incall will available to regulars I am assuming, after they are established. I myself have my own place, but I like the process of going to a location. (as long as it clean, I think hers will be).

Laurens web site is now down. I'd appreciate if someone could privately send me her phone number. Thanks in advance.

http://cleveland.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/let-me-give-you-a-pampering-and-luxurious-full-body-massage-by-mature-female-massage-therapist/30656272

[Pete4444]

Anyone have any info on Ivy:

http://www.massagetroll.com/clevelan.../?pid=34862463

I've been looking for a athletic or slim Ebony provider.

[Fannima30]

I stopped in there and grabbed a HUGE portion of those peppermints and stuffed them in my coat pocket. Then unloaded them on the passenger seat. What do I notice? There's a few mints with no wrappers on them that were sucked on for a few minutes then put back in the dish. Gross!

Probably guys waiting for their massage in the lobby doing this. The rest of the mints with wrappers I checked out carefully to make sure they weren't sucked on and put back in wrappers.

[Ceasar160]

So you got 2 pops?! LOL.

It was Cici and nobody was waiting when I left. In fact all the doors were open to the rooms so no one was there besides me. I was in at 10 am when it opened and back in my car at 10:20. I paid a total of. 80 for 15 minutes.

[Slow Roller]

Did you confirm it was Cici? Were there people waiting when you finished? Maybe she had an appointment afterward. Either way, you shouldn't have been rushed out.

It was Cici and nobody was waiting when I left. In fact all the doors were open to the rooms so no one was there besides me. I was in at 10 am when it opened and back in my car at 10:20. I paid a total of. 80 for 15 minutes.

[Oreo36]

Got to the Avon location when it opened to beat the traffic. Got the half hour and now I' m posting this less than a half hour later. To say I was rushed in / out would be a understatement. Won't be back as long as it stays busy.

Did you confirm it was Cici? Were there people waiting when you finished? Maybe she had an appointment afterward. Either way, you shouldn't have been rushed out.

[Member #6192]

Got to the Avon location when it opened to beat the traffic. Got the half hour and now I' m posting this less than a half hour later. To say I was rushed in / out would be a understatement. Won't be back as long as it stays busy.

There are apparently two Cicis there now. Did you see the short one (the original)? She definitely rushes. I've been shown the door with five minutes left.