Massage Parlor Reports

[Jadedone]

Last couple of weeks have been stressful as hell. Went for some stress release last week early in the day. Went to my go to in Schaumburg near the office, drew Cindy. She has magical hands.

As soon as the massage started I was so wound up I asked the her if we could start the session off with the finish then the massage. She said no problem. I think I lasted all of 30 seconds before she got a weeks' worth of swimmers in her hand. It was pretty funny, because she kept saying "Oh gosh, look at all these babies coming out!" then getting a slightly disgusted look on her face because *there were a lot of babies* coming out. She was laughing but kind of grossed out by the volume. Yeah, work has been like that.

After the cleanup up went back to face down and fell asleep probably about 5 minutes in while getting a halfway decent massage. With 15 minutes left she woke me for the flip to do my shoulders and legs. This was probably the most relaxed I've ever walked out of an AMP. I tipped a little extra just because of the way I felt. Went back to work, it went to hell and I didn't give a shit.

Anybody else here finish first then massage? If so, just on occasion or regularly?

I've had this before too. It's actually nice because like you said, the massage is so relaxing afterwards.

[Ron M]

Great comment. The same guy answers the phone for at least three of them.

Maybe this guy owns / runs three of these places.

[Hrodebert]

Great comment. The same guy answers the phone for at least three of them.

Numerous angel (x) spa in Chicago area: north and south Ashland, oak park come to mind. Would hate to doom all of heaven's host for the misdeed of one.

[E2304]

Definitely not Oak Park. Or anywhere remotely South. I plan never to return and have already deleted the location from my mental hard drive. Not a city dweller; lost and generally uncomfortable every time I'm driving around Chicago.

I was looking forward to a visit based upon prior reviews. Interestingly enough one of the south side places (?bamboo) was using the same cute photo as angel on and Ashland. The one with the women and the heart shaped pillow.

[MrSmartyPants]

Numerous angel (x) spa in Chicago area: north and south Ashland, oak park come to mind. Would hate to doom all of heaven's host for the misdeed of one.

Definitely not Oak Park. Or anywhere remotely South. I plan never to return and have already deleted the location from my mental hard drive. Not a city dweller; lost and generally uncomfortable every time I'm driving around Chicago.

[Iamslobbyist]

I really have a preference for these, but I know not all AMPs have them. Any recommendations? I tried searching the forums but couldn't find anything.

Thanks!

Tijuana.

I have gotten great table showers from Judy at Lilly Spa on Belmont.

[Avg Joe]

I checked this place out last week. First time ever doing the apartment incall route. 2 texts and they sent the address. They give you an address a few houses down then give you the real one upon arrival. This one was tucked back off archer along I 55 and in a house. Got in and was brought upstairs where there was 2 girls, each standing in a bedroom doorway in a bra and puss covers. I picked door #2 "anna". In my opinion she was hot as hell. Awesome body, about 5 foot 4,long dark hair, and about 22 years old. I was expecting my choices to be closer to an average AMP girl, but she was a solid 7/10 on a regular scale, not AMP scale. Paid the hour, said kissing was extra. She rubded my back for a few minutes, poorly, didn't care, and then turned me over, covered me, started with oral covered, thn numerous positions. Very very enthusiastic, multiple loud orgasms, finished and offered a shower, then out the door. Seems to be even if you paid the hour and you finish before the time is up, they are quick to get you out. I really didn't care because I was done, it was late, and I wanted tacos. I'd absolutely repeat if she is there.

http://chicago.backpage.com/WomenSee...-play/49640107

What were the damages?

Nice report.

[Walker333]

Last couple of weeks have been stressful as hell. Went for some stress release last week early in the day. Went to my go to in Schaumburg near the office, drew Cindy. She has magical hands.

As soon as the massage started I was so wound up I asked the her if we could start the session off with the finish then the massage. She said no problem. I think I lasted all of 30 seconds before she got a weeks' worth of swimmers in her hand. It was pretty funny, because she kept saying "Oh gosh, look at all these babies coming out!" then getting a slightly disgusted look on her face because *there were a lot of babies* coming out. She was laughing but kind of grossed out by the volume. Yeah, work has been like that.

After the cleanup up went back to face down and fell asleep probably about 5 minutes in while getting a halfway decent massage. With 15 minutes left she woke me for the flip to do my shoulders and legs. This was probably the most relaxed I've ever walked out of an AMP. I tipped a little extra just because of the way I felt. Went back to work, it went to hell and I didn't give a shit.

Anybody else here finish first then massage? If so, just on occasion or regularly?

I have may times, but always had a second one at the end.

Actually first were BJs and / or FSs, on occasions just HJs.

[Walker333]

Just make sure you ask for vivian. She is the mamason and give great tableshowers. This place used to rock, but has been hit or miss for me lately. When I last went there, middle of the day on a weekday, Vivian was out and they tried pushing this old fat woman with the grossest mouth sore I've ever seen.

IMHO a person will enjoy Macau only if he is looking for a decent massage, otherwise it's a challenge because they all are over 40 (probably late forties or early fifties) ABSOLUTELY AND DEFINITELY NOT GOOD LOOKING!

Overall all of them are nice people, but from the erotic perspective they are on the opposite side. AND YMMV in respect of leaving happy.

[Call Me Slappy]

Last couple of weeks have been stressful as hell. Went for some stress release last week early in the day. Went to my go to in Schaumburg near the office, drew Cindy. She has magical hands.

As soon as the massage started I was so wound up I asked the her if we could start the session off with the finish then the massage. She said no problem. I think I lasted all of 30 seconds before she got a weeks' worth of swimmers in her hand. It was pretty funny, because she kept saying "Oh gosh, look at all these babies coming out!" then getting a slightly disgusted look on her face because *there were a lot of babies* coming out. She was laughing but kind of grossed out by the volume. Yeah, work has been like that.

After the cleanup up went back to face down and fell asleep probably about 5 minutes in while getting a halfway decent massage. With 15 minutes left she woke me for the flip to do my shoulders and legs. This was probably the most relaxed I've ever walked out of an AMP. I tipped a little extra just because of the way I felt. Went back to work, it went to hell and I didn't give a shit.

Anybody else here finish first then massage? If so, just on occasion or regularly?

[E2304]

Randomly stopped in there over the weekend because my regular place closed early. Hadn't read reviews.

The good: Somewhat cute masseuse with nice body (amy). Had some actual massage skill.

The bad: negotiation at the flip. Demanded 60, I foolishly agreed (but only if she'd go topless).

She didn't. Damn top stayed on. Some roaming allowed but no clothes came off. Still the finish was nice, but was rushed out of there. Once I was dressed I noticed the clock and called her out on shorting me by half an hour. The usual lame and not sincere "make it up to you next time" routine. I've heard that so many times, but can't recall a time it was ever made up to me.

I think I'd have been happy (enough) and not complained here, if I wasn't shorted half my time. That just bugs me.

Numerous angel (x) spa in Chicago area: north and south Ashland, oak park come to mind. Would hate to doom all of heaven's host for the misdeed of one.

[MrSmartyPants]

Randomly stopped in there over the weekend because my regular place closed early. Hadn't read reviews.

The good: Somewhat cute masseuse with nice body (amy). Had some actual massage skill.

The bad: negotiation at the flip. Demanded 60, I foolishly agreed (but only if she'd go topless).

She didn't. Damn top stayed on. Some roaming allowed but no clothes came off. Still the finish was nice, but was rushed out of there. Once I was dressed I noticed the clock and called her out on shorting me by half an hour. The usual lame and not sincere "make it up to you next time" routine. I've heard that so many times, but can't recall a time it was ever made up to me.

I think I'd have been happy (enough) and not complained here, if I wasn't shorted half my time. That just bugs me.

[ThrillHammer]

I checked this place out last week. First time ever doing the apartment incall route. 2 texts and they sent the address. They give you an address a few houses down then give you the real one upon arrival. This one was tucked back off archer along I 55 and in a house. Got in and was brought upstairs where there was 2 girls, each standing in a bedroom doorway in a bra and puss covers. I picked door #2 "anna". In my opinion she was hot as hell. Awesome body, about 5 foot 4,long dark hair, and about 22 years old. I was expecting my choices to be closer to an average AMP girl, but she was a solid 7/10 on a regular scale, not AMP scale. Paid the hour, said kissing was extra. She rubded my back for a few minutes, poorly, didn't care, and then turned me over, covered me, started with oral covered, thn numerous positions. Very very enthusiastic, multiple loud orgasms, finished and offered a shower, then out the door. Seems to be even if you paid the hour and you finish before the time is up, they are quick to get you out. I really didn't care because I was done, it was late, and I wanted tacos. I'd absolutely repeat if she is there.

http://chicago.backpage.com/WomenSee...-play/49640107

[CafeRaceritali]

I looking to take my first trip to Macau Spa either Saturday, Sunday or Monday. Which is the best day to go and a good time to go?

Just make sure you ask for vivian. She is the mamason and give great tableshowers. This place used to rock, but has been hit or miss for me lately. When I last went there, middle of the day on a weekday, Vivian was out and they tried pushing this old fat woman with the grossest mouth sore I've ever seen.

[TJSterling]

I really have a preference for these, but I know not all AMPs have them. Any recommendations? I tried searching the forums but couldn't find anything.

Thanks!

Tijuana.

Apparently my nickname is Tijuana? LOL I signed it T J (as in TeeJay) autocorrect much?