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02-25-17 21:30 #16589Senior Member

Posts: 275Monstrose and Elston or "Polasky" or other Gina on BP
Several posts match BP search for Gina.
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02-25-17 18:14 #16588Regular Member

Posts: 12Oriental Massage near Midway
I'm new to the scene, but saw some reviews and thought I would try this place out. I didn't catch her name, but petite, somewhat attractive, and teeth could use some work. I had to ring the doorbell a couple times before she answered. Turns out she was alone and with a client. There was a bit of a language barrier, but she asked me to wait 10 minutes. No problem. Got to the TS right away, but on the flip she had me sit up, squirted soap on my junk and hands and (I think) told me to wash myself. Bummer. Afterwards she dried me off and took me to another room for the massage. Really nothing special. Not even half way through the doorbell rang, and she had to let in another customer. After that things felt rushed. There was no offer or hint of anything extra at the end, and I wasn't sure how to ask because she said she had to go to the other customer. I'm not sure what if anything I did wrong. Maybe I need to go back to build up her trust? I'm kind of a newbie, so any advice would be greatly appreciated.
Thanks,
Tijuana.
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02-25-17 17:55 #16587Regular Member

Posts: 12Table Showers
I really have a preference for these, but I know not all AMPs have them. Any recommendations? I tried searching the forums but couldn't find anything.
Thanks!
Tijuana.
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02-24-17 18:59 #16586Regular Member

Posts: 11Worst terrible AVOID
So previously I wrote a review on Gina at a massage parlor off Montrose period she is amazing and she still is. I also saw Melissa from the same place and she is equally has great. Today I had The Misfortune to see one of their new latina girls, Letty. I come in and I'm a bit disappointed at how she looks. She has a fairly chubby figure and chubby face. Overall I would say a 4 out of 10. But I said okay I don't want to jeopardize my relationship with the booker so I'll go along with it. Plus she must make up for it in her service right? So so wrong.
I undress lay down and she immediately starts with what has to be the fastest massage I've ever gotten in my entire life. I didn't even realize someone that size could move that fast (I kid. She's not that big but I'm fairly annoyed right now). She was rubbing her hands all over my back meanwhile squirting a ridiculous amount of oil all over it. It was very very obvious that she was in some sort of hurry. Or that maybe she just did not want to be there.
On top of that the massage itself was terrible. It was like a person would hit a piece of steak after taking a ton of cocaine. I turned my head twice to see if she was having a seizure or something. Anyway silver lining, she did not continue her warp speed massage for too long. After about 3 minutes of this high speed robotic "massage" she asked me to turn over. I was supposed to be there for an hour. HA.
She continues dousing me in oil after turn as if she were getting ready to baste me for Thanksgiving before attempting to give me a HE. Total time into the session 5 minutes. 5 F ING minutes. The song that was playing hadn't even ended yet. She starts tugging like she's trying to string out unpaid child support from it before I end it. I can't do it anymore. I tell her that's enough and just leave. She's not nice to look at (bit mean but the truth. Especially compared to the other girls there who are smoking sexy). But her service is somehow even worse. She was literally the WORST session I've ever had to endure. 312 995 - is the number to the place.
Now the other girls there are great! Haven't seen Jordan yet but her videos look sexy. Melissa and Gina are both top notch and recommended if you're looking for a sexy girl with a sensual touch. They will leave you completely satisfied yet somehow still wanting more and I 10000% recommend them.
Also the handler offered me a discount on my next session bc I was so disappointed. I don't know if Ill ever go back but don't let this deter you from visiting. Her other girls are A+++.
But Letty will Letty you down. 0/10 recommend.
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02-24-17 16:03 #16585Senior Member

Posts: 332There are two regulars there, the one you know, one younger, and an alternate on weekends, also young.
Originally Posted by Whamster123
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The older one is very accommodating, others are limited, YMMV, each good in her own way.
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02-24-17 14:21 #16584Senior Member

Posts: 65Lilly Spa
Anyone been to Lilly Spa on Belmont? I usually go there when Belmont spa is busy, but it seems like only 1 girl works there who is much older. Massage is okay but extras offered.
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02-24-17 01:51 #16583Senior Member

Posts: 192What was the damage?
Originally Posted by Lokkin4
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02-24-17 01:43 #16582Senior Member

Posts: 568Liss
I really like your routine and anyone could adapt and put it to good use. Also, I notice that the bulk of your exercises are LISS (low-intensity steady state) based which maintains at 60 - 70% of Max Heart Rate. This is in strong contrast to HITT (High-intensity interval training) which typically works out at 80-90% of MHR with brief rest periods. While the pros and cons of each of these exercise approaches are very debatable recent research shows that LISS exercisers consistently scored better in one area. In the bedroom. Apparently low intensity workouts, obviously, have a more positive effect on the libido as compared to high intensity workouts which can make things get very sore and dampen libido. LOL.
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02-24-17 01:05 #16581Regular Member

Posts: 2South burbs fun
I went to Amari energy worx the other day. I meet with the girl I always have her name is Gabby. This girl is not only beautiful but very intelligent. Talking with her as I received the massage was like talking to an old friend. Just so Pleasant. Her massage was off the charts. The ending was juicy and toe curling. She knows just how to rub you the right way. I can't wait for an opportunity to go see her again. Just think about her has things stirring in certain places. Take advantage of an chance to go see her what a peach of a young lady. Make sure you talk to her and everything will be happy.
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02-24-17 00:34 #16580Senior Member

Posts: 57Tinley Park / Matteson
Went to Happy Feet Asian Spa on 88th in Tinley Park this evening. Got there around 8 but the lady at the door said all therapists were busy and I should call and make an appointment for tomorrow.
Tomorrow doesn't fit my schedule so I dreamt I drove over to Crystal in Matteson. Crystal is open and thriving but prices are higher than I remember from October. Price now is. 8 for up to 45 minutes, no half hour or hour rates posted.
Drew Lili who has been there 3 weeks now. Actually quite cute, maybe 7 or 8 on my AMP scale, mid 20's, and slim build with nice B cups. Wore a sexy polka-dotted dress which accentuated her killer legs and tight little ass.
So-so massage but teased and moaned while rubbing my back putting me in the mood for more. On the flip made the international sign she was hungry and wanted to put something in her mouth. Dreamt she mumbled something like "hunted dolla" but my wallet was a little thin. Opted for a nice slow, skillful HE for. 7 and dreamt she dropped the party dress and was totally naked for the finale.
Sexy girl, decent finish and great body. Suggest you bring more as $$ all in, including the door fee, would have gotten you most anything.
BTW, upon leaving I saw Uncle LEO had 4 of his cars at Pepe's right next door. My assumption is that there may have been some sort of altercation at margarita night. Regardless, I don't care to see my uncles anywhere near my dreams. Be careful.
Fred.
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02-23-17 12:04 #16579Senior Member

Posts: 747Lombard
I am a visitor from Atlanta and I will reciprocate. Seeking recommendations for a couple good AMPs in the Lombard area.
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02-23-17 09:17 #16578Senior Member

Posts: 79Stacey
Sorry Bike Room fans, I saw Stacey from Impulse on Montrose ave. Nice girl, killer body, beautiful face. I would love to get her on a bed, instead of a massage table. MHS.
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02-23-17 08:54 #16577Senior Member

Posts: 219Out of shape
I'm 6' 6" in my 40's and overweight. I don't fit on some tables and portable folding table showers are always risky for me. I always feel like they're going to collapse.
That said I shower before I goto places that have no shower or a crappy one (Belmont) and I always get a table shower when available so MT knows I'm clean.
I also understand it's a business transaction and I tip more than a younger thinner man because of my size for a good session. More work deserves more pay in my opinion.
I have yet to have any issues and the MTs usually remember me and seem appreciative of the extra cash.
Originally Posted by Huskies
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02-23-17 08:33 #16576Senior Member

Posts: 210Are you referring to Bike room Stacey? How did you get hold of her? I thought she was very unreliable in keeping appointments!
Originally Posted by MikeHuntSweat
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02-23-17 03:07 #16575Senior Member

Posts: 1255Workouts
When I was in full workout mode. When I lost 30 pounds in three months. Every day: I walked half an hour in the morning, (speed walk), then at lunch I did about 15 minute of yoga. Which was 10 poses, each pose about 30 seconds. A routine called Yoga for diabetics. Tree pose. Warrior pose. Boat pose. Plank. Downward dog, child pose. Couple others I can't remember, I threw in some push ups and leg lifts and spread leg lifts. All this stuff strengthened the core. Then at 5:30 pm I spent about 40 minutes at the gym. That would include 15 minutes on the eliptical machine. Interval training (about 60 seconds sprint, heart rate to 160 or until I saw flashes of light in my head / 60 seconds slow) repeating the fast slow cycle maybe 5 times. Then I did a circuit on the weight machine, 10 reps on each of ten machines at the heaviest weight I could manage. I got up to 300 pounds on the leg press. Finish with a ten minute steam bath.
Now, unfortunately, (or fortunately) I'm spending all that quality time with L. So I probably only exercise 30 minutes a day. No longer go to the gym. Gained about 10 pounds in the last 12 months. I'm still relatively active, and L cooks super healthy Chinese food. I'm trying to replace the gym workout with room calisthenics.
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