Massage Parlor Reports

**Angai** · 02-03-17 16:59

Originally Posted by HeadFirst [View Original Post]

I used to worry that they would be offended if I asked them to do what I really wanted to do to them. Now I don't give a shit because it's true. It's no big deal. There's not much they haven't been asked to do and nothing surprises them.

I've gotten to the point where I just ask them right in the lobby.

You have a point it doesn't matter, but the lobby is a little extreme LOL. You should be concerned about their discretion as well as your own never know who might be listening. There are places where managers tell them absolutely no extras and they sneak all the same otherwise pay isn't worthwhile.

**GreatGatsby** · 02-03-17 16:34

Made a visit to a Latina Spa on Belmont.

System.

Called 1 hr earlier to set up appt. They said to get to the cross section then call again for exact address, which I did. Easy parking, and got in.

Place.

Clean building, pretty open. Not a typical MP layout, but I didn't mind.

Intro.

When I got in, there were two Latinas sitting at the table. One super cute and sexy, the other just mediocre. The sexy girl took my money and got the room ready. I followed her and asked "Will you by massaging me? Hoping that she would say Yes. But she said "we take turns, but it's not my turn. " I told her "I'd really like it if you can massage me. " and she said she would ask and see. I got undressed and waited with fingers crossed. After a few minutes, the girl that I wanted came in! 1st Jackpot.

Main Event.

There is really nothing to mention about the massage part. It's basically rubbing lotion all over your body. About 10 minutes in, she said "You said you've been here, right? So basically all menu is available except for FS. " She quoted. 4 for HJ and 1. 2 for nude massage. I really wish I had the cash to opt out for the 2nd option, but I didn't, so I opted for just a standard finish. I flipped and she went right to work. I started roaming, and she made it clear that roaming is only allowed OTC. I said okay, but couldn't resist going UTC, so took a stab at it. Luckily, she was okay with it, just called me a "bad listener". LOL After the job was done, I asked if she wanted some massage, and she gladly accepted, so I gave her a massage for about 15 minutes. After that, we still had about 10 minutes remaining, and she was willing to give me a 2nd pop. Unfortunately, I ran out of time and had to walk out.

Other.

Very close to GFE. I was surprised, and thought maybe I did something to make her horny, so I asked her "what makes you horny? Her answer solved the puzzle.

I would definitely repeat, not for massage though.

Massage 2/10 to be generous.

Looks 8. 5/10.

HE 8. 5/10.

Stay safe,

GG.

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...ssage/49420212

**SmileySam** · 02-03-17 15:02

Sometimes the massage provider really f's up my back from the massage. Maybe it happens when she climbs on my back. Then I have to see my chiropractor to fix it. Anyone else have this happen?

**DMichaels69** · 02-03-17 10:15

If no happiness the massage has to be stellar which is not the case in many instances.

Originally Posted by Whamster123 [View Original Post]

Went to Q spa today in woodridge, would avoid this place. When I arrived there were only two girls working both were older I would say in there 40's should have left then but still went for a half hour massage for. 40. Massage was lame, lady kept rubbing my back and instead of massage and didn't apply any pressure. Over all lame massage. On the flip she said no HE and told me that this a professsional massage and that is illegal. After massage she expected a tip but I said no and walked out. First time at a AMP I got the nod and I've been to quite a few. Overall I will never go back to this place and would stay away if I were you guys.

**DMichaels69** · 02-03-17 10:13

Just ask. Not sure many would do rimming based on the fact a lot of slobs go in there unclean and some Chinese shops have no shower.

Originally Posted by HeadFirst [View Original Post]

I used to worry that they would be offended if I asked them to do what I really wanted to do to them. Now I don't give a shit because it's true. It's no big deal. There's not much they haven't been asked to do and nothing surprises them.

I've gotten to the point where I just ask them right in the lobby.

**Head First** · 02-03-17 01:56

Originally Posted by Eddinger [View Original Post]

You should just ask them to rim you, or fuck, or whatever. Its no big deal. Theyll say yes and tell you youll have to pay more, or theyll say no.

I used to worry that they would be offended if I asked them to do what I really wanted to do to them. Now I don't give a shit because it's true. It's no big deal. There's not much they haven't been asked to do and nothing surprises them.

I've gotten to the point where I just ask them right in the lobby.

**Whamster123** · 02-03-17 01:16

Went to Q spa today in woodridge, would avoid this place. When I arrived there were only two girls working both were older I would say in there 40's should have left then but still went for a half hour massage for. 40. Massage was lame, lady kept rubbing my back and instead of massage and didn't apply any pressure. Over all lame massage. On the flip she said no HE and told me that this a professsional massage and that is illegal. After massage she expected a tip but I said no and walked out. First time at a AMP I got the nod and I've been to quite a few. Overall I will never go back to this place and would stay away if I were you guys.

**E6671** · 02-02-17 20:19

Originally Posted by DonTheMon [View Original Post]

Is crystal in matteson closed? Noticed on rubmaps web that the place is listed as closed. Its a favorite spot of mine. Just haven't been near there lately.

Called tonight. They answered and said not busy. No need appointment. I guess they are open.

**DonTheMon** · 02-02-17 20:13

Is crystal in matteson closed? Noticed on rubmaps web that the place is listed as closed. Its a favorite spot of mine. Just haven't been near there lately.

**Angai** · 02-02-17 17:26

Originally Posted by ReadyForRub [View Original Post]

Read them completely. Do you really want to spend time with a Vietnamese "prince"? The lack of another "s" will ruin your day.

LMAO I didn't notice that, they have a bunch of ads though without typos to that effect LOL. That is funny though.

**ReadyForRub** · 02-02-17 16:41

Originally Posted by Angai [View Original Post]

So I notice a few places cropping up on 31's in Cicero with flood post. I was thinking of going there does anyone have any info or must I TOFTT?

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...-1137/49467282

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...ssage/49850037

The Mai outfit from fatal fury would be awesome LOL.

Read them completely. Do you really want to spend time with a Vietnamese "prince"? The lack of another "s" will ruin your day.

**AztecWarrior** · 02-02-17 12:38

Originally Posted by Angai [View Original Post]

So I notice a few places cropping up on 31's in Cicero with flood post. I was thinking of going there does anyone have any info or must I TOFTT?

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...-1137/49467282

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...ssage/49850037

The Mai outfit from fatal fury would be awesome LOL.

I second that! Any input on these ads will be greatly appreciated.

**Eddinger** · 02-02-17 12:37

Originally Posted by CraigGerton [View Original Post]

So I've been getting what one might call your basic service plus for quite a while with HJ + a little bit of anal stimulation. I have not attempted to negotiate the menu as historically I wasn't all that interested in FS.

My question is not about your standard menu items like FS or BJ. I'm interested in a rim job or even rusty trambone. My question is likely for those who have ordered completely off the menu for something like this. How does that conversation go? I have two regular providers who I've seen at least 6 times each so there's comfort in the usual. Do you ask what else they do? Or do you think if the request is a little out there do you just ask specifically if they are up for it?

You should just ask them to rim you, or fuck, or whatever. Its no big deal. Theyll say yes and tell you youll have to pay more, or theyll say no.

**Angai** · 02-02-17 12:33

So I notice a few places cropping up on 31's in Cicero with flood post. I was thinking of going there does anyone have any info or must I TOFTT?

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...-1137/49467282

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...ssage/49850037

The Mai outfit from fatal fury would be awesome LOL.

**Jadedone** · 02-02-17 10:45

Originally Posted by CraigGerton [View Original Post]

So I've been getting what one might call your basic service plus for quite a while with HJ + a little bit of anal stimulation. I have not attempted to negotiate the menu as historically I wasn't all that interested in FS.

My question is not about your standard menu items like FS or BJ. I'm interested in a rim job or even rusty trambone. My question is likely for those who have ordered completely off the menu for something like this. How does that conversation go? I have two regular providers who I've seen at least 6 times each so there's comfort in the usual. Do you ask what else they do? Or do you think if the request is a little out there do you just ask specifically if they are up for it?

If I am comfortable with them I usually just ask if they are full service. For those with a language barrier, you can use the universal sign.