Massage Parlor Reports

**Whamster123** · 02-03-17 01:16

Went to Q spa today in woodridge, would avoid this place. When I arrived there were only two girls working both were older I would say in there 40's should have left then but still went for a half hour massage for. 40. Massage was lame, lady kept rubbing my back and instead of massage and didn't apply any pressure. Over all lame massage. On the flip she said no HE and told me that this a professsional massage and that is illegal. After massage she expected a tip but I said no and walked out. First time at a AMP I got the nod and I've been to quite a few. Overall I will never go back to this place and would stay away if I were you guys.

**E6671** · 02-02-17 20:19

Originally Posted by DonTheMon [View Original Post]

Is crystal in matteson closed? Noticed on rubmaps web that the place is listed as closed. Its a favorite spot of mine. Just haven't been near there lately.

Called tonight. They answered and said not busy. No need appointment. I guess they are open.

**DonTheMon** · 02-02-17 20:13

Is crystal in matteson closed? Noticed on rubmaps web that the place is listed as closed. Its a favorite spot of mine. Just haven't been near there lately.

**Angai** · 02-02-17 17:26

Originally Posted by ReadyForRub [View Original Post]

Read them completely. Do you really want to spend time with a Vietnamese "prince"? The lack of another "s" will ruin your day.

LMAO I didn't notice that, they have a bunch of ads though without typos to that effect LOL. That is funny though.

**ReadyForRub** · 02-02-17 16:41

Originally Posted by Angai [View Original Post]

So I notice a few places cropping up on 31's in Cicero with flood post. I was thinking of going there does anyone have any info or must I TOFTT?

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...-1137/49467282

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...ssage/49850037

The Mai outfit from fatal fury would be awesome LOL.

Read them completely. Do you really want to spend time with a Vietnamese "prince"? The lack of another "s" will ruin your day.

**AztecWarrior** · 02-02-17 12:38

Originally Posted by Angai [View Original Post]

So I notice a few places cropping up on 31's in Cicero with flood post. I was thinking of going there does anyone have any info or must I TOFTT?

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...-1137/49467282

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...ssage/49850037

The Mai outfit from fatal fury would be awesome LOL.

I second that! Any input on these ads will be greatly appreciated.

**Eddinger** · 02-02-17 12:37

Originally Posted by CraigGerton [View Original Post]

So I've been getting what one might call your basic service plus for quite a while with HJ + a little bit of anal stimulation. I have not attempted to negotiate the menu as historically I wasn't all that interested in FS.

My question is not about your standard menu items like FS or BJ. I'm interested in a rim job or even rusty trambone. My question is likely for those who have ordered completely off the menu for something like this. How does that conversation go? I have two regular providers who I've seen at least 6 times each so there's comfort in the usual. Do you ask what else they do? Or do you think if the request is a little out there do you just ask specifically if they are up for it?

You should just ask them to rim you, or fuck, or whatever. Its no big deal. Theyll say yes and tell you youll have to pay more, or theyll say no.

**Angai** · 02-02-17 12:33

So I notice a few places cropping up on 31's in Cicero with flood post. I was thinking of going there does anyone have any info or must I TOFTT?

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...-1137/49467282

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...ssage/49850037

The Mai outfit from fatal fury would be awesome LOL.

**Jadedone** · 02-02-17 10:45

Originally Posted by CraigGerton [View Original Post]

So I've been getting what one might call your basic service plus for quite a while with HJ + a little bit of anal stimulation. I have not attempted to negotiate the menu as historically I wasn't all that interested in FS.

My question is not about your standard menu items like FS or BJ. I'm interested in a rim job or even rusty trambone. My question is likely for those who have ordered completely off the menu for something like this. How does that conversation go? I have two regular providers who I've seen at least 6 times each so there's comfort in the usual. Do you ask what else they do? Or do you think if the request is a little out there do you just ask specifically if they are up for it?

If I am comfortable with them I usually just ask if they are full service. For those with a language barrier, you can use the universal sign.

**CraigGerton** · 02-02-17 01:18

So I've been getting what one might call your basic service plus for quite a while with HJ + a little bit of anal stimulation. I have not attempted to negotiate the menu as historically I wasn't all that interested in FS.

My question is not about your standard menu items like FS or BJ. I'm interested in a rim job or even rusty trambone. My question is likely for those who have ordered completely off the menu for something like this. How does that conversation go? I have two regular providers who I've seen at least 6 times each so there's comfort in the usual. Do you ask what else they do? Or do you think if the request is a little out there do you just ask specifically if they are up for it?

**Avg Joe** · 02-01-17 23:50

Originally Posted by AztecWarrior [View Original Post]

Any good recommendations for an AMP on archer Ave? I haven't been on the game lately and want to see what's worth going out for. In the past I had a good time at Ruby's with yoyo. A good time with Angela on Comfort spa. Michelle from Fantastic massage ain't worth seeing. Just in the mood to try something new out there. Thanks buds!

It's not on Archer but it is one to avoid in the Chinatown area.

Its located on the North side of Cermak between Walgreens and the bridge. Lame massage by a girl who spoke zero English with no offer of a TS and no extras. This was as of 2 weeks ago.

AJ.

**Makaroi** · 01-31-17 18:37

Originally Posted by AztecWarrior [View Original Post]

Any good recommendations for an AMP on archer Ave? I haven't been on the game lately and want to see what's worth going out for. In the past I had a good time at Ruby's with yoyo. A good time with Angela on Comfort spa. Michelle from Fantastic massage ain't worth seeing. Just in the mood to try something new out there. Thanks buds!

They are all your typical places. I just did a quick review of all the ones I been to, they are all archer area.

**Layne123** · 01-31-17 14:56

I saw May at H Wellness.

I suck at ages yet she was maybe late 30's? Great personality which made it a good experience for me.

She gave an ok table shower and a good massage.

The flip was good and she let me roam UTC.

Massage: 6, Looks: 6, Overall: 8.

I don't remember exact costs or tip yet I believe it was $70 for massage w / TS and I think I gave $60 tip.

I will return to see May.

**AztecWarrior** · 01-30-17 11:52

Any good recommendations for an AMP on archer Ave? I haven't been on the game lately and want to see what's worth going out for. In the past I had a good time at Ruby's with yoyo. A good time with Angela on Comfort spa. Michelle from Fantastic massage ain't worth seeing. Just in the mood to try something new out there. Thanks buds!

**BluCottonCandy** · 01-30-17 10:55

Originally Posted by Enderwiggen [View Original Post]

Hey guys I'm back for a little while. Is Gunnison spa still legit cause I'm seeing bad reviews. Also, I live near a place in norwood park on cumberlan there is a huge apt complex and it is lousy with asian gals, I see them all the time but I have no idea how to get in. Any tips.

It has been a few months for me at gunn but I have never never left sad.